Sunday, July 6, 2025

FOR THE SOCIETY, IT IS MALICIOUS !!!

"JAGAAI: 'When you find that 
your wife has become a CHEATER;
there is no need to waste too much 
money as well as quality time on HER.
Have a side girlfriend with whom you 
can secretly enjoy any type of INTIMACY;
and you will enjoy it more if you find 
a girlfriend who is like any 'DELICACY'.'

MAADHAAI: 'My wife doubts 
on me UNNECESSARILY; 
but, I have no girlfriend, 
my wife is so SILLY.
She does all those dancing reels 
and for the society, it is MALICIOUS;
I doubt for whom she uploads reels in 
social media, it is highly SUSPICIOUS.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, July 2, 2025

IF YOU TAKE DOWRY, THEN YOUR WIFE WILL ALWAYS BE COMPELLED BY HER PARENTS TO STAY IN HER HUSBAND'S HOUSE !!!

"POLICE: 'As the 'husband 
killing' cases are on the RISE; 
the husbands are now giving 
their wives, a SURPRISE. 
As there are cases of husband 
murder by their respective 
wife's lover one after ANOTHER; 
so the married men are deleting 
their wife's name and the new 
nominee is their MOTHER.'

LAWYER: 'Yes, because in many cases, 
the wife killed her husband so smartly 
that it looked like any ACCIDENT;
even there are cases, where a woman got 
all money as a nominee and even doing 
her husband's government job at PRESENT.
If getting divorce alimony is legal, then 
taking dowry is also legal, no matter, 
how poor or rich is your SPOUSE;
if you take dowry, then your wife will 
always be compelled by her parents 
to stay in her husband's HOUSE.'"- Arindam Sain

Saturday, June 28, 2025

WHY ARE THEY IN THE ADMINISTRATION, WHEN THEY CANNOT PROVIDE ANY WOMAN, THEIR FREEDOM, THEIR SECURITY SPACE !!!

"Once upon a time, in terms 
of women safety and security, 
Kolkata city was a HEAVEN;
but, nowadays, considering all these 
brutal incidents, Kolkata is turning 
out to be the heinous hell for WOMEN.
The question arises that 
what actually went WRONG; 
the answer is that the administration 
is callous and not at all so STRONG.
For the sake of vote bank politics, 
indirectly, the antisocial people 
have been given a FREE HAND;
but, ultimately, the administration 
is 
compromising with security aspects, 
and that they must UNDERSTAND.
Almost in the majority of cases, 
where a woman in Kolkata has 
been raped, killed or MOLESTED; 
there has been no severe punishment 
for the culprits, though for just the 
eye wash, they have been ARRESTED.
Probably, out of so much complacency, 
the administration is not giving 
respect to the majority MANDATE;
but, history repeats itself, where we 
have seen that the common people 
changes the administrator's FATE.
Even we have heard some shocking 
statements like, 'Why did she go there, 
she should have not gone to that PLACE'; 
then why are they in the administration, 
when they cannot provide any woman, 
their freedom, their security SPACE.
Change is constant and for a 
better world to live in, change 
is always a NECESSITY; 
The wheel of fortune of the callous 
administrator must turn upside down to 
make Kolkata again, the safest metro CITY."- Arindam Sain

Thursday, June 26, 2025

SADHARAN MAANUSH NOY, OI EK JON EE SAAMPRODAAYIK EBONG CHAARIYE O JACCHE BHANDAMI R MAATRA !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ogulo kaara re, misti r 
packet niye ghurche edik ODIK;
prasad er sticker laagiye bili korche 
bujhi, ekdom andaz korechi THIK'.

BABOOL: 'Oi dhop er prasad kheye 
nirghaat hobe pet KHARAAP; 
emon ki laagte o paare jaagrata 
bhagaban er ABHISAAP.'

BABLA: 'Amake jor kore 
haath e dhoriye DILE;
aami debo packet 
ta ke kothao FELE.'

BALA: 'Abaar ekta poster e 
dekhlam, je Urdu bhasha e 
lekha ache, 'Rath YATRA'; 
sadharan maanush noy, oi ek jon 
ee saamprodaayik ebong chaariye 
o jacche bhandami r MAATRA.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, June 22, 2025

USA IS AGAIN MAKING A MISTAKE, JUST LIKE THEY DID MANY YEARS BEFORE !!!

"USA: 'Our real war is against 
India, the emerging superpower 
nation which is again repeating 
the glorious ancient world HISTORY;
as the then Bangladesh government 
was helping India, we played a 
masterstroke and then captured an 
island, which is no longer a MYSTERY.
Still, the other Asian nations 
including China was fully 
trading with India, the economy 
of India looked STRONG;
then we utilised Pakistan, but, 
the way, India counterattacked 
the Pakistani terrorists camps, 
all our strategies went WRONG.
Now, we have planned 
to target Iran because it 
supplies India, so much 
of oil at a cheaper PRICE;
this is a superb diplomacy, 
as both Israel and Iran are 
good friends of India, so, for 
India, it will be a game of DICE.'

RUSSIA: 'USA administration 
always does a BLUNDER;
why USA is so greedy for oil, why 
USA always tries to PLUNDER.
China does not hate India so much 
than they hate USA, because in India, 
they have a great selling MARKET;
even North Korea and Vietnam may 
come out of their sleeping zone 
with counterattacking MINDSET.
USA tried to tame Russia 
by using Ukraine, but, when 
reality came out, even Ukraine 
doesn't like USA ANYMORE; 
don't rule out Japan, France, UAE 
and Germany, so by using Israel, the 
USA is again making a mistake, just 
like they did many years BEFORE.'"- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, June 18, 2025

YOU NEVER KNOW, MAYBE, THAT GIRL IS LIKE A POISONOUS SNAKE, AS SHE IS UNFAITHFUL !!!

"BABLOO: 'Don't get carried 
away when you see a 
girl who is BEAUTIFUL; 
you never know, maybe, that 
girl is like a poisonous snake, 
as she is UNFAITHFUL.'

BABOOL: 'Yes, recently the girls 
are getting married and then 
murdering their own SPOUSE;
we sometimes wonder what type of 
ethics, etiquette and education they 
have learned at their parents HOUSE.'

BABLA: 'The society started ruining 
when they made a rule that 
'Adultery is not a CRIME'; 
then for boys, why second marriage is a 
crime, when they are legalizing adultery 
into a marriage without wasting TIME.'

BALA: 'We are also stunned 
to see their type of choice of 
selecting their BOYFRIEND; 
their husbands were so handsome 
and well mannered, we don't know, 
maybe this is the new TREND.'"- Arindam Sain

Sunday, June 15, 2025

AFTER FACING A DOT BALL, SWING YOUR BAT TO HIT A SIX !!!

"COACH: 'Always rise up from 
the ashes like a PHOENIX;
after facing a dot ball, 
swing your bat to hit a SIX.'

CRICKETER: 'I always fear that 
I may get out at the next BALL;
I feel tensed while chasing 
any score even if it is SMALL.'

COACH: 'Do you know why 
the wicketkeeper sometimes 
does sledging from BEHIND;
it is also a type of warfare 
strategy, as your body functions 
in accordance with your MIND.
It is all about your practice, 
practice and practice to boost 
your SELF-CONFIDENCE;
when you have mastered the art 
to win wars, almost all the balls 
will clear the boundary FENCE.'"- Arindam Sain