Tuesday, April 26, 2022

BAAJICHE MELA R MAADAL; MELA E JAABO CHAL !!!

"Baajiche mela r MAADAL; 
mela e jaabo CHAL.

Orey Kalindi, tu aaji korishni 
mor saathe aar KONDAL; 
emnitey garam porise katto, 
jehetu hoy naai BAADAL. 
Haalka nasha choribe, 
khaaile MOHUA; 
surjyasto r por e, jungle e 
boyibe mridu thanda HAAOA. 

Baajiche mela r MAADAL; 
mela e jaabo CHAL.

Purnima raat e, koribi 
mora prem, o mor KALINDI; 
mela e tu ke mu kini dibi 
churi aar onekgula BINDI. 
Khaaibo papad bhaja, ghugni, 
gajaa, jilaapi aar karrha e bhajha 
garam garam chotto chotto RASOGOLLA; 
maadal er taal e, taal e, naachibo 
dujon e, tarpor dujon e choribo, 
sab rakam er NAAGARDOLA. 

Baajiche mela r MAADAL; 
mela e jaabo CHAL."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, April 24, 2022

TNETUL JWAL MESHAANO CHHOLA R CHHAATU DIYE OL BHAATE !!!

"GOPAL: 'Jaa garam poreche, 
kichu ee khete bhalo laagchena, 
mukh e jano hoyeche ARUCHI; 
amaake emni bhaath daal tarkaari 
khete de barong, por e onyodin 
naa hoy khaabo chola r dal aar LUCHI.'

GOBINDO: 'Aggey, jaa bolechen 
kartababu, kaalbaisakhi r purbabhaas 
diyeche, katodin toh hoye GALO; 
kintu garam toh bereyi 
choleche, oi jharh aar 
bristi, koi aar ELO.'

GOPAL: 'Haan re Gobindo, eita ki 
baaniyechish re, aloo bhaate toh NOY; 
besh onyorakam kichu 
baaniyechish mon e HOY.'

GOBINDO: 'Ekdum thik dhorechen 
kartababu, tnetul jwal e mishiye dilaam 
chhola r chhaatu ektu KHAANI; 
tarpor oitaa r saathe sorshe r tel, piyaaz, 
lanka diye maakhiye dilaam ol, besh bhalo ee 
khete laagche, se aami JAANI.'"- Arindam Sain

BARAF ! BARAF ! 10 PAISA, 20 PAISA BAA 50 PAISA E BARAF NIYE JAAN !!!

"BARAFWALA: 'Baraf ! Baraf ! 10 paisa, 
20 paisa baa 50 paisa e baraf niye JAAN; 
ei saada, khoyeri aar kamala baraf 
khele, juriye jaabe PRAAN.'

BABLOO: 'Orrey, ke achish kothay, 
oi barafwala ke ghirey raakh oi 
gobheer nalkoop er DHAARE; 
aami aaschi ekhhuni ghar theke, 
50 paisa niye, dekhish, tatokhone 
jano oi barafwala palaate naa PAARE.'

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BABOOL: 'Thakurda, o thakurda, 
daao naa go ek TAAKA; 
khub baraf testa peyeche ei 
garam e, aar je jaayena THAAKA.'

THAKURDA: 'Besh, besh, ei ne TOBE; 
duto aanbi, ete duto hoye JAABE.'

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BABLA: 'Jhatpath oi khoyeri 
rang er baraf taa daao DEKHINI; 
noile oi taao sesh 
hoye jaabe EKHANI.'

BARAFWALA: 'Aah ! Aar katokkhon 
aatke raakhbi tora AMAARE; 
oi baansh er bridge periye, jete 
hobe je khaal er OPAARE.'

BALA: 'Ektu pore tomaar baaksho r 
sab baraf hoye jaabe sesh, peye 
jaabe tumi sathik DAAM; 
ekhaane sabaai baraf khete khub ee 
bhalobashe, mon e rekho, jeh, eta Sainpara, 
Bhubannagar GRAAM."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, April 23, 2022

WE HAVE HEARD ABOUT SOIL EROSION ONLY, BUT IT HAPPENS IN CASE OF BONES ALSO !!!

"DOCTOR: 'Your legs are in the 
preliminary stage of 'Bone EROSION'; 
so, it is advised to keep your knees 
under doctor's SUPERVISION.'

PATIENT: 'We have heard about 
soil erosion only, but, it happens in 
case of bones also, quite SURPRISING; 
maybe, nowadays, the cases 
of these types of disease based 
on bones are INCREASING.'

DOCTOR: 'Try to eat more milk or 
milk products, and give your legs 
the much needed RELAXATION; 
wear branded shoes only which provides 
more comfort and walk slowly when you 
feel 'knee INFLAMMATION.'"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, April 21, 2022

AFTER PAYING THE PREMIUM, IF YOU STILL DON'T GET THE INSURANCE COVER; THEN, FOR THAT INSURANCE COMPANY, THE GAME IS OVER !!!

"After paying the premium, if you 
still don't get the insurance COVER; 
then, for that insurance company, 
the game is OVER. 
If the message from the top 
is not reaching at the ROOT; 
then, it is a feasible option 
to go for a 'System REBOOT'. 
If both the teams are respectively 
winning the central level and 
state level tournament CUP; 
then there is no 
doubt that there is 
a 'high level GOT UP'. 
Therefore, out of frustration 
and anger, one may look for 
another alternative SOLUTION; 
but, the victory against corruption 
and cruelty cannot be achieved 
without any big REVOLUTION."- Arindam Sain

Monday, April 18, 2022

RR WON BY 7 RUNS AGAINST KKR ON 18.04.2022 !!!

"RR scored 217 runs on 18.04.2022, 
as it was 'Jos Butler' show once AGAIN; 
only Sunil Narine of KKR managed 
to give them some PAIN. 
Sunil Narine went back to pavilion as 
Shimron Hetmyer made a direct HIT; 
but, Aaron Finch's aggressive style 
of batting became SUPERHIT. 
For KKR, all was going WELL; 
but, suddenly, wickets started to FELL. 
Ravichandran Ashwin with his 
special 'slight spinning' delivery, 
got rid of Andre RUSSELL; 
why the KKR batsmen smartly just 
not played out Chahal's last over, is 
a story of a foolish strategy to TELL. 
RR won the match by 7 runs as 
Yuzvendra Chahal's 40/5 changed the 
scenario of the match in RR's FAVOUR; 
though, Umesh Yadav of KKR proved 
with his bat, that his batting style also 
has some 'hard hitting' FLAVOUR."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, April 17, 2022

SATTU AUR LITTI CHOKHA KA JALWA CHAL GAYA GURU !!!

"BABLOO: 'Sattu aur litti chokha 
ka jalwa chal gaya GURU; 
sab ko khaamosh kar diya Bihari Babu ne, 
arrey Babumashai, ei toh sab e SHURU.'

BABOOL: ''PK' r kutbuddhi r prashangsha 
kintu ei kshetre korteyi HOY; 
taai toh 'Bihari Belt' e neme, Vajpayee ji 
r bhakto, Bihari Babu mere dilen CHHOY.'

BABLA: 'Seyi holud golaap er ki mahima, 
taai bodhoy, CBI je kota case tadanto 
korche, taar ekta o hoyni ekhano SESH; 
taai lokjon er moddhe ekta baarta jacche, 
je 'sobuj' ebong 'gerua' r moddhe ekta 
kutnoitik bondhutwa royeche BISESH.'

BALA: '2021 saal e, ekjon khub 
'bahiragata' bole, ei Bihari der 
keyi korechilo khub APOMAAN; 
aaj taai ekta sujog er darkaar chilo, 
jekhaane Bihari raa abaar firey paaye taader 
praapyo AATMASAMMAN.'"- Arindam Sain