INDIA WON THE ICC T20 WORLD CUP ON 29.06.2024 BY WINNING AGAINST SOUTH AFRICA BY 7 RUNS !!!

"It was the clash of 
two unbeaten TEAMS; 
it was the final match, 
not as easy as it SEEMS.
Oh ! Hitman, don't throw 
your wicket like a DICE;
in the final match on 29.06.2024
Keshav Maharaj strikes TWICE.
When India was struggling at 3/34;
Axar Patel came in, to ROAR.
Virat Kohli played the kingly 
knock when it matters the MOST;
de Kock sent back Axar who was 
reaching near half a ton ALMOST.
Out of India's 176; 
Virat alone scored 76.
It is very hard to understand
Bumrah's bowling TRICKS; 
Jaspreet broke through the defense 
to bowled out Reeza HENDRICKS.
Arshdeep repeated the 
same length and LINE;
and due to smart captaincy by Rohit, 
the de Kock had to depart at 39.
Suddenly, the Klaasen of 
South Africa changed the GEAR; 
and in the Indian camp, there was 
so much tension and FEAR.
Hardik silently hunted KLAASEN; 
and Bumrah simply stunned JANSEN.
Only one dangerous batter 
was at the crease and 
that was MILLER; 
but, what an outstanding acrobatic 
and smart catch taken by 
Suryakumar to end the THRILLER.
India won the ICC T20 World 
Cup 2024 final match by 
defending their score by 7;
Powerful performance by the entire Indian 
team and even Rahul Dravid celebrated it

so much as India won it after 2007."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED ENGLAND BY 68 RUNS ON 27.06.2024 !!!

"Guyana is a beautiful nation in 
between Venezuela and BRAZIL; 
on 27.06.2024, Rohit led from the 
front before being bowled out by ADIL. 
Rohit scored half a ton 
and Suryakumar got 
out by scoring 47; 
Hardik, Ravindra and Axar also 
contributed well, as a result, the 
scoreboard stopped at 171/7.
The reverse sweep can sometimes 
become a huge BLUNDER; 
as Axar felt so lucky by seeing 
the foolishness of BUTTER.
Bumrah went for the KILL; 
to bowled out PHIL.
Jos could 
only score 23; 
Axar also hunted Jonny and 
Moeen to end up at 3/23.
Sam and Chris were not 
watching Kuldeep's HAND; 
maybe, that's why, the line and 
length, they failed to UNDERSTAND.
Kuldeep even bowled out HARRY;
Jofrah looked in so much HURRY. 
Due to some late hitting by Archer, 
England could cross 100 runs 
and end up at 103;
India won the semi final match 
by 68 runs and Kuldeep had the 
best bowling figure of 19/3."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON BY 24 RUNS AGAINST AUSTRALIA ON 24.06.2024 !!!

"Tame him if you CAN; 
because he is the 'HITMAN'.
On 24.06.2024, Virat Kohli 
got out by scoring 0;
but, Rohit Sharma 
emerged as a SUPERHERO.
Rohit scored the fastest 
fifty of this ICC T20 World 
Cup 2024 TOURNAMENT;
he surely missed a ton by 8 runs, 
but, the way he batted, it was a 
pure classic ENTERTAINMENT.
Warner was not expecting 
such an OUTSWING;
Suryakumar did justice to that 
good delivery by Arshdeep SINGH.
To dismiss Marsh, it was 
Axar indeed who took 
an outstanding CATCH;
not only of Marsh, the Mr. Kuldeep 
also took the wicket of Maxwell and 
that was the turning point of the MATCH.
Once again, Head was becoming
the headache for the Indian team, 
but, Bumrah slowed down the PACE; 
after Head's dismissal, slowly and 
steadily, India defended 205 by 24 
runs to win the 'Super 8' round RACE."- Arindam Sain

GET MARRIED TO THAT GOVERNMENT SERVANT, FILE A FALSE 'DV CASE' TO MAKE HIM A SCAPEGOAT !!!

"GIRL: 'I went to give the personal 
interview with so much makeup, 
but all went in VAIN; 
as the interviewers asked tough 
questions, all my expenses in that 
beauty parlour went in DRAIN.
You are also unemployed and my 
parents are planning for my marriage 
with a government SERVANT; 
you must get a job so that you can 
marry me, at this moment, your 
employment is very IMPORTANT.'

BOY: 'It is not so easy to get 
a job so easily, but, I have 
an idea, you accept the 
proposal of this MARRIAGE; 
as there is a loophole in the Hindu 
Marriage Act, the 'DV' and 'Divorce' case 
is a very easy business for non working 
married women in this modern AGE.
Judges and lawyers are corrupted
nowadays and the courts are doing 
income only by extending the 
divorce cases UNNECESSARILY;
so, get married to that government servant, 
file a false 'DV case' to make him a 
scapegoat, but, don't do any intercourse 
without protection, don't be so SILLY.'

GIRL: 'Yes, nice idea, the divorce case 
will go on and on as with his money 
only, my lawyers will run the divorce 
case and do the legal BLACKMAIL;
even the people of the society will laugh 
at him and his family members as we 
girls are experts in playing the victim card, 

and secretly, our ship of love will SAIL.'

BOY: 'Yes, and you will give 
him the divorce immediately, 
when I will get a job in this TOWN;
but, remember one thing, that if I get a 

government job and if you do the same 

drama with me, I will gun you DOWN.'"- Arindam Sain

EI BHOLA, BNHAAR E KORE, KARRHA KORE ADAA DIYE, CHAAR TE CHAA DE DEKHINI, OI ALOO R CHOP ER SANGE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Jhargram theke 

Jalpaiguri via JALANGI; 
naa jaani lukiye ache 
kato Bangladeshi JANGI.
Amader rajyer police aar 
goyenda gulo din din hoye 
jacche ekkebare APODHARTO;
koi 'Special Task Force' er 
goyenda baa police raa toh jangi 
dhorte konodin o hoyna BYARTHO.'

BABOOL: 'Taah jamon Police 
Mantri, taar tamon ee police, 
e aar notun katha KI; 
bhaashan diyei vote peye 
jaaye, kintu kaaj er bela 
e, ek ek ta avatar er DNHEKI.
Odike vote er jonno daam bere gache, ei 

ta bole, kichu byabsaayi bhalo ee khelche, 
agnimulya hoyeche praaye sab AANAAJ;
bhablum, khorcha jakhan hocchei beshi, 
tahole maach ee khabo beshi kore, taai sabji 
r bodol e, kinlum beshi kore maach AAJ.'

BABLA: 'Khabor er kaagaz e 
porlam aaj, je katogulo 
parikkha hoye gache BAATIL;
ki din kaal elo maairi, ei prashno 
fnaash durniti te o, royeche 
shikkkak raa o SAAMIL.
Jaak baba, onekdin por e 
jhamjhamiye naamlo bristi 
ei dakkhin BANGE;
ei Bhola, bnhaar e kore, karrha 
kore adaa diye, chaar te chaa de 
dekhini, oi aloo r chop er SANGE.'

BALA: 'Uttar Banga r mato jodi 
ei bristi ekhane o chole LAGATAAR; 
tahole kintu kichu jaayege te hoyto 
nouko naamate hobe EIBAAR.
Graam er dike r nadi bnaadh gulo r 
katha toh cherei dilam, pourasabha gulo 
r nikaashi byabostha o besh BEHAAL;
pourasabha r kormi ra ki adou kaaj 
korche, taai jodi hoto, tahole jekhane 
sekhane jome thakto na eto JANJAAL.'"- Arindam Sain

YOUR LOVE TOWARDS ME IS PURE AND SUBLIME; IF I AM THE SODA WATER, THEN YOU ARE THE LIME !!!

"Your love towards me 
is pure and SUBLIME; 
if I am the soda water, 
then you are the LIME.
In true love, it is 
never too LATE; 
you just need to 
open the GATE.
Wise men say, 
'Love is BLIND'; 
foolish people say, 
'Gone with the WIND.'
Brain asks, 'why is 
such a romantic RUSH ?'
Heart answers, 'well, 
it is surely a CRUSH.
Weather can be 
rough and HAZY; 
but, we will still drive through it, 
as lovebirds are always CRAZY.
We wish that our love 
always remains ETERNAL;
even after several storms, the 
relationship must look VERNAL.
Don't cheat or LIE; 
don't let our love DIE.
Let's make everyday as a new 
day of love with no ENIGMA;
let the energy of romance 
erupt as if it is also a MAGMA."- Arindam Sain

INDIA DEFEATED BANGLADESH BY 50 RUNS ON 22.06.2024 !!!

"In Antigua, the place 
is North SOUND;
the game was on at the 
Sir Vivian Richards GROUND.
The 'Hitman' sang, 
'I want to break FREE'; 
but, due to poor timing of a 

shot, he could score only 23.

Rohit Sharma was sent back 
to the pavilion by SHAKIB;
both Virat and Suryakumar were 
hunted by Tanzim Hasan SAKIB.
The 'reverse sweep' shot is a weak 
point of Rishabh, that he must FIX;
it looked as if he threw away his 
wicket at his score of 36.
Dube understood that at this juncture, 
a partnership is an ESSENCE;
Hardik, as usual, knows how to break 
the opponent team's line of DEFENCE.
Not only Hardik scored half a TON;
but also took the wicket of LITTON.
Kuldeep took the 
wicket of TANZID; 
even sent back the 
good batter, TOWHID.
India defended 196 by 50 runs on 
22.06.2024, as Kuldeep did an 
excellent job with his 3/19;
then Bumrah and Arshdeep wrapped it up, 
surely, against Bangladesh, what a splendid
bowling performance it has BEEN."- Arindam Sain