THE TEJAS AIRCRAFT MANUFACTURED BY HAL WILL BE USED TO DO THE BOMBING WITH RUDRAM MISSILES !!!

"ARMY GENERAL: 'We can easily 
conquer Sylhet, if our soldiers start the 
operation from Silchar and SHILLONG; 
if we march our soldiers from Dinhata 
and Balurghat, the time to conquer
Rangpur region will not be too LONG.
In Bangaon and Basirhat, we will make 
our big camps, as from there, conquering 
Jessore and Khulna will be our TARGET;
even we will make strategic bunkers at 
Akhaura, Benapole, Rohanpur, Darshana, 
Biral, to start operations after SUNSET.'

IB DIRECTOR: 'Our assets with the help 
of soldiers will conquer Feni and arrest 
the terrorist friendly businessmen of the 
Cumilla Bibir Bazar who are in our LIST.;
we will complete our secret operations 
in Gulshan, Agargaon, Nadda, Gulistan, 
Kamlapur, Gabtoli, Bandarban, Rajshahi, 
Satkhira to gun down any TERRORIST.'

AIR CHIEF MARSHAL: 'The 
distance from Bagdogra to Dhaka 
is around 206 nautical MILES;
The Tejas aircraft manufactured 
by HAL will be used to do the 
bombing with Rudram MISSILES.'

NAVY ADMIRAL: 'The INS Arighaat 
will be ready with Sagarika ballistic 
missiles, hiding at Cnhera ISLAND; 
the submarine will move towards 
Khaleker Tek and Chattogram will be 
taken before they could UNDERSTAND.'"- Arindam Sain

OREY SABAAI MILEY ASSAM, TRIPURA AAR PASCHIMBANGA THEKE DHUKE, DHAKA KABJA KORE NIYI CHAL !!!

"BABLOO: 'Kon Bangladeshi chacha 
r bhai chamcham naaki boleche je 
chaar din e Kolkata ke korbe DAKHAL; 
orey sabaai miley Assam,Tripura aar 

Paschimbanga theke Bangladesh e 
dhuke, Dhaka kabja kore niyi CHAL.'

BABOOL: 'Oi chacha r bhai chamcham 
ta naaki abaar oi kangaal desh er 
praaktan sena PRADHAAN; 
oi 'Pakistan' virus emon graash koreche, 
je saara biswa r kaache, Bangladesh er 
aar thakche na kono maan SAMMAAN.'

BABLA: 'Tripura aar Assam er sadharan 
maanush e raa kintu Bangladeshi 
der diye dicche uchit SHIKKA;
Paschimbanga r sadharan manush der 
o uchit Bangladeshi der barjan kora, du 
din pore oder ke chaaite hobe BHIKKA.'

BALA: 'Ebaar toh Bangladesh 
e shuru hoyeche samasta 
naari der opor ATYACHAAR;
Iran er mahila der mato, Bangladesh 
er mahila raa o uthbe gorje, annyay 
er biruddhe hobe SOCCHAAR."- Arindam Sain

MUSLIMS OF BANGLADESH AND PAKISTAN DESPITE BEING IN MUSLIM STATES HAVE BECOME WORLD'S WORST BURDEN !!!

"NEPALI: 'Hindus are getting 
killed in Bangladesh, still, the 
Indian government is providing 
Bangladesh so much SUPPORT; 
shame on the Indian Government 
for not taking any action against 
Bangladesh, immediately India 
must stop any type of EXPORT.'

INDIAN: 'What about the 
demand in your nation
to regain the glory of 
Nepal as a Hindu NATION;
Nepali Hindus are counterattacking 
the Nepali communists and it is 
the right demand by the 
Nepal's young GENERATION'.

CHINESE: 'Why is Donald Trump 
silent now who got so many Indian 
Hindu votes by making a pre election 

'Hindu saviour STATEMENT';
even our Buddhist people in 
Bangladesh is also getting 
killed, we will give these bloody 
Bangladeshis, a strict PUNISHMENT.'

SRI LANKAN: 'Bangladesh 
government is anti-Hindu, 
anti-Buddhist, anti-Christian, 
it is a communal GOVERNMENT;
it is a shame for Indian government 
and Indian hospital doctors who 
are still giving Bangladeshis 
any medical TREATMENT.'

SAUDI ARABIAN: 'Being a Muslim, I 
am also saying, 'show me a terrorist 
who is not a muslim' because 
truth never remains HIDDEN;
Muslims in India are living happily but 
the Muslims of Bangladesh and Pakistan 
despite being in Muslim states have 
become the world's worst BURDEN.'"- Arindam Sain

WHAT A FUNNY LAW IN INDIA WHERE 'BIGAMY' IS A CRIME BUT 'ADULTERY' IS NOT A CRIME !!!

"LADY OWNER OF ESCORT
AGENCY: ''Bigamy' is punishable 
in India, but 'Live In' is NOT; 
look at the beautiful girls 
of our escort agency, they 
are so sexy and HOT.
She is getting alimony from 
you and getting banged up by her 

boyfriend almost every night, so 
smart is your characterless WIFE;
when you have money with 
you, when you are so sexy 
and handsome, taste our girls 
one at a time, enjoy your LIFE.
What a funny law in 
India where 'Bigamy' is 
a crime but 'Adultery' 
is not a CRIME;
that means you cannot do 
second marriage while having one 
wife, but with other people's wives, you 
can freely enjoy your sexy intimate TIME.'

GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE: 'Prostitution 
is illegal in India, what people will say, 

if I start enjoying these WOMEN;
it is the women only, who always criticize 
the naughty and flirty men by passing 
the comment, 'Men will be MEN'.

THAI GIRL: 'Sir, even smoking 

cigarette and drinking alcohol 

is injurious to HEALTH; 

but, from those two things 

only, the Indian Government 

earns more WEALTH.
Everyone knows that in our spa and pub, 
we also provide escort service, so, they 
are also happy by charging more TAX;
open up your clothes Sir, you look tired, 
just enjoy your life, spend the erotic 
time with us, time to chill and RELAX.'

ARAB GIRL: Sir, the Hindu marriage act 
is strict, though, the ancient Hindu Kings 
had multiple wives, but exceptional was 
Maryada Purushottam Bhagwan RAM; 
come to Dubai and apply for the UAE 
citizenship, there you can marry four 

times, live happily with four wives, just 

you need to get converted to ISLAM.'"- Arindam Sain

I WILL KEEP ON GIVING ONLY DATES AFTER DATES AND NO ONE WILL GET ANY JUSTICE !!!

"JUDGE: 'Actually, just in a 
few months, I will RETIRE; 
so whatever you guys are 
thinking will BACKFIRE.
I will keep on giving only 
dates after dates and no 
one will get any JUSTICE; 
unless you bribe me 
indirectly, this is the 
existing PRACTICE.'

COMMON MAN: 'I feel pity 
on the Indian GOVERNMENT; 
that to an idiot judge like you, they are 
not ordering 'Voluntary RETIREMENT'.
Take Voluntary Retirement 
and get lost as you are 
an useless FELLOW;
because of you such idiot judges, the 
reputation and the ratings of Indian 
judicial courts are very LOW.'"- Arindam Sain

PAARLE ROJ CHINA BADAAM BAA MATAR SHUTI KHAABEN, JAKHAN JETA JOTE !!!

"JAHAR RUGI: 'Ki aar 
bolbo daktaar babu, 
amar dukkher KATHA; 
eke toh seetkaal ese 
gache, aar saara raat kore 
amar dnaath e BYATHA.'

BHANU DAKTAAR: 'Taai naaki, 
haa korun, ektu mere dekhi AALO; 
hmm, dnaath er abostha 
motei noy BHALO. 
Boli kaal je mangsho kheyechen, 
seta ekhano dnaath er maari 
teh aatke ROYECHE;
apni khabaar rekhe deben, aar 
kitaanu raa khabaar khabena, emni 
emni ki aar dnaath e byatha HOYECHE.
Naa, taah bole oi tooth prick diye 
khochaben naa, ote abaar dnaath er 
majhkhaan gulo hoye jaaye FNAAKA; 
toothbrush baa nokh diye baar korun 
ogulo, osudh likhe dilum, abar 3 din 
por aasben, din ebaar 200 TAAKA.'

JAHAR RUGI: 'Ekta malam er naam 
likhechen thik ache, kintu vitamin B 
complex tablet o bolchen KHETE;
aami eto eto bhalo bhalo 
khabaar khaai, taah 
vitamin B ki neyi TAATE.'

BHANU DAKTAAR: 'Maari teh lege 
ache rakto r daag, taar maane 
bhalo ee beroye RAKTO; 
je toothbrush byabohaar 
korben, taar bristle jano 
na hoy beshi SHAKTO.
Paarle roj china badaam 
baa matar shuti khaaben, 
jakhan jeta JOTE;
aar khaasi r maangsho taa 
beshi na kheye, barong khaan beshi 
kore pnaatha r METE.'"- Arindam Sain

NAZARDAARI TEH GAA CHHARA BHAAB, SUDHU KHAZNA TA NAYE GUNI !!!

"SOUMITRA: 'Bazaar e gele toh, 
thik kortei paari na, je kinbo 
sudhu aloo, na sudhu BEGOON;
bazaar e o aagoon, aar seetkaal 
porlei, kano ki jaani Kolkata r 
chaturdike lege jaaye AAGOON.'

RABI: 'CESC r engineer gulo o 
toh korena kono electric lamp 
post er PARIDARSHAN;
sudhu onekkhon dhore bidyut 
pariseva na thakle, onek naalish 
pele, tobeyi daye paara e DARSHAN.'

CHINMOY: 'Ekta ayeen kora uchit bujhli, 
je, jekhane sekhane baanale cholbena, 
ek gaada jinishpatra r GUDAAM;
ei je eto aagun laagche Kolkata sahar 
e, ete jaamon aatanka choracche, 
tamon ee hocche sahar er BADNAAM.'

ANUP: 'Dekho kaando, sudhu idea 
r chorachori, boli beraal er galaa 
e ghanta ta bnaadhbe ke SUNI;
Kolkata pourasabha maane toh ekhan, 
'felo karhi, maakho tel', nazardaari teh gaa 
chhara bhaab, sudhu khazna ta naye GUNI.'"- Arindam Sain