BHARAT E, BAARO MAASH E, TERO PAARBON E, ROYECHE KATO EE NAA BOICHITRO !!!

"Bharat e, baaro maash e, 

tero paarbon e, royeche 

kato ee naa BOICHITRO; 

aase poila baisakh, 

jakhan sesh hoy 

jaaye 'CHAITRO'. 

Notun bangla bachar e, 

shuru hok notun HAAL-KHAATA; 

'Subho Nababarsho' r bhojan parba 

o daarun, paato hey kala PAATA. 

Ekhan baiswayan er yug e, 

ektu hole o kome gache seyi 

prabhati baithaki adda ba GAAN; 

tobe ei din e, khaadyarashik Bangaali besh 

tripti kore khaaye aar khaowar por chaai 

boiki rasogolla, misti doi aar misti PAAN. 

'Husori' naach er jonnyo bikhyato, ei Assam 

e, onara baisakh ke bolen bohag, ei ek ee 

din e hoy onader, 'Manuh Bihu' SHURU; 

er thik aager din e kintu, 

nadi r jwal e besh dal bendhe 

gaa dhoye onekgulo GORU. 

Punjab baa uttar Bharat e, 'Vaisakhi' utsav 

paalito hoy, sedin kintu nadi te korte hobe 

snaan, korte hobe gorib der kichu ontoto 

daan, cholbena kono BAHAANA; 

Odisha te abar paalito hoy 

'Pana Sankranti', konodin sujog 

pele, ei din shudu ekbaar chekhe dekhben 

Odisha r bel er sharbath ba 'Bel PAANA'. 

Dakkhin Bharat e abar notun Tamil bachor 

ke bola hoy, 'Puthandu', tobe eenader 

pratham maash er naam, 'CHITTIRAI'; 

'Meenakshi Thirukalyanam' utsav 

upobhog korte hole, ei samay aaste 

hobe boiki MADURAI."- Arindam Sain

KKR FOUGHT BACK WELL, BUT FELL SHORT BY 23 RUNS AGAINST SRH ON 14.04.2023 !!!

"The Englishman who had a 

terrific record in Test cricket 

against Pakistan in the year of 2022; 

is having a fantastic time 

as an opener for SRH in 

TATA IPL 2023 TOO. 

For Harry Brook, to score a ton in front of 

the World's No.1 sporting spectators at Eden 

Gardens is indeed a memorable MOMENT; 

SRH team management must be 

happy on 14.04.2023 as they felt that 

they have really done the right INVESTMENT. 

Andre Russell came back to bowl after a 

long time and took 3 wickets like a CHAMP; 

but, alas, he had to suffer again 

due to a knee injury or CRAMP. 

Marco and Mayank kept on taking 

wickets by slowing the pace of the BALL; 

but, with a bravehearted knock of 75, 

the KKR skipper stood TALL. 

By 23 runs, SRH managed to defend their 

228 runs, which was more than ENOUGH; 

Rinku gave a fight and scored 58, but, the chase 

against SRH was really TOUGH."- Arindam Sain

EI BAISWIK USHNOTA R JONNYO, PURBA BHARAT EBONG DAKKHIN BHARAT ER TAAPMAATRA E ROILO NA AAR BISESH KONO TOFAATH !!!

"Ghaam oto hocchena thik ee, 

kintu garam BEJAAYE; 

baari r baire berole, ei taap prabaho r 

daapat besh bhalo ee bojha JAAYE. 

Ei baiswik ushnota r jonnyo, purba Bharat 

ebong dakkhin Bharat er taapmaatra e 

roilo na aar bisesh kono TOFAATH; 

kaajei ekhane o hoyto grisyakaal e 

khete hote paare sambhar dal 

baa tok doi die BHAATH. 

Bina kono kaaron e, dumdam 

baari theke berie, korben na BHUL; 

paarle roj maach er tok khaan, 

oi tok e, jano thaake TNETUL. 

Sudhu kaparrh diye 

mukh dhaklei hobena, 

songe nitey hobe CHHATHA; 

garam poreche bole, abaar otirikto 

snaan korben na jano, tahole kintu hotei 

paare sardi, kaashi aar gaa BYATHA. 

Dakkhin Bharat e r je kono 

sahar e, aapni peye jaaben onek 

rakam phal er sarbath er DOKAAN; 

Kolkata e oboshyo aapni aakh er rash aar 

lebu r sarbath sab jaayega e paaben, daab 

er jwal khaan, jurie jaabe PRAAN."- Arindam Sain

MI WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST DC ON 11.04.2023 !!!

"It was a day for a good bowling 

performance by both Piyush and JASON; 

Warner acted like a cool spectator at the 

other end, after scoring half a TON. 

Axar accelerated fully by changing the GEAR; 

MI started the chase without any FEAR. 

The 'Hitman' had to play the skipper's 

knock today to maintain his REPUTATION; 

Ishan got run out due 

to a slight HESITATION. 

After Tilak's dismissal, the game 

slightly started to TRANSFORM; 

as Mukesh Sharma's second victim 

is Suryakumar who is not in good FORM. 

Porel had to jump to respond to the 

throw made by DC's DAVID; 

on 11.04.2023, DC accepted defeat by 6 wickets 

due to a great dive by MI's DAVID."- Arindam Sain

ON 10.04.2023, LSG WON BY 1 WICKET IN THE LAST BALL !!!

"Virat dominated like a King, 

along with his CAPTAIN; 

are you missing AB de Villiers, don't worry 

dude, Faf du Plessis is here to ENTERTAIN. 

Maxwell showed again, 

what talent he has GOT; 

RCB scored 212 as for LSG bowlers, all 

the three top RCB batsmen were too HOT. 

Siraj got an early wicket 

to create a SENSATION; 

whereas Parnell also got success as he 

was moving the ball in outswing DIRECTION. 

You may have hardly expected 

Stoinis to DELIVER; 

but, he is a very valuable player 

indeed, don't rule him out EVER. 

After the golden 

moment of MARCUS; 

it was the platinum 

moment by NICHOLAS. 

Badoni's bat touched the 

stump and his wicket FELL; 

in the last over, two wickets 

were taken by Harshal PATEL. 

Karthik fumbled and Avesh 

responded to Ravi's CALL; 

hence, on 10.04 2023, LSG won 

by 1 wicket in the last BALL."- Arindam Sain

FOR AN HONEST COP LIKE ME, DUTY COMES FIRST, FRIENDSHIP COMES MUCH LATER, SO I WILL RAID AND ARREST !!!

"BUSINESSMAN: 'After a long time, it is a 

pleasure to see my school life friends in 

a dining table of my restaurant AGAIN; 

'Happy Friendship Day' to you all, but, 

one of you raided my hotel last month, 

which gave me so much PAIN. 

Why so much strict vigilance on any HOTEL; 

why not on any girls HOSTEL !' 

POLICEMAN: 'Who told you to go for a tie-up 

with a hotel booking app which is promising to 

the customer a safe, temporary 'naughty NEST'; 

for an honest cop like me, duty 

comes first, friendship comes much 

later, so, I will raid and ARREST. 

Nowadays, even webcam business 

is booming and 99% of those webcam 

girls are involved in this heinous BUSINESS; 

so many BPO staffs were also getting involved in 

it, but, after getting some 'written whipping' from 

Corporate HR level, that number is now LESS.'

DETECTIVE: 'Not only that, even a racket 

like 'Bharatpur Gang' operates by using these 

webcam girls who generally wears a MASK; 

but, in this era of artificial intelligence (AI) 

tools and sophisticated apps, recognising 

their face has become a very easy TASK.'

LAWYER: 'Even I get many 

cases, where on this webcam 

issue only, a divorce case 

gets filed by a SPOUSE; 

the husband politely says, 'kindly get 

separated from me as I have a social dignity, 

you better continue this heinous business 

by staying at your boyfriend's HOUSE. 

Also, in a recent divorce case hearing, a 

housewife said, 'Adultery is no more a CRIME; 

I often enjoy with my new boyfriend as 

my husband gives me less TIME.'

POLICEMAN: 'Many people do blame the 

cops like us, just for any reason, but, 

sometimes, to save our Indian tradition and 

culture, we are bound to take strict ACTION; 

otherwise, in the entire socio-economic 

equilibrium based on tradition, family honour, 

faith, morality, true love, institution of marriage, 

it has a very bad REACTION.'"- Arindam Sain

RINKU SINGH HITS 5 SIXES IN A ROW TO DEFEAT GT BY 3 WICKETS ON 09.04.2023 !!!

"Wriddhiman got dismissed due to 

an excellent catch by JAGADEESAN; 

a half a ton got scored 

by Sai SUDARSAN. 

By just playing 24 deliveries, Vijay 

Shankar remained unbeaten at 63; 

Sunil Narine of KKR kept on taking 

wickets and ended up at 33/3. 

KKR lost two early wickets while 

chasing a huge target of 205; 

Nitish Rana led from the 

front to score a rapid 45. 

KKR was at the driver's seat, but, 

after the dismissal of Venkatesh Iyer 

at his individual score of 83; 

Rashid Khan of GT roared and started 

hunting like a lion to get a hattrick and 

suddenly his bowling figure became 37/3. 

As in the last over, 29 runs 

were required to WIN, 

everyone thought that the match was over for 

KKR, but, one batsman still had a hope WITHIN. 

Six over boundaries were scored 

in an over of a match by Yuvraj SINGH; 

on 09.04.2023, 5 over boundaries were scored 

in the the last over by KKR's Rinku SINGH. 

29 runs is the highest ever runs 

chased in the last over of any 

match in  IPL history so FAR; 

KKR won by 3 wickets, though, 

Venkatesh also played well, but, 

Rinku is the real SUPERSTAR."- Arindam Sain