MUNNABHAI MANAGER !!!

"CHIRKOOT: 'Oh ! God ! It is 

so painful for any bank to see 

such a huge NPA AMOUNT; 

excuse me, what is the 

procedure to do a successful 

recovery in any NPA ACCOUNT ?'

PROFESSOR: 'Always remember, 

that we are not here to make friends, 

we are here to do banking BUSINESS; 

aggressive cash recovery of all loan 

accounts is the best strategy to come 

out of this asset quality STRESS.'

MUNNABHAI: 'Yeh Chirkoot, kya training class 

mein khaali poochta raheta hain SAWAAL; 

customer logon ko samjhaane kaa re, ki kaise 

woh ush karz kaa kar sakta hai sahi ISTEMAAL; 

taah ki uski business mein khub munaafa 

ho, aur woh ho jaaye MAALAMAAL; 

koi bank ka paisa le ke lautaayega nahi, toh 

humlog hain naa, karne ke liye BAAWAAL.'

CIRCUIT: 'Kya re Chirkoot, Bhai ne 

bola hain, loan recovery karne 

kaa, toh karne KAA; 

tere ko bhi 'Munnabhai Manager' 

maafik banne kaa kya, bole toh, 

ekdum tension nahi lene KAA.'"- Arindam Sain

EI BANGABHOOMI TEH KANO JE KONO KARMOSANSTHAN NEYI KE JAANE, AAR BANGAALI RAA O KHUSHI, OI 500 BAA 1000 TAAKA BHAATA PEYE, PROTI MAASHE !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Amaar meye duto r biye 

hoyeche sab Kolkata r baaire, apnaar aar 

ki chintaa mashaai, duikhaana PUTRO; 

amaar choto kanya abaar jaake prem 

kore biye koreche, se ek kaal e chilo 

amaar besh bhalo CHHATRO. 

Duto meye, taader baccha aar bor 

niye dekhte aase ei buro buri ke, 

bachor e, oi teen chaar BAAR; 

amaar baro naatni taa Kolkata r ekta bikhyaato 

college e bhorti hobaar sujog peyeche, taai ei 

buro daadu, deeda r kaacheyi thaakbe EBAAR.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Amaar duto 

chhele ee kintu oi 'Computer 

Science' baa 'IT' niyeyi 

korlo PORASHONA; 

chaakri sutrey, baro taa thaake 

America e, aar choto taa thaake 

Bengaluru teh, eto baro fnaaka ghar taa, 

aami aar amaar stree ee kori DEKHASONA. 

Tomaar meyeder toh tobu tumi 

bachor e teen chaar baar paayo 

dekhte, kintu amaar duto chhele 

toh bachor e, oi ekbaar koreyi AASE; 

ei Bangabhoomi teh kano je kono 

karmosansthan neyi ke jaane, aar Bangaali 

raa o khushi, oi 500 baa 1000 taaka bhaata 

peye, proti MAASHE.'"- Arindam Sain

THIS AFRICAN JUNGLE JUST LOOKS AWESOME AND AMAZING UNDER THE MOONLIGHT !!!

"AFRICAN LION: 'Instead of clicking 

the photos of supermodels, you 

chose wildlife PHOTOGRAPHY; 

I am impressed with your passion 

for it and becoming very keen to 

know more about your BIOGRAPHY.'

WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER: 'Without 

adventure, risk and thrilling experiences 

in human life, there is no FUN; 

I have always loved to explore new things, 

new places, new ambience instead of sitting 

idle and enjoying berbeque chicken with BUN. 

But, one thing I liked about you 

that you have never attacked US; 

we felt as if you are a well 

trained lion of any CIRCUS.'

AFRICAN LION: 'I can hunt 

you down at any MOMENT; 

but, I don't regard it 

as any ACHIEVEMENT. 

Without wisdom in your mind and 

a heart filled with kingly gesture, a 

king is never regarded as a real KING; 

my wife generally hunts at night, she saw 

you guys in front of a bonfire near the camp, 

where you guys were singing and DANCING.' 

WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER: 'Yeah ! 

We, the wildlife lovers do enjoy 

the party time at NIGHT; 

this African jungle just 

looks awesome and amazing 

under the MOONLIGHT.'"- Arindam Sain

'MAA DURGA' EBAAR AASBEN 'MAA KALI' R RUP E, SAB BANGAALI HINDU DER KE SHAKTI DEBEN UNI, JAI 'MAA SHAMSHAAN KALI' !!!

"TANTRIK: 'Bhaabchi, ebaar er 

'Samshaan Kali' pujo e, firiye aanbo 

seyi purono protha, jaar naam 'NAROBALI'; 

'Maa Durga' ebaar aasben 'Maa Kali' r rup e, 

sab Bangaali Hindu der ke shakti deben 

uni, Jai 'Maa Shamshaan KALI.'' 

PUROHIT: 'Saara viswa te sabaai 

Bharatbarsha ke shraddha kore, kato 

samman daaye, jehetu aamra sanatani, 

sabaai ke eksaathe niye cholbaar 

maanosikota RAAKHI; 

kintu amader moddhye ekotaa r kano eto 

obhaabh, 'rajnoitik magaj dholai' r baaire ese, 

ekjot hote hobe amader, baari te bishadhar 

saap dhukle, eta murkhota bote, jodi aamra 

chupchaap bosey THAAKI.'"- Arindam Sain

PREPARE A HIGH LEVEL LIST AND ASSIGN THE OFFICERS WHO HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE BEST !!!

"INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'There is 

no need to waste money and 

time by doing ARREST; 

prepare a high level list 

and assign the officers who 

have always been the BEST.'

UNDERCOVER AGENT: 'But, there 

must be no media COVERAGE; 

only their photos may be published 

in any 'Missing Case' PAGE.'"- Arindam Sain

THIS NEW INDIA BELIEVES IN DIRECT MASS KILLINGS OF MOSQUITOES, SO, WE DON'T NEED ANY MOSQUITO COIL !!!

"A BANGLADESHI BORDER COP: 'In terms 

of vigilance and administration, the 

current Bangladesh government 

is very much WEAK; 

that is a very important reason 

why the Pakistan government is 

targeting to create terrorist camps 

here and the terrorism is at its PEAK.'

AN INDIAN AIR FORCE FIGHTER: 'You 

the new generation of Bangladeshi 

people don't even pay respect to the 

'Bengali revolution' against West PAKISTAN; 

if the Bangladesh government keeps on 

giving indirect support to Pakistani 

terrorists, then, one day, your Bangladesh 

will become a 2nd TALIBANISTAN. 

Be very careful, our Indian Armed 

forces can anytime do surgical 

strikes on Bangladeshi SOIL; 

this new India believes in direct mass 

killings of the mosquitoes, so, we 

don't need any mosquito COIL.'"- Arindam Sain

EK VAADA ZAROOR NIBHAANA, KE TUMHARE DIL MEIN SIRF HUM HEE KARENGE RAJ !!!

"RAJPUT RAJPUTRA: 'Rajput hain hum, 

joh ladki hamaare saamne nahi JHUKEGI; 

usse kabhi bhi hamaara 

pyar nahi MILEGI. 

Agar har waqt 

jung LADEGI; 

toh dil ke maamle mein, 

saara jeevan PACHTAAYEGI.'

RAJPUT RAJKANYA: 'Agar thoda 

jhukne se pyar milegi, toh 

humko kyon hogi AITRAAZ; 

par saari zindegi, ek vaada zaroor 

nibhaana, ki tumhare dil mein 

sirf hum hee karenge RAJ. 

Thoda dimaag laagao, koi bhi ladki 

aake jhukh jaayegi, aur karegi nautanki, 

kyon ki usse bhi pataa hain Rajput 

riyaasat ki reeti aur RIWAAZ; 

chinta mat karo, saccha pyar kiye hain 

tumse, jab bhi koi khatra dikhegi, sab se 

pehle hum hee tumko karenge saavdhaan, 

de ke pyar ki AWAAZ.'"- Arindam Sain