A POOR GIRL BECOMES RICH AFTER A MATRIMONY; BY FILING A FAKE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CASE AND GETTING DIVORCE ALIMONY !!!

"JUDGE: 'A poor girl becomes 
rich after a MATRIMONY; 
by filing a fake domestic violence 
case and getting divorce ALIMONY.'

LAWYER: 'As the divorce cases 
have increased, lawyers like 
us, are earning a LOT;
look at the numbers, really, 
so many divorce cases in 
all the courts we have GOT.
After so many amendments, 
adultery is no longer a CRIME; 
so a married woman can stay with 
her boyfriend, to enjoy quality TIME.'

JUDGE: 'Some laws must be amended 
as for the non working women, filing 
a fake DV case and looting money from 
her ex-husband is a lucrative BUSINESS;
the laws under the Hindu Marriage Act 

is absolutely bogus and obsolete, why 

make the lawyers rich, by intentionally 

delaying the divorce PROCESS.'"- Arindam Sain

YOUR CAB APP HAS SO MANY COMPETITORS IN THE MARKET, IN THIS COMPETITION, YOU ARE A MISFIT !!!

"CAB DRIVER: 'Take a walk to the 
main road, I cannot go to your 
point of LOCATION; 
if you have difficulty in 
walking, then you can cancel 
the ride without any HESITATION.'

PASSENGER: 'Why should I cancel 
the ride to give the cancellation
fee, better you cancel IT; 
your cab app has so many 
competitors in the market, in this 
competition, you are a MISFIT.'

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CUSTOMER CARE EXECUTIVE: 'We have 
observed that for the past 3 months, 
and even in this festive SEASON, 
you have not booked 
any cab from our app, 
what is the REASON ?'

PASSENGER: 'We don't book any cab 
from that app where the drivers behave 
as if they are offering a free ride to US;
we are paying for the ride, so, we surely 
want the ease or comfort, very little things 
in customer service, you must FOCUS.'

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CAB DRIVER: 'Why have you deducted 
200 rupees extra for my two rides TODAY;
such cab apps are looting we 
such poor drivers, I must SAY.'

CUSTOMER CARE EXECUTIVE: 'You 
are under our radar based 
on an ESCALATION;
we have tracked that in two rides, 
you have not reached the point 
of the passenger's LOCATION.
So, 40 rupees each has been 
refunded back to the respective 
passenger's WALLET;
and 120 rupees, we have fined you for such 
a nuisance, we can cancel the agreement 
with you anytime, you must not FORGET.'"- Arindam Sain

BANGLA ABHIDHAAN E TOH EROKOM KONO SHABDO NEI, BARONG URDU TEH BOLE, 'INSAAF' !!!

"BABLOO: 'Bangla abhidhaan e 
toh erokom kono shabdo nei, 
barong Urdu teh bole 'INSAAF'; 
era 'Bichaar' baa 'Nyay'' sabha korle, tobu 
Bangaali ra khushi hoto, emni emni ki aar
Paschimbanga theke hoye gache SAAF.'

BABOOL: 'Jadavpur University 
teh je chele ta maara galo, 
kothay holo taar BICHAAR;
'Sainbari hatyakaando' te o, Nirupam Sen 
er kono shaasti holona, maanush bholeni 
seyi 34 bachor er baampanthi ATYACHAAR.'

BABLA: 'Arrey se ekta mota lok khaali 
Bangla bhasha niye kore khub UTPAAT;
koi aajker ei 'Insaaf' shabdo niye kono 
andolan neyi dekhchi, ekdum KUPOKAAT.'

BALA: 'Jaara China r katha e otha 
bosa korto, taader moddhe hotath 
jege utheche DESHATTWOBODH; 
tobu toh taara Bajrangbali r pujo kore, 
Maa Tara r pujo kore, kintu egulo toh 
naastik, maanush aar neyi NIRBODH.'"- Arindam Sain

'BALU' AAR 'KESTO' R PROTI KANO ETO PREETI; 'DAKU' DHORA PORLEI BAA KANO ETO BHEETI !!!

"Aar je banano gyalo na BOKA; 
kaaron eta 'SSKM' noy, eta 'ESI JOKA'. 
Eto durniti koreche, je ekta 
anchalik dal er neta netri der 
mukh e poreche CHUNKAALI;
ekta chor ke bnachacche grambaasi 
raa, ekta nirlajjo chor e der elaaka 
bote, oi 'SANDESHKHAALI'.
'ESI Joka' teh niye jetei, besh 
katha koilo Kalighat er KAKU;
eto ee jodi saut neta, tahole bhoy lukiye 
beracche kano sandeshkhaali r DAKU.
Bangabhoomi r Rajyapal er bhumika 
niye o uthche onek PRASHNO;
paristhiti niyantran er baaire chole jacche, 
ekhano kiser eto jiggasa r CHINNO.
Je durnitigrasto anchalik dal 
garib maanush er taaka loot 
kore, Dubai teh kore PACHAAR;
seyi dal chaakri dite paarena, DA 
dite paarena, eta o toh ek dharan 
er nongra rajneeti aar ATYACHAAR.
'Balu' aar 'Kesto' r proti kano eto PREETI;
'Daku' dhora porlei baa kano eto BHEETI.
'Bheetu Bangaali' der samasya eikhanei, je 
eder maanosikota chirokaal ee knaakra 
aar kangaali der mato, aar era chor, 
daaku der ee beshi BHALOBASHE;
tarpor jakhan peeth jaaye deowaal e theke, 
durniti aar protarona r shikaar hoye, takhan 
'Bagha Bangaali' der kaache chaaye sahajya, 
eisab dekhe, oporwala o HAASE."- Arindam Sain

IT IS BETTER TO EAT CHAPATTIS OF WHEAT OR BAJRA AND DO YOGA EXERCISE DAILY, THIS IS MY LITTLE ADVICE !!!

"DOCTOR: 'Both your blood pressure 
and blood sugar is on the RISE; 
control your taste buds, 
don't be a fool, be WISE. 
After the age of 35 years, 
everyone must control themselves 
about eating any MEAT; 
eat it only once or twice a month, 
be a vegetarian, there are so many 
types of vegetarian dishes to EAT.'

PATIENT: 'Blood pressure 
and Blood sugar keeps 
on FLUCTUATING; 
by thinking about it, there 
is no point in putting some 
restrictions on meat EATING.'

DOCTOR: 'Red meat is the 
direct cause of increasing 
blood pressure in these DAYS; 
and there is basically no valuable 
protein at all in the poultry 
chicken that we eat NOWADAYS. 
People don't listen to 
the doctors and suffer 
from heart BLOCKAGE; 
in this modern era, there is no 
guarantee, anyone can suffer from 
heart attack even in their younger AGE. 
Eat soyabean curry which almost 
tastes like meat, and try to avoid 
eating too much potato and RICE; 
it is better to eat chapattis of wheat 
or bajra and do yoga exercise 
daily, this is my little ADVICE.'"- Arindam Sain

WITH LOTS OF EXPECTATIONS AND OPTIMISM, WE WELCOME THE NEW YEAR OF 2024 !!!

"India surpassed the China NATION, 
in terms of total POPULATION.
Inside the American sky space, 
the USA administration gunned 
down a Chinese spy BALLOON,
it is really good news for all the 
Indians as 'Chandraayan -3 has landed 
on the southern part of the MOON.
The people of the world danced 
with the 'Naatu Naatu' SONG;
which bagged the 'Oscar' 
award and still going STRONG.
Plant more trees, otherwise, Mother 
Nature can also make you SHAKE;
so many people died in Turkey 
due to a severe EARTHQUAKE.
The Indian documentary 
film, 'The Elephant Whisperers' 
also got the 'Oscar' AWARD;
India hosted the G-20 Summit 
for the first time and the rank of 
the GDP is marching UPWARD.
In Manipur, there was  
an ethnic CONFLICT;
so many passengers died in a 
train collision in Balasore DISTRICT.
The Indian Cricket team won all the 
matches so convincingly but lost 
the World Cup 2023 final MATCH;
India bagged 100 medals in the 
Asian Games 2023, and indeed 
it was the best athlete BATCH.
India got a new Parliament House 
with an increased number of so 
many seats, and having some seats 
reserved for PoK is also an ESSENCE;
'ChatGPT' has rocked the market, but, 
even as a news anchor, don't be so 
upset with a robot anchor made 
by using Artificial INTELLIGENCE.
Those who were trapped inside a 
tunnel were all alive and safe, surely, 
what an excellent rescue ACT;
a member of urban naxals entered inside 
the new Parliament House, these 
hooligans are traitors, it is a FACT.
Vir Das got an 
international award 
for his COMEDY;
the Roman Empire surely has a 
good connection with our Bharat 
Kingdom, netizens loved #MELODI.
'Meta' Company launched 'Thread' 
along with 'Instagram' and 'X' became 
the the new name of 'TWITTER;
'Amrit Bharat' trains got inaugurated, 
it is good to see that the 'Indian Railways' 
is just getting better and BETTER.
Time and tide waits for none 
and nothing comes for FREE;
the time has come to bid goodbye 
to the 'sweet and sour' year of 2023.
As our heart is a human heart and a 
human heart always wants for MORE;
with lots of expectations and optimism, 
we welcome the new year of 2024."- Arindam Sain

WHY WASTE TIME ON THESE BULLSHIT EXAMS, RATHER APPEAR IN CENTRAL GOVERNMENT JOB EXAMS, WAKE UP, TAKE THE CALL !!!

"CLUB PRESIDENT: 'Exams after 
exams, panels after panels, but, 
no recruitment in BENGAL;
why waste time on these bullshit exams, 
rather appear in Central Government 
job exams, wake up, take the CALL.
We are the members of this 'Royal Bengal 
Tigers Club' (RBTC) and we always give 
our next generation the right DIRECTION; 
time and tide waits for none, so, don't 
wait for that year, when the voters of 
Bengal will do the political CORRECTION.'

TEACHER: 'Great ! But, what help do 
you want from our (CETA) Competitive 
Exams Teachers ASSOCIATION; 
we know that this Bengal Government 
will not recruit anyone but they are 
experts in doing drama of MEDIATION.'

CLUB PRESIDENT: 'We want to 
create a 'Knowledge HUB'; 
so, we have opened a mock 
competitive exam center in our CLUB.
You guys will take the mock 
tests every week to prepare the 
poor jobseekers of our locality for 
any national level COMPETITION; 
we have a library where they can 
read for free the 'Pratiyogita Darpan', 
'Competition Success' and 'Banking 
Service Chronicle' latest EDITION.
Even Jharkhand and Odisha state
which gives importance on good 
governance, employment and education 
have done such a rapid DEVELOPMENT;
that a person from Bengal 
will earn more salary if he/she 
gets a job under Jharkhand 
or Odisha GOVERNMENT.'

TEACHER: 'Some  'ABVP' members also 
planned to come up with this type of 
guidance centers as they regard the best 
social service is giving free EDUCATION;
but, that initiative was only for the students 
of poor families, but, you guys are planning 
to groom up the poor jobseekers to get jobs, 
it is also a great service to Bharat NATION.'"- Arindam Sain