EI SWAPNER LONDON E LAGNI KORBE GERMANY !!!

"Majherhat bridge bhengey jaabaar por, 
sangbadmadhyam er lokjon kotogulo 
setu teh faatol khunjhey pelo SUNI ! 
Ke jano bolchilo je, Kakdwip e je nabonirmito 
setu ti bhengey poreche, taar neech diye boye 
jaache je nodi, taar naam KAALNAAGINI. 
Odike abaar, koraar por 
notun shikshak NIYOG; 
hoyechey naaki duti 
yuvak er praan BIYOG. 
O aapni bujhi 
ekjon dwaityoshil shikshak hisebe, 
bhalo kore poraate chaan eengrezi 
baa itihaas baa bhugol baa ANKO.  
Poraaben ki moshai, ekhan aar sei 
Bangabhoomi neyi, paribartan eseche emon,
 je school o college e, cholche raajneeti, 
golaguli, bomaabaazi aar royeche AATANKO. 
Durghatona toh hoteyi paare, guli toh cholteyi 
paare, aaha aagun legechey oi Bagree Bazaar 
e, kaaron jaayega taa baro ee GHEENJHI. 
Kolkata pourasabha theke, adou ki hoy 
thikthak parjyobekkon, kaaron oi daftar 
ei toh achey katogulo 'Baba BIRINCHI'. 
Ke je kaake, kothay, kakhon 
guli chaliyeche, ki JAANI ! 
Sunchi naaki, je ei swapner London e, 
lagni korbe GERMANY !"- Arindam Sain

INDIA SHATTERED PAKISTAN BY 9 WICKETS IN THE ASIA CUP 2018 ON 23.09.2018 !!!

"After electing to bat first 
on 23.09.2018, the Pakistani 
openers felt that Jasprit Bumrah 
is bowling with perfect 
line and LENGTH. 
Both the Pakistani openers 
were trying to create a good platform, 
but, alas, both of them got out as they 
blocked the ball by one of 
their legs, before the WICKET. 
Sarfraz gave a good support 
to Shoaib Malik who played 
a good knock of 78. 
Pakistan finally reached to 237/7, due 
to Asif Ali, who sent some of the deliveries 
of Bhubaneswar Kumar, out of SIGHT. 
The Indian openers 
came to bat 
and batted with 
lots of EASE. 
Pakistani bowlers tried to come back in 
the match, but some dropped catches 
were the reason for Indian 
batsmen's pressure RELEASE. 
Shikhar Dhawan scored 114 and 
Rohit Sharma scored 111 as they 
were themselves competing 
with each OTHER. 
India shattered Pakistan by 9 wickets, 
but, had Shikhar Dhawan not been a silly 
run out, India could have got 
a 10 wicket victory RATHER."- Arindam Sain

INCREASE THE RETIREMENT AGE TO 65, AND THE AGE OF ELIGIBILITY TO 35 !!!

"As per a recently conducted 
medical survey results, 
the average living age of a 
man has increased to 70. 
Due to the improvement in medical 
science, the survey results also showed 
that the average living age of 
a woman has increased to 60. 
In the Government sector, 
there is hardly any concept 
of lateral RECRUITMENT. 
Therefore, there are lots of freshers 
or inexperienced employees 
in the Junior MANAGEMENT. 
Time has come to bring some 
reforms in the competitive 
examination SYSTEM. 
For any candidate, the 
cut off marks for the 
written exam must remain SAME. 
Only in the Personal 
Interview round, 
10 bonus marks to 'ST' and 5 bonus 
marks to 'SC' to be AWARDED.  
Even, every year, the recruitment of 
people in the Government sector must 
continue, to allow some people 
to earn their butter and BREAD. 
Voluntary Retirement System (VRS) 
must be implemented and the 
retirement age to be increased to 65. 
To get experienced people at the 
junior management levels, the age of eligibility 
for any competitive exam must be 35."- Arindam Sain

MERGING STRATEGY MAY TOTALLY GO WRONG, IF THE MERGED ENTITY FAILS TO BECOME STRONG !!!

"In this global competitive 
markets of Finance and BANKING, 
is the Indian Government too concerned 
about its PSU Banks' global RANKING ! 
Without the help of 
all the PSU Banks, 
the Indian Government could have 
never succeeded in its 
mission of 'Financial INCLUSION'. 
Doing social work as well as profitable 
business by the same organization is 
quite difficult, but, alas, by seeing the 
bad assets of Priority Sector, the Indian 
Government often comes to a CONCLUSION. 
The concept of Mergers and Acquisition is 
to acquire the weak firm to increase 
the business of a strong COMPANY. 
As in India, 'Politics' is directly proportional 
to 'Finance', it is really easy to show that 
loss making PSU Banks are so MANY. 
The Indian Government failed to arrest 
the big defaulters to recover 
all the outstanding DUES. 
But, the Indian Government announces 
to merge several PSU Banks 
to create some breaking NEWS. 
Merging of PSU Banks 
will surely reduce the 
expenses at the top MANAGEMENT. 
Even some revenues can be earned by 
selling some redundant branch 
buildings by the Premises DEPARTMENT. 
The manpower per branch as well as 
the capital base will surely INCREASE, 
but, will the NPA and 
PNPA per branch DECREASE ? 
Merging strategy may 
totally go WRONG, 
if the merged entity 
fails to become STRONG". - Arindam Sain

INDIA DEFEATED BANGLADESH BY 7 WICKETS IN THE ASIA CUP 2018 MATCH ON 21.09.2018 !!!

"The Captain of the Indian cricket 
team decided to field first 
after winning the TOSS. 
It was a day of outstanding bowling 
by Ravindra Jadeja with a bowling figure 
of 4/29, to dominate like a big BOSS. 
Bhubaneswar Kumar and Jasprit Bumrah 
took 3 wickets each to tighten up 
all the screws to disallow any 
Bangladeshi batsman to have FUN. 
Bangladesh team still managed to 
put up a score of 173 runs, 
only because of a fighting knock 
of 42 runs by Mehidy HASAN. 
While chasing, Shikhar Dhawan 
scored 40 only, but, Rohit Sharma 
led from the front to score 83. 
Later on, MS Dhoni stayed 
at the crease till the end with a 
valuable contribution of 33. 
India easily won the match 
by 7 wickets in 36.2 overs 
by scoring 174/3."- Arindam Sain

INDIA THRASHED PAKISTAN BY 8 WICKETS IN THE ASIA CUP 2018 MATCH ON 19.09.2018 !!!

"After losing 2 early 

wickets on 19.09.2018, 

the Pakistani team 

tried to IMPROVISE. 

But, the Indian Chinaman, Kuldeep Yadav 

clean bowled Babar Azam and that 

wicket was like winning a special PRIZE. 

After that dismissal, Bhubaneswar Kumar, Jasprit Bumrah 

and Kedar Jadhav gave no chance to the Pakistan team 

to come back into the match and bundle them out at 162. 

Indian opening batsmen started the innings well, though, 

Shikhar Dhawan missed out another half century knock, 

by getting out at 46, but, Rohit Sharma scored 62. 

In the later stage, both Ambati Rayudu 

and Dinesh Karthik each scored 31. 

In just 29 overs of this Asian Cup 2018 match, India chased 

down 162 and by 8 wickets, India WON."- Arindam Sain

BANGABHOOMI TEH O EKHAN PAALON KORA HOCCHE GANESH CHATHURTHI !!!

"Sudhu Saraswati Devi ee 

noy, aaro ekti Devotaa 

ke pujo korte 

shuru koreche

Bangabhoomi r BIDYARTHI.

Bhagawan Shiv ebong Durga Devi r

putra, Ganesh, er janapriyota baarche 

boiki, taai to eto dhoom dhaam 

kore Bangabhoomi te paalon 

koraa hocche, GANESH CHATHURTHI.

Bhagawan Kraunch ekbaar bhool kore 

Bamdeb Muni r paa er opor

nijer paa feley DIYECHILEN.

Baash ! Aar ki ! Bamdeb Muni 

khepey giye emon 

ekti abhisaap DILEN;

jeh saara jeebon er jonne 

Bhagawan Kraunch ekti

dwaityaakaar eendur hoye GELEN.

Jodi o ektaa ee santwana je, 

paraborti kaal e, ei dwaityaakaar eendur ee

Ganesh babaji r baahon HOLEN.

Kartik naa Ganesh,

ke beshi CHALAAK !

Mayur er opor chepe, Kartik,

korlo saara prithibi GHURPAAK.

Edikey, chalaak Ganesh taar baba aar maa er

chaarpaash ghurlo, nilo SAATPAAK.

Kartik noy, sab thekey chalaak

asoley, ei GANAPATI.

Ganesh babaji r bou holo Buddhi aar Siddhi, 
jaader babar naam chilo PRAJAPATI.

Ganesh babaji oi palak kalam 

haath e naa dhorle, 

hotoyi naa 'Mahabharat' LEKHA.

Sab shlok bujhiye boltey hobe, 

satyi ee, Vyasdeb o bujhechilen jeh ei 

Ganesh babaji ke banaano jaabe naa BOKAA.

Maharashtra te, Mughal der atyachaar 

er biruddhey je vir maratha gorje 

uthechilen, onaar naam chilo Shivaji, 

uni ee chilen Maratha samrajya r CHATRAPATI.

Shivaji Maharaj er amol thekey janapriyota baarlo Ganesh 
pujo r, taarpor Bal Gangadhar Tilak ei pujo ke 
aaro janapriyo kore tolen, ebong sei theke Maharashtra r 
pradhan utsav holo 'GANESH CHATHURTHI.'

Bangabhoomi te o ekhan hocche

ei siddhidaata r AARADHANA.

Kono subho kaaj er shuru te, ei Ganesh babaji r ee 
aashirbaad laagey, noiley je byartho sab SAADHANA.

Ganesh er maatha kano noy

maanush er MATO !

O accha, tomraa onekeyi ei

kaahini jaano na, TAAITO !

Besh, besh, galpo taa bolchi, mon

diye shono TOBE.

Dhayanmagna Rudra jaanten naa, je Parvati maati diye, 

aloukik Shakti diye ekti chotto cheley tairi korechen NIRABE.

Parvati ke dekhte esey Shiv pelen 

baadha, kaaron baaire ekti chotto cheley

bolley je onaar maa korchen SNAAN,

pore dekha korte 

aasben, ekhan aapni 

baari firey JAAN.

Shiv gelen firey botey, kintu

bejaaye gelen REGEY.

Orrey ke kothay aachish, oi chotto cheley

ke uchit shikkha diye aaye AAGEY.

Ganesh babaji, chotto holey hobe ki,

chilen bejaaye SHAKTISHAALI.

Jakhan mahadeb er sab chyala chaamunda ra herey 
gelen, takhan uni nijey esey dilen Ganesh er BALI.

Parvati snaan serey esey dekhlen, je taar swami

korechen ekti kelenkaari KAANDO.

Bhool bujhtey pere, Shiv taar chyala der bollen, niye aaste 

kono ekti sadyo mrito maanab er MUNDO.

Maanush er mundu jey aar paaoa jacchey naa,

odikey hoye jacchey DERI.

Ekti chyala bolley je ei moraa haati r mundu taai niye 

chal bhai, aar kono upaay neyi, ei kaaj taai KORI.

Mahadev, oi haati r mundu taai bosiye

dilen Ganesh er sharir er OPOR.

Swargalok er samasta Devi o Devotaa dilen Ganesh ke 

ekti ekti kore bar, aaro shaktishaali holen ei laddoo CHOR.

Oho, Ganesh babaji r priyo misti r

katha to bolaa ee HOYNI.

Modak er naam sunecho, athocho

konodin bujhi baaritey tairi KARONI.

Taah se jaai hok, 

ekhan theke dhoom dhaam 

kore Bangabhoomi te

paalito hocche 'GANESH CHATHURTHI'.

Hey Ganapati Bappa, hey siddhidaata, ektaa ee abedan, 
jaano raajnoitik abhishaap theke 

mukti peye, porashona e mon daaye, ei 

sab Bangabhoomi r BIDYARTHI."- Arindam Sain