KESHTO R CHELE DEKHTE GALO BISHTU R MEYE KE !!!

"Bollen Bishtu Babu, 'Apnaar chele r ki RAASHI?'

Uttar dilen Keshto Babu, 'Janina, tobe amraa sudhumatro

rakto porikkha korteyi BHALOBASHI.'

Jiggesh korlen Bishtu Babu, 'Koi dekhi apnaar chele r KUSTI?'

Rege giye bollen Kesto Babu, 'E sambandha asambhab.

Amra ekhan uthi. Apnaader toh dekchi besh kusanskaracchanna GUSTI,

tar opor apnaar meye ki rogaa, shorir e jano nei kono PUSTI.'"-Arindam Sain

GOOD SALARY STRUCTURE OF CENTRAL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES MAY REDUCE CORRUPTION !!!

"Due to poor salary structure, the character of

many Central Government employees became UNPREDICTABLE,

as they started taking bribes

by keeping their hands under the TABLE.

To reduce corruptions, Indian Government created

a healthy salary STRUCTURE.

Now, if any Central Government Employee gets caught for taking bribes,

then that corrupted person will lose the job

and in society, that person will have a prestige PUNCTURE."-Arindam Sain

MEDICINE SHOPS ARE ALWAYS DOING PROFITS !!!

"When a medicine shop owner is not giving

at least 10% discount on any MEDICINE,

then that medicine shop owner

is indirectly committing a SIN,

because the marked price of medicines are too inflated and people are compelled

to buy the medicines at that inflated price to stay healthy and FIT;

that's why; you will hardly find any medicine shop in India

which is not doing a healthy PROFIT."- Arindam Sain

KASHMIR WILL REMAIN AS A REGION OF INDIA !!!

"Communists raa bolche jeh Pakistan ke diye deowa hok KASHMIR,

taara tahole eta o boluk jeh Pakistan e feroth jaak Shahrukh, Salman aar AAMIR.

Kashmir er shikkito swadeshi lokera bojaaye raakhte chay Hindusthani KASHMIRIYAT,

kintu Kashmir e nana rakom er jhamela r pechone ache Pakistani HURRIYAT.

Kashmir ke swarga rajya baaniyechilo Dogra ebong Kashmiri Pandit der BANGSHO,

kintu oi Pakistani gulo Kashmir e dhuke koreche kato ki DHANGSHO!

Kashmir er paashe sabsamay er jonne ache Bharat SARKAR,

Pakistan er sab chestaa ee hoyeche BEKAAR.

Kashmir e ebaar hobe Dogra ebong Kashmiri Pandit der PUNARBAASAN,

tobeyi toh firbe Kashmir e abaar sei purono swarga rajyer SUSHASAN.

Communist raa toh bhabishyat e eo bolte paare

jeh Bangladesh ke diye daao PASCHIMBANGA.

Se je jaai boluk naa kano,

Kashmir chilo, ache ebong chirokaal thakbe Bharat er abiccheddyo ANGA."-Arindam Sain

FUTSAL 2016 IN INDIA !!!

"Naa ache Mohun Bagan er paal tolaa nouko,

aar naa ache East Bengal er MASHAAL;

ei mini football khela hocche indoor stadium e teh,

khela taar abaar ador kore naam rekheche FUTSAL!

Maath taa ektu chotto MATO,

taar moddhei abasorprapto football taraka raa dekhacche kaayeda KATO!"-Arindam Sain

EITHER PERFORM OR RESIGN !!!

"Kendra mein MODI,

Bengal mein DIDI,

kaam khatam karo jaldi JALDI.

Mantri hoke nahi karoge KAAM,

toh hataa diye jaayoge ush mantripad se, aur chitti pe likha rahega, RAM RAM"-Arindam Sain