CHORD LINE LOCAL, TAAI THAAKE ONEKTAI FNAAKA !!!

"Chord line local, taai 
thaake onektai FNAAKA;
Bardhaman theke Howrah 
jete, laage maatro 25 TAAKA.
Shaktigarh theke train jaaye bneke, 
jato jaaye hote thaake KHAALI;
main line er sathe abar jaabe 
jurey, jakhan pouchobe BALLY.
Chord line ei kintu 
khaabar er BAAHAAR;
thaakte paarben na, 
naa kore ektu AHAAR.
Peye jaaben peyaaj tel makhaano bhajha 
cheerey, ache abaar GHOTI-GARAM;
special jhaalmuri o paaben boiki, saathe 
ek tukro naarkol, besh kochi o NARAM.
Masagram perolei paaben ghugni, 
deem seddho r SAATHE;
aar nin ek cup special lebu chaa, aar ki 
chaai mashai, rajokiyo byapar EKSAATHE.
Ei sab khete khete bujhtei paarben na, 
kakhan ei train dhuke gache DANKUNI; 
gambhir kanthoswar e bollen ek byakti, 
'Howrah dhuke jaabo praaye EKKHUNI'. 
Onekeyi jaanena Howrah station er 
aajob signal er khela, sobuj 
hote naaye onek SAMAY;
kato express train Howrah r mukh e 
ese hnaa kore daariye thaake, yatra r 
sesh ta motei noy ANANDAMAY.
Bally teh dekhi tuk kore uthe 
porlo ek badamwala, besh 
kabita r chhande katha BOLE; 
Asansol ba Raniganj e jerokom badaam 
paowa jaaye, laal khosha saho badaam, 
er theke ek packet na niley ki aar CHOLE.'"- Arindam Sain

ERA O EK PRAKAAR 'MIR ZAFAR' EE BOTE, TAAH HOCCHE BOIKI BESH SPASTO !!!

"BABLOO: 'Pakistan kano jwal pacchena, 
taai niye kichu lok er kano eto KASTO; 
era o ek prakaar 'Mir Zafar' ee bote, 
taah hocche boiki besh SPASTO.'

BABOOL: 'Oi meye ta abar bolchilo, 'kiser 
Bharat', meye ta ekdum TAARKAATA;
orey ke kothay chili takhan, maarte paarlini 
oi meye taar mukh e ekta JNHAATA.'

BABLA: 'Jakhan Hindu der ke oi 
Pakistani raa maarlo, takhan kothay 
chilo ei sab China r DALAAL;
Alimuddin Street e, aagey konodin ee 
urhto naa Bharat er jaatiyo pataaka, 
taai shunyo hoyeche aaj 'LAAL'.'

BALA: 'Aar ek kulangaar toh 
bolei fello je desh prem naaki 
taar kaache ekta BUJRUKI';
era ontoto Sofia der mato yoddha der 
theke shikuk je desh prem kaake bole, jato 
ee thakuk praan er JNHUKI.'"- Arindam Sain

PAKISTAN WILL DIE A NATURAL DEATH, WHAT A PITY !!!

"KHALSA LEADER: 'We want 
to see the United PUNJAB;
only under India, there will be Rachna, 
Bari, Bist, Jech and Sindh Sagar DOAB.'

BALOCH LEADER: 'Annex with 
India, the territories of Sindh 
and BALOCHISTAN.
Khyber Pakhtunkhwa people are influenced 
by the Taliban and China has indirect 
economic control on GILGIT-BALTISTAN.'

KHALSA LEADER: 'We will conquer 
Peshawar again just like Maharaja 
Ranjit Singh conquered in 1834;
time for sweet revenge of the mass 
killings of Sikh people during partition, 
the Punjab Lions are ready to ROAR.
we also want a separate state under 
India, just like BALOCHISTAN;
and this 'United Punjab' state 
will be renamed as KHALISTAN.'

BALOCH LEADER: 'With the blessing of 

Makkeswar Mahadev Shivling idol in Mecca, 
and with the support from Sindhi people, 

we will take full control of Karachi CITY;
The Indian Army must first conquer 
Lavpuri, the city of Ramputra Lav; blessing 
of Hinglaj Maata is also with us, Pakistan 
will die a natural death, what a PITY.'"- Arindam Sain

EI BISWASGHAATOK AAR BARBOR JAAT TAA EE JANO EI PRITHIBI R BUKEY SAB THEKE BARO ABHISAAP !!!

"JANGI: 'Ei kaapor khol, dekhi tor 
oita amader mato kaata NAAKI;
oho tor oita toh kaata noy, tahole toh 
bhai ei tour e, tui khub ee UNLUCKY.
Boudi kichu mon e korben na, 
muchey felun apnaar sithi r SINDUR;
ekhuni guli chalaabo, apnar 
swami chole jaabe bohu DUR.'

'MAHILA: 'Tomra ki bhabcho, 
je tomra  bneche JAABE;
tomader ke o Indian Army 
bahu dur e PATHAABE.
Tomra ee balo je eta haraam ota 
haraam, othocho prithibi teh 
tomra ee karo sab theke beshi PAAP;
tomader ei biswasghaatok aar 
barbor jaat taa ee jano ei prithibi r 
bukey sab theke baro ABHISAAP.'"- Arindam Sain

CREATING WEST BANGLADESH IS THEIR VISION !!!

"BABLOO: 'In West Bengal, 
26000 people became JOBLESS;
the corruption has ruined everything, 
the people of West Bengal are in MESS.'

BABOOL: 'The West Bengal Police 
are running away from minority 
community terrorists out of FEAR;
but these cops can kick the belly of 
the people who lost their jobs due 
to corruption, this case is very CLEAR.'

BABLA: 'To divert the case of 
corruption in SSC RECRUITMENT; 
are they playing the tricks to create riots 
in the name of 'Wakf Bill AMENDMENT'.'

BALA: 'I would rather blame the 
public of West Bengal, for their 
bad choice and worst DECISION;
someone said that Bengal is the border of 
Sri Lanka, such is the education level, maybe, 
creating West Bangladesh is their VISION.'"- Arindam Sain

KNAAKOR GULO SAMAY THAKTE THAKTE BHECHHE DILE, HOYTO BAATIL HOTONA OI CHAAL ER BASTAA !!!

"POLICE: 'Aapni ekta goyenda galpo 
likhte likhte, hotath gelen THEME; 
oi galpe lekha chilo lottery r katha, amra 
o besh saafolyo pelum maath e NEME.
Thamlen kano, jaa jaanen, likhun dekhini 
bhalo kore, sab kichu jaanuk SABAAI;
jaa abostha ekhane, chaturdike 
durniti, sudhu khaali khaai KHAAI.'

LEKHAK: 'Jakhan kono 
pratibaadi hoy AAKRANTO; 
apnaara toh kono kaaj ee koren na, 
taai paristhiti hoy othe ASHANTO.
Amake o toh maarte 
esechilo, diyechilo HUMKI;
apnara aaj obdi amar kora diary r 
bhitti teh kono byabostha niyechen KI ?'

POLICE: 'Naa aasole, bujhtei toh paarchen, 
din din baarche rajnoitik CHAAP;
dhaamachaapa o pore 
jacche kato PAAP.
Ki korbo bolun, amader o toh sangsar 
ache, paache badli kore daye onek 
dur e, royeche mon e seyi BHOY;
amader ke ekbaar anumoti dik na, dekhben 
chobbish ghanta e, dekhiye debo ki kore 
duskriti der ke thanda korte HOY.'

LEKHAK: 'Onek gaafilati toh achei, 
kono durniti ee jano dekhte paayena,
jano chokh e poreche CHHAANI;
ei bachar kintu sakal sampradaaye 
r maanush Ram Navami paalon 
koreche, jato ee dik na kano USKAANI.
Knaakor gulo samay thakte 
thakte bhechhe dile, hoyto baatil 
hotona oi chaal er BASTAA;
Bangabhoomi r sadharan maanush 
er parishram aar medha ki eto 
taa ee hoye gache SASTAA.'"- Arindam Sain

RCB WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST KKR ON 22.03.2025 !!!

"'Aaji ei Baaise March e, aathero 
boyesh hoilo tomaar, naai kono BHOY';
In 2025, IPL turns 18 with the melodious 
voice of Shreya Ghoshal at the 'City of JOY'.
For Hazlewood, the easy 
catch miss, was a SHOCK; 
but Hazlewood did succeed 
to get rid of Quinton de KOCK.
Rahane and Narine had a 
strong partnership of 103;
Krunal hunted KKR's middle 
order and ended at 29/3.
At Eden Gardens, in reply to KKR's 174;
both Salt and Kohli of RCB started to ROAR.
RCB won by 7 wickets and it looked 
a very easy run chase game in FACT;
and in this match, the skippers of both 
the teams made a good IMPACT."- Arindam Sain