RCB WON THE ELIMINATOR BY 14 RUNS AGAINST LSG ON 25.05.2022 !!!

"The meaning of the word, 'Rajat' in 

native Indian languages is 'SILVER'; 

and Mr. Patidar rightly chose the 

eliminator match to DELIVER. 

LSG missed so many easy catches, 

even Dinesh got a life and scored 37; 

Rajat was fortunate too, and alone 

scored 112 runs in the total score of 207. 

Surely, it was a bad day for QUINTON; 

but, the challenge against RCB was still ON. 

When LSG was cruising easily, Hasaranga 

made the RCB's hope ALIVE; 

as Hooda got bowled out at 

his individual score of 45. 

Stoinis got hunted down 

by Harshal PATEL; 

and then Hazlewood had a 

sweet success story to TELL. 

When the number of balls 

remaining was just 9; 

KL Rahul had to 

depart by scoring 79. 

RCB won by 14 runs due 

to Royal Rajat's FEAT; 

LSG got eliminated, as on 25.05.2022, 

they had to accept a DEFEAT."- Arindam Sain

GT RACED TO THE FINAL OF IPL 2022 BY DEFEATING RR BY 7 WICKETS ON 24.05.2022 !!!

"A good delivery by DAYAL; 

took the wicket of JAISWAL. 

Hardik slipped on the ground and 

Rashid also missed an easy CATCH; 

Jos understood that on 24.05.2022, it is 

his day and scored 89 runs in the MATCH. 

Padikkal of RR scored only 28; 

Sanju's 47 is a valuable contribution in 188. 

Wriddhiman got hunted by Trent 

and had to return with a 'DUCK'; 

it was Wade's fault while running, can't 

say that, for Gill, it was just a bad LUCK. 

Hardik and David stayed calm and 

started taking the control of the 

match as quickly as they CAN; 

then, slowly and steadily, GT team 

dominated and won by 7 wickets as Miller 

emerged as the 'Danger MAN'."- Arindam Sain

MAANUSH ER JEEBAN KAHINI TOH NOY, JANO SHAKUNI R PAASHA !!!

"Cholte cholte, marubhumi teh 

hotath dekhte peye ek MARICHIKA; 

mon holo uru uru, gaailo gaan, 

'dhinka chika, dhinka CHIKA'. 

Elo ekta DHUMKETU; 

bhaanglo MILAN-SETU. 

Ghorra r rang hole KAALO; 

sabsamay douroye naa BHAALO. 

Jato ee poruk BAAJ; 

thik urrhte thaake UROJAHAAJ. 

Raasta anakabnaka, noy je SOJAA; 

khub bristi hoyeche, taai maati o BHEJAA. 

Maati r raasta e kaada, aar 

eet er raasta e SYAOLA; 

juto taa khule dileyi holo, hok 

naa khaali paa e path CHALA. 

Paaka peyaara laage misti, aar 

knaacha peyaara laage DNAASHAA; 

sab samay jwal khete hobe ke boleche, maajhe 

moddhe khaowa bhalo noon diye SHASHAA. 

Maanush er jeeban kahini toh 

noy, jano Shakuni r PAASHA; 

tobu o guhaa r oi praante aalo ache 

boiki, mon e thaake jano eituku ASHA. 

Shaanto samudra jekono 

muhurte hoteyi paare UTTAAL; 

jharh themey gele, por er din notun kore 

shuru aar ekta notun SAKAAL."- Arindam Sain

YOU CAN PRODUCE POTATO IN POLYBAGS, ONION, CHILLI, BRINJAL IN EARTHEN POTS, EVEN RICE TOO IN SMALL TUBS, GO FOR TERRACE FARMING !!!

"BABLOO: 'We are worried 

about the rise in potato PRICE; 

as rice is available at Rs.2 per kilogram, 

we are planning to eat more 'Water RICE'.

BABOOL: 'Middlemen are stepping 

in to cause food INFLATION; 

something fishy is going on to fool the 

people in the 'public foods DISTRIBUTION.'

BABLA: 'Why to give them so importance, 

they are always there to loot you and 

will create an artificial panic scenario 

which may look so ALARMING; 

you can produce potato in poly bags, 

onion, chilli, brinjal in earthen pots, 

even rice too in small tubs, go 

for terrace FARMING.'

BALA: 'Yeah ! Already in the 

developed nations, terrace farming 

is gaining a huge POPULARITY; 

it is an indirect strategy to keep your family 

healthy and contribute in greenery and 

economic PROSPERITY.'"- Arindam Sain

AAYEEN SHRINKHOLA JANO BOJAAY THAAKE, TOBEYI TOH SABAAI BOLBE, JE ETA EKTA SUNDAR JUNGLE !!!

"Katogulo madhu r chaak lukiye, kaalo 

bhalluk sejeche bheeje BERAAL; 

kaalo cheetah muchki hese bolle, 'Mowgli thik 

knhuje baar kore nebe, jato ee karo AARAAL. 

Bnaador gulo r aar kono kaaj naai bote, 

mon e ektu furti jaagleyi, kore NACHANAACHI; 

keute r saamne porle neul, seyi saap bole 

othe, 'chhere de bhai, paaliye BNAACHI'. 

Siyaal er kathabarta shunle 

bojhaai jaaye, je se khub CHALAAK; 

Kharghosh pratidin ektu douradouri kore, bole 

othe, 'abaar kaal dourobo, aaj ei obdi THAAK.' 

Baagh ebaar e sabai ke boleche, 'aayeen 

shrinkhola jano bojaaye thaake, tobeyi 

toh sabaai bolbe, je eta ekta sundar JUNGLE'; 

shingho ghum theke uthe hotath bolle, 

'Baagh kintu thik ee boleche, mileymishey 

thaakle sabaar ee MANGAL."- Arindam Sain

LSG DEFENDED 210 RUNS JUST BY 2 RUNS AGAINST KKR ON 18.05.2022 !!!

"When Abhijeet Tomar 

missed an easy CATCH; 

Quinton decided to emerge 

as a super giant in the MATCH. 

The LSG wicketkeeper started to ROCK; 

and KKR bowlers were in SHOCK; 

Oh ! What an outstanding KNOCK; 

140 runs got scored by Mr. de KOCK. 

In reply to 210, KKR 

had a bad start with 9/2; 

but, Nitish Rana started the 

counterattack with his speedy 42. 

Though, along with Sam, the KKR captain, 

Sreyas played well but got out at his 50; 

even though, Mohsin and Marcus 

bowled well and looked MIGHTY. 

But, the war was not 

over yet, as everyone witnessed 

'Sunil Storm' and 'Rinku THUNDER'; 

but, fortune favoured LSG, as Lewis 

took an excellent catch, which is 

really a left handed BLINDER. 

So near, yet so FAR; 

but, really, well played KKR. 

LSG defended 210 runs 

just by 2 runs to 

win the MATCH; 

as on 18.05.2022, it is a thrilling 

story of one missed catch and 

one outstanding CATCH."- Arindam Sain

IF THE CIVILIANS CAN GUN DOWN ANY TERRORIST, THEN WE WILL INCLUDE THEM IN OUR MILITARY DEPARTMENT AND PROVIDE REMUNERATION !!!

"ROYAL CHIEF WARRIOR: 'We are 

searching the terrorists in each 

and every village and TOWN; 

we have given our warriors 

the order as well as freedom 

to gun them DOWN.'

HERMIT: 'It is not enough, 

we must train all our civilians 

with arms and AMMUNITION; 

if the civilians can gun down any terrorist, 

then we will include them in our military 

department and provide REMUNERATION.'

KING: 'Within 2 days, we can 

completely destroy the terrorists 

by another 'Surgical STRIKE'; 

but, there are so many enemies 

within your kingdom who are traitors, 

and that is the thing, we all DISLIKE.'

ROYAL FINANCE MINISTER: 'The terrorists 

are getting funds illegally from these 

traitors as per information from the 

department of INTELLIGENCE; 

we are tracking all their financial sources 

and transactions, an if something is fishy 

in it, then we will raid their factories 

and houses in their PRESENCE.'"- Arindam Sain