AAGER BACHOR JODI OI CHOTOGULO NAA DHARTO, TAHOLE EI BACHOR HOYTO OIGULO EE BARO AAKAAR E PETO !!!

"Katoi naa hoye choleche Bangabhoomi teh
guree guree BRISTI.
Tobu eelish er nei je dekha; trawler niye, jeley ra nodi r
dikey haaa kore taakiye ache, aahare, ki korun DRISTHI.
Ager bachor jakhan uthlo prochur shankyak eelish,
rakhaar jayega chilo na, emon ABOSTHA.
Taai agatyaa, kato jaayega e, maach byabsaayi raa
eelish maach bikri korte baadhyo hoyechilo, taai
eelish er daam hoyechilo khub SASTAA.
Aar ei bachor, sei eelish maach er ee tamon
dekhaa neyi, maach byabsaayi der kapaal e chintaa r
bhaanjh poreche, emon ee DURABOSTHA !
Emni teyi, Bangabhoomi r myatsa daptaar kono udyog
ee naye naa, jaate kore aro unnatotar o kora jaaye
Bangabhoomi r maach byabsaar BYABOSTHA.
Aager bachor, prochur eelish maach dhorey nebaar por,
jodi era choto eelish maach dhoraa bandho kore DITO;
taholey hoyto ei bachor, era abaar prochur
shyankhak eelish maach PETO."- Arindam Sain

ATM PIN NUMBER TYPE KORBAAR SAMAY, DAAN HAATH ER OPOR E APNAAR BAAM HAATH TAA RAAKHUN.

"ATM Card er tathya choori korey,

korche taara JAALIYATI.

E toh dekhchi din e dupur e, eta ekta

adbhut rakam er DAAKAATI.

Mobile handset e apps download korun, ebong

jatota sambhab, hoye jaan CASHLESS.

Khub dorkaar thakle, cash naa hoy tullen bank er

nijaswa cash counter e esey SESHMESH.

Gopon camera aar ekti gadget laagiye, jaaliyat raa 
bhabche je taara jaaliyati te, hoyech besh NEEPOON.

Sab samay, daan haath er taalur opor e

baam haath er taalu RAAKHUN;

aar taarpor daan haath er aangul diye

ATM PIN number type KORUN."- Arindam Sain

INDIA IS ALREADY A NATION, WITH A HUGE POPULATION !!!

“India is already a NATION,
with a huge POPULATION; 
so, to come out 
of this serious SITUATION; 
Indian Government must act strongly 
against any type of INFILITRATION.
Unemployment is a major 
issue in India, so is POVERTY;
India cannot anymore allow 
the word, 'Infiltration', any LIBERTY.
A new rule must be made that any refugee person 
residing in India will not get Indian CITIZENSHIP;
unless and until he/she lives in India for 
more than 25 years, even with lots of HARDSHIP.
With effect from 01.01.2019, not a single 
infiltration in India will be allowed to take PLACE.
Indian Govenrment must start fencing Indian border 
areas with its neighbouring nations at a rapid PACE.
Just for refugees' vote banks, stop supporting infiltration,  
else, the Indians in India may start losing their own SPACE.”- Arindam Sain

KI JE KHAABO, SAB EE TOH PRAAYE BHYAJAAL; KOTHAY TAAKA RAKHBO, CHATURDIKEY PRATARAK DER JAAL !!!

“'Ami ekti rastrayatto bank er Accounts Manager bolchi, 

apnaar bank account dormant hoye ache, je 6 digit er 

number apnaar mobile e SMS hisebe gachey, 

setaa amaye bolun,' bolley ek PRATARAK.

'Se ki ! Accha ! Taah, amar account jodi dormant hoyeyi thaake, 

thaak na, apnaar ei byapar e eto matha byatha kiser ? Tumi je 

school e porecho bhai, ami sei school er Headmaster 

chilam,' bollen oi rastrayatto bank er ekjon GRAHAK.

Erokom aro katorakam er, kato kaayedabaaji kore, kato 

uro phone aasbe, saabdhan THAAKUN.

Bank er konorokom er samasya phone er madhyam e 

samadhaan korte jaaben na, sab banking tathya gopan RAAKHUN.

Pratarak bolle, 'Hello ! Ami Champa bolchi, 

MasterCard aar VISA r Central Headquarter theke. 

Apnaar ATM Card taa kono ekti 

bisesh kaaron e deactivate hoye gache, oti activate korte gele, 

je One Time Password (OTP) apnaar mobile e gache, 

seti amaake bolun daya KOREY'.

Dustu ebong chalaak grahak bollen, 'Ami bhool kore kono ekta 

online shopping er website e amar ATM Card er number taa save 

kore rekhechi, aar CVV jehetu 3 digit er hoy, tomader permutation 

aar combination click kore gache, taai transaction successful koraar 

jonne, OTP chaaicho taaito ! Tomaar ei nyakakonthi chaalbaazi ami 

dhorey felechi goh Champa, taai aar phone kore jwaaliyo naa MOREY'.

Jakhan ee kono online transaction sesh korben, 

taar poreyi kintu muchey felun taar samasta ITIHAAS.

Bharat er mato desh e, ekhano tathyaprajukti hoyni otota unnato, jodi 
o keu Cyber Crime korle, hobe jorimaana, hoteyo paare HAAZATBAAS.

E toh galo 

taaka r KATHA; 

odikey, 5 -star restaurant e kheye 

hoyeche bujhi ambal baa pet BYATHA !

Restaurant e Mutton biriyani kheye, apnaara alochona koren 

je golaap jol taa bodhoy beshi diyeche, taai uthchey eto DHEKUR.

Kintu jetaake rewazi mutton hisebe cheteputey kheyechen, setaa 

hoyto chilo asoley oi bhaagaar e morey porey thaka kono KUKUR.

Chekhni jaal e otha oi desi kucho chingri, morla maach o aaro 

choto choto maach kheye shorir ke asol pusti DIN.

Bhabchen bujhi thatta korchi, kintu kichu koraar nei dada, 

Andhra theke aasa oi maach e paowa gache FORMALIN.

Ki peyaara, ki begoon, injection er daulat e, 

sab ee uthche fuley FEPEY.

Baazar e, oi poultry theke aasa murgi r pet e toh jol 

jomey ache, ki aar hobe baarbaar bathkhaara diye MEPEY !

Eto daam nicche, tobu bangaali r oitihyomoy 

rasogolla e mesaaye era chaal er GURO.

Ki paneer, ki ghee, kono taai noy shuddha, chaana aar se chaana 

nei, taai misti khaowa bandho ee kore diyeche sekaal er buri o BURO.

Ki je khaabo, sab ee toh praaye BHYAJAAL.

Kothay taaka rakhbo, chaturdikey pratarak der JAAL.”- Arindam Sain

EI JEEVAN YATRA E, BHALOBASHA JANO, KOCHU PAATAA E SHISHIR-BINDU !!!

"Aboseshe, amader graam er

baaunduley Shishir korlo biye,

roilo naa aar BRAHMACHAARI.

Shishir ekti nimno madhyobitto baari r chele,

ebong taar maasik upaarjon khub ekta beshi noy, kaaron

se je Bangabhoomi r sarkaari KARMACHAARI.

Bachor ghurtey na ghurteyi, kono ek chele r prem e pore,

taar saathe paaliye gache Shishir er bou, BARSHA.

Satyiee ei kaliyug e meyera ee dekhchi hocche beshi

charitraheen, chokh bandho kore, koraa jaaye na BHARSHA.

Shishir amader graam er gurudeb chele bhai,

poreni bhenge, jatoi hok, se Bajrangbali r BHAKTA.

Jharh jhaapta onek dekheche se, onek yuddha r shaktishaali

yoddha se, mon taar besh SHAKTA.

Ekdin ekti meye r

saathe dekha holo TAAR.

Byaash ! Ki aar bolbo bhai, hridmajhare hotath ee

beje uthlo Shishir er prem er SITAR.

Ektu shyamla baran,

chool taar KOKRAANO;

duti Nayan jano mayurakshi, onyo kono graha theke

eseche ek sundari kono pari JANO !

Bindu naamok ei sundari mahila r

saathe bhalobasha r samudra teh

Shishir khelo onekdin HAABUDUBU.

Seshmesh Bindu saantaar kaatlo sangsaar er

shaanto nodi te, kaaron abaar biye r piri te boslen

amader graam er Shishir BABU.

Ei jiban e, ebhabheyi prem, baare baare

firey firey aasey, BANDHU.

Ei jibon yatra e, bhalobasha jano,

kochu paataa e, SHISHIR-BINDU."- Arindam Sain

ASANNA UNISHEY, DEKHAA JAABE HOYTO, JE ORAA EE PEYE GALO EKUSH ; KHUB SAABDHAAN ! TAAR POREYI KINTU DUI HAZAAR EKUSH !!!

"Ei muhurte, Bangabhoomi r sabtheke

kathin shabdo holo, 'ANUSHASHAN'.

Sudhu oi BJP, CPI(M) aar mahajot er galpo tei sesh

hoye galo 21 se July 2018 r BHAASHON.

Medical College er chaatra raa hostel er samasya

niye korche ANASHAN;

kintu jano ghumiye ee

ache Bangabhoomi PRASHASHAN.

Medical college er hostel er chaadh bhenge porche,

emon ee taar DURDOSHA !

Hostel er bathroom er basin er pacha jomaa jal e

janma nicche dengue r MOSHAA.

Medinipore er bhejha maati r opor

koraa kono pandal bhenge porle,

aahoto byakti ra

paaye 1 lakh TAAKA;

athocho medical college er hostel er chaadh bhenge

porche, anashan korche chatro ra, tobu kono aswaash

baa sahajyo nei, ei rajneeti ki maanush bojhe na,

taara ki eto ee BOKAA !

Odike abaar chaturdike,

behaal jal NIKAASHI.

Barshaakaal e eto jal jomche raasta e, je satyiee

khub regeyi royeche KOLKATABAASI.

College er bhorti niye hoye galo eto

syndicate raaj o TOLAABAAJI;

kintu obaak kaando, 21 se July 2018 r bhaason e mukhyo

bishoy roilo, Mahajot er daak, aar birodhi der KAARSAAJI.

Ashanuroop paribartan kintu hoyni, jodi o

onek bachor aageyi khamotachyuto hoyechen

Bangabhoomi r BUDDHA.

2018 saal er Bangabhoomi Panchayat Nirbachan e

onekeyi jomaa ditey paareni, manonayan,

taai taara bejaaye KHUBDHO.

Asanna unishey, dekha jaabe hoyto,

je oraa ee peye galo EKUSH !

Khub saabdhaan, taar

porei kintu dui hazaar EKUSH !"- Arindam Sain

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A BAPU; AND NOWADAYS, WE ARE WATCHING A PAPPU !!!

"Once upon a time,

there was a BAPU;

and nowadays, we

are watching a PAPPU.

'Pappu can't dance, SAALA.

Ooo la la, ooo LA LA.'

How many people are in his support,

Pappu wanted to have that CONFIRMATION.

That's why; there was a

comedy drama, 'No Confidence MOTION'.

Pappu thought that to defeat the opponent team,

shouting out loud is the best POLICY.

But, when Pappu was in back foot, to do the damage control,

he hugged someone publicly, as an example of HYPOCRISY.

Many people of Pappu's opponent team are

much talented and efficient in terms of their experience,

performance, brand image and QUALITY;

whereas Pappu is so desperate to earn fame by

several shortcuts, by insulting his elder persons, which is

an example of poor and immature MENTALITY.

Due to Pappu's childish demand, after so many

years, there was a need to have a Floor TEST.

But, as per the result, the performance of Pappu's

opponent team is quite satisfactory, maybe, not the BEST.

Pappu is yet to learn that

he must give respect to

the soldiers of his own NATION;

as during any danger situation, these soldiers

fight with the enemies till the last drop

of their blood without any HESITATION.

Pappu is a fan of a girl,

who became famous

by winking one of her EYES.

History is the witness why no one

stares at Pappu's eyes directly, as Pappu

is quite expert in telling several LIES.

Once upon a time,

there was a BAPU;

and nowadays, we are

watching a PAPPU."- Arindam Sain