JOH BANK SE UDHAR LENE KE BAAD, EMI NA BHARE, USKA JEENA KAR DO HARAAM !!!

"Joh bank se udhar lene ke baad, EMI 

na bhare, uska jeena kar do HARAAM; 

beijjat karo saale ko, 

ekdum din dahare SAREAAM; 

poore mohalle 

mein kar do 

uska BADNAAM; 

chorna nahi hai usko, poora ek 

toli bana ke, peeche hee padh 

jaao uske, subah se le ke SHAAM. 

Pata karo kaun si 

bar mein jaata hain 

peene ke liye JAAM; 

wahaan bhi poora wasooli ka toli le 

ke jaao, aur woh sharaabi ko itna gaali 

do, ki woh bhool jaaye apna NAAM. 

Phir bhi agar EMI ka paisa na de, 

toh aagle subah, pouch jaao poora 

wasooli ka toli le ke, aur karo uske 

gharwalon ko pehle PRANAAM; 

phir bhi agar paisa na de, toh baithe 

raho uske ghar ke saamne, kanooni 

suchana patra chipka do deewar mein, 

aab dekho kya hota hain ANJAAM. 

Thik isi tarah private bank wale 

karte hain wasooli, isiliye private 

bank o ki vyapar mein hoti 

hain itna MUNAFA; 

sarkari bank o se liya huya 

udhar agar jyada kharab ho jaayega, 

toh 2025 saal mein mil jayegi sab ko 

bank nijikaran ka anokha TOHFA. 

Kahaan paisa chupa ke rakhoge, ek 

AADHAAR card number maarne se 

hee sab account number mil JAAYEGA; 

jab ush bank ke bachat khata se, ish bank 

ke udhar khata pe paisa chala jayega, tab 

yeh sab log, gali ke kutte ki tarah ROYEGA. 

Samay hain abhi bhi, sambhal jaao bacche 

log, kyon ki sabhi bank o mein aanewala 

hain, yeh private bank jaisa MAAHOL; 

aur agar aap har baar sahi samay pe, udhar 

chukta karte hain, toh koi bhi bank ke liye 

aap ho jaaoge ekdum ANMOL."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 21 RUNS AGAINST RCB ON 26.04.2023 !!!

"When RCB decided to bowl first on 

26.04.2023, the team surely had a PLOY; 

but, all went in vain, due to a quickie 

fifty runs scored by Jason ROY. 

Suddenly, Vijaykumar Vyshak 

took 2 wickets and when Jason Roy 

departed, the KKR's score was 88; 

along with Venkatesh Iyer, 

it was Nitish Rana who pressed 

the accelerator to score 48. 

To defend the score of 200 

runs, Suyash Sharma was 

quite impressive TONIGHT; 

along with Varun and 

Andre, he also became 

a special KNIGHT. 

Virat kept on fighting, but, 

without any such big support 

at the other end, it was not ENOUGH; 

KKR won by 21 runs against RCB, as 

Chakravarthy and Russell kept on taking wickets 

to make the chase more TOUGH."- Arindam Sain

BOYCOTT THOSE PEOPLE SOCIALLY WHO ARE WILFUL DEFAULTERS OF ANY PSU BANK IN YOUR LOCALITY !!!

"Boycott those people socially 

who are wilful defaulters of 

any PSU Bank in your LOCALITY; 

they are the silent dacoits 

to loot and ruin the economy 

of any village, town or CITY. 

You are paying more tax, 

you are paying more money to 

buy any product due to INFLATION; 

but, these bloody wilful defaulters are 

doing acting in front of foolish judges and 

'OTS' is still being practiced in India NATION. 

The Indian Government 

must come out of these 

vote bank POLITICS; 

'Subsidy' and 'Loan Compromise' 

are like viruses for any economy 

as per global STATISTICS. 

The only thing the 

Indian Government knows 

is to either merge the PSU 

banks or go for PRIVATIZATION; 

whereas, the Chinese Government has 

made strict laws in favour of the banks to 

recover all loans to make their banks stronger 

globally in this age of GLOBALIZATION. 

The money that the Indian Government 

pumps in every year to waive off NPAs in 

PSU Banks, that does not come for FREE; 

it is actually the money of the Indian 

taxpayers, as the Indian Government 

is not having any 'Money TREE'."- Arindam Sain

EKHONKAR EI BANGAALI JAATI TAA JAAGBE KOBE; AAR KATO NIRIHO MAHILA DEE KHOON O DHARSHAN DEKHTE HOBE ???

"BABLOO: 'Ekhonkar ei 

Bangaali jaati taa jaagbe KOBE; 

aar kato niriho mahila der khoon 

o dharshan dekhte HOBE ?'

BABOOL: 'Sedin oi police gulo, aar 

shasaan er shakun pakhi gulo r moddhe 

khuje pelam na kono PARTHAKYA; 

saara prithibi r saamne lajja e maatha het 

hoye gache, satyi ee otyonto nindoniyo, 

bolaa r mato kichu nei aar BAAKYA.'

BABLA: 'Aar ekta jinish o 

pramanito hote choleche, 

je kichu kichu postmortem 

er daktaar ra o naye GHUSH; 

thanda matha e bhebe dekhish 

ekbaar, je, Corona r samay, jaara jed 

dhore, kono haspataal e bhorti hoyni, 

sustho hoye bneche gache sei sab MAANUSH.'

BALA: 'Abaar ei ksehtre o, 

seyi Kolkata uccha adalat 

keyi maath e naamte hobe, 

pooro paristhiti SAMLAATE; 

oi 34 bachor e English hoyto shikte paarini, 

kintu tobu o shikkito samaaj chilo, aar police 

takhan eto sakriyo chilo, je nischinte sabai 

ghumote paarto MAAJHRAATE.'"- Arindam Sain

WE ARE HERE TO PROTECT OUR MOTHERLAND AND KILL OUR ENEMIES, WE ARE HERE TO FIGHT !!!

"We are the 'Indian Army', when it 

comes to winning any war, we don't 

care what is wrong and what is RIGHT; 

we are here to protect our 

motherland and kill our enemies, 

we are here to FIGHT. 

When our enemies attack us, we 

give one, and only one WARNING; 

if our enemies ignore, the very next day, 

the empire of our enemies starts BURNING. 

We hate terrorism, we 

hate any terrorist NATION; 

if our enemies fire at 'Line Of Control', then 

we will also do the ceasefire VIOLATION. 

This is the 'New India' 

of this modern AGE; 

we very well know how to make our 

enemies understand in their LANGUAGE. 

After a good treatment, nowadays, 

in Kashmir, not a single terrorist 

is throwing any STONE; 

even in Punjab border areas, we 

have been successful in gunning 

down any type of Pakistani DRONE."- Arindam Sain

A GLOBAL RECESSION IS COMING, SO, BE A LITTLE WISER, DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY, BE A SMART GUY BY BECOMING A MISER !!!

"A global recession is coming, 

so, be a little WISER; 

don't get carried away, be a 

smart guy by becoming a MISER. 

A global recession is coming to 

hit the economy of your NATION; 

so, it is better to be careful from now on, rather 

than waiting for the big shocking SENSATION. 

Not only in other nations, even in your nation, 

again some layoffs will take PLACE; 

many multinational companies will 

reduce their market penetration PACE. 

Based on the reports of the financial crisis, 

mergers and acquisitions of many 

firms will become a NECESSITY; 

daily wages may become so low 

that there will be no extra benefit by 

migrating from any village to any CITY. 

The government cannot save all the firms, 

so, those loss making firms will be SOLD; 

no one will bother to see whether 

this firm is new or OLD. 

Always remember that 

nothing is PERMANENT; 

not even any 

nation's GOVERNMENT."- Arindam Sain

ONCE YOU ARE OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU ARE OUT OF MY MIND !!!

"GIRL: 'As you are too friendly 

towards the girls, it is the reason why 

I am facing a tough COMPETITION; 

don't fall into the trap of drinking 

hot coffee whenever they 

give you any INVITATION.' 

BOY: 'To have full control on me, you 

should never remain out of my SIGHT; 

otherwise, you never know who is 

going to be my new girlfriend TONIGHT. 

Once you are out of my sight, 

you are out of my MIND; 

again, if you come under my sight, 

then it may take some time to REWIND.'

GIRL: 'Fine, then it is better to break up 

with you, I am no longer your GIRLFRIEND; 

today, in our sweet 

love story, it is 'The END'.'

BOY: 'You are already deleted by 

me from my romantic DATABASE; 

you tried to fool an intelligence officer, 

we know about everyone's illegal CASE. 

Someone shared CCTV footage of you 

and your new boyfriend while going 

inside a hotel room last Saturday NIGHT; 

men are smarter, you see, you are 

already clean bowled baby, goodbye, 

go away, please, no more FIGHT.'"- Arindam Sain