THAT'S WHY PEOPLE OFTEN ASK, 'HOW MANY YEARS OLD IS THIS WINE' !!!

"When you go DEEP,
you can hardly SLEEP;
when the path is STEEP,
all things you can't KEEP. 
Be a THUNDER,
but, you must not PLUNDER;
you may do a BLUNDER,
but, still, be an ALL-ROUNDER.
You may lose in the final GAME,
they may criticize your NAME;
accept it silently, 
there is no SHAME,
come back with the 
champion's FLAME. 
If there is no 

darkness in the sky, 

how will they know 

that the stars do SHINE; 

experience always counts 

to be a champion, that's why 

people often ask, 'how many 

years old is this WINE'".- Arindam Sain

YOU CANNOT BECOME MY LIFE PARTNER, THERE IS NO SCOPE !!!

"GIRL: 'Yeah, it is true, 
that I smoke and DRINK.'

BOY: 'Then you are 
not fit for me, I THINK.'

GIRL: 'As per our family priest's 
analysis of your Kundli, you are 
a 'Mangalik', so, it is an 
unmatched HOROSCOPE.'

BOY: 'What role did that 'Mango 
Lick' play in this modern age, as you 
are superstitious, you cannot become 
my life partner, there is no SCOPE.'

GIRL: 'I don't want to 
conceive, rather I want 
to adopt a CHILD'.

BOY: 'Then, why do you want to 
get married, just go for a live in, 
with protection only, be WILD'.

GIRL: 'After marriage, I 
cannot stay in a joint family 
with my mother-in-law and 
father-in-law, under one ROOF; 
if you don't buy a separate flat after 
our marriage, then, I will file a false 
domestic violence case, as no court ask 
any married woman about any PROOF.'

BOY: 'It is better to marry a 
conservative girl, even 
from another COMMUNITY; 
at least, she will not drink or 
smoke, to maintain her dignity 
as well as family DIGNITY. 
She will be happy to 
conceive her own baby, 
you better get out of my LIFE;
your mind is still in the stone age era 
horoscope, get lost, you are totally not 
fit to become my future WIFE.'"- Arindam Sain

ADALAT ER ADHIN E TADANTA HOCCHE !!!

"Bojhaa daaye, ke je 
kakhan khaabe DIGBAAJI;
Bangabhoomi rajye jakhan takhan, 
jekhane sekhane hocche BOMABAAJI.
Madhyabitto ghar er Bangaali ra 
kintu ekhano saut ache, oi neta 
baa netri gulo ee bejaaye PAAJI; 
dik e, dik e, ekhan boma banaao, 
kaash phool diye baalish baanao, 
bhaajo chop, beguni baa PIYAAJI.
2023 saal e, beje utheche 
Bangabhoomi rajye, panchayat 
nirbachan er DAMAAMA; 
Police er ekhan 'chhere de maa 
knede bnaachi' abostha, dik e dik e, 
uddhar korte hocche taaza BOMAA.
Pathiyeche bujhi onek 
bhalo bhalo AAM; 
taai bujhi goyenda ra 
nicche ektu BISHRAM.
Proti ta booth e jodi kendriya
vaahini ditey eto BHOY;
tahole parakkhobhabe eta kintu 
ek dharan er noitik PARAJOY. 
Kolkata High Court naa thaakle 
Bangaali sadharan maanush 
er ki je hoto DURABOSTHAA; 
prashashan ekdom nirbikaar, 
jano sadharan maanush er 
jeevan hoyeche SHASTHAA.
Vote er aage, 'Wheelchair - II' 
naatak taa naaki khub ee 
janopriyo hoyeche SHUNLAAM;
Adalat er adhin e, tadanta hocche, 
taai kono laabh neyi, jato ee paathaak 
kurta, pyajama aar AAM."- Arindam Sain

"99" CEILING CINEMA SCREEN HALLS FOR 3D MOVIES !!!

JOURNALIST: 'After passing out from 
IIM Joka, you opened up a startup 
business and the name of your 
startup company is "99"; 
it is the first company in India which 
has cinema halls with the ceiling 
screen and the ticket booking can be 
done only and only through ONLINE.'

STARTUP ENTREPRENEUR: 'Yes, 
you don't need to stand in any ticket 
counter queue even in extreme HEAT; 
we have our own "99" app, just install 
it in your phone and through the online 
payment system, just book your SEAT.'

JOURNALIST: 'So, basically, you 
are doing the cashless BUSINESS; 
and due to digital mode, it is 
also totally PAPERLESS. 
There are no expenses on 
papers, so, it is a part of our 
global green REVOLUTION;
do you think that your startup 
business with some unique ideas, 
will surely bring some EVOLUTION ?'

STARTUP ENTREPRENEUR: 'Yes, 
as the spectators will be lying on 
the bed, and watching the movie by 
looking up at the big 'Ceiling SCREEN'; 
only 99 beds (11 rows x 9 beds) and 
each ticket price is only Rs. 99, to enjoy 
only 3D movies, during the break, enjoy 
delicious foods at our "99" CANTEEN'."- Arindam Sain
 

OLDIEGOLDIE !!!

NONIGOPAL: 'We are going to start 
a production house which will 
cater something DIFFERENT; 
we will show you 
the old ones, not anything 
which are the latest or CURRENT.'

NANDOLAL: 'We will pull out some 
popular TV serials based on market 
survey reports and viewers RATING; 
to make those TV serials as a movie of 150 
minutes each in 3 volumes with a tight 
screenplay, we will do some EDITING.'

NONIGOPAL: 'Yes, that is actually the 
plan, for example, say, Ramanand 
Sagar's 'Ramayan' serial will come 
out as a three volume, CINEMA; 
not only in Hindi, even there may be 
the dubbed versions in Malayalam, 
Telugu, Kannada and Tamil in 
the TV Channel, 'MANORAMA'. 

NANDOLAL: 'Even the famous TV serials, 
like 'Mahabharata', 'Vikram aur Betaal', 
'Shaktiman', 'Chandrakanta' and 'Malgudi 
Days' are on our list at PRESENT; 
as old is always gold, so, we have named 
our production house as "OLDIEGOLDIE" to 
make you nostalgic to provide that charming 
childhood ENTERTAINMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

DUSKRITI RA JATO BAARAABE AATANKA; VOTER RA TATO EE KOSTE DEBE KATHIN ANKA !!!

"Duskriti ra jato baaraabe AATANKA;
voter ra tato ee koste debe kathin ANKA; 
Nirbachan commission kano chaaiche
na kendriya vaahini, etei toh onek 
kichu hoye jacche SPASTO,
Supreme Court e case korbaar 
belaa e, ukeel er kharach er taaka thik 
beriye aase, aar DA ditei jato KASTO. 
Police er katha baad 
ee dilaam, ogulo thakle o jaa, 
aar naa thaakle o TAA;
barong duskriti raa seyi graam gulo e 
dhukte bhoy paaye, jekhane royeche 
sadharan maanush er moddhe EKATAA.
Santraas kore aar bhoy dekhiye hoyto 
aajker din e, sadharan maanush er 
theke kore nebe vote ADAAYE;
kintu jedin aayeen shrinkhala mene 

nirbachan taa hobe, sedin kintu ei 

durnitigrasto neta der ke nite hobe BIDAAYE.

Eta o thik je 2018 saal er aar 
2023 saal er paristhiti r moddhe 
royeche onek TOFAATH; 
ekjon biswasghatokota korle o 
kintu, onektai shaktishali 
hoyeche 'Baam' ebong 'HAATH'.
Odike ekdom nichu tala theke 
opor tala obdi eto taai hoyeche 
byapok churi aar DURNITI; 
jeh shashak shibir er rajneetibeed 
raa jato ee hoonkaar dik na kano, bhetor 
e, bhetor e, bhalo ee royeche BHEETI.
Onek jaayega e abaar, voter raa 
gorje uthche, ebong bolche, 'amader 
vote taa, noy je kaarur baba r SAMPATTI'; 
kono unnayan na holey, din er por din 
abahelito holey, sei sab sadharan maanush 
raa toh ekdin korbei bikkhobh aar APOTTI.
2021 saal er por, Bangabhoomi r 
gerua shibir er abaar kamon jano 
ekta gaa chhara BHAAB; 
beno jwal dhukte diye ki kelenkaari 
taa ee naa korechilo era, jodi o nichu 
tala e bhaalo netaa netri r nei ABHAAB.
Kendriya gerua shibir chupchaap bojhaar 
chesta korche, jeh, Bangabhoomi r 
sadharan maanush e raa ki CHAAYE; 
jodi oi maasik bhaata tei taara 
khusi, taate kendriya gerua shibir 
er ee baa ki aase JAAYE."- Arindam Sain

A BOOK IS A BOOK INDEED, IT REFLECTS SO MANY THINGS WITH ITS SOBER PRESENCE, AND IT IS ALWAYS A BEAUTIFUL GIFT !!!

"READER: 'You have 

been writing since the 

year of 2007, but, you 

wrote your first poem 

on 20th June 2016; 

and the poem based on our 

conversation today on 14th June 2023 

will be your 2000th poem in 'www.poemswrittenbyarindamsain.blogspot.com' 

website, what a journey for you it has BEEN.'

BLOGGER: 'The Rotomac company 

pen once came out with the 

'likhte likhte love 

ho jaaye' TAGLINE'; 

it is applicable for me, as I kept on 

writing and writing as my optimistic 

mind kept on saying, 'after a sunset, 

there is always a SUNSHINE'.'

READER: 'Your first poem was 

about the bank accounts and 

the AADHAAR LINK; 

I have kept the printout of your first 

poem, and I will read it out now, really, you 

must never stop to innovate and THINK.' 

Here I read your first poem: 

"You are having black money with 
no PAN Card and not paying the 
actual amount of Income TAX!
How come the Income Tax 
Department of the Indian 
Government will let you to RELAX !
From now on, AADHAAR Card 
Number has to be linked mandatorily 
with your Bank Accounts, HONEY;
to have a detailed tracking 
and vigilance on your 
Black MONEY."-Arindam Sain

BLOGGER: 'Thanks a lot for 

reminding me about my first 

poem, but, I could only publish 

only 2016 and 2017 EDITION; 

due to time constraints, but, surely, I have 

a plan to publish all of them, through a 

Chennai based press, which has branded 

themselves as a team full of 'NOTION'.

READER: 'Till the year of 2021, 

your writings were in digital formats 

only in 'Kindle' under AMAZON; 

suddenly, you decided to publish some 

of your writings as books, in your mind, 

what was actually going ON !' 

BLOGGER: 'I still believe, that as 

a reader, no matter how much you 

go digital regarding any e-book, your 

mind and soul will never SHIFT; 

a book is a book indeed, it reflects 

so many things with its sober 

presence, and it is always 

a beautiful GIFT.'"- Arindam Sain