VASANT WRITU KE ISH DIN MEIN, YEH BAARISH KYON HUI ACHANAK !!!

"'Vasant Writu ke ish din 
mein, yeh baarish 
kyon hui ACHANAK; 
yeh baarish ki boondein, 
yaad dilaati hain tumhari, 
aur mera dil bhi kare dhak DHAK.' 

'Ish mausam ko 
kyon deti ho DOSH; 
jab mujhe tum dekhte ho toh 
tumhare urh jaate hain HOSH; 
phir bhi tum 
kyon ho KHAMOSH; 
mard ho tum, aakhir dil mein saccha pyar hain 
toh jaagao woh sacchey pyar ki JOSH.'
 
'Tumhari yeh baatein sunney ke baad 
mera dil hua RANGOLI; 
ish Holi ke din, tumhari pitaji se tumhari haath 
maang lengey aur khelenge HOLI; 
dil mein jab saccha pyar hain toh 
khamosh bhi rahein aakhir kab TAK; 
Vasant Writu ke ish din mein, 
yeh baarish kyon hui ACHANAK.'" - Arindam Sain

INDIA DEFEATED AUSTRALIA BY 75 RUNS IN THE 2ND TEST OF PAYTM TEST SERIES OF 2017 !!!

"In the 2nd Test of Paytm Test Series of 2017, 
Indian team started off well with good batting 
but Lokesh Rahul fell 10 runs short of a TON; 
the Australian bowler who restricted India at 189 runs 
in 1st Innings by taking 8 wickets 
for 50 runs is Nathan LYON. 
In the 1st Innings, Australian batting line up 
dominated the show due to 
good batting by Renshaw and MARSH; 
but, the other Australian batsmen felt 
some difficulties as for them the 
spin bowling of Jadeja was too HARSH. 
In the 2nd Innnings, Indian team fought back 
due to Rahul, Pujara and Rahane to take as 
much lead as they COULD; 
despite facing some good bowling 
performances by the 
Australian bowler, Josh HAZLEWOOD. 
Australian batting line up got completely 
wrapped up at 112 runs only in 2nd Innings due to 
some good spin bowling by ASHWIN; 
with 2 more Test matches remaining, 
India fought back well to make the Paytm Test Series 
of 2017, 1-1 after such a fantastic WIN." - Arindam Sain

WHY THERE ARE SO MANY ILLEGAL CONSTRUCTIONS UNDER KOLKATA MUNICIPAL CORPORATION ?

"A CID OFFICER IN A DISGUISE OF A FRAUDSTER: 'Sir, I have heard 
that after demonetization of Rs. 500 and Rs. 1000 rupee notes, 
your house was raided by the officials of Income Tax DEPARTMENT; 
it means that you are also a 
corrupted person like me and that 
I-T raid was just a harsh COMPLIMENT. 
Sir, illegally, without any sanction from 
Corporation Office, how to make an illegal CONSTRUCTION ? 
Illegally, without any sanction from Corporation Office, 
how to have a drainage system and water CONNECTION ?' 
A CORRUPTED EXECUTIVE ENGINEER: 'The procedure is very simple; 
if you can bribe me and some of my colleagues 
with a huge amount of CASH; 
then we will throw all those 
legal papers regarding norms and procedures 
of Corporation Office in a TRASH.'  
A CID OFFICER IN A DISGUISE OF A FRAUDSTER: 'Fantastic! 
All your statements have been recorded in the form of a 
video footage in this hidden camera and I have to 
arrest you without any HESITATION;  
now, we are understanding why 
there are so many 
illegal constructions under 
Kolkata Municipal CORPORATION ?'" - Arindam Sain 

BOTH DELHI AND WEST BENGAL STATE MUST BE DECLARED A DRY STATE !!!

"In Delhi and West Bengal, the numbers of murders, 
extortions, molestations, sexual abuses 
and rapes are INCREASING; 
the drunkard anti-socials and drunkard 
rich spoilt brats are committing heinous crimes 
which is very alarming and SURPRISING. 
In Delhi, anywhere and at anytime, at any place, 
anybody can sexually abuse, molest, 
rape and murder a WOMAN; 
but, only candle lights march with a tagline of 'Nirbhaya' 
makes the News Headlines and the rapists roam around 
freely as every Delhite feels helpless as a 'COMMON MAN'.
If you die like a martyr at the Indo-Pak Border 
as a soldier, then as a resident of West Bengal, 
it is regarded as a DISCREDIT; 
but, as a resident of West Bengal, if you die by 
drinking alcohol, then in your savings account, you will 
get Rs. 5 lakhs as a reward as it is regarded as a big CREDIT.
When the Supreme Court has taken strict steps to shift 
several liquor shops from National Highways to reduce 
the sale and consumption of ALCOHOL; 
then why the government of Delhi and West Bengal is 
somewhat too supportive towards liquor shop owners 
to create a long term administrative LOOPHOLE ?
Both Bihar and Gujarat are dry due to 
Nitish Kumar and Narendra MODI; 
why Delhi and West Bengal are too alcoholic under the 
administrative powers of Mr. Arvind and DIDI?
To decrease the number of anti-social activities, 
rape and other crime RATE; 
both Delhi and West Bengal State 
must be declared as a dry STATE." - Arindam Sain

PRIVATE SCHOOLS IN INDIA ARE DOING BUSINESS IN THE NAME OF PROVIDING EDUCATION !!!

"HEADMISTRESS OF A SCHOOL: 'Your girl child is very 
bright and INTELLIGENT; 
after having an interview of you and your wife, we are quite 
satisfied about you and your wife's emotional QUOTIENT; 
by the way, your wife is just a housewife, 
but, what is your gross salary at PRESENT ?' 
FATHER OF A GIRL CHILD: 'Madam! I am just an employee 
of a reputed Nationalized Bank and living with my wife 
and daughter in a Bank Quarter on House RENT; 
we the employees of Nationalized Bank are not 
so high salaried staffs under the 
'Undertaking Umbrella' of Indian GOVERNMENT.' 
HEADMISTRESS OF A SCHOOL: 'Whatever it may be, 
the logic is very simple, this admission interview process 
of this girl child and her parents is just a timepass SESSION; 
this is a very reputed private school of Kolkata City, 
there is some extra cost associated with 
its brand value regarding ADMISSION; 
therefore, to get your girl child 
admitted in this school, 
you have to give Rs. 1 lakh as DONATION.' 
FATHER OF A GIRL CHILD: 'Madam! Are you indirectly trying 
to say that a child of a poor family will not become too 
highly literate in our Bharat NATION ? 
All the Members of Parliament must discuss 
about how to take some strict actions on this 
type of Private INSTITUTION; 
on this issue, 
there must be a Parliament SESSION; 
Indian Government gave 
so many lectures on 
black money and corruption after DEMONETIZATION; 
why that same Indian Government is silent on the corruption 
that is taking place as the Private Schools in India are doing 
business in the name of providing EDUCATION ?'"- Arindam Sain

KHUUBSOORTI-E-BOLLYWOOD !!!

"Woh Khubsoorti hee kya jisse 
dekhne ke baad naa ho NASHA; 
bahut saal pehle thi Madhubala, Nutan, 
Sharmila, Hema, Rekha aur ASHA;
kuch saal pehle thi Madhuri, Sridevi, 
Divya, Neelam, Katrina, BIPASHA; 
ab hain Priyanka, Deepika, 
Jacqueline, Alia, Yami, DISHA."- Arindam Sain 

URINATING IN PUBLIC PLACES IS A FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT IN INDIA !!!

"A TOURIST FROM SWITZERLAND: 'Hey, you, Indian Woman, 
you are urinating in an open place ! 
Are you not feeling ashamed? 
Are you not having any mentality of hygiene and DECENCY ?' 
INDIAN WOMAN: 'This is normal in India. 
Unlike in some developed nations, no one gets fined or jailed 
here for urinating in public places. Look at that man; he is doing potty 
in an open place; your EXCELLENCY ! ' 
A TOURIST FROM SWITZERLAND: 'Indian Government must take 
strict actions on those Indians who do potty or urinate in an open place 
to pollute the environment. 
Make strict rules to keep these idiot people TIGHT; 
otherwise, one day will come in India when these 
idiot people will proudly start saying, 
'In India, urinating in 
public places is a fundamental RIGHT'.'"- Arindam Sain