MOHUN BAGAN THRASHED EAST BENGAL BY 3-0 IN THE DERBY MATCH ON 27.11.2021 !!!

"ATKMB started the match on 27.11.2021 

by attacking simultaneously from 

both left and right FLANK; 

the SCEB defenders were not 

doing man to man marking and were 

confused about how to fill in the BLANK. 

Due to Roy Krishna, the Mariner 

with the Jersey No. 21; 

the SCEB went down 

to ATKMB by 0-1. 

After just a few minutes, 

Joni Kouko made a perfect ASSIST; 

and Mariner Manvir Singh added 

another goal to his LIST. 

A long pass came in towards 

the SCEB penalty BOX; 

Arindam did a blunder and Liston Colaco 

capitalized on it like a smart FOX. 

After trailing by 3-0, SCEB went 

for goalkeeper SUBSTITUTION; 

Joni Kouko gained some self confidence 

in forward line, such was his INTUITION. 

In the second half, ATKMB 

did not play the game with 

an aggressive MENTALITY; 

rather felt satisfied with a 

3-0 victory over SCEB by playing 

a football of standard QUALITY."- Arindam Sain

SIR, WE HAVE A SUGGESTION TO IMPLEMENT A 'CASA READYKIT' WHERE THE 'READYKIT SERIAL NUMBER' (RSN) TO BE MAPPED WITH THE CIF NUMBER !!!

"ZONAL MANAGER: 'Big customers may 

not enter inside, as the branch is so 

overcrowded with customers and 

looking like any Ration SHOP; 

all digital products must be 

given to all the literate customers 

and regarding 'Digital products', 

we will surely do a 'WORKSHOP'.'

BRANCH MANAGER: 'Sir, we have 

a suggestion to implement 'CASA 

Readykit' where the 'Readykit Serial 

Number' (RSN) to be MAPPED; 

with the CIF number that is created by doing 

'Ekyc' by either biometric authentication 

or otp verification with UIDAI server, so, 

that more customers can be TAPPED.'

ASSISTANT BRANCH MANAGER:'Sir, CAPC 

must pass the uploaded documents within 2 

working days, to activate the savings account 

in which we gave instant CHEQUE-BOOK; 

even the customers will not 

visit the branch too frequently 

as they will be using the instant 

ATM card they TOOK.'"- Arindam Sain

ETO VOTE PEYEYO, MITLO NA KONO PURONO SAMASYA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Praaye sabaai bhebechilo je 

abaar khamota e ele, baarbe karmosansthan 

o maaine, kintu kothay ki, eto vote peyeyo, 

mitlo na kono purono SAMASYA; 

purnima aar jyotsna raat e jano 

aakash thaake meghla, aar 'andhokaar 

er roop' upobhog korbaar jonnyo 

toh aacheyi 'AMABASYA'.'

BABOOL: 'Bhalo ee toh khelche 

dekhchi chupi CHUPI; 

Sonia Gandhi r mathaa 

teyo poriye dicche TUPI. 

Jebhabheyi hok jaatiyo stharh e, 

pradhan birodhi dal hote HOBE; 

kintu jaara 'SSC' r likhito parikkha e pass 

kore royeche, taara chaakri paabe KOBE. 

BABLA: 'Kono kaaj korbena, 

othocho dekhaabe AHONKAAR; 

aar nichu tala r durnitigrasto 

neta gulo toh ekdum BEKAAR.  

Shunyo peyechey maane ei noy, 

je ekdum domey gache 'LAAL; 

dorkaar porle oi 'SSC' durniti 

niye korteyi paare HARTAAL.'

BALA: 'Ei muhurte, oi ahonkaari netaa 

der ke maanosik dhakka, ekmaatro 

gerua shibir ee ditey SAKKHAM; 

ekmaatro taara ee hok pourasabha r praarthi, 

jaara dheergo din dhore gerua shibir er sainik 

achen ebong korechen prochur PARISHRAM. 

Abhineta raa sudhu oi stage e 

uthe, cinema r sanglaap bole, 

kurote paaren HAATHTAALI; 

kintu ekjon aasol rajnoitik neta 

ee kintu je kono dal er sanghatan 

ke kore SHAKTISHAALI.'"- Arindam Sain

KHAATH TAA UTHLO KEPEY, EKTU MRIDU BHUMIKAMPO HOLO BODHHOY !!!

"Saal 2021, November maash er 

26 taarikh, hoyni takhan SURYODAY; 

seyi samay, khaath taa jano uthlo kepey, ektu mridu bhumikampo holo BODHHOY. 

Seeth kaal ei jano tectonic plate 

gulo norachora kore beshi, 

itihaas aache SAKKHI; 

ei bhumikampo ee jakhon samudra teh 

hoy, se Tsunami teh o khoti hoy prochur, 

maara jaaye kato poshu PAKKHI. 

Japan e naaki sunechi, 

'bhumikampo', noy aar kono 

samasya oder KAACHE; 

baari r deowaal gulo o naaki shakto 

kaagaj er tairi shunechi, taai baari bhenge 

porleyo bechey jabaar sambhabona ACHE. 

Notun baari tairi r 

samay, bheeth taa 

jano hoye SHAKTO; 

kaaron maati ektu beshi kepey uthleyi, 

kapaal e dukkho aache, jato ee apni hon 

naa kano 'Mahadev' er BHAKTO."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WHITEWASHED NEW ZEALAND BY 3-0 IN THE PAYTM T-20 SERIES BY WINNING THE MATCH ON 21.11.2021 AT EDEN GARDENS BY 73 RUNS !!!

"To play in 'Eden Gardens', 

has always been each and 

every cricketer's DREAM; 

any opposition team is 

always kept under pressure 

due to loud 'Spectators SCREAM'. 

After winning the Paytm T-20 series 

within 2 matches, the target for 

India was to 'WHITEWASH'; 

Rohit Sharma, the 'Hitman' led 

from the front to score a fantastic 

half century, well played, SABBASH ! 

Three Indian batsmen 

became Santner's VICTIM; 

the ball got stuck at Sodhi's right 

hand palm, what a lucky wicket for HIM ! 

Though, both Venkatesh Iyer and 

Sreyas Iyer played a sensible KNOCK; 

but, in the last over, it was Deepak Chahar 

who gave the 'Kiwis', a last moment SHOCK. 

In quick succession, three 

wickets of New Zealand FELL; 

when to do the spin bowling, 

came the bowler, Axar PATEL. 

Chahal took the 

wicket of Martin Guptill 

who really batted so WELL; 

Ishan Kishan was outstanding in the 

fielding, whereas both Harshal and 

Venkatesh had a good bowling SPELL. 

India defended 184 runs by 73 runs on 

21.11.2021 to have a 3-0 series victory and 

some New Zealand team fans may WEEP; 

as another history has been 

created by India regarding 

the 'Clean SWEEP'."- Arindam Sain

THE DECISION OF 'WITHDRAWAL' IS A 'TIMELY MASTERSTROKE' !!! ' !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Due to the withdrawal of 

the farming bill, the fake farmers and feudal 

lords of Punjab started to CELEBRATE; 

but, before the real farmers could 

understand what a good financial reform 

they have missed, it will be too LATE. 

Sometimes politics ruins the real 

socio-economic DEVELOPMENT; 

farmers must go back now and do 

farming as per their REQUIREMENT.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'The fake farmers, 

farming brokers, some foreigners 

and some politicians did so much 

planning, but all went in VAIN; 

the decision of  'withdrawal' is a 'timely 

masterstroke', as if the'without ticket' hooligan 

passengers were ordered to get down from 

the train by the 'TTE' who pulled the CHAIN. 

The real 'Captain' of Punjab is desperate 

to take the sweet revenge of his insult, 

by winning in the upcoming ELECTION; 

in the upcoming war of 'Captain' Vs 'Comedian', 

it is upto the people of Punjab to make their

'democratic SELECTION'."- Arindam Sain

ATK MOHUN BAGAN STARTED THEIR CAMPAIGN IN ISL OF FY 2021-22 WITH A 4-2 VICTORY AGAINST KERALA BLASTERS ON 19.11.2021 !!!

"Within 5 minutes of the match, Hugo Boumous 

gave the lead and for ATK Mohun Bagan, the 

debutant emerged as the best 'Ball ORGANIZER'. 

Though Vazquez of Kerala Blasters kept on 

giving good passes, but, it was Sahal who 

netted the ball to score the EQUALIZER. 

Albino of Kerala Blasters had to 

foul as he had no other CHOICE; 

Roy Krishna scored from the 

penalty shootout to REJOICE. 

Roy Krishna missed so many easy chances 

which needs to be improved, later ON; 

Hugo scored another one and one of the 

best goals of any ISL got scored by LISTON. 

Kerala Blasters pulled back another one 

on 19.11.2021, as Pereyra Diaz somehow 

succeeded in defeating Amrinder 

who was performing well TOO; 

in the first match of ISL of FY 2021-22, 

ATK Mohun Bagan started their 

campaign with a victory against 

Kerala Blasters by 4-2."- Arindam Sain