Sunday, December 24, 2023

INDIA WON THEIR FIRST EVER TEST MATCH AGAINST AUSTRALIA ON 24.12.2023 AND THAT TOO BY 8 WICKETS !!!

"Australia lost Phoebe and Perry early, 
but, McGrath scored a speedy 50;
it was not an easy task for Healy, when 
Mooney departed at her score of 40.
Rajeswari Gayakwad tightened up all 
the screws, though, got no SUCCESS;
but, Deepti Sharma and Sneh Rana were 
doing well in wicket taking BUSINESS.
53/4, really, what a fiery bowling 
spell by Pooja Vastrakar it has BEEN;
in the 1st innings, at Wankhede stadium, 
Australia got bowled out at 219.
Shafali Verma and Smriti Mandhana as 
per their gameplan started to DOMINATE;
Shafali could score only 40 and the run out 
of Smriti at her 74 was quite UNFORTUNATE. 
The middle order of India 
was not so weak after ALL; 
a half a ton got scored by the debutant 
Richa 
Ghosh, the talented girl from North BENGAL.
Due to Gardner, Australia bounced back in 
the match, when Jemima Rodrigues got 
out at her 73, India lost 7 wickets at 274.
but, the Indian camp started to believe that 
they can win this match as Dipti Sharma 
and Pooja Vastrakar started to ROAR.
Dipti's 78 and Pooja's 47 gave India, 
the much needed ADVANTAGE;
Mooney was in an aggressive mood 
and started to attack like a SAVAGE.
To dismiss Mooney, the Richa 
Ghosh made a direct THROW;
and Sneh Rana bowled out Phoebe, 
to give Australia, the double BLOW.
Sneh Rana also got 
rid of Ellyse PERRY; 
but, the wicket of Tahlia McGrath by 
Harmanpreet Kaur was the best CHERRY.
Harmanpreet's bowling figure of 2/23;
was as good as Sneh Rana's 4/63.
On 24.12.2023, only 75 runs 
were 
required to win, Smriti Mandhana
batted positively to score 38 runs 
alone and remained UNBEATEN;
The Indian women team won their first 
ever Test match against Australia and 
that too by 8 wickets, surely, a new history 
has been created and WRITTEN."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, December 23, 2023

THE LOVE THAT YOU GET FROM YOUR ADMIRERS ARE QUITE PRECIOUS !!!

"HERMIT: 'If your enemies or 
competitors are feeling JEALOUS, 
then, it means, that you 
are becoming FAMOUS; 
and that verdict among the common 
people are absolutely UNANIMOUS, 
moreover, the love that you get from 
your admirers are quite PRECIOUS.'

KING: 'Well, discussing about 
the topic on love, whom you 
want you may not GET; 
Krishna wanted Radha, Meera 
wanted Krishna, but, Rukmini got 
Krishna, that we must not FORGET.
To protect the people of our Kingdom, 
we have to take up any lethal WEAPON;
let those critics criticize, but, to protect 
our motherland, we will kill any DEMON.'

HERMIT: 'There is nothing wrong in 
killing your enemies, you are just 
performing your royal DUTY,
if you don't like to do it yourself, 
then you have to get it done 
anyhow by your DEPUTY. 
A ship can sink because 
of a small HOLE,
so, killing a traitor 
is also a royal ROLE. 
Time teaches a lot in 
the battlefield and those 
experiences are just WONDERFUL; 
but, as an amazing administrator, if you 
can win hearts rather than just winning 
battles, then it looks more BEAUTIFUL.'"- Arindam Sain

INSURANCE MEANS 'INSURE YOUR ASSURANCE' !!!

"Life is full of so many INCIDENTS,
where there may be a few ACCIDENTS;
always be vigilant, 
else you may REPENT,
as no one knows, what 
awaits at the next MOMENT.
Today you are having fun 
and ENTERTAINMENT,
tomorrow it can be a sad day 
for you, and you may LAMENT.
What you have at present, 
you will surely ENJOY;
but after your death, will your family 
members have happiness or JOY.
You are riding a bike or a car 
and you insured that vehicle 
as the cops may charge a FINE;
then why you as an individual will 
not get yourself insured as life 
is not only about SUNSHINE.
Still we don't know why, the Indian 
Government is not making it mandatory
for all Indians to have a Life INSURANCE,
still there is no maturity among people 
about insurance, after all, insurance means 
'Insure Your ASSURANCE'."- Arindam Sain

I DON'T WANT TO BE, LIKE THAT TRAGIC HERO OF THE 'TITANIC' SHIP !!!

"Who the hell are you, I don't CARE,
but, at me, why do you STARE;
maybe just an INFATUATION,
don't put me in an odd SITUATION.
You do have a pretty FACE,
with lots of GRACE;
slow down your PACE,
even a tortoise can win a RACE.
Love does HAPPEN,
you never know how and WHEN;
it is better to start  slowly 
with a sweet FRIENDSHIP, 
but, I don't want to be, like that 
tragic hero of the 'Titanic' SHIP."- Arindam Sain

Friday, December 22, 2023

FOR 2 TO 3 DAYS, WE INTENTIONALLY, JUST KEEP ON COMMUNICATING !!!

"GIRL: 'I intentionally wanted 
to talk to you as they told me 
that you are a 'Lady KILLER', 
after talking with you, I found 
that you are so simple, there 
is no scope of any THRILLER.'

BOY: 'Well, it is indeed 
a case of HUMOUR, 
that you blindly 
believed the RUMOUR;
when a customer applies for any 
loan, for 2 to 3 days, we intentionally,
just keep on COMMUNICATING, 
because the customer will try to do 'Window 
Dressing', and even by taking a gold loan, 
may increase his CIBIL score or RATING.'

GIRL: 'Yeah, even in case of recruiting 
anyone despite having a good 
technical knowledge, sometimes, 
we also take psychometric TEST,
because, in many cases, we have 
seen that with lesser technical 
knowledge but good positive attitude, 
those guys emerge as the very BEST.'"- Arindam Sain

Tuesday, December 19, 2023

THE VOTERS OF WEST BENGAL ARE STILL SO IMMATURE AFTER ALL !!!

"MUMBAIKAR: 'It seems that those 
voters who have elected this MONKEY; 
are not so smart at all, maybe, 
they are like any DONKEY.'

KOLKATAN: 'That is a real 
problem with the common 
people of West BENGAL; 
they elect anti-socials, hooligans 
and characterless people, these 
voters are still so immature after ALL.'

DELHITE: 'These traitors deserve to 
get the punishment of SUSPENSION;
and that monkey should be permanently
expelled and must not get any PENSION.'

CHENNAIYAN: 'Surely, I feel pity 
for the voters of West Bengal, 
as these monkeys always 
disrespect the voters MANDATE;
in the National level, these Bengali MPs 
of a small regional party are doing such 
nuisance, then imagine, what hooliganism 
they really do in their West Bengal STATE.'"- Arindam Sain

Friday, December 15, 2023

EKHAN BUJHECHI, KANO KHEPE JAAYE, JEI SHONE, 'JAI SHRI RAM'; KAARON NIJEI TOH EKTA DESHODROHI EBONG 'NAMAK HARAM' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jehetu eder praaye 
sab mantri ee jail e, jehetu 
cholche durniti MAAMLA; 
taai 'Tukde Tukde Gang' er 
saathe haath miliye kore 
dilo Parliament e HAAMLA'

BABOOL: 'Oi je kaaku, thaake 
SSKM e, eto jaane, tobu kichu 
katha bolena, kano BOLENA;
aar oi 'Ek prashno, ek lakh' anusthan 
er sanchalak je ekta girgiti, seta 
besh bhalo korei giyeche CHENA.'

BABLA: 'Je Bangaali jaati r 
swadhinata r sangraam er jonno, 
gota Bharatbaasi kore GARBO; 
sekhane ekta daaini buri oi deshodrohi 
der ke sahajya kore, koreche Bangaali jaati 
r samman o aabhijaatya ke KHARBO.'

BALA: 'Ekhan bujhechi, kano khepe 
jaaye, jei shone, 'Jai Shree RAM'; 
kaaron nijei toh ekta deshodrohi 
ebong 'NAMAK HARAM'.'"- Arindam Sain