WE KNOW HOW TO GIVE THEM THE BEST LIFETIME AND MEMORABLE TREATMENT !!!

"JOURNALIST: 'Almost all the 

political parties are giving the slogan 

that a dangerous game will be PLAYED; 

so, what will be your strategies so that in 

the polling booths, no major disturbances 

take place to get the voting process DELAYED.'

SOLDIER OF INDIAN ARMY: 'Basically, in 

these cases, the Presiding Officer has the 

full power of the administrative ROLE; 

so, sometimes, we remain as silent 

spectators only, despite witnessing 

any type of disciplinary LOOPHOLE.'

JOURNALIST: 'Any election in 

Bangabhoomi has always 

been so VIOLENT; 

it is quite shameful and 

due to too much politics, the 

victims feel terrified and remain SILENT.'

SOLDIER OF INDIAN ARMY: 'If the 

Election Commission provide us some 

kind of free hand to administer the situation 

after some new and necessary AMEMDMENT; 

then, no matter how many goons and 

anti-socials try to create disturbances, 

we know how to give them the best lifetime 

and memorable TREATMENT.'"- Arindam Sain

CHELE RAA EE KINTU BHALO RAADHUNI HOY, BHEBONA AMADER KHUB CHOTOKHAATO !!!

"KHOKHABABU: 'Ruti gulo je praaye 

sab ee kore felecho AADHPORRA; 

aiyee toh noy, sattyi katha taa bollum 

bole, hoye galo tomaar mukh GOMRRAA.'

KHUKUMONI: 'Uuh, ekhan jatto dosh 

amaar, oi ruti gulo thik gol gol kore 

beltey paaroni, taai bodhoy sekhte 

giye, gache PURREY; 

tobe rewaazi khaasi maangsho r 

jhol ranna korte bolleyi dekhi, 

bhalo ee dwaittyo niye naao, 

takhan aar thaako na tumi KNURREY.'

KHOKHABABU: 'Aajker ektu 

onyorakam kichu koraa JAAK; 

'Gowardhan' gaaowaa ghee aar 'Amul' 

maakhan oi baati teh meshaano THAAK. 

Ebaar oi ghee aar maakhan er 

mishran ke unoon e bosiye, 

goliye kore daao ekdum TARAL; 

tarpor kaancha rewaazi khaasi r maangsho 

gulo oi taral e chubiye naayo bhalo kore, 

er por er paddhati o besh SARAL.'

KHUKUMONI: 'Eki go, karrha teh 

ek knaari 'Patanjali' gaaowa 

ghee diley DHELEY; 

aada, rosun aar piyaaz er saathe, 

ei kaaju posto baata taa, kamon 

jano laagche GOLMELEY. 

Maa go Maa, aar paarine, 

kaancha lanka aar pudina diye 

oita abaar kirokom chaatni BANAALE; 

etto sab meshaccho, dekho baapu, 

kaal abaar office jeti hobe tomaake, 

pet jano kharaap naa hoye, eisab KHELE.'

KHOKHABABU: 'Ruti sekhbaar 

samay toh 'TV Serial' er 

dikeyi chilo CHOKH; 

aar aami ranna korte eleyi, 

takhan dekhi tomaar eidikeyi 

baare beshi JHONKH. 

Baaje naa bokey, garam masla 

taa besh bhalo kore BAATO; 

chele raa ee kintu bhalo raadhuni hoy, bhebona 

amader khub CHOTOKHAATO.'"- Arindam Sain

WHENEVER I VISIT THIS HILLY AREA, I REALLY ENJOY THE ROMANTIC AMBIENCE AND FRESH AIR !!!

"BOY: 'Whenever I visit this 

hilly area, I really enjoy the 

romantic ambience and fresh AIR; 

and you look so beautiful 

indeed with your long 

black silky HAIR; 

in the balcony of this cottage 

at the top of the hill, I love to sit 

on this special wooden CHAIR; 

after coming to your village area every 

weekend, as per your feedback, 

maybe, I look so DEBONAIR.'

GIRL: 'For how many more days, 

we will meet each other secretly 

like this, what is there to HIDE; 

when it is true love and 

the romance is pure, then 

it is the time to DECIDE; 

that when can we start 

our fantastic journey of our 

love relationship with a joy RIDE; 

I live alone here with my old granny, and 

on weekdays, I really miss you, when I 

don't find you sitting by my SIDE.'"- Arindam Sain

MAANDHAATA R AAMOL ER SOFTWARE, BEHAAL LINK, KOM STAFF, SABMILIYE EKKEBAARE BHAANGA JAHAAJ !!!

"E je kaake dilo seshmesh 

arthaneeti r RAJPAATH; 

jwaalani r daam o baarche, abaar 

keteyo jacche jungle er gaach er KAATH. 

Ekjon khacche gorrha e, 

aar ekjon aaga e, bhugchey 

seyi MADHYABITTA; 

desh er arthaneeti chuloy jaak, 

sabai je dekhi oi bekaar 

nongra rajneeti teyi MATTA. 

Er saathe taakey jorey, 

taar saathe EKEY; 

sab je ek ee goyaal er goru, apnaar 

mulyabaan vote taa tahole deben KAAKEY. 

Nirbachan er aagey kato ee naa 

rango eder, maatro paanch taaka e, 

keyu dicche bhaath er saathe deem, 

toh keyu dicche bhaath er saathe MAACH; 

shulko baariye bhortuki debaar ki 

je maane, ki jaanu baapu, otirikto saar 

diley kintu sudhu pokaa ee morena, 

morey jaaye boiki onek GAACH. 

Aar rastrayatto bank gulo r hotath 

sangjuktikaran dekhle, mon e hoteyi 

paare, je binaa megh ei bujhi porlo BAAJ; 

maandhaata aamol er software, 

behaal link, kom staff, sabmiliye 

ekkebaare bhaanga JAHAAJ. 

Abaar utheche huzoog, je, 

katogulo rastrayatto bank er 

korte hobe BESARKARIKARAN; 

oi itihaas er paatagulo e, kano 

'Mohammad bin Tughluq' eto bikkhyaato 

chilo, sabaar kintu jaana ache seyi KAARAN. 

Praaye sab sarkaari sansthagulo ke 

besarkaari kore diye, jakhan Sarkar 

nitey chaaiche naa kono DWAAITYA; 

taahole pore r nirbachan e, vote er 

maddhyam ei, sarkari kormi raa raakhbena 

ei Sarkar er kono ASTITWA."- Arindam Sain

NOWADAYS, TO IMPROVE NET OPERATING PROFITS, PSU BANKS HAVE TO BE SMART AND BOLD !!!

"BABLOO: 'Nowadays, to improve 

net operating profits, PSU Banks 

have to be smart and BOLD; 

by putting certain amount 

in defaulter's savings account 

on automatic HOLD.' 

BABOOL: 'If no interest is paid in 

loan account for 60 days, then, 

from the savings account, there 

must be automatic DEDUCTION; 

even in 'Lok Adalat' and 'SARFAESI' cases, 

the staffs of local courts must fully 

cooperate with banks as per their 

powers under their JURISDICTION.'

BABLA: 'Restriction on third party 

cash deposit at FBC points will 

indirectly solve the branch level 

cash deposit DEFICIENCY; 

due to cash handling charges 

and other taxes on cash transactions, 

the cashless economy will 

bring more EFFICIENCY.'

BALA: 'Once a savings account is 

opened, the Passbook, ATM Card 

and Chequebook must be directly 

delivered to customer's ADDRESS; 

the password of ATM card to be generated 

by OTP at ATM center by the customer and 

automatic service charges to be deducted 

to improve the BUSINESS.'"- Arindam Sain

MOHUN BAGAN THRASHED EAST BENGAL BY 3-1 ON 19.02.2021 !!!

"On 19th February 2021, in the Derby match, 

the East Bengal goalkeeper was too BUSY; 

as to tame Roy Krishna and 

David Williams is not so EASY. 

Though, the touches 

were SMALL; 

but, Roy Krishna gave 

the lead in Derby FOOTBALL. 

To a long throw from an East Bengal 

player, Tiri's header to score an 

own goal was a silly MISTAKE; 

Bright kept on attacking, but, 

the defensive strategy of 

Mohun Bagan was never at STAKE. 

David Williams made 

it 2-1, and then, Javi 

hammered the last NAIL; 

Mohun Bagan thrashed East Bengal by 3-1, 

and Roy Krishna once again emerged as 

a Hero, without any FAIL."- Arindam Sain

VIDYA O BUDDHI THAAKLE, JE KONO PARISTHITI TEH, BADLAANO JAAYE BHAGGYA !!!

"SHISHYA: 'Keyu ekbaar o 

porashona korte bolena 

aajker DINEY; 

sab boigulo ee baa 

kano Maa Saraswati r murti r 

paashe rekhey diyi ke JAANEY. 

Maa Saraswati r aashirvaad peley 

ki Maa Lakkhi regey jaan naaki, 

ei prashno o je jaage MON E; 

dhan o daulat baro, 

naa vidya o buddhi baro, 

ei maanav JIBON E.'

GURU: 'Vidya o buddhi ee baro, 

kaaron er jonnyo kete jaaye mon er 

bhetor er ahetuk o adrishya BHEETI; 

ei vidya o buddhi bojaaye raakhte 

sekhaaye amader oitihyo, 

parampara ebong SANSKRITI. 

Vidya o buddhi thaakle, 

je kono paristhithi teh, 

badlaano jaaye BHAGGYA; 

dhan o daulat thaakleyi toh aar 

howaa jaayena sukhi, taar jonnyo 

korte hoy vidya arjan er JAGGYA.'"- Arindam Sain

BUT, STILL, WHY YOU GUYS ARE STUCK WITH A VERSION WHICH IS SO OLD !!!

"RAMESWARI: 'We were not aware of the 

fact that the Bancslinc CBS software 

used by 'Allahabadians' was so UPDATED; 

as now the 'Indians' will have to provide 

services in all the regions, so, it is time to 

upgrade those software which are OUTDATED. 

Also, the number of branches 

as well as customers have 

increased as on DATE; 

as many branches are in 

remote rural areas, therefore, 

many customers are still ILLITERATE.'

RAMPRASAD: 'We always had 

a diversified portfolio whereas 

you guys always focused more 

on loans against GOLD; 

so many easy and customized 

user friendly upgradation was done 

in our CBS, but, still, why you guys are 

stuck with a version which is so OLD. 

In metro areas, customers 

went digital, but in rural areas, 

they still rely and feel more confident 

to get services from branch level ITSELF; 

but, in your old version, there are so much 

redundancy, overrides, frequent patch run, so, 

will it not hamper customer services, you ask 

this question to YOURSELF.'"- Arindam Sain

KANO EKTA YUVAK KE AAMRA HARALAAM; BODHOY TAAI JONNYO EE CHATURDIKE PRATIBAAD KORTE NEMECHE 'BAAM' !!!

"Kano ekta yuvak ke 

aamra HARALAAM; 

tobe ki police er maar er 

jonnyo ee, maara galo 'Maidul ISLAM'. 

Bodhoy taai jonnyo ee chaturdike 

pratibaad korte nemeche 'BAAM'; 

taai taara raasta e nemey janacche 

taader proyaato comrade ke, 'Laal SALAAM'. 

Annyay er biruddhe 

larai ke jaayena rokhaa, 

jato ee maaruk DAANDA; 

sadharan maanush e raa gorje 

uthche, taai ki bhoy pacche 

oisab 'Cut Money' khaowa GUNDA. 

Hoyto 'Laal Brigade' er vote 

sankhya gache KOMEY; 

kintu comrade raa ekhano larai 

korte jaane, jaayeni taara DOMEY. 

Uchit shaasti chaai, 

taai hok ei mrityu r 

sathik TADANTA; 

praaye sabai prashno korche, 

jeh Bangabhoomi teh kobe 

abaar firbey GANATANTRA."- Arindam Sain

PEHLE TEH 'ALLAHABADIAN'; AAB HUYE 'INDIAN; 'EMPOWER' KA DIN KHATAM; AAB DEKHTE HAIN 'INDOASIS' MEIN KITNA HAIN DUM !!!

"RAMPRASAD: 'Pehle teh 'ALLAHABADIAN'; 

aab huye 'INDIAN'; 

'Empower' ka 

din KHATAM; 

aab dekhte hain 'IndOasis' 

mein kitna hain DUM.'

RAMESWARI: 'Maana ki 

muskil hain BHULAANA; 

joh tha anokha, dildaar, 

dumdaar aur PURAANA. 

Par ek naye umang ke saath, 

zaroor accha laagega tum 

logon ko, hamaara yeh 

'Indian' GHARAANA; 

haathon se miley hain haath, 

chalna hain bahut dur ek saath, 

yaadgaar aur shaandaar baanega 

hamaara yeh YAARANA.'"- Arindam Sain

DUTO HOLUD MAANEYI TOH LAAL; SUNDARBAN ER BAAGH SAANTAAR KAAT TEH JAANE, JATO EE KAATUK ORA KHAAL !!!

"Khelbo football, goal 

debona, taai kakhano HOY; 

oi dal er goalkeeper taai 

peyeche khub BHOY. 

Kaajer belaaye 

ekkebaare ASTHARAMBHA; 

kakhano kore gheu gheu, 

kakhano kore hamba HAMBA. 

Maajhmaath e dhundumaar 

larai hocche GURU; 

ebaar hobe ekta r por 

ekta goal kora SHURU. 

Jato ee duaarey duaarey 

koruk ora JOGAJOG; 

besh bujhte paarche je 

ebaar kapaal e royeche DURBHOG. 

Duto holud 

maaneyi toh LAAL; 

Sundarban er baagh saantaar 

kaat teh jaane, jato ee kaatuk ora KHAAL. 

Jekhaankaar lok e raa, khete bhaalobashe 

chaal bhajha, chola bhajha, paanta bhaath, 

morla maach er tok aar kaancha LANKA; 

seikhaaneyi kintu Bhagaban Vishnu r avatar 

der prati royeche ogaadh bhakti, aar oikhaan 

thekeyi barosharo parivartan er AASANKA. 

Shaak diye aar 

katodin dhekey 

raakha jaaye MAACH; 

samay mato jal naa diley, 

morey jaaye boiki sanghatan er 

notun chaara GAACH."- Arindam Sain

GIVE MORE IMPORTANCE TO THE PERFORMANCE RATING FOR EVERY NEXT YEAR BUDGET ALLOCATION !!!

"ROYAL RESEARCHER: 'Based on the 

performance rating, rankwise Odisha, 

Telangana and Delhi are top three 

performing states in the COMPETITION; 

the state government of these three states 

believes in speed and six sigma strategy, so 

that, with realistic feasibility, the project teams 

succeed in timely project COMPLETION.'

ROYAL STRATEGIST: 'The 'Project 

Completion Report Card' (PCRC) of all 

states must be displayed in Central 

Government website so that the other state 

governments get some MOTIVATION; 

Odisha cooperates the most with the 

Central Government, Telengana ensures 

a good working environment and Delhi 

believes in cost cutting measures of 

projects with some INNOVATION.'

HERMIT: 'Your Highness ! though 

these three states are politically, 

in respect to the Central Government, 

are actually in OPPOSITION; 

but, due to their fruitful cooperation 

with the Central Government, today, 

in terms of overall development, 

their states are in good POSITION.'

KING: 'From now on, we must issue 

a new circular to give more importance 

to the performance rating for every 

next financial year budget ALLOCATION; 

no matter, in whichever political party they 

belong to, if they perform well, we will provide 

more monetary support for projects to transform 

India into a super power NATION.'"- Arindam Sain

PARI, O PARI; EI MAAJHI ABAAR TAIRI; BAAITEY AMADER PREM ER TARI !!!

"Pari, o PARI; 

ei maajhi abaar TAIRI; 

baaitey amader prem er TARI. 

2020 saal er Saraswati 

Pujo e pratham DEKHA; 

taarpor dujon er hriday 

ke aar jaayeni ROKHA; 

ei bhalobasha e, bhalo ee chilo 

ushnota, jato ee choluk baidyutik PAAKHA. 

Pari, o PARI; 

ei maajhi abaar TAIRI; 

baaitey amader prem er TARI. 

Taarpor 2020 saal ei, elo 

sarbanaashi 'Corona', ek prokaar er 

kaaragaar ee hoye galo sabaar BAARI; 

amader shaaririk durattwo baarlo, jato ee 

hok naa kano video call, oi mobile phone e, 

taarpor kano jaanina, tumi kore diley AARI; 

abaar aasche 2021 saal er Saraswati Pujo, 

sab raag bhuley giye, aasbe naaki aabaar 

oi din e, pore seyi sundar neel SAREE. 

Pari, o PARI; 

ei maajhi abaar TAIRI; 

baaitey amader prem er TARI."- Arindam Sain

BOLD BANGAALI AUR BIHARI BEAUTY !!!

"BOLD BANGAALI: 'Mon e mon e 

bhabchi aami, je, eito tomaar saathe 

kodin aageyi holo pratham DEKHA; 

tarpor holo modhur prem, 

aar aaj tomader baarite bosey 

khacchi ami litti CHOKHA. 

Sattyi ee Bajrangbali r bhakta 

ebong ekta paalowaan o 

botey tomaar KAAKA; 

aar tomaar baba ke toh ei 

boyesh e o besh komboyeshi ee 

laage, ektaa o chul noy PAAKA.'

BIHARI BEAUTY: 'Humreh ghar mein, sab ne 

kiya hain tumko pasand, par humne, ee baat 

naa bataayi, ki tum ho bahut hee CHAALU; 

par shaadi ke baad, tumhre upar aayegi 

zimmedaari, kahi sirf ho naa jaana, 

sahed chakhnewala kaamchor BHAALU. 

Aaj ee litti chokha, humne 

pehli baar khud se banaayi 

sirf tumhre KHAATIR; 

zindagi mein pehli baar joh 

kisi ne dil chura liya hamaar, 

maar ke pyar ka TEER.'"- Arindam Sain

IT WAS NEITHER FLOP NOR SUPERHIT; AS THE 'BUDGET 2021' BECAME DEFENSIVE DUE TO 'FISCAL DEFICIT' !!!

"BABLOO: 'It was neither 

flop nor SUPERHIT; 

as the 'Budget 2021' became 

defensive due to 'Fiscal DEFICIT'. 

Many reforms and 

bold steps got DEFERRED; 

though, the focus on creating 

new highways have been PREFERRED.'

BABOOL: 'The pandemic situation has 

its own impact, so, this 'Budget 2021' 

had to focus more on human HEALTH; 

the existing taxation system has not been 

disturbed at all, as in 2020, the common 

people failed to increase their WEALTH.'

BABLA: 'Are they giving 

an option, 'Either merge 

or get PRIVATIZED'; 

'FDI in all sectors is a 

profitable strategy', is what 

they have smartly ADVERTIZED. 

Long term planning has been 

chalked out for improving 

the INFRASTRUCTURE; 

also, raising the 'Minimum Support Price' 

and implementing 'Mandi Modernization' 

will surely boost any type of AGRICULTURE.'

BALA: 'Why cess got imposed on 

agriculture sector and how any 'Asset 

Reconstruction Company will OPERATE; 

new types of employment will get generated, 

but will 'Disinvestment' indirectly help 

RBI to reduce the 'Repo RATE. 

As if it is a football 

league, where last two 

teams will be RELEGATED; 

instead of borrowing, they are selling shares 

to raise money for fund allocations, and many 

Corporate CEOs felt ELATED.'"- Arindam Sain