RR WON BY 3 WICKETS AGAINST GT ON 16.04.2023 !!!

"On 16.04.2023, three RR 

players almost got COLLIDED; 

at last, with Wriddhiman's wicket, 

Trent Boult got REWARDED. 

Shubman Gill dominated the show 

by perfect timing while using his FEET; 

David Miller is surely coming back in 

form, as per the GT team score SHEET. 

While defending 177, Hardik sent 

back Yashasvi to the pavilion to 

give GT, the early ADVANTAGE; 

Shami bowled out Butler and 

RR team with a score of 4/2 were 

really struggling at that STAGE. 

Rashid Khan took 2 wickets but 

could not tame Sanju SAMSON; 

Sanju got out at his individual score of 60, 

but, the competitive thrilling game was still ON; 

because, as a fantastic finisher for RR, 

there came a superhero, SHIMRON; 

hence, RR won by 3 wickets and 

Mr. Hetmyer also scored half a TON."- Arindam Sain

FLAT KINTE GELE, 'POLICE VERIFICATION CERTIFICATE' DARKAR !!!

"PROMOTER: 'Ki muskil, flat 

er moddhe katogulo kaalo 

taaka porlo DHORAA; 

aar apnaara amake 

ekhane deke ene 

korchen JERAA.' 

POLICE: 'Kaalo taaka ke 

saada korbar jonno, flat 

kinchen ONEKJON; 

taai flat jeeni kinchen, 

onaar sambandhe 

sabkichu jana PRAYOJON.'

PROMOTER: 'Eta o aar ek samasya, 

Kolkata Police ja bhabhe, taar thik 

ulto ta bhabe Bangabhoomi SARKAR; 

ebaar theke prashashan toh ekdom 

karrha niyam kore dileyi paare, je flat kinte 

gele, 'Police Verification Certificate' DARKAR.'

POLICE: 'Dekhun, ei 'flat culture' e, 

keu karur khabor rakhena bolei, 

jato durnitigrasto lokjon oi flat gulo 

kei banaye taader gopon ASTAANA; 

kono para e, kono ghar e keu bharrha e 

thakle, ekta chaa er dokandar o sab 

khabor rakhe, 'para culture' e, sabaar 

khabor, khub sahaj ee jaaye JAANA.'"- Arindam Sain

BHARAT E, BAARO MAASH E, TERO PAARBON E, ROYECHE KATO EE NAA BOICHITRO !!!

"Bharat e, baaro maash e, 

tero paarbon e, royeche 

kato ee naa BOICHITRO; 

aase poila baisakh, 

jakhan sesh hoy 

jaaye 'CHAITRO'. 

Notun bangla bachar e, 

shuru hok notun HAAL-KHAATA; 

'Subho Nababarsho' r bhojan parba 

o daarun, paato hey kala PAATA. 

Ekhan baiswayan er yug e, 

ektu hole o kome gache seyi 

prabhati baithaki adda ba GAAN; 

tobe ei din e, khaadyarashik Bangaali besh 

tripti kore khaaye aar khaowar por chaai 

boiki rasogolla, misti doi aar misti PAAN. 

'Husori' naach er jonnyo bikhyato, ei Assam 

e, onara baisakh ke bolen bohag, ei ek ee 

din e hoy onader, 'Manuh Bihu' SHURU; 

er thik aager din e kintu, 

nadi r jwal e besh dal bendhe 

gaa dhoye onekgulo GORU. 

Punjab baa uttar Bharat e, 'Vaisakhi' utsav 

paalito hoy, sedin kintu nadi te korte hobe 

snaan, korte hobe gorib der kichu ontoto 

daan, cholbena kono BAHAANA; 

Odisha te abar paalito hoy 

'Pana Sankranti', konodin sujog 

pele, ei din shudu ekbaar chekhe dekhben 

Odisha r bel er sharbath ba 'Bel PAANA'. 

Dakkhin Bharat e abar notun Tamil bachor 

ke bola hoy, 'Puthandu', tobe eenader 

pratham maash er naam, 'CHITTIRAI'; 

'Meenakshi Thirukalyanam' utsav 

upobhog korte hole, ei samay aaste 

hobe boiki MADURAI."- Arindam Sain

KKR FOUGHT BACK WELL, BUT FELL SHORT BY 23 RUNS AGAINST SRH ON 14.04.2023 !!!

"The Englishman who had a 

terrific record in Test cricket 

against Pakistan in the year of 2022; 

is having a fantastic time 

as an opener for SRH in 

TATA IPL 2023 TOO. 

For Harry Brook, to score a ton in front of 

the World's No.1 sporting spectators at Eden 

Gardens is indeed a memorable MOMENT; 

SRH team management must be 

happy on 14.04.2023 as they felt that 

they have really done the right INVESTMENT. 

Andre Russell came back to bowl after a 

long time and took 3 wickets like a CHAMP; 

but, alas, he had to suffer again 

due to a knee injury or CRAMP. 

Marco and Mayank kept on taking 

wickets by slowing the pace of the BALL; 

but, with a bravehearted knock of 75, 

the KKR skipper stood TALL. 

By 23 runs, SRH managed to defend their 

228 runs, which was more than ENOUGH; 

Rinku gave a fight and scored 58, but, the chase 

against SRH was really TOUGH."- Arindam Sain

EI BAISWIK USHNOTA R JONNYO, PURBA BHARAT EBONG DAKKHIN BHARAT ER TAAPMAATRA E ROILO NA AAR BISESH KONO TOFAATH !!!

"Ghaam oto hocchena thik ee, 

kintu garam BEJAAYE; 

baari r baire berole, ei taap prabaho r 

daapat besh bhalo ee bojha JAAYE. 

Ei baiswik ushnota r jonnyo, purba Bharat 

ebong dakkhin Bharat er taapmaatra e 

roilo na aar bisesh kono TOFAATH; 

kaajei ekhane o hoyto grisyakaal e 

khete hote paare sambhar dal 

baa tok doi die BHAATH. 

Bina kono kaaron e, dumdam 

baari theke berie, korben na BHUL; 

paarle roj maach er tok khaan, 

oi tok e, jano thaake TNETUL. 

Sudhu kaparrh diye 

mukh dhaklei hobena, 

songe nitey hobe CHHATHA; 

garam poreche bole, abaar otirikto 

snaan korben na jano, tahole kintu hotei 

paare sardi, kaashi aar gaa BYATHA. 

Dakkhin Bharat e r je kono 

sahar e, aapni peye jaaben onek 

rakam phal er sarbath er DOKAAN; 

Kolkata e oboshyo aapni aakh er rash aar 

lebu r sarbath sab jaayega e paaben, daab 

er jwal khaan, jurie jaabe PRAAN."- Arindam Sain

MI WON BY 6 WICKETS AGAINST DC ON 11.04.2023 !!!

"It was a day for a good bowling 

performance by both Piyush and JASON; 

Warner acted like a cool spectator at the 

other end, after scoring half a TON. 

Axar accelerated fully by changing the GEAR; 

MI started the chase without any FEAR. 

The 'Hitman' had to play the skipper's 

knock today to maintain his REPUTATION; 

Ishan got run out due 

to a slight HESITATION. 

After Tilak's dismissal, the game 

slightly started to TRANSFORM; 

as Mukesh Sharma's second victim 

is Suryakumar who is not in good FORM. 

Porel had to jump to respond to the 

throw made by DC's DAVID; 

on 11.04.2023, DC accepted defeat by 6 wickets 

due to a great dive by MI's DAVID."- Arindam Sain

ON 10.04.2023, LSG WON BY 1 WICKET IN THE LAST BALL !!!

"Virat dominated like a King, 

along with his CAPTAIN; 

are you missing AB de Villiers, don't worry 

dude, Faf du Plessis is here to ENTERTAIN. 

Maxwell showed again, 

what talent he has GOT; 

RCB scored 212 as for LSG bowlers, all 

the three top RCB batsmen were too HOT. 

Siraj got an early wicket 

to create a SENSATION; 

whereas Parnell also got success as he 

was moving the ball in outswing DIRECTION. 

You may have hardly expected 

Stoinis to DELIVER; 

but, he is a very valuable player 

indeed, don't rule him out EVER. 

After the golden 

moment of MARCUS; 

it was the platinum 

moment by NICHOLAS. 

Badoni's bat touched the 

stump and his wicket FELL; 

in the last over, two wickets 

were taken by Harshal PATEL. 

Karthik fumbled and Avesh 

responded to Ravi's CALL; 

hence, on 10.04 2023, LSG won 

by 1 wicket in the last BALL."- Arindam Sain