THE VOTERS OF WEST BENGAL ARE STILL SO IMMATURE AFTER ALL !!!

"MUMBAIKAR: 'It seems that those 
voters who have elected this MONKEY; 
are not so smart at all, maybe, 
they are like any DONKEY.'

KOLKATAN: 'That is a real 
problem with the common 
people of West BENGAL; 
they elect anti-socials, hooligans 
and characterless people, these 
voters are still so immature after ALL.'

DELHITE: 'These traitors deserve to 
get the punishment of SUSPENSION;
and that monkey should be permanently
expelled and must not get any PENSION.'

CHENNAIYAN: 'Surely, I feel pity 
for the voters of West Bengal, 
as these monkeys always 
disrespect the voters MANDATE;
in the National level, these Bengali MPs 
of a small regional party are doing such a 

nuisance, then imagine, what hooliganism 

they really do in their West Bengal STATE.'"- Arindam Sain

EKHAN BUJHECHI, KANO KHEPE JAAYE, JEI SHONE, 'JAI SHRI RAM'; KAARON NIJEI TOH EKTA DESHODROHI EBONG 'NAMAK HARAM' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jehetu eder praaye 
sab mantri ee jail e, jehetu 
cholche durniti MAAMLA; 
taai 'Tukde Tukde Gang' er 
saathe haath miliye kore 
dilo Parliament e HAAMLA'

BABOOL: 'Oi je kaaku, thaake 
SSKM e, eto jaane, tobu kichu 
katha bolena, kano BOLENA;
aar oi 'Ek prashno, ek lakh' anusthan 
er sanchalak je ekta girgiti, seta 
besh bhalo korei giyeche CHENA.'

BABLA: 'Je Bangaali jaati r 
swadhinata r sangraam er jonno, 
gota Bharatbaasi kore GARBO; 
sekhane ekta daaini buri oi deshodrohi 
der ke sahajya kore, koreche Bangaali jaati 
r samman o aabhijaatya ke KHARBO.'

BALA: 'Ekhan bujhechi, kano khepe 
jaaye, jei shone, 'Jai Shree RAM'; 
kaaron nijei toh ekta deshodrohi 
ebong 'NAMAK HARAM'.'"- Arindam Sain

BHASHA KI ESE JAAYE MASHAI, SUDHU BHALO HOLEI HOBE SUR, CHANDO AAR TAAL !!!

"'Evo kano che khalasi 
mane kai do NE';
shunte bhalo ee lagilo, 
kintu kon bhasha JANINE.
Katha e ache, sangeet 
bhenge daaye sab DEOWAAL; 
bhasha e ki ese jaaye mashai, sudhu 
bhalo holei hobe sur, chando aar TAAL.
Bojha galo na, oi ZNMD r 'Senorita' 
gaan e, oi Spanish bhasha e 
ki je gaailen oi DIDI;
eta o bojha galo na, je hotath 
eto taa janopriyo kano hoye 
galo, 'Why this Kolaveri D'.
Bharat er kota lok bujheche 
'Manike Maage Hite' gaan er MAANE; 
kintu ei sur ke kaaje laagiye katorakam 
er bhasha e gaan rachana holo ke JAANE.
'Aha sia he zangi 
delamo nakon KHUN';
reetimato shorgol fello 'Bobaa 
Bobby' aar ei Parsi gaan er DHUN."- Arindam Sain

NIYOG GULO KORE NILEY, HOYNAKO MANDO, ODER PARIVAAR E EBAAR FIRUK ANANDO !!!

"Shune jaao DHOP, 
kheye jaayo CHOP;
Ek dal hoye ache BNHYARA,
aar pratibaadi der maatha NYARA.
Bikkhobh er hazaar DIN,
stage e uni naachen taa dhin DHIN;
shilpo dekhaate, Spain e ektu ghure AASI
odike je, dukkhe more jaaye CHAASI.
Taaka niye gyalo 'SARADA',
baapre eto taaka, e ki korecho Partha DA;
Salman Khan bujhlo na, eta kiser CHOBI,
Rudranil ke hote holo bidrohi KOBI.
'Bengal Summit' e sudhu ee HOI HOI,
kothay bhai, shilpo elo KOI;
jaai onyo rajye, ekhane nei je kono KAAJ,
se ki Kaku, tomar gola e nei kono AOWAAJ.
Ache ache, ache boiki sunyapad ONEK,
jaak tobe, deri teh hole o fireche BIBEK;
niyog gulo kore niley, hoynako MANDO, 
oder parivaar e ebaar firuk ANANDO."- Arindam Sain

BHARATIYA HISEBE AMAAR KANO THAKBENA 'PMFBY' PAAOWA R ADHIKAAR !!!

"KRISHAK NETA: 'Oi 'Duare Sarkar' 
shibir e lokjon dhore aanbaar jonno, 
apnader se ki matha BYATHA ; 
koi ekbaar ontoto oi 'Duare Sarkar' shibir 
ei krishak der ke konodin o ki bujhiye 
bolechen shasya bima r KATHA.'

PANCHAYAT PRADHAN: 'Aasole 
aamra konodin o bhabini je, 
ekjon krishak eto ta bhenge 
porbe maanosik BHAABE; 
tobe haan eta o thik je aamra eta 
o konodin krishak der ke bolini je 
kibhabe ki ki kaagaz joma dile, 
shasya bima paaowa JAABE.'

RASHTRAYATTO BANK SHAKHA 
PRABANDHAK: 'Amader sarkari bank e, 
aamra jato taa sambhab krishi wrin er 
sud taa baad diye kore diyi MUKUB;
othocho apnaara oi shasya bima r 
katha taa ei chaasi bhai der ke bolte 
paaren na, gorib maanush gulo ke 
ekhano baniye rekhechen BEKUB.'

GORIB KRISHAK: 'Eder 'Bangla Shasya 
Bima' r kono taal neyi, matha neyi,  
eder website e 'Insurance 
Calculator' taa o BEKAAR; 
'Pradhan Mantri Fasal Bima Yojana' r 
website taa dekhun ekbaar, daarun tairi 
koreche, Bharatiya hisebe amaar kano
thakbena 'PMFBY' paaowa r ADHIKAAR.'"- Arindam Sain

4-1 AGAINST AUSTRALIA IS INDEED A GOOD REVENGE !!!

"RAHUL: 'It was a bad 
day for Prasidh Krishna 
in that match, otherwise, 
it would have been 5-0;
but, 4-1 against Australia is indeed 
a sweet revenge, look how Arshdeep 
Singh defended the last over in the 
last match to emerge as a HERO.'

ROHIT: 'But, in this T-20 
series, this young Indian team 
has really played WELL;
India could have won that 
match, but, it was the 
day of Glenn MAXWELL.

RAVINDRA: 'Jitesh Sharma is 
turning out to be a key player, not 
only as a batsman but also 
for a good WICKET-KEEPING; 
whereas Rinku Singh surely 
deserves a place in the upcoming 
T-20 World Cup squad as if a 
dark horse is GALLOPING.'

RAVICHANDRAN: 'But, I am impressed 
with Ravi Bishnoi, he surely has 
the deliveries in his armoury to 
completely bowled you OUT; 
the Indian team can consult Jonty 
Rhodes whose daughter's name is 'India', 
as the fielding of the Indian team is still 
sloppy, on which we are concerned ABOUT.'"- Arindam Sain

JE KORCHE DURNITI R PRATIBAAD, EDER GUNDA RAA TAADER BAARI TEH GIYE DEKHACCHE BHOY !!!

"MAIDUL: 'Je korche durniti r 
pratibaad, eder gunda raa taader 
baari teh giye dekhacche BHOY; 
aar ei kaaran ei toh eder dal 
er neta gulo ke jekhane 
sekhane petaano HOY. 
Nachiketa toh dekhchi ekhan 
aar gaayena kono bidrohi GAAN; 
bodhoy ekhan chup kore thaaka 
r jonnyo maasik taaka PAAN.'

MIRAJUL: 'Je sundar bagaan 
saajiye giyechilo TAMONASH; 
oi bhaipo aar Jahangir miley 
koreche sei bagaan er SARBONASH.
Amader ke toh votebank 
baaniye rekhe amader ee opor 
koreche era nirmam ATYACHAAR;
Mid Day meal er taaka theke 
kichu taaka diye dilei ki hoye galo 
Bagtui hatyakaando r BICHAAR.'

MANIRUL: 'Ei rajyer r ja abostha, amaar 
toh mon e hoy, era ee 'Mir Zafar', barang 
Kendra teh jeeni achen, uni ee 'NAWAB'; 
chool theke chaal obdi, sab kichutei churi, 

othocho sarkari karmider ke kukur bhaabe, 
DA chailei naaki, royeche taaka r ABHAAB.
Ki dosh korechilo, oi 
niriho saut chele ta, jaar 
naam Anis KHAN; 
Naushad Siddiqui ee Diamond 
Harbour e daarak, jeetiye debo 
oke, jato ee larai hok TAANTAAN.'

MAFIJUL: 'Je kono jaatiyo dal ke, ebaar 
theke vote dibo aamra, kaaron ei anchalik dal 
sudhu ee kore gache vote bank RAJNEETI;
taao jodi bujhtaam je, sadharan maanush 
er jonno kichu kaaj koreche, kichui 
koreni, ulte korei gache DURNITI.
Nandigram e fail koreche maane, se fail 
ee koreche, taar maane maanush er hriday 
teh, se aar neyi satota r pratik HISEBE; 
Kono kaaj neyi ekhane, amader chele raa 
sabai onyo rajye giye kaaj korche, taai 
ghum aasena taader katha BHEBE.'"- Arindam Sain