KALI PUJO R DIN E, DUPUR BELA E HOLO PNAATHABALI; SURJYASTO R POREYI SHURU HOLO 'SHUBHO DEEPAVALI' !!!

"Kali pujo r din e, dupur 

bela e holo PNAATHABALI; 

surjyasto r poreyi shuru 

holo 'Shubo DEEPAVALI.' 

Amabasya r raat e, 

akaash er rang KAALO; 

chaaridike jwolche pradeep 

aar mombaati r AALO. 

Aajker ei din e, 

Ayoddha e firechilen 

Bhagaban RAM; 

taai toh Ayoddha baasi jwaaliyeche aajker 

din e paanch laakh er o beshi pradeep, 

jaaniye taader bhagawan Ram ke PRONAM. 

Ei din e o, hoy boiki lakkhi pujo, 

sabaai kore praarthona, jano 

bojaaye thaake sukh o SAMRIDDHI; 

shaanti jano biraaj kore sabaar 

sangsaar e, jodi naa o hoy aarthik 

upaarjon e tamon kono BRIDDHI. 

Ekbaar ek paahaari rail raasta e, 

ekta rail gaari gechilo aatke, 

chaaridike andhokaar, 

se je ek bishaal SURANGO; 

seyi rail gaari jakhan cholte aarambha 

korlo, aalo r dekha pelo yaatri raa, mon 

takhan abaar uru uru, thik jano khaancha 

theke mukti pelo kono BIHANGO. 

Ei 'Shubo Deepavali' r aalo r utsav er 

din ei hok sabaar jonnyo, ek 

notun aalokito ebong 

aishwaryamoyee yug er SUCHONA; 

durdharsho yoddha r mato durdaanto 

maanoshik shakti sanchay kore durbaar 

gati teh egiye jete hobe, je jato ee 

koruk SAMALOCHONA."- Arindam Sain

FROM TODAY ONWARDS, IN ALL THE TEMPLES, PROVIDE FREE MEALS TWICE A DAY TO ALL THE DEVOTEES WHO VISIT THERE TO DO WORSHIP !!!

"HERMIT: 'In this Diwali festival, we must light 

up the entire kingdom, the pandemic period 

is over, we must overcome the DARKNESS; 

let this be the light of hope, peace, 

prosperity and everywhere, let 

there be beauty and BRIGHTNESS.'

KING: 'Also send some sweets and traditional 

gifts to our neighbouring kingdoms to 

strengthen our good RELATIONSHIP; 

from today onwards, in all the temples, provide 

free meals twice a day to all the devotees who 

visit there to do WORSHIP.'"- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 66 RUNS AGAINST AFGHANISTAN ON 03.11.2021 !!!

"Forget about 

any previous LOSS; 

fight back in the battlefield 

again like a big BOSS. 

Both KL Rahul and Rohit Sharma 

attacked the Afghanistan bowlers 

with a positive MENTALITY; 

it was a good batting surface and both 

the Indian openers started to perform 

with their superb class and QUALITY. 

Even Hardik Pandya and Rishabh Pant 

pounced on the Afghanistan bowlers 

after coming out of their DEN; 

after losing just 2 wickets 

on 03.11.2021, India scored 

a massive total of 210. 

Hazratullah Zazai of Afghanistan 

looked in good touch with 

some hard HITTING; 

but Mohammed Shami and 

Jasprit Bumrah got success as 

the ball was getting some SWING. 

Nabi led from the 

front and Karim Janat 

remained unbeaten at 42; 

India won by 66 runs as Shami 

took 3 wickets and Ashwin's bowling 

figure is 14/2."- Arindam Sain

CHANGE YOUR LIFESTYLE AND DRESS; CHANGE YOUR WORKPLACE AND RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS !!!

"Change your 

lifestyle and DRESS; 

change your workplace 

and residential ADDRESS. 

You can't change the idiots, but, you can 

change your own world at your own WILL; 

an old pen can be useful again, 

if you get the perfect REFILL. 

Change is constant and rapid 

changes are really GOOD; 

as it maintains an equilibrium of economy, 

so, you don't need any 'ROBINHOOD'. 

History is the witness 

that the rationality of any tribe 

improves with repeated MIGRATION; 

remaining inside the well, just like a 

frog brings illiteracy, conservative 

mindset and tribal DEGRADATION. 

Need of the hour is to provide 

transfer posting to all the government 

employees to any non-home state, 

to create a cosmopolitan CULTURE; 

and this mixing up of different people 

from several communities will help to 

transform India into a super power 

nation in the near FUTURE."- Arindam Sain

ALWAYS KEEP IT IN MIND THAT IT IS AN OFFENSE TO PARK ANY VEHICLE IN ANY 'NO PARKING' ZONE !!!

"A COP OF KOLKATA POLICE: 'As you have 

broken the rule, you have to pay a FINE; 

not too much at all, 

just pay Rs. 499/-.'

A HOOLIGAN: 'You don't know me, only one 

phone is enough to give you a bad transfer 

posting, by the way, this is a street of 

the Kolkata Municipal CORPORATION; 

who cares about you such cops, 

I can park any two wheeler or four 

wheeler in a 'No Parking' zone as 

a citizen of India NATION.'

A COP OF KOLKATA POLICE: 'Rule is 

same for all and we are not afraid of 

any bad transfer posting, you can dial 

any number in your mobile PHONE; 

allow us to do our duty politely, else you 

know what we can do, always keep it in 

mind that it is an offense to park any 

vehicle in any 'No Parking' ZONE.'"- Arindam Sain

MUNNABHAI MANAGER !!!

"CHIRKOOT: 'Oh ! God ! It is 

so painful for any bank to see 

such a huge NPA AMOUNT; 

excuse me, what is the 

procedure to do a successful 

recovery in any NPA ACCOUNT ?'

PROFESSOR: 'Always remember, 

that we are not here to make friends, 

we are here to do banking BUSINESS; 

aggressive cash recovery of all loan 

accounts is the best strategy to come 

out of this asset quality STRESS.'

MUNNABHAI: 'Yeh Chirkoot, kya training class 

mein khaali poochta raheta hain SAWAAL; 

customer logon ko samjhaane kaa re, ki kaise 

woh ush karz kaa kar sakta hai sahi ISTEMAAL; 

taah ki uski business mein khub munaafa 

ho, aur woh ho jaaye MAALAMAAL; 

koi bank ka paisa le ke lautaayega nahi, toh 

humlog hain naa, karne ke liye BAAWAAL.'

CIRCUIT: 'Kya re Chirkoot, Bhai ne 

bola hain, loan recovery karne 

kaa, toh karne KAA; 

tere ko bhi 'Munnabhai Manager' 

maafik banne kaa kya, bole toh, 

ekdum tension nahi lene KAA.'"- Arindam Sain

EI BANGABHOOMI TEH KANO JE KONO KARMOSANSTHAN NEYI KE JAANE, AAR BANGAALI RAA O KHUSHI, OI 500 BAA 1000 TAAKA BHAATA PEYE, PROTI MAASHE !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Amaar meye duto r biye 

hoyeche sab Kolkata r baaire, apnaar aar 

ki chintaa mashaai, duikhaana PUTRO; 

amaar choto kanya abaar jaake prem 

kore biye koreche, se ek kaal e chilo 

amaar besh bhalo CHHATRO. 

Duto meye, taader baccha aar bor 

niye dekhte aase ei buro buri ke, 

bachor e, oi teen chaar BAAR; 

amaar baro naatni taa Kolkata r ekta bikhyaato 

college e bhorti hobaar sujog peyeche, taai ei 

buro daadu, deeda r kaacheyi thaakbe EBAAR.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Amaar duto 

chhele ee kintu oi 'Computer 

Science' baa 'IT' niyeyi 

korlo PORASHONA; 

chaakri sutrey, baro taa thaake 

America e, aar choto taa thaake 

Bengaluru teh, eto baro fnaaka ghar taa, 

aami aar amaar stree ee kori DEKHASONA. 

Tomaar meyeder toh tobu tumi 

bachor e teen chaar baar paayo 

dekhte, kintu amaar duto chhele 

toh bachor e, oi ekbaar koreyi AASE; 

ei Bangabhoomi teh kano je kono 

karmosansthan neyi ke jaane, aar Bangaali 

raa o khushi, oi 500 baa 1000 taaka bhaata 

peye, proti MAASHE.'"- Arindam Sain