Sunday, December 12, 2021

FOR YOU SUCH WILFUL DEFAULTERS IN INDIA, A DAY WILL COME WHEN THERE WILL BE HARDLY 3 OR 4 PSU BANKS ONLY !!!

"WILFUL DEFAULTER: 'The staffs and 
recovery agents of a reputed PSU Bank 
are regularly visiting my HOUSE; 
I want to file a case against the 
PSU bank, because everyday, I have 
to hear the shouting voice of my SPOUSE.'

LAWYER: 'Your spouse is requesting 
you to repay back the loan, that is 
indeed the best SUGGESTION; 
and the funny thing is that, you cannot repay 
back the bank loan, but you are ready to 
pay me for doing a case REGISTRATION. 
The PSU Bank staffs and their 
recovery agents are performing 
their professional duties, that's ALL; 
the PSU banks also have to survive in this 
competitive market, and you are a profit making 
businessman, your business is not SMALL.'

WILFUL DEFAULTER: 'That PSU Bank 
can do nothing to me, even the 
Indian Government has failed to do 
anything against 'Nirav Modi' as of NOW; 
you just file a case that the bank staffs 
of this PSU Bank are harassing me 
and my family members, to put 
pressure on the PSU Bank SOMEHOW.'

LAWYER: 'As the PSU Bank staffs 
cannot be too aggressive while 
doing NPA recovery, maybe, 
that's why, there are so many mergers 
of PSU Banks and even PRIVATISATION; 
it is the brutal truth, that for you such 
wilful defaulters in India, a day will come 
when there will be hardly 3 or 4 PSU Banks 
only, after all, no one wants to keep any 
loss making ORGANIZATION.'"- Arindam Sain

IF ANY FARMER IS HAVING HIS KCC LOAN IN NPA CATEGORY (IRAC-4 OR MORE), THEN THE 'PM KISAN YOJANA' AND 'KRISHAK BANDHU YOJANA' WILL STOP FOR HIM, WITHOUT ANY NOTIFICATION !!!

"CONSULTANT: 'India is still not 
abiding by the simple rule, 
'No loan at any cost without PAN'; 
as the defaulters are getting 
loans from any other Bank 
which are failing to SCAN. 
Even for KCC loans also, in the 
Kisan Mandi, any designated officer will 
entry in the KCC portal, the respective 
PAN along with the KCC APPLICATION; 
if any farmer is having his KCC loan in NPA 
category (IRAC -4 or more), then the 'PM 
Kisan Yojana' and 'Krishak Bandhu Yojana' 
will stop for him, without any NOTIFICATION.'

STRATEGIST: 'While applying for 
'PM Kisan Yojana' and 'Krishak 
Bandhu Yojana', a farmer has to 
submit the 'Loan Status CERTIFICATE'; 
signed by the respective Branch Manager 
of all PSU Banks in that Block area, 
specifying the 'IRAC status', 'Outstanding 
amount' and 'Interest RATE.' 
We can easily find out those farmers who 
are actually not doing any farming and 
diverting their funds, so, let us start 
this type of verification PROCESS; 
the government funds will not be wasted also 
on those fake farmers and the PSU banks 
will have a good KCC loan recovery to 
improve their BUSINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, December 11, 2021

'ROYAL BENGAL TIGER' BOLE KATHA, TAAR SOYNDARJYA TEH EKTA AABHIJATYA AACHE BOIKI, JATO EE HOK NAA KANO SE BONNYO !!!

"Roj maajh RAAT E; 
lukiye thaake dhaan er KKHET E. 
Ei Sundarban er baagh er 
besh shakto CHOYAAL; 
paarle ek maash ei shunyo 
kore daaye jekono GOYAAL. 
Gotaa graam jurey se ki hoichoi, 
chaaridike se ki AATANKA; 
kibhaabe baagh taa ke dhora 
jaaye, se jano ek kathin AANKA. 
Bon daftar er aadhikaarik raa 
ese grambaasi der bollen je, 
'korben naa kono SHABDO; 
faandh paata aache, 
sudhu samay r opekkha, 
faandh e porleyi se JABDO'. 
Jeyi naa baagh mama poreche 
faandhe, hoye galo knaachabandi, 
byaash, bheerh jome galo, taake 
ek jhalak dekhbaar JONNYO; 
Sundarban er 'Dakshin Roy', orthaath 
'Royal Bengal Tiger' bole katha, taar 
soundarjya teh ekta aabhijatya aache boiki,  
jato ee hok naa kano se BONNYO."- Arindam Sain

BARONG JETA PACCHEN MASHAAI, ONEK PACCHEN ONYANYO RAJYA R TULONAA E, ETEYI THAAKUN SANTUSTO !!!

"KRISHAK: 'Ki kendriya sarkar, 
ki rajya sarkar, keyu ee amaader ke 
dekhchena, 1 lakh taaka r chaash er 
wrin maatro 40,000 taaka e korche MOKUB; 
taarpor oi 'Krishak Bandhu' aar 'PM 
Kisan Yojana' ebong amader stree 
der 'Lakkhi Bhandar' e o dicche kato 
kom taaka, aamra bone jacchi BEKUB.'

PANCHAYAT PRADHAN: 'Boli 
'Duaare Sarkar' maane ei noy, 
je, duto sarkar ee apnaar baarite 
giye kore aasbe RANNA; 
bose bose toh duto sarkar theke 
bhalo ee pacchen, taar opor ration o 
pacchen binamulye, jedin tap bandho 
hoye jaabe, takhan berobe aasol KANNA. 
Barong jeta pacchen mashaai, 
onek pacchen onyanyo rajya r 
tulonaa e, eteyi thaakun SANTUSTO; 
duto sarkar ee jodi khepe giye, eisab deowaa 
bandho kore daaye, takhan naa hoy shunbo 
apnaar dukkho KASTO.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

AAMRA O EBAAR THEKE THIK KORECHI, JE HABONA KONO RAJNOITIK DAL ER ANDHO BHAKTO !!!

"NAATI: 'Bujhle Daadu, aajkaal kaar 
rajnoitik neta der niye, sadharan 
maanush ekdum BIRAKTO; 
ke je kakhan paalti kheye kon 
dal e dhukey porbe, eta bola 
khub ee SHAKTO. 
Taai aamra o ebaar theke 
thik korechi, je habona kono 
rajnoitik dal er andho BHAKTO; 
oi neta gulo din er belaa e uskaani diye larai 
koraabe, aar raat e eksaathe kore noishobhoj, 
jhore sudhu sadharan maanush er ee RAKTO.'

DAADU: 'Aasole daadubhai, tomraa je 
ektu holeyo bokaa, boli, thik je kono baro 
nirbachan er thik kichu maash aageyi kano 
bhengey jaaye saamprodaayik SAMPRITI; 
thanda maatha e bhebhe dekhecho ki, 
je seyi eengrez der 'Divide and Rule' 
policy taakeyi kaaje laagiye, sab 
rajnoitik dal kore RAJNITI. 
Abaar saare chaar bachor, 
kono bhedabhed neyi, sabaai 
besh ananda koreyi thaake, 
ekdum shaanti BIRAJMAAN; 
rajneeti ekhan ekta byabsaa, ekta 
jaatrapaala, neyi seyi aager mato 
aadarsha, neyi kono dal er proti shraddha, 
bhalobasha o SAMMAN.'"- Arindam Sain

TWO INCIDENTS BACK TO BACK; IS SURELY A SETBACK !!!

"COMMANDO: 'Two incidents back to BACK; 
is surely a SETBACK. 
In Nagaland, we hardly had any such 
awkward situation in the past, no, NEVER; 
and in a place of Tamil Nadu, we have 
lost one of the best military general EVER.'

INTELLIGENCE OFFICER: 'Something may 
be fishy, as we can sometimes SMELL; 
we must do a detailed investigation on 
Nagaland firing and how that helicopter FELL. 
Maybe a wild guess, but, is there 
any activation of any 'sleeper CELL'; 
let us see the investigation reports, 
only the time will TELL.'"- Arindam Sain

AS YOUR DIVORCE CASE IS IN THE LAST LAP; SO, YOU HAVE TO START A NEW JOURNEY, BUT, MAINTAIN AT LEAST 3 YEARS AGE GAP !!!

"LAWYER: 'As your divorce 
case is in the last LAP; 
so, you have to start a new journey, 
but, maintain at least 3 years age GAP. 
To help you out in the future search, 
we also have a good DATABASE; 
where many of our clients became single 
again after completion of their divorce CASE.'

CLIENT: 'Getting rid of any liar 
and unfaithful person in a marriage 
relationship is just like breathing 
the 'virus free fresh AIR'; 
but, as per Hindu marriage act, the married 
women are given too much relaxations 
and nowadays, it is getting too much 
misused also, which is not FAIR. 
'Always marry that person only who 
loves you, not the person whom you 
love blindly', this statement was 
made by wise men long time AGO; 
but, in reality, we just do the opposite 
thing, and then the marriage relationship 
often ends up within a short period due 
to the clash of 'EGO'.'"- Arindam Sain