BANGABHOOMI TEH ONEKGULO GHATANA E, POLICE KANO PAALAN KORE NIRAB DARSAK ER BHUMIKA !!!

"Bangabhoomi teh onekgulo 

ghatana e, police kano paalan 

kore nirab darsak er BHUMIKA; 

ete ki kono rajnoitik uddesyo 

ache, er pechone ki royeche 

kono khalnayak ba KHALNAYIKA. 

Prashna gulo r uttar 

praaye sabaar ee JAANA; 

tahole aar deri kano, dheere 

dheere cnhhete din DAANA. 

Keyu keyu hoyto bolche je, 

sudhu oi utsav holei, kano 

hoy jhamela baa GANDAGOL; 

maane ek prakaar bolei dicche, thakur ghar 

e ke dhukechilo, ei oshikkito murkho lok 

gulo na jane itihaas aar na jaane BHUGOL. 

Ekta samay ei police kato sakriyo 

chilo, ei police er sathe kora 

hoto 'Scotland Yard' er TULONA; 

aar ekhan eto taai apadharto hoyeche, 

je District Court er ukeel ra o, police 

ke kore daye TULODHONA. 

Sadharan maanush er sathe 

bhalo samparka raakhle, tobei 

na bistarito hobe maanush er 

buddhimatta r ANTARJAAL; 

sadharan maanush ee jodi khepe 

thake ei police er opor, tahole taara 

kano tathya debe, je kothay kon 

duskriti, ki korche AAJKAAL."- Arindam Sain

SADHARAN MAANUSH ER MAHAJOT JODI HOY, HOYTO JAABE HEREY, SEI TAAI EKHAN SAB THEKE BARO BHOY !!!

"Hoye jaa tora BHNYARHA; 

noile kore debe NYARHA. 

Kha mangsho baa MUGHLAI; 

tobeyi toh kora jaabe toder magaj DHOLAI. 

Chakri kore ki hobe, 

pacchish toh 'bekaar BHAATA'; 

charidike sudhu murgi dhar 

aar khol durniti r KHAATA. 

Jegulo korche durniti 

aar anyay r PRATIBAAD; 

posha goonda der diye taader 

ke kore dicche BARBAAD. 

Beshi kichu korte paarbena 

ora, kaaron ora toh 'BHETO'; 

ora ee bhoy bolbe, 'ki suswaadu ranna 

hoyeche', jato ee hok tarkaari taa TETO. 

Paash er rajya r 

theke, ekhaane petrol 

aar diesel er daam BESHI; 

ore paagla, rajkosh e taaka aasbe 

ki kore, jodi na ora geley besi kore 

somrash, jaa kina ekdum DESI. 

Taaka diye oder ke niyeche KINEY; 

ora aar kicchu korte PAARBENEY. 

Jeyi na 'Mahajot' tairi koraar 

chesta korche AAJKAAL; 

mithye case diye dicche, bujhie 

dicche kato dhaan e, kato CHAAL. 

Tobe sadharan maanush 

er mahajot jodi HOY; 

hoyto jaabe herey, sei taai ekhan 

sab theke baro BHOY."- Arindam Sain

LOAN APPLICATION AND AUTOMATED LOAN APPRAISAL THROUGH BANKING APP !!!

"AI ROBOT: 'Hi, hope you are 

doing well, I am a 'Banking BOT'; 

to know about our banking products, 

type '*IndBank' followed by a DOT. 

BANK CUSTOMER: 'I have seen 

all the products, I want to avail 

a loan for doing AGRICULTURE; 

I don't want to borrow money 

from any village money lender 

as they are like any VULTURE.'

AI ROBOT: 'Just upload the soft copy 

of your Voter ID, Aadhaar ID and PAN; 

good news, you have a good credit score, 

upload your digital parcha, let me just SCAN.'

BANK CUSTOMER: 'Wow, my entire loan 

document is ready within 2 minutes, you are 

asking me to digitally sign on the mobile SCREEN;  

after signing it, I have received an email 

of the digitally signed loan documents, 

a new type of banking I have ever SEEN.' 

AI ROBOT: 'The loan process is not 

over yet, visit the allocated branch where 

they will take the printout of your automated 

loan appraisal and loan APPLICATION; 

your loan account will be opened 

after signing DPN, Ack of Debt, 

Debt Continuity, Ack of Sanction 

and loan biometric AUTHENTICATION. 

A guarantor also has to visit the 

branch with his/her KYC DOCUMENT; 

if his/her credit score is not good, then you 

have to make another guarantor ARRANGEMENT. 

BM and ABM/AFO will sign your 

loan documents and upload it to 

get the DAMC approval LETTER; 

after the approval, your KCC loan is disbursed, 

if you repay the interest every month, then for 

you, it will be beneficial and BETTER.'"- Arindam Sain

TO IMPROVE NET PROFITABILITY OF ANY BUSINESS; YOU HAVE TO IMPLEMENT SOFTWARE TO GET AN 'AUTOMATED PROCESS' !!!

"ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'To improve 

net profitability of any BUSINESS; 

you have to implement software 

to get an 'Automated PROCESS'. 

When you are focusing on 'profitability 

per employee', you must reduce manpower 

by making some AMENDMENT; 

say, 'HR', 'P&D', 'PREMISES'  to 

be clubbed together to make 

a 'Staff Welfare' DEPARTMENT. 

FINANCIAL ANALYST: 'Yes, clubbing up the 

duties is a good idea, say under the 'Credit 

Control' department, we can include 'Recovery', '

'Credit Appraisal' and 'MONITORING'; 

even we can implement a 'Bot' in the 

company core software itself with 

artificial intelligence, where that 'Bot' will 

digitally do the necessary MENTORING.'

SYSTEM ANALYST: 'As per the latest 

updates from software packages like 

'SAP', many assets or liabilities side 

departments may become OBSOLETE; 

for example, 'Challan Management', 'HR 

department', 'IT software module management', 

etc, will be clubbed and automated, so these 

departments, we have to DELETE.'"- Arindam Sain

MIW DEFEATED DCW BY 7 WICKETS TO LIFT THE FIRST TATA WPL TROPHY ON 26.03.2023 !!!

"DCW team was struggling 

at 35/3 as Issy Wong did 

all the early DAMAGE; 

it was like adding salt to the 

wounds of DCW, when Meg Lanning 

got run out at a very crucial STAGE. 

Within 16 overs, 

the score of 

DCW was 79/9; 

due to a knock of 27 runs 

each by Sikha Pandey and 

Radha Yadav, DCW ended up at 131/9. 

MIW lost 2 early 

wickets while CHASING; 

but, pressure got eased 

due to DCW's sloppy FIELDING. 

When Harmanpreet got 

run out, the match slightly 

drifted towards DCW's FAVOUR; 

but, Nat-Sciver Brunt once 

again proved herself to be 

MIW's super SAVIOUR. 

MIW defeated DCW by 

7 wickets to lift the first TATA 

WPL trophy on 26.03.2023; 

but, you cannot forget another 

super player, Hayley Matthews of MIW, 

whose bowling figure is 5/3."- Arindam Sain

TAKHAN TOH AMRA BUJHTEI PAARINI JE, ERA ETO TA DURNITIGRASTO !!!

"BABLOO: 'Khub toh 'No vote to BJP' korchili, 

2021 er bidhan sabha r nirbachan er AAGE; 

ekhan toder keyi samaajik boycott korte 

bolche ora, ebaar dyakh kamon LAAGE.'

BABOOL: 'Takhan toh amra 

bujhtei paarini, je, era 

eto ta DURNITIGRASTO; 

amader amole, suparish hoyeche 

thik ee, kintu aagey taara likhito parikkha e, 

bhalo number peye pass kore AASTO.'

BABLA: 'Oi interview r samay, takhan 

10% quota thakto, MLA reference er, kintu 

aagey hote hoto likhito parikkha e UTTIRNO; 

erokom 'saada khaata' joma aar '16 lakh taaka' 

r galpo chilo na kintu, hotath purono kasundi 

ghnaatche kano, sei tai toh baro PRASHNO.' 

BALA: 'Odike kintu Congress dal, 

dheere dheere hocche 

'Gandhi' virus MUKTO; 

eta Congress er jonyo sukhabar, kaaron 

parivartantra theke beriye ele, ei dal er 

sathe onekeyi hobe abaar JUKTO.'"- Arindam Sain

AS A KMC EMPLOYEE, OUR DUTY IS TO KEEP KOLKATA CLEAN AND HYGIENIC !!!

"PSYCHO SANTHALI WOMAN: 'To feed 

these street dogs, I will throw food on 

this street of Kolkata city EVERYDAY; 

no matter, whatever 'pollution fine' is 

imposed on me by Kolkata Municipal 

Corporation (KMC), I am ready to PAY. 

No one gives any objection, whenever 

I throw food on the roads to feed dogs 

in our santhali tribal VILLAGE; 

but, when I am throwing food 

on this street of Kolkata, why 

there is so much public OUTRAGE ?'

EMPLOYEE OF KMC: 'Because this is a 

metro city, neither a tribal village nor a jungle, 

and you are neither living in a hut or a TENT; 

you are in Kolkata, who is that foolish 

landlady who has given access to a portion 

of her house to you on monthly RENT ? 

As a KMC employee, our duty is to keep Kolkata 

clean and hygienic, you better feed those 

street dogs by calling them inside your ROOM; 

then throw foods on the floor, when they 

will go back to the streets, you can easily 

clean the floor with a BROOM.'"- Arindam Sain