Monday, June 8, 2020

EKDIKEY MAARON VIRUS; AAR ONYODIKEY NEYI PORJAAPTO BUS !!!

"Ekdikey maaron VIRUS; 
aar onyodikey neyi porjaapto BUS. 
Ki behaal PARISTHITI; 
othocho chaai eksho shotangsho UPASTHITI. 
Madan aar Shobhan jodi 
aaj oi jaayega e THAAKTO; 
kobe eisab samasya r sab 
samadhan hoye JETO. 
Sakaal e office jete holey, bus stand e 
onekkhon dhore daariye THAAKA;  
bheerh e thashathaasi, dhakkadhakki, 
bus aar neyi je FAAKA. 
Ghaam jhorchey, sankraman o 
hoyto hocche, tobe bhalo ee 
gati teh ghurchey bus er CHAAKA; 
eikhaaneyi sesh noy, bhabhchen ki, bus er 
ticket er daam o bereche boiki, satti, 
kato je khorcha hocchey TAAKA. 
Office e giye o neyi shaanti, chokh taa 
choleyi jaaye office er deowaal ghori r DIKEY; 
jebhabeyi hok oi paanch taar sarkari bus 
ta dhorteyi hobe ekhan THEKEY. 
Bangabhoomi r sadharan maanush 
kintu ei Bangabhoomi sarkar er 
opor besh ASHANTUSTO; 
porjaapto porimaan e bus,
 raasta e naamle, nityajaatri der 
petey hoto na eto KASTO."- Arindam Sain

JAHAAN SE AAYA HAIN YEH ZEHER, WAHI HAIN ISH ILAAZ KI DABAAI !!!

"GABBAR: 'Yeh 2020 saal kab 
khatam hoga, kab hoga KHATAM'.

SAMBHA: 'Sarkar ! Ekdum sahi 
sawaal pooche hain aap EKDUM.'

KAALIA: 'Manushya jaati ko unke paapon 
ka dand de raha hain yeh prakriti, ish SAAL.'

SAMBHA: 'Sabkuch prakriti hee nahi kar 
raha hain; woh insaan dwaara tayiaar kiya 
huya virus ne toh chaaron taraf fayla 
ke rakha hain apna MAYAJAAL.'

GABBAR: 'Bahut siyaana laagta hain ! Aab 
hoga jung, haan haan, barabar jung HOGA.'

KAALIA: 'Jahaan se aaya hain yeh zeher, 
wahi hain ish ilaaz ki dabaai, aakhir 
kitne dino tak ish saach ko 
woh log CHUPAAYEGA ?'"- Arindam Sain

FOR EVERYONE, THE DEATH IS WAITING; WHAT FUN IS THERE IN LIFE WITHOUT FIGHTING !!!

'A VIRUS INFECTED PATIENT: 'I 
got QUARANTINED; 
and then after few days, 
I got HOSPITALIZED. 
The contagious virus attacked my 
body after a mild cough and COLD; 
if my case becomes too critical, I may 
also die, though, I am not too OLD.'

A CANCER PATIENT: 'Five years ago, they told 
me that I will live only for another three YEARS; 
but, I am still alive, because, I never lived my 
life with all those useless tensions and FEARS. 
For everyone, the 
death is WAITING; 
what fun is there in 
life without FIGHTING.'

HOSPITAL SWEEPER: 'I have been 
working in this hospital for so LONG; 
one day, you have to go far away from your 
beloved person, to whom you BELONG. 
Death is the ultimate truth, 
though, it sounds BRUTAL; 
but, whether you have lived a great life 
or not, that is more VITAL.'"- Arindam Sain

EI PRITHIVI R SAMASTA JEEVJANTU R KAACHEY, 'JEEVAN' ER AAREK NAAM, 'RANAKSHETRA' !!!

"JEEVAANU: 'Hey Maanav ! 
Aacho ki BNECHEY; 
dekhte ki paao amaare 
oi bibardhak KAANCHEY. 
Amaar theke khub ee 
saabdhaan e theko KINTU; 
kaaron ami khub taratari ee 
dekey aantey paari tomaar MRITYU.'

MAANAV: 'Hey Jeevaanu ! 
Tomaar o toh hoy MARAN; 
taai tomaake bhoy 
paabo kano AKAARAN. 
Mrityu toh aasbeyi ekdin naa ekdin, 
sarbakaal e, sarbajeev e ebong SARVATRA; 
ei prithibi r samasta jeevjantu r kaachey, 'Jeevan' 
er aarek naam, 'RANAKSHETRA'."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, June 7, 2020

THE STRATEGY TO CREATE 'BACKUP CITIES' IS QUITE FEASIBLE !!!

"HERMIT: 'Seabeds are 
heating up much rapidly than 
it was actually EXPECTED; 
therefore, frequent natural calamities 
like cyclones, depressions, tsunamis 
and earthquakes are highly PREDICTED.'

KING: 'Ok ! then we must also 
be well prepared to tackle those 
dangerous climatic CONDITIONS; 
our royal meteorological department is 
continuously monitoring the weather 
and making timely NOTIFICATIONS. 
Even, there must be rapid EVACUATIONS; 
as per the SITUATIONS.'

ROYAL MINISTER: 'Your Highness ! If it 
becomes too frequent, then each and 
every city of coastal areas must surely 
have its own 'backup CITY'; 
backups of database, server documents, 
administrative and financial documents 
must be kept at a city far away from 
coastal areas which is a NECESSITY; 
even entrepreneurs of the cities of the 
coastal areas will be given some financial help 
to open up their backup branches in the 
'backup cities' as early as POSSIBLE; 
the devastations have increased in the cities 
of coastal areas worldwide due to natural 
calamities, therefore, the strategy to create 
'backup cities' is quite FEASIBLE.'"- Arindam Sain

'LOCKDOWN' AAR 'QUARANTINE CENTER' KORLE TOMRAA; TOH PORIJAAYI SHRAMIK HISEBE KI DOSH KORLAAM AAMRAA !!!

"BABLOO: ''Lockdown' aar 
'Quarantine Centre' korle TOMRAA; 
toh porijaayi shramik hisebe 
ki dosh korlaam AAMRAA ? '

BABOOL: 'Nirbachan er thik aagey, 
era ee amader ke kore kato namaskar, 
amader takhan kato ee naa KADOR; 
aar ekhan ektu bhalo khabaar 
chaileyi bolche je sabai ke 
deowaa jaabena jamai ADOR.'

BAABLA: 'Er theke aar ekjon dherh 
bhalo, je ontoto nijey thekeyi khete 
daaye nokuldaana baa gur BATAASHA; 
ekta r por ekta praakritik biporjoy r 
jonnyo, ekhan je dekhchi 
charidikey sudhu ee HOTASHA.'

BALA: 'Ekhan ei kharap paristhiti teh, eta 
ekta bitarkito mantabya bote, taar opor 
porjaapto taaka kendra theke esechey, 
khaabar taa bhalo cheyeche maatro, 
chaayeni era roj maach MAANGSHO; 
Sarada aar Rose Valley teh oneker ee hoyeche 
khoti, tarpor elo virus, tarpor elo jharh, tarpor 
ration card durniti; taao eder lootpaat 
thaameni, era toh dekhchi Bangabhoomi ke 
koreyi debe DHANGSHO.'"- Arindam Sain

DUE TO EGOISM, SUSPICIOUS MINDS AND POSSESSIVENESS; THE LOVE BIRDS PROVIDE ANY OUTSIDER, A GOLDEN CHANCE !!!

"GIRL: 'Whenever you are not with me, I 
feel insecured as you are quite HANDSOME.' 

BOY: 'Though, I am quite surprised to 
hear this, but, it sounds AWESOME.'

GIRL: 'You may be thinking that 
I am somewhat too POSSESSIVE; 
but, some girls do snatch boyfriends of 
other girls even by remaining PASSIVE.'

BOY: 'I am not understanding 
your snatching theories at ALL; 
this is love relationship, not a game of 
footballers to tackle and snatch FOOTBALL.'

GIRL:'But, in reality, I have seen 
these things HAPPENING; 
and all love relationships look so 
sweet and romantic at its BEGINNING.'

BOY: 'No one snatches any 
love bird from the other 
love bird in love and ROMANCE; 
but, due to egoism, suspicious minds and 
possessiveness; the love birds provide any 
outsider, a golden CHANCE.'"- Arindam Sain