Sunday, July 9, 2023

IT HAS BECOME THE NATIONAL AND PATRIOTIC DUTY FOR EVERYONE TO SAVE THE PEOPLE OF BANGABHOOMI FROM A WITCH !!!

"Some wounds can never 
be healed, no matter, how 
well the doctors may STITCH;
it has become the national and 
patriotic duty for everyone to save the 
people of Bangabhoomi from a WITCH.
Once upon a time, the cops of this 
Bangabhoomi kingdom were compared 
with the 'Scotland Yard', as they believed 
in zero tolerance with smart INTELLIGENCE;
it is the kingdom, where you had the great 
Rabindranath Tagore, it is the kingdom 
which was always a perfect example of 
Arts, Culture, Love and NON VIOLENCE.
All of them voted for a CHANGE,
but, what they actually got in EXCHANGE.
Even the learned people and the 
big businessmen tried hard, but, alas, 
due to dirty politics, all went in VAIN,
now, everyone is feeling as if just by 
giving some allowances, they have kept 
them inside a jail and tied with a CHAIN.
Not only there 
is a huge problem 
of UNEMPLOYMENT,
even there is too much corruption 
and bribes in the recruitment 
process of any EMPLOYMENT;
so many people get murdered 
in Bangabhoomi in any ELECTION,
everyone is now repenting that in 
2011, it was indeed a bad SELECTION.
Hurling bombs at each other, was never 
a culture of Bengali COMMUNITY,
time has come to bring back 
the past glory with UNITY;
History repeats itself, so, no 
one must forget the PAST,
any leader who is cruel to people 
will lose the game and rank LAST."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, July 6, 2023

SESHMESH HOYTO LAAGU KORTE HOBE '356 DHAARA' !!!

"Dwaaityo diyeche jaake, 
se byata ekta MAATAAL;
parivartan toh khub holo, 
ulte juteche pora KAPAAL.
Buro bhaam gulo o dekhi 
peye jaaye sundari BANDHABI;
Lakh lakh taaka e bikri hoye 
jaaye kato faaltu CHABI.
Fnaakibaaj neta ke, kaada 
raasta e hnaatiyeche bote 
sadharan MAANUSH; 
katodin sahyo kora jaaye, ei 
atyachaar, dhandabaaji aar durniti, 
ebaar sabaar firche HNUSH.
Ke jano khub garbo kore bolchilo, je 
Jangalmahal naaki HAASCHE; 
taa kintu moteyo noy, barang 
taara aaro khhobh e FNUSCHE.
Chaaridike sudhu nongra 
rajneeti aar HINGSHA; 
swasthya parikathamo o bhalo noy, 
Vellore e giye koraate hoy CHIKITSA.
Kaaj o tamon nei, abaar niyog 
prakriya teh o royeche DURNEETI;
pass fail o nei, ashikkito kore rakha 
taa o kintu ekta dhurto RAJNEETI.
Ahetuk rajnoitik hingsha e, 
kato lok galo MAARA; 
seshmesh hoyto laagu 
korte hobe '356 DHAARA'."- Arindam Sain

Monday, July 3, 2023

A TRUE LOVE STORY SHOULD BE LIKE A VIBRANT TRIP !!!

"Looking at your EYES,
to explore the world of LIES;
what is the truth, I want to KNOW,
how in Summer, there can be SNOW.
All are artificial, all are FAKE,
it is not love, it is just give and TAKE;
There are thorns in the ROSE,
I can feel it, as you are so CLOSE.
I am not an ALIEN,
in love, there can be no LIEN; 
On this planet, you are not the 
only beautiful FLOWER, 
all flowers look fresh and beautiful 
after any THUNDERSHOWER.
A true love story should 
be like a vibrant TRIP, 
where my lover will be holding 
me with a tight romantic GRIP; 
I am yet to get my true lover, as per 
the new signal of my sixth SENSE,
best of luck to you, as our love story 
will soon become a past TENSE."- Arindam Sain


Sunday, July 2, 2023

THAT'S WHY PEOPLE OFTEN ASK, 'HOW MANY YEARS OLD IS THIS WINE' !!!

"When you go DEEP,
you can hardly SLEEP;
when the path is STEEP,
all things you can't KEEP. 
Be a THUNDER,
but, you must not PLUNDER;
you may do a BLUNDER,
but, still, be an ALL-ROUNDER.
You may lose in the final GAME,
they may criticize your NAME;
accept it silently, 
there is no SHAME,
come back with the 
champion's FLAME. 
If there is no 
darkness in the sky, 
how will they know 
that the stars do SHINE; 
experience always counts 
to be a champion, that's why 
people often ask, 'how many 
years old is this WINE'".- Arindam Sain

YOU CANNOT BECOME MY LIFE PARTNER, THERE IS NO SCOPE !!!

"GIRL: 'Yeah, it is true, 
that I smoke and DRINK.'

BOY: 'Then you are 
not fit for me, I THINK.'

GIRL: 'As per our family priest's 
analysis of your Kundli, you are 
a 'Mangalik', so, it is an 
unmatched HOROSCOPE.'

BOY: 'What role did that 'Mango 
Lick' play in this modern age, as you 
are superstitious, you cannot become 
my life partner, there is no SCOPE.'

GIRL: 'I don't want to 
conceive, rather I want 
to adopt a CHILD'.

BOY: 'Then, why do you want to 
get married, just go for a live in, 
with protection only, be WILD'.

GIRL: 'After marriage, I 
cannot stay in a joint family 
with my mother-in-law and 
father-in-law, under one ROOF; 
if you don't buy a separate flat after 
our marriage, then, I will file a false 
domestic violence case, as no court ask 
any married woman about any PROOF.'

BOY: 'It is better to marry a 
conservative girl, even 
from another COMMUNITY; 
at least, she will not drink or 
smoke, to maintain her dignity 
as well as family DIGNITY. 
She will be happy to 
conceive her own baby, 
you better get out of my LIFE;
your mind is still in the stone age era 
horoscope, get lost, you are totally not 
fit to become my future WIFE.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

ADALAT ER ADHIN E TADANTA HOCCHE !!!

"Bojhaa daaye, ke je 
kakhan khaabe DIGBAAJI;
Bangabhoomi rajye jakhan takhan, 
jekhane sekhane hocche BOMABAAJI.
Madhyabitto ghar er Bangaali ra 
kintu ekhano saut ache, oi neta 
baa netri gulo ee bejaaye PAAJI; 
dik e, dik e, ekhan boma banaao, 
kaash phool diye baalish baanao, 
bhaajo chop, beguni baa PIYAAJI.
2023 saal e, beje utheche 
Bangabhoomi rajye, panchayat 
nirbachan er DAMAAMA; 
Police er ekhan 'chhere de maa 
knede bnaachi' abostha, dik e dik e, 
uddhar korte hocche taaza BOMAA.
Pathiyeche bujhi onek 
bhalo bhalo AAM; 
taai bujhi goyenda ra 
nicche ektu BISHRAM.
Proti ta booth e jodi kendriya
vaahini ditey eto BHOY;
tahole parakkhobhabe eta kintu 
ek dharan er noitik PARAJOY. 
Kolkata High Court naa thaakle 
Bangaali sadharan maanush 
er ki je hoto DURABOSTHAA; 
prashashan ekdom nirbikaar, 
jano sadharan maanush er 
jeevan hoyeche SHASTHAA.
Vote er aage, 'Wheelchair - II' 
naatak taa naaki khub ee 
janopriyo hoyeche SHUNLAAM;
Adalat er adhin e, tadanta hocche, 
taai kono laabh neyi, jato ee paathaak 
kurta, pyajama aar AAM."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, June 24, 2023

"99" CEILING CINEMA SCREEN HALLS FOR 3D MOVIES !!!

JOURNALIST: 'After passing out from 
IIM Joka, you opened up a startup 
business and the name of your 
startup company is "99"; 
it is the first company in India which 
has cinema halls with the ceiling 
screen and the ticket booking can be 
done only and only through ONLINE.'

STARTUP ENTREPRENEUR: 'Yes, 
you don't need to stand in any ticket 
counter queue even in extreme HEAT; 
we have our own "99" app, just install 
it in your phone and through the online 
payment system, just book your SEAT.'

JOURNALIST: 'So, basically, you 
are doing the cashless BUSINESS; 
and due to digital mode, it is 
also totally PAPERLESS. 
There are no expenses on 
papers, so, it is a part of our 
global green REVOLUTION;
do you think that your startup 
business with some unique ideas, 
will surely bring some EVOLUTION ?'

STARTUP ENTREPRENEUR: 'Yes, 
as the spectators will be lying on 
the bed, and watching the movie by 
looking up at the big 'Ceiling SCREEN'; 
only 99 beds (11 rows x 9 beds) and 
each ticket price is only Rs. 99, to enjoy 
only 3D movies, during the break, enjoy 
delicious foods at our "99" CANTEEN'."- Arindam Sain