Saturday, December 11, 2021

'ROYAL BENGAL TIGER' BOLE KATHA, TAAR SOYNDARJYA TEH EKTA AABHIJATYA AACHE BOIKI, JATO EE HOK NAA KANO SE BONNYO !!!

"Roj maajh RAAT E; 
lukiye thaake dhaan er KKHET E. 
Ei Sundarban er baagh er 
besh shakto CHOYAAL; 
paarle ek maash ei shunyo 
kore daaye jekono GOYAAL. 
Gotaa graam jurey se ki hoichoi, 
chaaridike se ki AATANKA; 
kibhaabe baagh taa ke dhora 
jaaye, se jano ek kathin AANKA. 
Bon daftar er aadhikaarik raa 
ese grambaasi der bollen je, 
'korben naa kono SHABDO; 
faandh paata aache, 
sudhu samay r opekkha, 
faandh e porleyi se JABDO'. 
Jeyi naa baagh mama poreche 
faandhe, hoye galo knaachabandi, 
byaash, bheerh jome galo, taake 
ek jhalak dekhbaar JONNYO; 
Sundarban er 'Dakshin Roy', orthaath 
'Royal Bengal Tiger' bole katha, taar 
soundarjya teh ekta aabhijatya aache boiki,  
jato ee hok naa kano se BONNYO."- Arindam Sain

BARONG JETA PACCHEN MASHAAI, ONEK PACCHEN ONYANYO RAJYA R TULONAA E, ETEYI THAAKUN SANTUSTO !!!

"KRISHAK: 'Ki kendriya sarkar, 
ki rajya sarkar, keyu ee amaader ke 
dekhchena, 1 lakh taaka r chaash er 
wrin maatro 40,000 taaka e korche MOKUB; 
taarpor oi 'Krishak Bandhu' aar 'PM 
Kisan Yojana' ebong amader stree 
der 'Lakkhi Bhandar' e o dicche kato 
kom taaka, aamra bone jacchi BEKUB.'

PANCHAYAT PRADHAN: 'Boli 
'Duaare Sarkar' maane ei noy, 
je, duto sarkar ee apnaar baarite 
giye kore aasbe RANNA; 
bose bose toh duto sarkar theke 
bhalo ee pacchen, taar opor ration o 
pacchen binamulye, jedin tap bandho 
hoye jaabe, takhan berobe aasol KANNA. 
Barong jeta pacchen mashaai, 
onek pacchen onyanyo rajya r 
tulonaa e, eteyi thaakun SANTUSTO; 
duto sarkar ee jodi khepe giye, eisab deowaa 
bandho kore daaye, takhan naa hoy shunbo 
apnaar dukkho KASTO.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

AAMRA O EBAAR THEKE THIK KORECHI, JE HABONA KONO RAJNOITIK DAL ER ANDHO BHAKTO !!!

"NAATI: 'Bujhle Daadu, aajkaal kaar 
rajnoitik neta der niye, sadharan 
maanush ekdum BIRAKTO; 
ke je kakhan paalti kheye kon 
dal e dhukey porbe, eta bola 
khub ee SHAKTO. 
Taai aamra o ebaar theke 
thik korechi, je habona kono 
rajnoitik dal er andho BHAKTO; 
oi neta gulo din er belaa e uskaani diye larai 
koraabe, aar raat e eksaathe kore noishobhoj, 
jhore sudhu sadharan maanush er ee RAKTO.'

DAADU: 'Aasole daadubhai, tomraa je 
ektu holeyo bokaa, boli, thik je kono baro 
nirbachan er thik kichu maash aageyi kano 
bhengey jaaye saamprodaayik SAMPRITI; 
thanda maatha e bhebhe dekhecho ki, 
je seyi eengrez der 'Divide and Rule' 
policy taakeyi kaaje laagiye, sab 
rajnoitik dal kore RAJNITI. 
Abaar saare chaar bachor, 
kono bhedabhed neyi, sabaai 
besh ananda koreyi thaake, 
ekdum shaanti BIRAJMAAN; 
rajneeti ekhan ekta byabsaa, ekta 
jaatrapaala, neyi seyi aager mato 
aadarsha, neyi kono dal er proti shraddha, 
bhalobasha o SAMMAN.'"- Arindam Sain

TWO INCIDENTS BACK TO BACK; IS SURELY A SETBACK !!!

"COMMANDO: 'Two incidents back to BACK; 
is surely a SETBACK. 
In Nagaland, we hardly had any such 
awkward situation in the past, no, NEVER; 
and in a place of Tamil Nadu, we have 
lost one of the best military general EVER.'

INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'Something may 
be fishy, as we can sometimes SMELL; 
we must do a detailed investigation on 
Nagaland firing and how that helicopter FELL. 
Maybe a wild guess, but, is there 
any activation of any 'sleeper CELL'; 
let us see the investigation reports, 
only the time will TELL.'"- Arindam Sain

AS YOUR DIVORCE CASE IS IN THE LAST LAP; SO, YOU HAVE TO START A NEW JOURNEY, BUT, MAINTAIN AT LEAST 3 YEARS AGE GAP !!!

"LAWYER: 'As your divorce 
case is in the last LAP; 
so, you have to start a new journey, 
but, maintain at least 3 years age GAP. 
To help you out in the future search, 
we also have a good DATABASE; 
where many of our clients became single 
again after completion of their divorce CASE.'

CLIENT: 'Getting rid of any liar 
and unfaithful person in a marriage 
relationship is just like breathing 
the 'virus free fresh AIR'; 
but, as per Hindu marriage act, the married 
women are given too much relaxations 
and nowadays, it is getting too much 
misused also, which is not FAIR. 
'Always marry that person only who 
loves you, not the person whom you 
love blindly', this statement was 
made by wise men long time AGO; 
but, in reality, we just do the opposite 
thing, and then the marriage relationship 
often ends up within a short period due 
to the clash of 'EGO'.'"- Arindam Sain

EKTI GAAN GEYECHEN BOTE BIRBHUM ZILLA R DUBRAJPUR SAHAR ER BAASINDAA, 'BHUBAN BADYAKAR' !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Ekti gaan geyechen 
bote Birbhum zilla r Dubrajpur sahar 
er baasindaa, 'Bhuban BADYAKAR; 
ei gaan bisesh kore 'Bangladesh' e hoyeche 
daarun janopriyo, ei Bangabhoomi r gayak 
er paaowa uchit kichu aarthik PURASKAR. 
Jaara hoyto bhaajha badam ee 
kheto naa, taara ekhan khacche 
bote kaancha BADAM; 
ei gaan er opor remix kore, 
naachanaachi kore, onekeyi abaar 
Internet duniya e kurocche SUNAAM.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Dhanyabaad jaanano 
uchit seyi bhadrolok ke, je ei gaan taa r 
pratham video recording KORECHILO; 
oi bhadrolok ei Internet duniya e, 
video taa upload korlo boleyi naa, 
ei gaan taa eto 'viral' HOLO. 
Tobe oi ekta gaan ei themey 
thaakle hobena, aaro onek 
rakam er gaan rachana koruk, 
samriddho hok LOKGEETI; 
'Joydeb Mela' e toh proti bachor, 
baaul gaan aar lokgeeti r anusthaan 
hoy, ebong royeche gaan recording 
korbaar o REETI.'"- Arindam Sain

IN ANY ORGANIZATION, JUST PUT A BAN ON ANY OUTDATED EQUIPMENT !!!

"In any organization, just put 
a ban on any outdated EQUIPMENT; 
continous upgradation of technology is one 
of the basic duties of any top MANAGEMENT. 
'Pay Scale' or 'salary structure' comes later, 
first comes 'employee safety and SECURITY'; 
no matter what happens, profit or loss, 
this should be the first PRIORITY. 
It is very easy to buy any PRODUCT; 
but, the maintenance job looks DIFFICULT. 
'Testing' and 'Surprise Inspection' are 
the two best practices which the 
developed kingdoms strictly FOLLOW; 
when you dive in the ocean, go deeper 
as much as you can, don't just discover 
around the areas which are SHALLOW. 
A big mistake 
is the summation 
of so many errors 
without any RECTIFICATION; 
you cannot afford to ignore the 
'core engineering' while giving 
more focus on outer body design 
and BEAUTIFICATION."- Arindam Sain