Sunday, May 7, 2023

JHARH JE DHEYE AASCHE KAKA; KEU BOLCHE, 'MOCHA', KEU BOLCHE 'MOKA' !!!

"BHAIPO: 'Jharh je dheye aasche KAKA; 
keu bolche 'Mocha', keu bolche 'MOKA'.'

KAKA: 'Sebaar 'Amphan' jharh e kato 
khhoti holo, kintu kono khotipuran ee 
dilene ko, oi saala r byata, 'SAALA'; 
aar jatosab mithye pratisruti aar 
uskanimulak baktabya emon chechiye 
bolbe, je hoye jaaye kaan JHALAPALA.'

BHAIPO: 'Oi 'Amphan' jharh er por 
adou ki taara kono khotipuran peyeche, 
jaara chilo satyikaar er KHOTIGRASTO; 
mon e toh hoyna, teerpal churi korte o 
baad rakheni era, 'Bargi elo desh e', 
bote, era eto tai DURNITIGRASTO.'

KAKA: 'Tobe 'Yemen' desh er naam 
deowa ei jharh toh nirbachan er 
aage aasche, sabai bhorpur paabe 
khotipuran, eta ee toh RAJNEETI;
ora mon e, mon e bolbe, 'tomraa ja 
chaao, die dicchi, sudhu vote ta die 
dilei hobe, jaate aabaar paanch bachor 
dhore korte paari, byapok DURNITI''"- Arindam Sain


GT WON BY 56 RUNS AGAINST LSG ON 07.05.2023 !!!

"On 07.05.2023, what delivery to bowl 
to tame Wriddhiman Saha, the LSG 
bowlers were unable to UNDERSTAND; 
the GT openers, Wriddhiman Saha and 
Shubman Gill fully dominated the show 
to put up the 142 runs partnership STAND. 
Wriddhiman scored 81 and 
Shubman remained unbeaten 
with just 6 runs short of a TON; 
it was indeed a good reply 
too by the LSG openers 
Mayers and QUINTON. 
Not only did Rashid Khan 
dismiss de Kock, a dangerous 
player of the MATCH; 
but, also to dismiss Mayers, 
Mr. Rashid Khan took a 
sensational sliding CATCH. 
Mohit Sharma, as usual, is an 
expert in pace VARIATION; 
and his bowling figure of 29/4 deserves 
a round of applause and APPRECIATION. 
GT defended their 
massive score of 227; 
and won by 56 runs, as 
LSG ended at 171/7."- Arindam Sain

Friday, May 5, 2023

'CHOR ! CHOR ! CHOR !', OI SHONO CHITKAAR; HOYECHE ERA SABAI DURNITI R SHIKAAR !!!

"'Chor ! Chor ! Chor !', 
oi shono CHITKAAR; 
hoyeche era sabai 
durniti r SHIKAAR. 

Hoyeche khoon 
o BALATKAAR; 
tene heenchre niye 
giye koreche SATKAAR. 

Chor ! Chor ! Chor !', 
oi shono CHITKAAR; 
hoyeche era sabai 
durniti r SHIKAAR. 

Aayeen shrinkhala 
rakkha r dwaityo KAAR; 
putul er mato daariye 
thake era, ekdum NIRBIKAAR. 

Chor ! Chor ! Chor !', 
oi shono CHITKAAR; 
hoyeche era sabai 
durniti r SHIKAAR. 

Oli te, goli te, para e, 
para e, bereche BEKAAR; 
chakri o hoyeche churi, charidike 
aartonad aar HAHAKAAR. 

Chor ! Chor ! Chor !', 
oi shono CHITKAAR; 
hoyeche era sabai 
durniti r SHIKAAR. 

Badli aar humki r naam e, 
kereche pratibaad er o ADHIKAAR; 
kano mahargya bhaata deowa 
hobena, chai er PRATIKAAR.

Chor ! Chor ! Chor !', 
oi shono CHITKAAR; 
hoyeche era sabai 
durniti r SHIKAAR."- Arindam Sain


TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM AIR POLLUTION, IT IS BETTER TO WEAR A MASK !!!

"PATIENT: 'Sometimes, I sneeze 
several times for 2-3 minutes, though, 
I don't have an allergy to eggs as SUCH; 
even, only on two or three days 
in a week, I eat boiled eggs, I 
don't think it is too MUCH. 
Sometimes, at midnight, I feel 
some breathing problems too, 
as if I am an 'Asthma' PATIENT; 
though, it is true that I do 
have allergy to any medicine 
which has 'Sulphur' CONTENT.'

DOCTOR: 'I have checked all your medical 
test reports, you have allergy to DUST; 
so, whether at home or in the workplace, 
a clean environment is a MUST. 
In developed cities around the 
world, 'Air Pollution' is going to 
become a dangerous PROBLEM; 
they have cut down trees to do rapid 
development, now, you have to survive in 
this concrete jungle, instead of blaming THEM. 
The 'Corona Virus' is not so dangerous 
nowadays, but, to protect yourself from 
air pollution, it is better to wear a MASK; 
or even a handkerchief 
can be used, it is not 
at all a tough TASK. 
For all the working people, 
I also give an ADVICE; 
to wash their face in a day in working 
hours at least TWICE.'"- Arindam Sain

GT WON BY 9 WICKETS AGAINST RR ON 05.05.2023 !!!

"As they are playing against RR, a strong 
team, so, Hardik Pandya made it SURE; 
to implement the strategy of 
'prevention is better than CURE'. 
Hardik bowled two successive 
deliveries on the leg side to Butler, but, 
in the next ball, he changed his PLAN; 
Mohit Sharma made no 
mistake in taking the catch 
and Hardik Pandya got his MAN. 
It was a run out, so, Jaiswal departs, 
and for GT, it was a time to PARTY; 
before going back to the pavilion, 
Samson could only contribute 30. 
The Afghan wrist spinner, 
Noor Ahmad's age is just 18; 
but, what a fantastic spin bowling 
by him, the spectators have SEEN. 
Padikkal had no answer to that 
particular delivery by NOOR; 
and the bowling delivery by Rashid Khan 
to bowled out Ashwin was a 'KOHINOOR'. 
The GT spinners took 5 wickets and what 
a throw by Abhinav from the deep to make 
a direct hit, hence, RR got all out at 118; 
Trent Boult slightly injured a cameraman 
by hitting a six and is the second highest 
scorer for RR by scoring just 15. 
Not only in wicketkeeping in the 
bowling of two good leg spinners, but, 
also, in batting, Wriddhiman Saha 
showed, what class he has GOT; 
it is a good sign for GT that Wriddhiman 
is getting some runs, only the time 
will tell whether he will be selected 
in the Indian team or NOT. 
Hardik Pandya led from the front 
with full aggression and AUTHORITY; 
and GT won by 9 wickets with ease on 
05.05.2023 at the 'Pink CITY'."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, May 4, 2023

KKR WON BY 5 RUNS AGAINST SRH ON 04.05.2023 !!!

"KKR decided to bat first, but, within 
2 overs, 2 wickets fell due to JANSEN; 
Rana roared and scored 42 runs 
after coming out of the DEN. 
If in this KKR team, you can 
completely rely on SOMEONE; 
then it is Rinku Singh, due to whose 
46 runs, KKR managed to score 171. 
KKR bowlers gave a perfect start, 
to dismiss Abhishek Sharma, what 
dive it was by Andre RUSSELL; 
in an over, Rahul Tripathi did give 
a tough challenge to Andre, but, 
in that over only, his wicket FELL. 
Anukul Roy knew what an 
important wicket he TOOK; 
because, the name of that 
SRH batsman is Harry BROOK. 
Klaasen and Markram were really 
steering the match in favour of 
SRH by playing sensible CRICKET; 
but, the scenario of the match on 
04.05.2023 suddenly changed when 
KKR got each of their WICKET. 
To the SRH fans, 
Abdul Samad still 
gave some HOPE; 
but, KKR won by 5 runs, as to score 
more runs against Chakravarthy, 
there is very little SCOPE."- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, May 2, 2023

DC WON BY 5 RUNS AGAINST GT ON 02.05.2023 !!!

"On 02.05.2023, from the very first 
ball, Salt also felt that 'Sher Shami' is 
in a terrific mood to hunt and ROAR; 
what a 'jugalbandi' of 'Shami-Saha', and 
Saha did take one outstanding catch, 
whereas, Shami ended at 11/4. 
Aman Hakim Khan got his 
maiden fifty by sailing the boat very 
carefully while rowing UPSTREAM; 
Ripal Patel gave him good support 
and 130 runs got scored by DC TEAM. 
Khalil gave the perfect 
start that Warner WANTED; 
Hardik led from the front 
and, as usual, DOMINATED. 
Some whispers are round the 
corner about the special slower 
deliveries by Mohit SHARMA; 
but, to bowl out Vijay Shankar, 
what a beautiful delivery it 
was by Ishant SHARMA. 
Kuldeep bowled smartly 
and kept it TIGHT; 
but, Tewatia with back to back 3 
overboundaries, continued the FIGHT. 
All the efforts made by the GT 
batsmen went into VAIN; 
as at 125 runs, DC 
stopped the GT TRAIN."- Arindam Sain