INDIA WON BY 24 RUNS AGAINST AUSTRALIA ON 24.06.2024 !!!

"Tame him if you CAN; 
because he is the 'HITMAN'.
On 24.06.2024, Virat Kohli 
got out by scoring 0;
but, Rohit Sharma 
emerged as a SUPERHERO.
Rohit scored the fastest 
fifty of this ICC T20 World 
Cup 2024 TOURNAMENT;
he surely missed a ton by 8 runs, 
but, the way he batted, it was a 
pure classic ENTERTAINMENT.
Warner was not expecting 
such an OUTSWING;
Suryakumar did justice to that 
good delivery by Arshdeep SINGH.
To dismiss Marsh, it was 
Axar indeed who took 
an outstanding CATCH;
not only of Marsh, the Mr. Kuldeep 
also took the wicket of Maxwell and 
that was the turning point of the MATCH.
Once again, Head was becoming
the headache for the Indian team, 
but, Bumrah slowed down the PACE; 
after Head's dismissal, slowly and 
steadily, India defended 205 by 24 
runs to win the 'Super 8' round RACE."- Arindam Sain

GET MARRIED TO THAT GOVERNMENT SERVANT, FILE A FALSE 'DV CASE' TO MAKE HIM A SCAPEGOAT !!!

"GIRL: 'I went to give the personal 
interview with so much makeup, 
but all went in VAIN; 
as the interviewers asked tough 
questions, all my expenses in that 
beauty parlour went in DRAIN.
You are also unemployed and my 
parents are planning for my marriage 
with a government SERVANT; 
you must get a job so that you can 
marry me, at this moment, your 
employment is very IMPORTANT.'

BOY: 'It is not so easy to get 
a job so easily, but, I have 
an idea, you accept the 
proposal of this MARRIAGE; 
as there is a loophole in the Hindu 
Marriage Act, the 'DV' and 'Divorce' case 
is a very easy business for non working 
married women in this modern AGE.
Judges and lawyers are corrupted
nowadays and the courts are doing 
income only by extending the 
divorce cases UNNECESSARILY;
so, get married to that government servant, 
file a false 'DV case' to make him a 
scapegoat, but, don't do any intercourse 
without protection, don't be so SILLY.'

GIRL: 'Yes, nice idea, the divorce case 
will go on and on as with his money 
only, my lawyers will run the divorce 
case and do the legal BLACKMAIL;
even the people of the society will laugh 
at him and his family members as we 
girls are experts in playing the victim card, 

and secretly, our ship of love will SAIL.'

BOY: 'Yes, and you will give 
him the divorce immediately, 
when I will get a job in this TOWN;
but, remember one thing, that if I get a 

government job and if you do the same 

drama with me, I will gun you DOWN.'"- Arindam Sain

EI BHOLA, BNHAAR E KORE, KARRHA KORE ADAA DIYE, CHAAR TE CHAA DE DEKHINI, OI ALOO R CHOP ER SANGE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jhargram theke 

Jalpaiguri via JALANGI; 
naa jaani lukiye ache 
kato Bangladeshi JANGI.
Amader rajyer police aar 
goyenda gulo din din hoye 
jacche ekkebare APODHARTO;
koi 'Special Task Force' er 
goyenda baa police raa toh jangi 
dhorte konodin o hoyna BYARTHO.'

BABOOL: 'Taah jamon Police 
Mantri, taar tamon ee police, 
e aar notun katha KI; 
bhaashan diyei vote peye 
jaaye, kintu kaaj er bela 
e, ek ek ta avatar er DNHEKI.
Odike vote er jonno daam bere gache, ei 

ta bole, kichu byabsaayi bhalo ee khelche, 
agnimulya hoyeche praaye sab AANAAJ;
bhablum, khorcha jakhan hocchei beshi, 
tahole maach ee khabo beshi kore, taai sabji 
r bodol e, kinlum beshi kore maach AAJ.'

BABLA: 'Khabor er kaagaz e 
porlam aaj, je katogulo 
parikkha hoye gache BAATIL;
ki din kaal elo maairi, ei prashno 
fnaash durniti te o, royeche 
shikkkak raa o SAAMIL.
Jaak baba, onekdin por e 
jhamjhamiye naamlo bristi 
ei dakkhin BANGE;
ei Bhola, bnhaar e kore, karrha 
kore adaa diye, chaar te chaa de 
dekhini, oi aloo r chop er SANGE.'

BALA: 'Uttar Banga r mato jodi 
ei bristi ekhane o chole LAGATAAR; 
tahole kintu kichu jaayege te hoyto 
nouko naamate hobe EIBAAR.
Graam er dike r nadi bnaadh gulo r 
katha toh cherei dilam, pourasabha gulo 
r nikaashi byabostha o besh BEHAAL;
pourasabha r kormi ra ki adou kaaj 
korche, taai jodi hoto, tahole jekhane 
sekhane jome thakto na eto JANJAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

YOUR LOVE TOWARDS ME IS PURE AND SUBLIME; IF I AM THE SODA WATER, THEN YOU ARE THE LIME !!!

"Your love towards me 
is pure and SUBLIME; 
if I am the soda water, 
then you are the LIME.
In true love, it is 
never too LATE; 
you just need to 
open the GATE.
Wise men say, 
'Love is BLIND'; 
foolish people say, 
'Gone with the WIND.'
Brain asks, 'why is 
such a romantic RUSH ?'
Heart answers, 'well, 
it is surely a CRUSH.
Weather can be 
rough and HAZY; 
but, we will still drive through it, 
as lovebirds are always CRAZY.
We wish that our love 
always remains ETERNAL;
even after several storms, the 
relationship must look VERNAL.
Don't cheat or LIE; 
don't let our love DIE.
Let's make everyday as a new 
day of love with no ENIGMA;
let the energy of romance 
erupt as if it is also a MAGMA."- Arindam Sain

INDIA DEFEATED BANGLADESH BY 50 RUNS ON 22.06.2024 !!!

"In Antigua, the place 
is North SOUND;
the game was on at the 
Sir Vivian Richards GROUND.
The 'Hitman' sang, 
'I want to break FREE'; 
but, due to poor timing of a 

shot, he could score only 23.

Rohit Sharma was sent back 
to the pavilion by SHAKIB;
both Virat and Suryakumar were 
hunted by Tanzim Hasan SAKIB.
The 'reverse sweep' shot is a weak 
point of Rishabh, that he must FIX;
it looked as if he threw away his 
wicket at his score of 36.
Dube understood that at this juncture, 
a partnership is an ESSENCE;
Hardik, as usual, knows how to break 
the opponent team's line of DEFENCE.
Not only Hardik scored half a TON;
but also took the wicket of LITTON.
Kuldeep took the 
wicket of TANZID; 
even sent back the 
good batter, TOWHID.
India defended 196 by 50 runs on 
22.06.2024, as Kuldeep did an 
excellent job with his 3/19;
then Bumrah and Arshdeep wrapped it up, 
surely, against Bangladesh, what a splendid
bowling performance it has BEEN."- Arindam Sain

WASTAGE OF TIME AND MONEY, NO UTILITY AT ALL IN ANY 'BENGAL SUMMIT' !!!

"Wastage of time and money, no 
utility at all in any 'Bengal SUMMIT';
hardly any investment came in, so, the 
show was a super flop, not a SUPERHIT.
Very soon, in terms 
of labour MIGRATION; 
West Bengal will become the 
No. 1 state in India NATION. 
In West Bengal, there is 
no 'ease of BUSINESS';
and hence the scope of profitability 
on the investment is very LESS.
It is intentional to run the government
schools with poor INFRASTRUCTURE; 
is there any commission system on 
the private school fees STRUCTURE.
In Singur, the TATA company 
was not allowed to make 
any further INVESTMENT;
Dunlop and Hindustan Motors got closed 
in West Bengal and the industrial growth 
showed no further IMPROVEMENT.
Saurav Ganguly declared about a 
new steel plant at Salboni, and 
that too, after visiting SPAIN;
can he really succeed in it or was it 
just an eyewash to provide the ruling 
party, some political GAIN."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 47 RUNS AGAINST AFGHANISTAN ON 20.06.2024 !!!

"The 'Hitman' is not in good FORM;
and unable to PERFORM.
Rashid Khan, as usual, 
did some early DAMAGE; 
Dube must be replaced by Rinku 
from the next match, at this STAGE.
Suryakumar never bothers 
about the pitch REPORT; 
but always expects a batter at the 
other end to give him good SUPPORT.
Hardik gave a good 
support by scoring 32;
to win the match, 
Afghanistan had to score 182.
In the 2nd over, Gubaz's wicket FELL;
Zadran got hunted by Axar PATEL.
26 runs scored by AZMATULLAH; 
and 19 runs scored by NAJIBULLAH.
Nabi looked dangerous, but, it 
was a good fight back by KULDEEP; 
Jadeja took 3 catches, as if the ball was 
just searching for Jadeja in the DEEP. 
In the 47 runs victory against 
Afghanistan, the Indian 'SKY' 
has surely scored 53; 
but, on 20.06 2024, at Barbados, 
you also have to appreciate 
and applaud Bumrah's 7/3."- Arindam Sain