FROM TODAY ONWARDS, IN ALL THE TEMPLES, PROVIDE FREE MEALS TWICE A DAY TO ALL THE DEVOTEES WHO VISIT THERE TO DO WORSHIP !!!

"HERMIT: 'In this Diwali festival, we must light 

up the entire kingdom, the pandemic period 

is over, we must overcome the DARKNESS; 

let this be the light of hope, peace, 

prosperity and everywhere, let 

there be beauty and BRIGHTNESS.'

KING: 'Also send some sweets and traditional 

gifts to our neighbouring kingdoms to 

strengthen our good RELATIONSHIP; 

from today onwards, in all the temples, provide 

free meals twice a day to all the devotees who 

visit there to do WORSHIP.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 66 RUNS AGAINST AFGHANISTAN ON 03.11.2021 !!!

"Forget about 

any previous LOSS; 

fight back in the battlefield 

again like a big BOSS. 

Both KL Rahul and Rohit Sharma 

attacked the Afghanistan bowlers 

with a positive MENTALITY; 

it was a good batting surface and both 

the Indian openers started to perform 

with their superb class and QUALITY. 

Even Hardik Pandya and Rishabh Pant 

pounced on the Afghanistan bowlers 

after coming out of their DEN; 

after losing just 2 wickets 

on 03.11.2021, India scored 

a massive total of 210. 

Hazratullah Zazai of Afghanistan 

looked in good touch with 

some hard HITTING; 

but Mohammed Shami and 

Jasprit Bumrah got success as 

the ball was getting some SWING. 

Nabi led from the 

front and Karim Janat 

remained unbeaten at 42; 

India won by 66 runs as Shami 

took 3 wickets and Ashwin's bowling 

figure is 14/2."- Arindam Sain

CHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE AND DRESS; CHANGE YOUR WORKPLACE AND RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS !!!

"Change your 

lifestyle and DRESS; 

change your workplace 

and residential ADDRESS. 

You can't change the idiots, but, you can 

change your own world at your own WILL; 

an old pen can be useful again, 

if you get the perfect REFILL. 

Change is constant and rapid 

changes are really GOOD; 

as it maintains an equilibrium of economy, 

so, you don't need any 'ROBINHOOD'. 

History is the witness 

that the rationality of any tribe 

improves with repeated MIGRATION; 

remaining inside the well, just like a 

frog brings illiteracy, conservative 

mindset and tribal DEGRADATION. 

Need of the hour is to provide 

transfer posting to all the government 

employees to any non-home state, 

to create a cosmopolitan CULTURE; 

and this mixing up of different people 

from several communities will help to 

transform India into a super power 

nation in the near FUTURE."- Arindam Sain

ALWAYS KEEP IT IN MIND THAT IT IS AN OFFENSE TO PARK ANY VEHICLE IN ANY 'NO PARKING' ZONE !!!

"A COP OF KOLKATA POLICE: 'As you have 

broken the rule, you have to pay a FINE; 

not too much at all, 

just pay Rs. 499/-.'

A HOOLIGAN: 'You don't know me, only one 

phone is enough to give you a bad transfer 

posting, by the way, this is a street of 

the Kolkata Municipal CORPORATION; 

who cares about you such cops, 

I can park any two wheeler or four 

wheeler in a 'No Parking' zone as 

a citizen of India NATION.'

A COP OF KOLKATA POLICE: 'Rule is 

same for all and we are not afraid of 

any bad transfer posting, you can dial 

any number in your mobile PHONE; 

allow us to do our duty politely, else you 

know what we can do, always keep it in 

mind that it is an offense to park any 

vehicle in any 'No Parking' ZONE.'"- Arindam Sain

MUNNABHAI MANAGER !!!

"CHIRKOOT: 'Oh ! God ! It is 

so painful for any bank to see 

such a huge NPA AMOUNT; 

excuse me, what is the 

procedure to do a successful 

recovery in any NPA ACCOUNT ?'

PROFESSOR: 'Always remember, 

that we are not here to make friends, 

we are here to do banking BUSINESS; 

aggressive cash recovery of all loan 

accounts is the best strategy to come 

out of this asset quality STRESS.'

MUNNABHAI: 'Yeh Chirkoot, kya training class 

mein khaali poochta raheta hain SAWAAL; 

customer logon ko samjhaane kaa re, ki kaise 

woh ush karz kaa kar sakta hai sahi ISTEMAAL; 

taah ki uski business mein khub munaafa 

ho, aur woh ho jaaye MAALAMAAL; 

koi bank ka paisa le ke lautaayega nahi, toh 

humlog hain naa, karne ke liye BAAWAAL.'

CIRCUIT: 'Kya re Chirkoot, Bhai ne 

bola hain, loan recovery karne 

kaa, toh karne KAA; 

tere ko bhi 'Munnabhai Manager' 

maafik banne kaa kya, bole toh, 

ekdum tension nahi lene KAA.'"- Arindam Sain

EI BANGABHOOMI TEH KANO JE KONO KARMOSANSTHAN NEYI KE JAANE, AAR BANGAALI RAA O KHUSHI, OI 500 BAA 1000 TAAKA BHAATA PEYE, PROTI MAASHE !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Amaar meye duto r biye 

hoyeche sab Kolkata r baaire, apnaar aar 

ki chintaa mashaai, duikhaana PUTRO; 

amaar choto kanya abaar jaake prem 

kore biye koreche, se ek kaal e chilo 

amaar besh bhalo CHHATRO. 

Duto meye, taader baccha aar bor 

niye dekhte aase ei buro buri ke, 

bachor e, oi teen chaar BAAR; 

amaar baro naatni taa Kolkata r ekta bikhyaato 

college e bhorti hobaar sujog peyeche, taai ei 

buro daadu, deeda r kaacheyi thaakbe EBAAR.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Amaar duto 

chhele ee kintu oi 'Computer 

Science' baa 'IT' niyeyi 

korlo PORASHONA; 

chaakri sutrey, baro taa thaake 

America e, aar choto taa thaake 

Bengaluru teh, eto baro fnaaka ghar taa, 

aami aar amaar stree ee kori DEKHASONA. 

Tomaar meyeder toh tobu tumi 

bachor e teen chaar baar paayo 

dekhte, kintu amaar duto chhele 

toh bachor e, oi ekbaar koreyi AASE; 

ei Bangabhoomi teh kano je kono 

karmosansthan neyi ke jaane, aar Bangaali 

raa o khushi, oi 500 baa 1000 taaka bhaata 

peye, proti MAASHE.'"- Arindam Sain

THIS AFRICAN JUNGLE JUST LOOKS AWESOME AND AMAZING UNDER THE MOONLIGHT !!!

"AFRICAN LION: 'Instead of clicking 

the photos of supermodels, you 

chose wildlife PHOTOGRAPHY; 

I am impressed with your passion 

for it and becoming very keen to 

know more about your BIOGRAPHY.'

WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER: 'Without 

adventure, risk and thrilling experiences 

in human life, there is no FUN; 

I have always loved to explore new things, 

new places, new ambience instead of sitting 

idle and enjoying berbeque chicken with BUN. 

But, one thing I liked about you 

that you have never attacked US; 

we felt as if you are a well 

trained lion of any CIRCUS.'

AFRICAN LION: 'I can hunt 

you down at any MOMENT; 

but, I don't regard it 

as any ACHIEVEMENT. 

Without wisdom in your mind and 

a heart filled with kingly gesture, a 

king is never regarded as a real KING; 

my wife generally hunts at night, she saw 

you guys in front of a bonfire near the camp, 

where you guys were singing and DANCING.' 

WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER: 'Yeah ! 

We, the wildlife lovers do enjoy 

the party time at NIGHT; 

this African jungle just 

looks awesome and amazing 

under the MOONLIGHT.'"- Arindam Sain