Sunday, November 28, 2021

OPEN THE 'GOLDEN GATE'; REDUCE THE 'REPO RATE' !!!

"The Indian economy 
is going to boom 
at this STAGE; 
because it is ready 
to fly high after coming out 
from the 'pandemic period CAGE'. 
Open the 'Golden GATE'; 
reduce the 'Repo RATE'. 
Tell the sellers to BAKE; 
as the buyers are ready to buy the CAKE. 
At higher level, it is time 
for some AMENDMENT; 
to attract more investors 
to do more INVESTMENT. 
All financial institutions should 
be under strict vigilance at 
each and every PLACE; 
discipline to be maintained and motivate 
even the weaker teams to emerge as 
a dark horse to win the RACE."- Arindam Sain

BJP HAS BROUGHT IN THESE NORTH EASTERN STATES, A RAPID MODERN INFRASTRUCTURAL DEVELOPMENT

"KALIKINKAR: 'Both INC and Left Front 
welcomed TMC to help them, but, 
at present, the survival of both 
INC and Left Front is at STAKE; 
the victory of BJP in the Municipal 
Corporation election of 2021 in Tripura 
proved that giving tickets to the root level 
young leaders is not at all a MISTAKE.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Except in Kerala, the 
Left Front has no existence and for 
years after years, the INC completely 
ignored the north eastern states and 
acted like any secret Chinese AGENT; 
the cause of 'Saffron Storm' in the neglected '
'Seven Sisters' is that the BJP has brought 
in these north eastern states, a rapid modern 
infrastructural DEVELOPMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, November 27, 2021

FOR ANY GOVERNMENT SCHEME, THIS FELLOW DEMANDS 'CUT MONEY' WHICH IS A KIND OF BRIBE !!!

"POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Why you guys 
were doing hooliganism that this 
Panchayat member has come here 
to request for his PROTECTION; 
do you guys have any idea 
what can happen to you all, 
if we file a case under 
any legal SECTION ?'

POOR FARMER: 'Sir, we are poor, 
but, we still feel proud that 
we are honest and belong 
to a peaceful TRIBE; 
we were protesting outside the 
Panchayat office because for any 
government scheme, this fellow demands 
'cut money' which is a kind of BRIBE.' 

PANCHAYAT MEMBER: 'Sir, just ignore 
their words, don't poke your nose 
into it, otherwise, you will soon 
get a transfer ORDER; 
you have just got a new 
posting here two weeks ago, 
now, your posting can be in any 
remote area of India-Bangladesh BORDER.'

POLICE INSPECTOR: 'Do you 
have any idea about 
how big is our NOSE; 
next week, we will open all your 
pending case files, to give you 
some strong DOSE.'"- Arindam Sain

FOR THE AGE GROUP OF 18 YEARS TO 25 YEARS, THE 'ATAL PENSION YOJANA' SCHEME IS ABSOLUTELY SUPERHIT !!!

"No need to take any TENSION; 
you can also get the PENSION. 
If your age is still under 
40 years, you are eligible 
and can do the APPLICATION; 
if your age is 18 years, to get Rs. 5000/- 
monthly pension, the premium is just 
Rs. 210/- as per CALCULATION. 
For 42 years, a candidate of 18 years 
of age will deposit Rs. 1,05,840/- 
(210 X 12 X 42) as an INVESTMENT; 
when he attains 60 years of age, then onwards, 
till 62 years of age, he will get Rs.1,20,000/- 
as his monthly pension PAYMENT. 
The pension scheme 
will go on till that 
pensioner's expiry DATE; 
after the death of the pensioner, the 
nominee will get Rs. 8.5 lakhs, no matter 
whatever is the current market interest RATE. 
So, 'Atal Pension Yojana' 
is just like a long term 
'Recurring DEPOSIT', 
therefore, for the age group of 18 years 
to 25 years, the 'Atal Pension Yojana' 
scheme is absolutely SUPERHIT."- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN THRASHED EAST BENGAL BY 3-0 IN THE DERBY MATCH ON 27.11.2021 !!!

"ATKMB started the match on 27.11.2021 
by attacking simultaneously from 
both left and right FLANK; 
the SCEB defenders were not 
doing man to man marking and were 
confused about how to fill in the BLANK. 
Due to Roy Krishna, the Mariner 
with the Jersey No. 21; 
the SCEB went down 
to ATKMB by 0-1. 
After just a few minutes, 
Joni Kouko made a perfect ASSIST; 
and Mariner Manvir Singh added 
another goal to his LIST. 
A long pass came in towards 
the SCEB penalty BOX; 
Arindam did a blunder and Liston Colaco 
capitalized on it like a smart FOX. 
After trailing by 3-0, SCEB went 
for goalkeeper SUBSTITUTION; 
Joni Kouko gained some self confidence 
in forward line, such was his INTUITION. 
In the second half, ATKMB 
did not play the game with 
an aggressive MENTALITY; 
rather felt satisfied with a 
3-0 victory over SCEB by playing 
a football of standard QUALITY."- Arindam Sain

SIR, WE HAVE A SUGGESTION TO IMPLEMENT A 'CASA READYKIT' WHERE THE 'READYKIT SERIAL NUMBER' (RSN) TO BE MAPPED WITH THE CIF NUMBER !!!

"ZONAL MANAGER: 'Big customers may 
not enter inside, as the branch is so 
overcrowded with customers and 
looking like any Ration SHOP; 
all digital products must be 
given to all the literate customers 
and regarding 'Digital products', 
we will surely do a 'WORKSHOP'.'

BRANCH MANAGER: 'Sir, we have 
a suggestion to implement 'CASA 
Readykit' where the 'Readykit Serial 
Number' (RSN) to be MAPPED; 
with the CIF number that is created by doing 
'Ekyc' by either biometric authentication 
or otp verification with UIDAI server, so, 
that more customers can be TAPPED.'

ASSISTANT BRANCH MANAGER:'Sir, CAPC 
must pass the uploaded documents within 
working days, to activate the savings account 
in which we gave instant CHEQUE-BOOK; 
even the customers will not 
visit the branch too frequently 
as they will be using the instant 
ATM card they TOOK.'"- Arindam Sain

ETO VOTE PEYEYO, MITLO NA KONO PURONO SAMASYA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Praaye sabaai bhebechilo je 
abaar khamota e ele, baarbe karmosansthan 
o maaine, kintu kothay ki, eto vote peyeyo, 
mitlo na kono purono SAMASYA; 
purnima aar jyotsna raat e jano 
aakash thaake meghla, aar 'andhokaar 
er roop' upobhog korbaar jonnyo 
toh aacheyi 'AMABASYA'.'

BABOOL: 'Bhalo ee toh khelche 
dekhchi chupi CHUPI; 
Sonia Gandhi r mathaa 
teyo poriye dicche TUPI. 
Jebhabheyi hok jaatiyo stharh e, 
pradhan birodhi dal hote HOBE; 
kintu jaara 'SSC' r likhito parikkha e pass 
kore royeche, taara chaakri paabe KOBE. 

BABLA: 'Kono kaaj korbena, 
othocho dekhaabe AHONKAAR; 
aar nichu tala r durnitigrasto 
neta gulo toh ekdum BEKAAR.  
Shunyo peyechey maane ei noy, 
je ekdum domey gache 'LAAL; 
dorkaar porle oi 'SSC' durniti 
niye korteyi paare HARTAAL.'

BALA: 'Ei muhurte, oi ahonkaari netaa 
der ke maanosik dhakka, ekmaatro 
gerua shibir ee ditey SAKKHAM; 
ekmaatro taara ee hok pourasabha r praarthi, 
jaara dheergo din dhore gerua shibir er sainik 
achen ebong korechen prochur PARISHRAM. 
Abhineta raa sudhu oi stage e 
uthe, cinema r sanglaap bole, 
kurote paaren HAATHTAALI; 
kintu ekjon aasol rajnoitik neta 
ee kintu je kono dal er sanghatan 
ke kore SHAKTISHAALI.'"- Arindam Sain