THAT'S WHY WE SAY, THAT IN SOME CASES, A WHORE IS BETTER THAN A NON WORKING WIFE !!!

"MALE LAWYER: 'Nowadays, 
the Judges of Lower Courts lack 
so much modern law KNOWLEDGE; 
all those such 'good for nothing' old 
judges must take voluntary retirement, 
everyone must ACKNOWLEDGE.
Those types of Judges 
ask the lawyers about the 
recent laws AMENDMENT;
as if he/she has become a 
Judge to become a subject of 
fun, comedy or ENTERTAINMENT.
The non working Hindu 

girls are fully utilizing 

the loopholes of the 

Hindu Marriage ACT;

these married girls are filing 

false domestic violence cases and 

then begging for money in courts, 

what an easy business, it is, in FACT.'

FEMALE LAWYER: 'Yeah, that's 

why, we say, that some cases, 

a whore is far better than 

a non working WIFE;

because a whore will take her 

money for that much time spent 

only, and will not blackmail her 

clients for their entire LIFE.
Recently, we saw a case in 

Kolkata, where a married 

boy gunned down his wife 

and his mother-in-LAW;
as for 6 years, the corrupted Judge 

was taking bribes and was stretching 

the divorce case unnecessarily, 

it is also a Court's FLAW.
In West Bengal, we are bloody 

fools basically to give those 

corrupted judges and heinous 

cops, even a little bit of RESPECT; 
if a Judge of lower court doesn't 

obey the orders of the High Court, 

then that Judge must be replaced 

with immediate EFFECT.'"- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 8 WICKETS AGAINST SRH ON 21.05.2024 TO BECOME THE 1ST FINALIST OF TATA IPL 2024 !!!

"Toss was won by PAT; 
and he decided to BAT.
Head got bowled out at ZERO; 
as Mitchell emerged as the HERO.
What a catch taken by RUSSELL; 
as a result, Abhishek's wicket FELL.
Nitish departed as the catch 
was taken by GURBAZ;
Starc stormed in to 
bowled out SHAHBAZ.
Klaasen was about 
to rule like a KING;
but, a cool catch was 
taken by Rinku SINGH.
Tripathi had a confusion
at the partner's running CALL;
and had to go back to the pavilion
as Andre quickly threw the BALL.
Cummins played the 
captain's knock of 30; 
to win the match, the 
target for KKR was 160.
As usual, Narine 
looked AGGRESSIVE; 
but, Rahamanullah 
was also IMPRESSIVE.
On 21.05.2024, Venkatesh 
said, 'yeh dil maange MORE'; 
Shreyas said, 'Carry on, I am going 
to chase down your individual SCORE.
Winning by 8 wickets, KKR 
qualified as the first FINALIST; 
SRH will get another chance, let 
us see if there will be any TWIST."- Arindam Sain

'MAY I HELP YOU' AI ROBOTS MUST RESPOND TO THE INITIAL LEVEL PHONE CALLS !!!

"LADY HR MANAGER: 'We are 
getting lots of escalations, 
and they all are WOMEN; 
it is a very competitive environment, 
to bring in more business, be 
flexible, don't be so selective, MAN.'

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'Maybe, 
some beautiful women have complained 
as I tried hard to sell our products by 
saying that they are smart and BEAUTIFUL;
see, while marketing any product, I cannot 
talk like a rough old sarpanch of khap 
panchayat, I have to talk with a nice smile, 
cool words and I must look CHEERFUL.'

LADY HR MANAGER: 'Show me a 
woman who doesn't want to hear that she 
is looking beautiful, the escalation came 
from the women whom you are IGNORING;
I understand, your marketing strategy is to 
target the rich women, but, when you are 
sitting on that seat, you must give 
equal time to everyone, like any KING.
A lady customer can call you anytime, 
as she can have several queries about 
our products, but, you cannot play 
the game of 'Block BLOCK';
respond to their calls even if they call you 
at odd hours, even if she is not a potential 

customer for you, now, to all those 
mobile numbers, you just UNLOCK.
In any poor family, the poor 
women as respective 
housewives have huge IMPACT; 
whatever they say regarding money 
or golden jewellery, their respective 
husband obey them, that is a FACT.

MALE FINANCE MANAGER: 'See, time 
is money, and we don't waste time on 
that customer where we will not earn 
anything by doing any INVESTMENT;
bring in the concept of 'May I Help You' 
AI robot in our organization, who will 
respond to the initial level calls, it is just 
a suggestion to our top MANAGEMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

HETHAY HAASTE NEI KO MAANA; KHAAI SITABHOG KHAAO MIHIDAANA !!!

"Uff ki garam poreche, 
hocchena ektu o BRISTI;
taate ki, tumi rakho 
tomaar mukh taa ke MISTI.
Hethay haaste nei ko MAANA;
khaao Sitabhog, khaao MIHIDAANA.
Akash er dike cheye dyakho SAKHI;
furfure mon e, urrey jaaye kato PAKHI.
Hoye naako DUKHI;
thaako sarbada SUKHI.
Ateet ke ki aar jaaye go BHOLA;
tobu o rakho mon er oi jaanla KHOLA.
Thik aase boiki furfure thanda BATAASH;
niye kichu megh aar bristi r ABHAASH.
Bristi jakhan pore 
taapur TUPUR;
Mayur bhabhe, 'ki bhalo ee na hoto, 
jodi aami porte paartam NUPUR'.
Writu r mato ee badlaaye 
maanush er jeevan er NIYATI;
keyu paaye sathik upodesh, aabaar 
kaarur maatha e dhore BHIMRATI.
Golokdnhaada ei JIVAN;
kothao Ram, toh kothao RAAVAN.
Ei rangeen duniya e, duto 
rang bote, oi saada o KAALO;
hey mor sakhi, jekhanei thako, 
theko jano BHAALO."- Arindam Sain

PYAR HEE TOH HAIN, KHAALI ROOP BADALTI HAIN, KABHI RADHA TOH KABHI MEERA !!!

"Koyle ke khaan mein 
milta hain HEERA; 
pyar hee toh hain, khaali roop badalti 
hain, kabhi Radha toh kabhi MEERA. 
Yeh mohabbat ki raat khatam na 
ho, naa aaye kaal ki SAVERA; 
naagin kahe, 'itni jaldi na jaao, aur 

naachao mujhko, aye mere SAPERA'.

Ishq karna bhi ek nasha hain, jish 
mein ek baar agar ho jaao CHUR; 
toh bahut muskil hain rahena, 
apni mohabbat se DUR.
Zaroori nahi hain ki, 
har ishq ho AASAAN;
kambhakt Ishq hain yeh, 
nahi hain koi AIHESAAN.
Yeh mohabbat ho bhi sakti 
hain hawaa ka JHOKHA; 
yeh mohabbat kabhi yunhi 
de sakti hain DHOKA.
Phir bhi mausam ki tarah, yeh pyar 

aati hain, badal ke apni roop aur RANG; 
le ke nayi umeed, ullas, 
urjaa aur UMANG."- Arindam Sain

KKR WON BY 18 RUNS AGAINST MI ON 11.05.2024 !!!

"It became a game of 16 
overs a side due to RAINFALL; 
Shreyas don't mind 
losing the toss at ALL. 
Thusara really knows how 
to take the wicket of SALT; 
Bumrah got a gift indeed as 
it was completely Sunil's FAULT. 
On 11.05.2024, Anshul 
bowled out Shreyas IYER; 
but, once again, it was a good 

knock against MI by Venkatesh IYER.

By a good throw, Tilak 
got rid of NITISH; 
but, due to Ramandeep, Rinku and 
Russell, KKR had a decent FINISH.
The way Ishan Kishan started for MI, 
it looked as if MI is on the driver SEAT;
but, Sunil Narine knows 
how to cool down the HEAT.
Just after that dismissal, 
as if the KKR bowlers tasted 
the first blood like any TIGER; 
Chakravarthy alone sent back Rohit 
and Hardik to the pavilion as in his 
belly, there was so much HUNGER.
Both Tilak and Naman 
kept on FIGHTING; 
and till the second last over, the 
match was so INTERESTING.
Though Harshit was expensive 
earlier, but, still, for bowling the last 
over, Shreyas had full CONFIDENCE;
KKR won by 18 runs, as by taking 2 
wickets in the last over, Harshit once 
again showed his core COMPETENCE."- Arindam Sain

AAJKAL KE ZAMAANE MEIN, KYA RAKHA HAIN UPNAAM MEIN !!!

"Yeh gaadi na rukegi, 
khuda ka WAASTA; 
khub chalegi, chahe jitni bhi 
lambi kyon na ho yeh RAASTA. 
Hamare liye tumhari yeh 
pyar nahi hain itna SASTA; 
khidki se kud ke, chhup chhup ke dene 
aaye hain yeh phool o ka GULDASTA.
Yeh hain saccha PYAR; 
yeh todegi sab DEEWAR.
Aajkal ke zamaane mein, kya 
rakha hain upnaam mein, 
samajhta nahi hain tumhre PAPA; 
kahan likha hain ki, 'Chopra' khandaan ki 
ladki se shaadi nahi kar sakte hain hum, 
kyon ki mera upnaam hain 'CHINAPPA'.
Ek 'Office Training Tour' kahe ke nikal 
padho, kar lenge shaadi doosre jagah 
pe, manaa bhi lenge 'Suhaag RAAT'; 
jab dulhan hee bhaag jaayegi, toh woh 
tumhre papa ke dost ka ladka kaise 
laayega yahan tak apni BARAAT."- Arindam Sain