KHELENGE HOLI AAJ TUMHARE SANG !!!

RADHIKA: 'Aao Ghanshyam, 

laagao mujhko RANG; 

Holi ka hain tyohaar, khelenge 

Holi aaj tumhare SANG.'

GHANSHYAM: 'Rang o se bhara 

yeh jeevan, zindagi hain ek RANGOLI; 

aayi hain vasant ka yeh khubsoorat 

mausam, aao aaj khele hum HOLI.'

RADHIKA: 'Ish vasant ke mausam 

mein, naa poocho yeh dil ki HAAL; 

aur bhi pyar karne ka mann kare tum 

ko, bhookh bhi nahi laagti AAJKAL.'

GHANSHYAM: 'Apne dil ko 

khul ke pyar karne do, usko 

naa poocho koi SAWAAL; 

tumhare saamne khada hain tumhari 

Krishna, aao Radha, laaga doon tum 

ko thodi si laal GULAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

IN SCHOOL LEVEL, BRING BACK 'NCC' SYSTEM, MILITARY TRAINING IS A MUST !!!

"BABLOO: 'An international level film 

should be made on the tortures on 

Bengali Hindus of East BENGAL; 

just like 'The Kashmir Files', the film, 'The 

East Bengal Files' must be released, so, 

that the brutal truth must get known to ALL.'

BABOOL: 'Why not 'The West Bengal Files' 

of 2021 too, where we experienced the 

tortures after the assembly ELECTION; 

those politicians are the poisonous snakes 

who in the name of secularism keeps on killing 

the 'Sanatan ideology' believer SECTION.'

BABLA: 'Yes, fully agree with you, 

these politicians utilize the illegal 

immigrants as their vote BANK; 

but, in that process, our national 

security gets compromised, and there 

are enough leakage points in the TANK.'

BALA: 'A dog's tail always remains curled, 

so, you have to learn how to protect 

yourself and your family MEMBERS; 

in school level, bring back 'NCC' system, 

military training is a must, just like 'Shaolin 

Temple 36 CHAMBERS'.'"- Arindam Sain

OI 'SINGHAASHAN' SHABDO TAA SHUNTE LAAGE BHALO, KINTU ADRISHYA KAANTA E BHARA !!!

"SANNYASI: 'Oi 'Singhaashan' 

shabdo taa shunte laage bhalo, 

kintu adrishya kaanta e BHARA; 

jaar mon e kono lobh neyi, 

taar kaacheyi prakrito 

sundar ei BASUNDHARA.'

RAJA: 'Sabaai jodi sannyasi hoye 

jaaye, taahole praja der dekhbe KE; 

taader dukkho, kasto baa samasya 

gulo ee baa bolbe KAAKE.'

SANNYASI: 'Prakrito Raja seyi hoy, je 

taar praja der daaye sathik PARISEBA; 

praja raa jano hoye na jaaye ashikkito, 

alash o ek prakaar BOBA.'

RAJA: 'Chaand er oi kaalo 

daag er katha sabaai jaaye 

bhuley, jedin aase 'AMABASYA'; 

purnima r raat e, chaand ke dekha jaaye pooro 

poori oi kaalo daag niye, kintu path cholte, 

sedin hoyna kono SAMASYA.'"- Arindam Sain

WE ARE FAILING TO REMAIN NEUTRAL, WE ARE NOT BEING GIVEN THE FREE HAND !!!

"JOURNALIST: 'The administrative 

control on the law and order of 

Bangabhoomi is going out of RANGE; 

and surprisingly, the common people 

in many areas are complaining against 

the cops itself, that is so STRANGE.' 

COP: 'We are failing to remain neutral, 

we are not being given the free HAND; 

what we are trying to say, we hope 

that you can UNDERSTAND.'

JOURNALIST: 'Why you guys are 

so coward to be afraid of any 

transfer order, why there is so 

much fear, if you are HONEST; 

if you can remain neutral, the entire 

force of the common people will help 

you to solve any case, and you will feel, 

that as a cop, you are the BEST.'"- Arindam Sain

FOOD HABIT MAY CHANGE BASED ON JOB POSTING LOCATION, HEALTH CONDITION, FOOD AVAILABILITY AND MONTHLY INCOME !!!

"GIRL: 'Which one do you prefer, tea or COFFEE; 

which one do you like, chocolate or TOFFEE ?'

BOY: 'All these food 

items are GOOD; 

but, which one to eat or 

drink, it depends on my MOOD.'

GIRL: 'Actually I am doing a 

new reasearch on 'food HABIT'; 

if your favourite food items are not 

available, what will you do, tell me about IT.'

BOY: 'See, the word, 'Hunger' 

is the keyword, not the 

words, 'food AVAILABILITY'; 

in which location you are, how 

much you can afford to pay, there 

comes another parameter, 'food QUALITY'.

GIRL: 'So, your food habit 

may change as per your monthly 

income and job posting LOCATION; 

with the 'age', many medical complications 

may step in, hence, another keyword is 

your 'health CONDITION'."- Arindam Sain

THE CORRUPTED FILES TO BE DELETED, NOT TO BE QUARANTINED !!!

"COP: 'In terms of consuming drugs, 

tobacco and alcohol, Kolkata is 

moving up at the third SPOT; 

though, to reduce the smuggling 

of drugs in Kolkata, the 'Kolkata 

Police' have tried a LOT.'

DOCTOR: 'Those who consume drugs, 

tobacco and alcohol, we really feel 

pity on those poor FELLOWS; 

because, they cannot see their future, 

but, when they are admitted to any 

hospital, their dilemma FOLLOWS.'

PSYCHIATRIST: 'Even a street dog gets 

more respect in the society than a 

drunkard lying on any STREET; 

those night clubs and bars have become 

'Drugs Trap', where innocent fellows are 

given drugs in the name of 'Social MEET'.'

LAWYER: 'To deal with drugs, the Indian 

judiciary system is still so WEAK; 

that is why, the business of the 

drug mafias are still at its PEAK.'

ENCOUNTER OFFICER: 'To save the people 

from drugs, the entire India must follow 

the 'Uttar Pradesh' style, be bold, be AGILE; 

the corrupted files to be deleted, not to be 

quarantined, otherwise, the 'Antivirus' cannot 

protect any healthy FILE.'"- Arindam Sain

WHEN THEY PRONOUNCE THE NAME OF THE PLACE, 'SAINTHIA', THE WORD, 'SAIN' IS PRONOUNCED WITH PERFECTION !!!

"Mr. SAIN OF NANDIGRAM: 'When 

they pronounce the name of the 

place, 'Sainthia', the  word, 'Sain' 

is pronounced with PERFECTION; 

but, for pronouncing the word, 'Sain', there 

are so many different pronunciation, and 

due to some village schoolmaster, the 

word 'Sani' is written by a certain SECTION.'

Mr. SAIN OF BARDHAMAN: 'Many 

Bengali people know about our ancient 

ancestral migration from Rajputana, and 

still ask whether we are Bengali or NOT; 

but, when you tell them about 'Sainbari 

murder case', then they will say, 'oh ! 

what a courageous Bengali dynasty 

we have GOT.''"- Arindam Sain