I WILL MARRY A WOMAN WHO WILL TAKE KIDS AFTER MARRIAGE !!!

"WOMAN: 'I don't want to 

take kids after MARRIAGE;
I am a feminist, why should I become 

a mother in this modern AGE ?'

MAN: 'If this is the feminist theory, 
then to me, the word 'FEMINIST'; 
is just nothing at 
all but a BULLSHIT.
This is the reason why the number 
of surrogate mothers are on the RISE;
on the other hand, the increased numbers 
of sperm donors will also SURPRISE.'

WOMAN: 'You can have your baby 
with the help of any surrogate WOMAN;
I will not mind, I will also contribute 
some money as much as I CAN.'

MAN: 'Neither your age has 
crossed 45 nor are there any 
medical COMPLICATION;
I will marry a woman who will take kids 
after marriage, no more 'live in' with me, 
you change your living LOCATION.'"- Arindam Sain

RCB WON BY 6 RUNS AGAINST PBKS ON 03.06.2025 TO LIFT THE IPL TROPHY OF 2025 !!!

"In the Narendra Modi 
stadium, it was Red Vs RED;
who will sleep like a kid tonight
with the trophy at his BED !
IPL started in 2008, so this 
is the final match of IPL 18;
PBKS decided to bowl first and Phil 
departed when RCB's score was 18.
The jersey number of 
Virat Kohli is always 18;
what a valuable knock 
of 43 runs it has BEEN.
RCB could not score 200 due to good 
bowling by Arshdeep and JAMIESON;
190 runs can be chased down in 
Ahmedabad, so, the war was ON.
The 'Priyansh Porsche' 
came to a HALT; 
due to a stunning catch 
taken by Phil SALT.
On 03.06.2025, that is 
in the final match NIGHT;
Krunal Pandya emerged 
as the Dark KNIGHT.
Josh Inglis was in 
full 'Josh' and could have 
finished the match ALONE;
but, alas, Krunal Pandya 
hunted him, as the ball fell at 
the safe hands of LIVINGSTONE.
PBKS was still at the driving 
seat, but Bhuvneshwar Kumar, 
as usual, is a silent KILLER; 
The 'Bhuvi Blizzard' got rid of 
Nehal Wadhera and Marcus 
Stoinis to create a THRILLER.
It was too late, but, still a big 
round of applause indeed for that 
brave warrior, Shashank SINGH;
PBKS may have lost the final 
match just by 6 runs, but, 
Shashank played like a KING."- Arindam Sain

ALWAYS PRESS THE BUTTON, 'INSERT' !!!

"MANORAMA: 'Your life is 
going to make a big TURN;
don't invest in new assets too 
early, your hands may BURN.'

MANORANJAN: 'I don't 
know how to go SLOW; 
why to fear, when I know 
that this river is SHALLOW.'

MANORAMA: 'Adventure is safe, 
if and only if all the external 
forces are in your FAVOUR;
passion is good but should be carried 
out with smart decisions, it is not always 
necessary to taste all types of FLAVOUR.'

MANORANJAN: 'Without the execution 
of passion, life is boring and a 
boring life is like a DESERT; 
every adventure is good, when you have a 

sporting mindset, forget the 'Delete' button, 

always press the button, 'INSERT'.'"- Arindam Sain

MON TAA HOK FURFURE; JEEVAN TAA HOK BHAVAGHURE !!!

"Chokh er saamne 
saajsojja korbaar AAYENA;
amake ee dekhchi aami, 
aatma dhoreche BAAYENA.
Mon taa hok FURFURE;
jeevan taa hok BHAVAGHURE.
chaai naa daami upohaar, tomake 
kasto kore aaste hobena 'SANTA;
mon santusto holei holo, jutlei holo 
dui bela fyan bhaath baa PANTA.
Orey swaarthopor 
maanab jaati, paalabi 
kothay, prithibi ta je GOL;
tobu magaj dholai o maya r 
taan e, gora e galad dhora 
porena, taai eto GANDAGOL.
'Kurukshetra' r mato yuddha 
korbaar por, jakhan sainik 
shibir e neme aase KLAANTI;
ekmaatro takhan ee 
dekhi, je ubhay pakkho 
ee chaaye SHAANTI.
Sinduk toh seyi uttarsuri 
raa bhengei debe, jato ee 
ote laagano thaak CHAABI;
barong oto aagle na rekhe, 
jato taa paaro upobhog karo, 
aboshisto tuku koruk DAABI.
Niswaas chirotare bandho 
holei toh sab SESH;
taai anande bnaacho, mon 
er bhitore kiser eto KLESH."- Arindam Sain

PRINCESS PRAMILA O PRINCE PRIYOTOSH !!!

"RAJKUMARI: 'Hey Rajkumar, 
tomar hriday r 'prem kutir' e 
kano laagiye rekhecho TAALA;
'samudra jharh' hoye bole ki, jaahaj 
abaar jaayena samudre, thik ee jaaye 
boiki, kaajei hok naa abaar PREMLEELA.'

RAJKUMAR: 'Amar hriday r 'Prem Kutir', 
aami bujhbo ki korbo, tumi eto prashno 
kore, koro na amar kaan JHAALAPAALA; 
tumi ee toh sedin bolle, je, ei kaliyug e, prem 
bole aar kichu nei, hotath ki holo, abaar 
prem e porlo naaki, 'Princess PRAMILA'.'

RAJKUMARI: 'Kano ki hoyeche taate, 
prem e portei paari, meye ra prem e 
porlei bujhi, meyeder ee jato DOSH.'

RAJKUMAR: 'Aah ! aami abaar seta kakhon 

bollum, emni aktu anumaan korlum, taai 
bole rege giye korcho kano fnosh FNOSH.'

RAJKUMARI: 'Bhoy peyona, konodin jodi 
tomar amar chharachhari o hoye jaaye, 
aami chaaibona kono KHORPOSH;
ei kaliyug e, kono meye erokom protisruti 

debena, bhebe dakho, taai bindaas abaar 

prem e poruk 'Prince PRIYOTOSH'.'"- Arindam Sain

YEH PRAKRITI HEE TAIYE KARTI HAIN KAB KAHAN KAISE, KAISI HOGI AAP KI MIJAAZ !!!

"Tufan ke baad, aayi 
hain thodi THANDAK;
paidal chal raha hoon, 
sunsaan hain yeh SADAK.
Dur chali gayi tum, yeh dil kare koshish 
tumko bhoolne ki, aahista AAHISTA;
lekin dimaag ko yaad hain sab kuch, woh 
prem gali, woh adhura pyar ka RAASTA.
Mausam ki tarah pyar bhi badalta 
hain apni roop aur RANG; 
mayabi hain yeh duniya, kisi ko na pataa, 
kab kahan kaun rahega kis ke SANG.
Mohabbat kabhi kabhi phoolon ki tarah 
murjha jaati hain, lekin uski yaadein NAHI;
zindagi ki gaadi aise hee chalti raheti hain, 
yeh soch ke, kya tha galat aur kya tha SAHI.
Yeh prakriti hee taiye karti hain kab kahan 
kaise, kaisi hogi aap ki mijaaz, kabhi yeh 
dil baane fakir, toh kabhi baane RAJA;
yehi swarg hain, yehi narak hain, khaali 
nazariye ka fark hain, yehi milegi sajaa aur 
yehi khulegi khushiyon ka naya DARWAJA."- Arindam Sain

CHORD LINE LOCAL, TAAI THAAKE ONEKTAI FNAAKA !!!

"Chord line local, taai 
thaake onektai FNAAKA;
Bardhaman theke Howrah 
jete, laage maatro 25 TAAKA.
Shaktigarh theke train jaaye bneke, 
jato jaaye hote thaake KHAALI;
main line er sathe abar jaabe 
jurey, jakhan pouchobe BALLY.
Chord line ei kintu 
khaabar er BAAHAAR;
thaakte paarben na, 
naa kore ektu AHAAR.
Peye jaaben peyaaj tel makhaano bhajha 
cheerey, ache abaar GHOTI-GARAM;
special jhaalmuri o paaben boiki, saathe 
ek tukro naarkol, besh kochi o NARAM.
Masagram perolei paaben ghugni, 
deem seddho r SAATHE;
aar nin ek cup special lebu chaa, aar ki 
chaai mashai, rajokiyo byapar EKSAATHE.
Ei sab khete khete bujhtei paarben na, 
kakhan ei train dhuke gache DANKUNI; 
gambhir kanthoswar e bollen ek byakti, 
'Howrah dhuke jaabo praaye EKKHUNI'. 
Onekeyi jaanena Howrah station er 
aajob signal er khela, sobuj 
hote naaye onek SAMAY;
kato express train Howrah r mukh e 
ese hnaa kore daariye thaake, yatra r 
sesh ta motei noy ANANDAMAY.
Bally teh dekhi tuk kore uthe 
porlo ek badamwala, besh 
kabita r chhande katha BOLE; 
Asansol ba Raniganj e jerokom badaam 
paowa jaaye, laal khosha saho badaam, 
er theke ek packet na niley ki aar CHOLE.'"- Arindam Sain