Friday, July 29, 2016

SUSHANTA DAA R SMARTPHONE !!!



"Mobile phone er
company r naam holo HTC,
aar sei company r mobile handset kiney amader
Sushanta daa shikhche smartphone er A,B,C.
Notun smartphone kiney amader
Sushanta daa r mukhey ki HAASI,
kichu din jetey daao Sushanta daa,
oi smartphone taai tomaar laagbe BAASI,
tumi ee takhan abaar bolbe je ebaar
abaar ekta notun smartphone kiney niye AASI,
ete etaai promaan hoye je aamra manush e raa sab samay
notun aar unnato electronic gadget pete BHALOBASHI."-Arindam Sain

PSU BANK MANAGERS ARE SUFFERING TOO MUCH NOWADAYS !!!



"Loan naa doh, toh khaao GAALI,
loan jab NPA ho jaata hain, tab recovery mein jaa kar bhi khaao GAALI.
Aab toh woh din sirf baaki hain jab Bank wale bann jaayenge KABALI,
hey bhagwaan, bank ki naukri mein kahan gayi woh khushi aur HARIYALI?"-Arindam Sain

Thursday, July 28, 2016

TRADE UNIONS ARE AGAINST PSU BANK MERGER POLICIES OF INDIAN GOVERNMENT !!!



"Indian Government wants to merge
many PSU Banks to increase CAPITAL,
but trade unions are against these
merger policies and are going for All India HARTAL.
Indian Government forces PSU Banks
to disburse high value Corporate ADVANCES,
and the big defaulter like Vijay Mallya is having good times
with hot bikini babes while having break DANCES.
All India Strike must be for several days
on a continuous BASIS.
Merging of PSU Banks will improve Indian Economy!
Oh! My God! Indian Government is surely dreaming about an OASIS!"-Arindam Sain

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

ADOR ER BAANDOR !!!



“Amader samay poraa naa paarle 
shikshak raa bejaaye petato DHOREY,
Taai toh amra porashona kore hoyechi maanush; 
garbo kore bolchi jorey JOREY.
Poraa naa paarle ekhan kaar kono shiskshak
 jodi kono chatro ke MAAREY,
tahole sei chatro r baba maa naache, 
aar media channel er TRP Rating BAAREY,
ore shikshak, porashona r nikuchi koreche, 
agey tui tor chaakri BAANCHAREY.
Chotto chotto chele meyeder diccho mobile, 
diccho pocket MONEY,
Baarey; samaj e dekhate hobe naa hi-fi status! 
Tomaar ki matamat, HONEY?
Sab buro boyesh e korche biye, taai matro ekti kore santaan,
 aar se pacche katoi naa ADOR,
Kintu ei otirikto bhalobasha peye era je asole 
tairi hocche ador er BAANDOR.”-Arindam Sain

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

INDIA WINS FIRST TEST MATCH OF INDIA VS WEST INDIES TEST SERIES IN 2016 !!!



"2016 teh Bharat bonaam West Indies er Test Cricket Series holo SHURU.
Anil Kumble hoyechen Bharatiya Cricket Dal er notun GURU.
Matro 281 ball khele 200 run korlen VIRAT,
taar batting er kayda kanoon sona r matoi khaanti, ekebaare 24 CARAT.
100 run korlen RAVICHANDRAN,
aar Shami r bowling er daapat er jerey West Indies ke korte holo FOLLOW-ON.
Ashwin er spin bowling e West Indies batsmen raa holo KUPOKAAT.
Virat aar Kumble ki 4-0 te series jeete West Indies er maati teh korbe BAAJIMAAT?"-Arindam Sain