I WANT TO REMAIN AS A BIRD AFTER REBIRTH !!!

"MANGALA (WHITE COW): 'Why 

you always love to sit on 

my back EVERYDAY ?'

MUNIA (WHITE CRANE): 'I don't know, 

but, I like it, many questions have no 

answers, what you SAY ?'

MANGALA: 'Yeah ! Yeah ! Quite a 

smart answer indeed; so, what 

are the news headlines TODAY ?'

MUNIA: 'In all the news, one thing is 

common, the life of human beings is 

becoming more complex day by DAY.'

MANGALA: 'Once upon a time, 

you were saying that you 

want to be a human being 

in your next BIRTH.'

MUNIA: 'I was wrong, actually, the 

intelligent brains have more demand 

and are never satisfied, hence, I want 

to remain as a bird after REBIRTH.'

MANGALA: 'Life cycle is just like 

the Sunrise and Sunset; I need to 

go back home now, as the 

Sun is setting in the WEST.'

MUNIA: 'Oho ! Look towards the sky, I love 

watching this everyday, as, so many birds 

are flying together and going back happily 

to their respective NEST.'"- Arindam Sain

THAT IS JUST THE COMBINED MAGIC OF 'ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE' AND 'INTERNET' !!!

"TEACHER: 'Who is your 

best friend in this SCHOOL ?'

STUDENT: 'My mobile handset, 

it is so helpful and COOL.'

TEACHER: 'No, no, that can't be, 

it is a non-living THING.'

STUDENT: 'But, it provides me the 

answer of any question on ANYTHING.' 

TEACHER: 'That is just the 

combined magic of 'Artificial 

Intelligence' and 'INTERNET'.

STUDENT: 'Whatever it is, why can't it be 

regarded as a best friend, considering so much 

help and support that we GET.'"- Arindam Sain

THE 'EVM' IS THE BEST WEAPON, THE COMMON PEOPLE MUST UNDERSTAND !!!

"BABLOO: 'In Iswar Chandra 

Vidyasagar's 'Varna Parichay' book, 

there was one boy who gave a 

hard bite on his aunty's EAR; 

because, that woman never scolded 

that boy when he was doing anti-social 

activities since childhood, and hence 

he continued to do it without any FEAR.' 

BABOOL: 'Drop by drop, at 

one time, it fills the GLASS; 

because, from the top level, they 

have always been given the 'Free PASS'.'

BABLA: 'But, at one point, 

there has to be a RESTRICTION; 

otherwise, the anti-social activities is 

bound to become their political ADDICTION.'

BALA: 'The lower level hooligans don't 

get so much courage without any 

high level supporting HAND; 

so, to teach a lesson to the harmful politicians, 

the 'EVM' is the best weapon, the common 

people must UNDERSTAND.'"- Arindam Sain

SUDHU MAANUSH NOY, KOHICHEO PAAKHI; ESO HEY, ESO, HEY 'KALBAISAKHI' !!!

"Sudhu maanush noy, kohicheo PAAKHI; 

eso hey, eso, hey 'KALBAISAKHI'. 

Footpath e suye thaake 

je sab MAJDUR; 

taara o bolche, 'kothay 

acho kaalo megh, aar KATODUR'. 

Ele toh bhalo ee hoy, ektu swasti 

paaowa jaabe, kintu Kolkata e toh abaar 

dumdaam onek gaach pore jaaye BOTE; 

kothao bidyut er taar jhole, kothayo gaari 

jaaye bhenge, pourasabha paisa daayena, 

taai CESC r lokjon eseyi gaach KAATE. 

Corona virus o neyi, taai lockdown o 

neyi, kaajeyi abaar baarche 

prochur vaayu DUSHAN; 

raasta r aashe paashe prochur gaach 

laagano hok, ektu holeyo ei byapar e 

sachetan hok PRASHASHAN."- Arindam Sain

CHILO 'KAANKRA' JAATI, EKHAN HOYECHE 'KACHRA' JAATI !!!

"KALIKINKAR: 'Chilo 'kaankra' jaati, 

ekhan hoyeche 'kachra' JAATI; 

pratibaad korbaar shirhdaara gache bneke, 

kintu bhalo ee jwaalate paare MOMBAATI. 

Mukh toh noy, jano jaangiya, 

khulleyi oita beriye PORHE; 

jato ee mayur er pekham laagaak, kaak 

ee theke jaaye, aar kokil ese deem PARHE.'

SHIVSHANKAR: 'Maa, baba r poreyi 

kintu je kono shikkak er SAMMAN; 

e toh dekhchi ghor kaliyug, jekhaane 

chaatro raa korche shikkak der ASAMMAN. 

Sabai miley ei arajokota r 

pratibaad naa korle, ei jaati r 

aaro kharaap parinati ASONNO; 

hoyto sabai prokasye pratibaad korte 

paarchena, kintu ei shikkito samaaj 

kintu satyi ee khub BISANNO.'"- Arindam Sain

KKR WON AGAINST PBKS BY 6 WICKETS ON 01.04.2022 !!!

"In the year of 2022, on 

the day of 'April FOOL'; 

the captain of KKR, even with an 

aggressive mindset, looked so COOL. 

Mayank Agarwal 

failed to DELIVER; 

as he became the victim of 

Umesh Yadav in the first OVER. 

Rajapaksa was in full flow 

and started to DOMINATE; 

but, Mavi got his wicket despite 

having a bad economical RATE. 

As per the plan, KKR was in a 

hurry to finish off PBKS INNINGS; 

but, Kagiso Rabada scored 25 runs quickly 

without worrying about all these THINGS. 

To get rid of Rabada, in Andre Russell's 

bowling delivery, Tim Southee 

took a sensational CATCH; 

Umesh Yadav is once again in 

love with the 'Purple Cap' as he 

bagged 4 wickets in the MATCH. 

In reply to 137, at the score of 51, 

4 wickets of KKR FELL; 

and then, to do the real damage, 

came the batsmen, Andre RUSSELL. 

Billings gave the much required 

support at the other end, and 

Andre kept on hitting the BALL; 

to grab the 'Orange Cap' and help KKR to 

win by 6 wickets, as if, to him, the Wankhede 

stadium looked quite SMALL."- Arindam Sain

IF IT HAS BECOME NPA, THEN GO FOR ONE TIME SETTLEMENT; THAT WILL BE THE BEST FEASIBLE TREATMENT !!!

"FEMALE LAWYER: 'If it has become NPA, 

then go for one time SETTLEMENT; 

that will be the best 

feasible TREATMENT. 

Accept another fresh proposal 

which is not HARMFUL; 

after the thunderstorms and rainfall, 

even the nature look so BEAUTIFUL.'

MALE PETITIONER: 'The real problem 

lies with the entire Indian judicial 

system which is as slow as a SNAIL; 

it is like on the 'Time Coffin', 

someone is continuously trying 

to hammer the last NAIL. 

Whatever decision to be 

taken, it should be 

quick and FAST; 

but, alas, in terms of global ranking, the 

Indian judicial system is outdated and 

its position is at the LAST.'"- Arindam Sain