BANGABHOOMI TE JESOB ROHINGYA RA NIYECHEY ASHRAY, TAADER KE NIYE ROYECHEY JOTHESTO SANGSAY !!!

"Bangabhoomi te jesob 

Rohingya ra niyechey AASHRAY, 

taader ke niye royechey 

jothesto SANGSAY. 

Graam er moddhey 

dhukey AGATYA, 

ke baa kaara korchey 

nrishangsho HATYA ? 

Bangabhoomi r Police er 

bhumika niye kore laabh 

neyi aar kono jukti TARKA, 

graam er maanush e ra 

oikyabaddha hon, protirodh gorey 

tulun ebong thaakun SATARKA. 

Nijer ghar er lokjon paayena 

bhalo kore KHETEY; 

othocho baaire r lokeder ke era 

dicchey ashray, jaate era vote e JETEY. 

Rajye r rajkosh 

ki kaaro r 

nijoswa sampatti NAAKI; 

khayal achey je viswa bank er kato 

taaka r wrin ekhano porishodh 

koraar achey BAAKI ! 

Ei sadharan maanush ee 

vote diye, diyechey 

jaader ke GADI; 

taader keyi nimeshe gadichyuto 

korte paare, jodi ei sadharan 

maanush hoye othey PRATIBAADI. 

Sadharan maanush e ra 

jatokkhon naa 

hocchey EKJOT, 

ganatantra baar baar asohaaye 

hoye thaakbe, hobena shusthubhabey 

kono VOTE."- Arindam Sain

AARIBBASH ! KI DAARUN DHARNA; THAKUR GHAR E KE RE ? KE JANO BOLLE, 'AMI NAA.' !!!

"Aaribbash ! 
ki daarun DHARNA ! 
Thakur ghar e ke re ? 
Ke jano bolle, 'Ami NAA !' 
Ki karbo, era je 
amaaye dhorte ESECHE ! 
Chinta korona, onekeyi er pratibaad e 
dharna e BOSECHE ! 
Ei sab naatokbaaji r 
naaki ke naam 
diyeche 'SATYAGRAHA' ! 
Charidikey eto haasahaasi hocchilo, 
je ei haasi r circus dekhbaar jonney, 
maanush er se ki AAGRAHA ! 
Emon aabhbhaavh taara dekhaalo, 
jano ei bujhi tairi holo 
'Mahagathbandhan' er SARKAR. 
Seshmesh ei dharna ee naa boomerang 
hoye jaaye, maanush hoyto bolbe je 
eder ke aar neyi kono DARKAR. 
Jaak eto haasi thattya r por e o, taara 
nijer mon ke santwana debaar jonno 
bolle, je eta naaki taader naitik JAY. 
Katodin aar ei sab naatokbaaji cholbe, 
maanush thik samay eder ke debe 
joggyo jawaab, korbe PARAJAY. 
Mukh futiye aamra keyu kichu 
naa bolle o, bujhte toh paarchi 
pooro ei CASE TA; 
aar taai jonnoi toh 
taake bachaanor jonno 
katorakam er PROCHESTA ! 
Bangabhoomi teh, 
jato ee hok dharna 
aar jatoi dekhaao DHONG. 
Pramaan noychoy korbaar abhijog e 
ebaar sarboccho adalat er nirdesh e, 
ebaar je jete hobe SHILLONG. 
Ei sab naatokbaaji kore 
katodin aar sadharan maanush ke 
baanabe ora BOKA; 
dheerey dheerey holey o, 
ghurchey kintu Bangabhoomi r 
rajneeti r CHAAKA."- Arindam Sain

'DEMONETIZATION' AND 'GST' STRATEGIES ARE SO SUPERHIT, THAT IT WILL NOT INCREASE THE FISCAL DEFICIT, EVEN AFTER PROVIDING THE FULL FLEDGED SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFIT !!!

"'Demonetization' and 'GST' 
strategies are so SUPERHIT, 
that it will not increase 
the Fiscal DEFICIT, 
even after providing full fledged 
social security BENEFIT. 
The announcement 
of the Interim Budget of 2019, 
you will like and LOVE; 
as no Income Tax will be deducted until 
and unless your annual income 
is 5.01 lakhs and ABOVE. 
Each and every person working in 
any unorganized sector having annual 
income below Rs. 15,000/- will get 
Rs. 3000/- per month as a PENSION. 
Each and every farmer having less than 
2 hectares of land will get Rs. 6000/- 
per year in three instalments to do 
any type of farming without any TENSION. 
TDS will be deducted on interest earned 
from Banks and Post Office, if the 
earned interest exceeds Rs. 40,000. 
Even the standard deductions 
for the salaried persons have been 
increased to Rs. 50,000/-. 
By 'demonetization', the Indian 
Government did a surgical strike on 
any type of fraud financial RACKET. 
'GST' gave the icing on the cake as 
so many businessmen already came 
under the tax BRACKET. 
In 2017 and 2018, the Indian Government 
not only attracted so many FDIs but 
also doubled the revenue COLLECTION. 
As per the 'Look East' policy, so many 
projects of the North Eastern states 
of India got a raise in its funds ALLOCATION. 
Everyone will not get a job, so 'Ease of 
Business' and 'Entrepreneurship' must 
be the keywords for their MOTIVATION. 
Indian Government suceeded in 
taming the INFLATION. 
India is surely earning fame worldwide 
as a fast developing NATION."- Arindam Sain

'MAYABINI MAYA' MAYBE MY MOON, ABOUT WHOM I WILL WRITE A STORY VERY SOON !!!

"Few weeks back, in the corporate 
email id, there came an email where it 
was stated, 'Beware ! Oh ! 
Scientist ! We will KIDNAP.' 
Yesterday only, in front of a National 
Scientific and Research Center, a top 
level scientist got kidnapped when a 
security guard was in his afternoon NAP. 
I have been kidnapped by 
a beautiful young lady 
of 'MAYABI' PLANET. 
Her name is 'MAYA' and 
she is so beautiful that I may 
write a romantic SONNET. 
She told me 
that actually I belong 
to their planet ONLY. 
She also told me 
that she is still single and 
her heart is so LONELY. 
What is the story 
behind my kidnap, I am eager 
to know about it and 
is quite CURIOUS. 
Inside this spaceship, there are six 
scientists and professionally, 
their mentality and psychology 
is quite SERIOUS. 
I am emailing this email to our 
corporate email id by using 
the Universal net, UNINET. 
I will surely give you the updates about 
what is happening here, though, 
right now, I am feeling GREAT. 
I can't talk in their language, 
but, these 'MAYABINI' aliens can 
speak in English quite FLUENTLY. 
'MAYA' told me that in the last six months, 
they have landed their spaceship in several 
remote areas at night, quite FREQUENTLY. 
Wow ! From the window of this spaceship, 
so closely, I can watch the big MOON, 
though, the moon of my life 
maybe this 'MAYABINI MAYA', 
about whom, I will write 
a story very SOON."- Arindam Sain

RAHASYA ROMANCHEY BHORA EI JIBON E, NIYEYI DEKHO NAA ONTOTO EKBAAR JHUKI !!!

"Shono tobe mon diye, bhagaban 
diyechey jakhan tomaare ekti HRIDAY, 
jene raakho hoteyi paare sethaaye 
baare baare prem er UDAY, 
prem er samudra teh habudubu, baa dub 
saantaar ei asol mojaa aachey BODHOY. 
Jeebito theke ujiibito hoyaatao 
ekti bisesh dharan er BODHODAY. 
'Prem je kathaal er aatha, poro na 
prem e', eisob katha jaara KOYE, 
taara ki jaanena je premleela r galpo 
boigulo ee bazaar e beshi BIKOYE. 
Guhaa r andhokaar e acho bosey, 
kintu ektu faakh 
peleyi surjyimama 
taar alo niye daaye oi guhaa e UKI; 
prem o temni tomaar jibon e kato je 
lukochuri khel e aar majhemoddheyi oi 
hriday r dorjaa e 'thak thak' kore 
tokaa diye boley othe, 'TUKI'. 
Rahasya romanchey bhora ei jibon e, 
niyeyi dekho naa antoto ekbaar JHUKI, 
tomaar mato khokha r jonne nischoi kothaao 
lukiye aachey ekti KHUKI."- Arindam Sain

USNEY JAAGAYI DIL MEIN AISI JWALA, KE KHAA LIYA SHAADI KA LADDOO AUR PEE LIYA PREM KA PYAALA !!!

"Ek Brahmin parivaar ka 
ladka hain ROHIT; 
aapne baap ki tarah woh bhi 
banaa ish Mandir ki PUROHIT. 
Bhagbaan ki puja paath karne 
ke liye milta hain ussey PAISA; 
abhi tak hain kunwaara, 
hain pyar ka PYAASA. 
Mandir mein Bhagbaan ki puja 
karne ke liye har din aati hain 
bahut saari khubsoorat LADKIYAA; 
par kisi ek ko bhi dekh ke 
abhi tak, Rohit ke dil mein naa 
jaagi hain koi ISHQIYAA. 
Abhi woh dekho, ish mandir mein aa 
rahi hain puja dene, ish ilaakey ki 
sabse khubsoorat ladki, URMILA. 
Lo karlo baath, saayed dono hee pehli 
nazar mein huye hain ghayal, kyon ki 
Rohit ki aankhen, Urmila ki naino se MILA. 
Laagta hain ki, aaj hee se 
shuru ho jaayega, inh dono ka 
pyar ka SILSILA. 
Rohit ki shaadi saayed 
ish saal ho jaayega, agar kuch 
maahina chali yeh PREMLEELA. 
Urmila ki khuubsoorti aur 
muskurahat ne jaagayi hain 
Rohit ke dil mein aisi JWALA; 
ki Rohit saayed bahut hee jald 
khaa ley shaadi ka laddoo aur pee ley 
prem ka PYAALA."- Arindam Sain

BHAGYER E KI PARIHAAS; FIREY FIREY AASE ITIHAAS !!!

"Bhagyer e ki PARIHAAS, 
firey firey aase ITIHAAS. 
Je desh e koti koti 
maanush er BAAS; 
sei desh baroi bichitra, 
bujhley SELUKUS. 
Mir Zafar er biswasghatakata 
korechey eder ke KRITODAS; 
Nawab Sirajuddulla laraai koreche eengrez 
der biruddhe, jatokhon nicchilo se NISWAAS. 
Bhagyer e ki PARIHAAS, 
firey firey aasey ITIHAAS. 
Azad Hind Fauz er larai dekhe ei desh er 
lok garbo kore bolechilo, 'SABBASH'; 
kintu seshmesh desh er pratham pradhan 
mantri hobaar sujog pelo na Netaji SUBHASH. 
Jinnah, Neheru aar Gandhi miley du tukro 
karlo ei Bharat desh ke ebong 
bhaanglo kato maanush er BISWAAS; 
ki Bharat e, ki Pakistan e, 
saamprodaayik daanga e, naa jaani 
kato je porlo LAASH. 
Bhagyer e ki PARIHAAS, 
firey firey aasey ITIHAAS. 
Desh ekhan swadhin desh, 
taai korchen bujhi khub ULLASH; 
bhalo kore taakiye dekhun, ekhano royechey 
sei ek ee rakam er atyachaar o SANTRAASH. 
Police ebong sangbadmadhyam 
taader dui ti turup er TAASH; 
naameyi ganatantra aar sangbidhaan, ekhano 
sadharan maanush royeche Sarkar er DAAS. 
Bhagyer e ki PARIHAAS, 
firey firey aasey ITIHAAS."- Arindam Sain