SAMUDRA SHANTO ACHE BOLE, EMON NOY, JE SAMUDRA HOBENA ABAAR UTTAL !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jaa hok kore jakhan 
tule deowa gache ANASHAN; 
ebaar tahole kore deowa 
jaak BIBHAJAN.'

BABOOL: 'Oi 'Divide and Rule' 
policy shikiyechilo EENGREZ; 
orey hazaar chesta korle o ki aar 
sojaa kora jaaye kukur er LEZ.'

BABLA: 'Samasya holo, je 
aajkal maanush jaayena CHENA;
kaliyug ee bote, praaye sab kichu 
ee jano taaka diye jaaye KENA.'

BALA: 'Samudra shanto ache bole, emon 
noy, je samudra hobena abaar UTTAL; 
se Shakuni jato ee chaaluk naa 
kano taar dhurto CHAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

NEVER DESTROY THE OLD ROYAL CASTLE WHILE CONSTRUCTING ANOTHER NEW PALACE !!!

"NEW CEO: '10 employees of 50 years 
or so were laid off in this financial year 
who had a much less salary PACKAGE; 
then after getting a new project, you 
guys hired 6 experienced people 

who are within 35 years of AGE.
But, do you know, while scrutinizing 
this HR strategy, why the board 
members are not SATISFIED;
the salary expenses of 6 people are 
1.5 times higher than the expenses of 
those laid off employees, is it JUSTIFIED.'

HR HEAD: 'We wanted to take young 
guys so that project work gets 
completed within the DEADLINE;
we must recruit every year, to maintain 
an interest for talented jobseekers, who 
are constantly applying for jobs ONLINE.'

NEW CEO: 'Never destroy the old 
royal castle while constructing 
another new PALACE;
client has escalated that requirement 
is not fulfilled, though the project has 
been completed at a great PACE.
Clients will give deadlines, but, 
they will pay us the project amount 
only after the total project 
requirements FULFILLMENTS;
those experienced laid off guys were 
experts in fulfilling project requirements, 
you released them, also more expenses 
incurred by doing fresh RECRUITMENTS.
Out of those laid off guys, those who have 
not joined in any other reputed firm, bring 
them back to our company by next WEEK;
maybe, you are not aware of the fact that 
our competitors are always tapping to do 

lateral recruitments to make us WEAK.'"- Arindam Sain

'MAGNIFICENT MURSHIDABAD MASON' BRAND IMAGE !!!

"REAL ESTATE PROMOTER: 'The 
engineer made a plan of the PROJECT; 
but, still, I have come to you to verify 
whether the plan is PERFECT.'

ROYAL MASON: 'Good to hear that 
you still believe in the 'Experience 
always counts' STATEMENT;
but, you must give some work to the 
workers under me, you don't need to pay 
me any 'consultancy service' PAYMENT.'

REAL ESTATE PROMOTER: 'I have 
been in this real estate business 
for around 20 years or SO;
your experience as a 
royal mason in this industry 
is around 30 years ALSO.
You guys have been successful
in keeping that 'Magnificent 
Murshidabad Mason' brand IMAGE;
that's why, still, I always consult with you, 
no matter whatever is the architectural 

technology in this modern AGE.'"- Arindam Sain

ODISHA SARKAR KI SUNDAR BHAABE 'SUNDARI' GAACH LAAGIYE SAAJIYE TULECHE 'BHITARKANIKA' !!!

"Kolkata r dike dayeni HAANA; 
oi jharh, jaar naam 'DAANA'.
sudhu bristi tei, berolo Kolkata 
r nikashi byabostha r KANKAAL;
sarkari hospital gulo r saamne 
abaar bhaaschilo JANJAAL.
Agey o naki jomto jwal, 
ekhano jome TAAI;
tahole tumi oi chair e bose, 
ki paribartan ta korle BHAI.
Proti bachor oi joma jwal e, keyu na 
keyu bidyutpristo hoye, jacche MAARA;
eisab akarmanya neta ba netri der 
ke nirbachito koreche KAARA ?
Paschimbanga sarkar jaanei 
na je Sundaram er 'Sundari' 
gaach er ki BHUMIKA;
othocho Odisha sarkar ki sundar 
bhaabe 'Sundari' gaach laagiye 
saajiye tuleche 'BHITARKANIKA'."- Arindam Sain

UNLESS YOU GUN DOWN THE TERRORISTS, THE WORLD ECONOMY WILL NOT PROSPER !!!

"MOSSAD LADY OFFICER: 'When 
China was eyeing to capture 
the Bangladesh MARKET; 
the USA intentionally planned 
to capture St. Martins, that 
island became their TARGET.'

SVR FEMALE AGENT: 'The safe 
hiding places for the terrorists 
operating in India are generally in 
Kashmir, Kerala and West BENGAL;
India may go for twin surgical strikes 
in two neighbouring terrorist nations 
and China may conquer north Pakistan 
which is not a difficult task at ALL.'

SIA MALE AGENT: 'We belong to a 
modern nation and you will always see 
jealousy from Pakistan, Bangladesh, Iran 
where mentality is still in the Stone AGE;
we welcome the move for a common 
currency of Asia, but, the condition of 
our economy may compel us to send 
back Kerala workers at this STAGE.'

IB MALE OFFICER: 'Our first target 

should be to put an end to financial 
terrorism, so that, those terrorists 
organizations die out of STARVATION;
unless you gun down the terrorists, 
the global economy will not prosper, 
so, we must start joint operations by 
entering into any terrorist NATION."- Arindam Sain

TUFAN JHATKA MUTTON BIRYANI !!!

"BAADAL: 'Korechish ki re bhai, 
Bangaali der ekhan Biryani 
khaowa r jhokh bereche JAANI; 
kintu taa bole, hotath tor dokaan 
e eto bheerh, dokaan er naam, 
'Tufan Jhatka Mutton BIRYANI.'

TUFAN: 'Pratham e khulechilam 
'Tufan Jhatka Mutton' naam 
e ekta maangsho r DOKAAN;
ekdin ek sarkari bank manager bollen, 
'ekta restaurant khulun aar amader 
bank theke mudra loan niye JAAN'.'

BIDYUT: 'Por er baarshik bachor theke, 
bina mortgage e, Pradhan Mantri Mudra 
Yojana loan paaowa jaabe 20 LAKH;
ohe Tufan Tiwari, ei Paschimbanga tei 
theke ja tui, aar Uttar Pradesh e desh er 
baari te giye chaash korte hobena 'AAKH'.'"- Arindam Sain

MEN FIRE BULLETS AND THESE BITCHES BLEED !!!

"BABLOO: 'I just told my wife that she 

should not make those semi nude 

reels in any social media WEBSITE; 

she filed a false domestic violence 

case against me and for our 

family, she is now a TERMITE.'

BABOOL: 'A wife of any anti-social 

person or a drunkard hardly files 

any case of domestic VIOLENCE;

because he beats her up and even 

her parents so well, if possible, that 

there is always a pin drop SILENCE.'

BABLA: 'These types of 

disgusting girls deserve 

this type of TREATMENT;

even the laws of Hindu marriage act 

has so many bloody loopholes, that 

it requires immediate AMENDMENT.'

BALA: 'By filing false cases, these 

girls do earn money as some judges 

and lawyers also cannot control GREED; 

as the cases are intentionally delayed 

and harassment continues, men fire 

bullets and these bitches BLEED.'"- Arindam Sain