FY 2017-18 APRIL FOOLS DAY RHYME !!!

"Breaking News! Breaking News! 
From 1st April 2017, 
2000 rupee note may become INVALID. 
From 1st May 2017, there may be limited editions 
of all printed newspapers as Indian Government wants 
everyone to download news apps to read latest news INDEED. 
From 1st June 2017, India may be officially declared 
as a dry nation; 
so, no more Patiala PEGS. 
From 1st July 2017, a person may be jailed for 
at least 15 years if that person starts 
selling plastic EGGS. 
From 1st August 2017, all the Post Offices 
may not act like a 
payment BANK; 
From 1st September 2017, no subsidies on LPG may be given 
to anyone devoid of 
any class, creed and RANK. 
From 1st October 2017, ballot boxes 
may not be used 
in any ELECTION. 
From 1st November 2017, everyone may have to buy 
grocery items from grocery shops only as there may be 
no ration card to get RATION. 
From 1st December 2017, there may be no 
student wings of any 
political party in any COLLEGE. 
From 1st January 2018, in every districts of India, 
for all types of crops there may be a 
district level cold STORAGE. 
From 1st February 2018, to open any type of account 
in any bank, PAN Card 
may become MANDATORY. 
From 1st March 2018, to protect all the Indians from 
air pollution and global warming, any 2-wheeler and 4-wheeler 
vehicle may not run on roads if it is not running on BATTERY. 
On 1st April 2018, 
you can again read this 
'FY 2017-18 APRIL FOOLS DAY' RHYME. 
Don't get fooled by fake news, so, always check for 
authentic information only 
to stay updated with TIME."- Arindam Sain 

2017 SAAL ER POILA APRIL E, MOHUN BAGAN 3-0 GOAL E HAARALO BENGALURU FC KE !!!

"Ball taa head kore goal e dhokaalo je, 
taar naam DUFFEY; 
Baba Bengaluru FC er goalkeeper, 
kendey felo naa, ei naao TOFFEE; 
Mohun Bagan team aar baaki match e erokom 
durdanto khelley nischoi paabe I- League TROPHY. 
Bengaluru FC team er ekti defender 
jiggesh korle, 'Bhai, oi je pratham goal taa dile, 
ota offside chilo, linesman je signal dilo 
dekhoni bujhi TUMI'. 
Dui khana goal kore bolle Mohun Bagan adhinayak, 
'Sono bhai, ekta offside decision e amaar kichu ese jaayena, 
match jeetbo 3-0 goal e, etaai amader team spirit, 
mind it, amaar naam KATSUMI.'"- Arindam Sain 

MOHUN BAGAN FOOTBALL TEAM KI 2017 SAAL ER I-LEAGUE TROPHY JEETBE ?

"Jei hobe 
GOAL, 
baajabi tora 
DHOL, 
jei ora 
bajaabe DHAAK, 
jaanbi tora goal kheyechish 
tai toder samarthak raa NIRBAAK. 
Champion hotey gele 
chaai ektu LUCK, 
baakita lecture naa diye ora satyi satyi 
champion er mato khele DEKHAAK. 
Mohun Bagan er 
Coach er naam SANJAY; 
Mohun Bagan team ektu bhalo khellei kintu 
thik hoye jaabe 2017 saal er I-League JAY."- Arindam Sain 

CUSTOMER VS CLERK !!!

"CUSTOMER:'Haath chalaan dada, 
haath chalaan, 
kaaj korun TARATARI.' 
CLERK:'Link down dada, link down, 
phone korun amader I-T department e, ekhaane 
chechamechi korben na please, korben naa kono BARABARI.'
CUSTOMER:'Tahole ki ami 
choley jaabo BAARI.'
CLERK:'Sabur e mewaa foley, bosun naa ektu, 
link ese jaabe TARATARI.'"- Arindam Sain 

DURGA PUJO R SAMAY SABAI HOYE JAAYE SUDHUI BANGAALI !!!

"Raat er belaaye paal tolaa nouko teh jwaliye mashaal, 
dhorchish toraa chingri aar EELISH; 
toraai abaar football maath e giye, 
ghoti-bangaal er larai LORISH; 
Mohun Bagan aar East Bengal club e ekhan kotaa 
bangaali footballer khele boltey PAARISH; 
bartaman e koi ektaa o bikhyato 
bangaali striker er naam ki toraa JAANISH. 
Ghoti-bangaal er larai ekhan 
football maath ei hoyeche simito, 
kaaron ei notun prajanmer bangaali raa beshirbhaag ee BAATI; 
jatoi yuva bharati krirangan er saamne o bhetorey derby match 
er din hok maaramaari, Durga pujo r samay, sabai hoye jaaye sudhui 
bangaali jakhan sharod utsav er dhaak e porey KAATHI."- Arindam Sain 

THERE SHOULD BE NO LIQUOR SHOPS AND MEAT SHOPS ON HIGHWAYS !!!

"Oh! My God! In front of all the 
liquor shops on highways, there is always 
a long queue of DRUNKARDS. 
Oh! No! Dead bodies of animals are hanging and hens 
are getting killed in any meat shop on highways; 
are we humans too cruel on animals and BIRDS ! 
Are you trying to motivate a 
non-alcoholic person to drink WINE; 
are you trying to convert a vegetarian person into a non- vegetarian 
person by saying that the taste of these meats is FINE. 
The time has come to reduce mental and psychological pollution of 
humans to bring back healthy and cholesterol free DAYS; 
there should be no liquor shops 
and meat shops on HIGHWAYS."- Arindam Sain 

INDIA WON THE PAYTM TEST SERIES OF 2017 AGAINST AUSTRALIA BY 2- 1.

"In the 4th Test match, 
along with Smith, 
it was a good start by WARNER; 
but, they were surprised by a 
Chinaman bowler, Kuldeep Yadav, 
who proved himself as a good ball TURNER. 
Smith scored 
One Hundred and ELEVEN; 
but Australia scored only 300 and 
Smith's good batting went in VAIN. 
It was again a good bowling performance 
by the Australian bowler, LYON; 
whereas Jadeja's 63 helped India to score 332 
and the match was still ON. 
Umesh Yadav also 
bowled well 
and showed his CLASS; 
Australia scored only 137 runs in 2nd innings 
and for India, the 32 runs lead in 1st Innings 
was really a good BONUS. 
Ravindra Jadeja did so much damage 
with his all round performance that 
Australia failed to REPAIR; 
and India won the Paytm Test series of 2017 against 
Australia by 2-1 after defeating Australia in the 4th Test match 
at Dharamsala, the place with hilly ATMOSPHERE."- Arindam Sain