ALZARRI JOSEPH OF MI CREATED A FAIRY TALE OF 12/6 TO BEAT SRH BY 40 RUNS ON 06.04.2019 !!!

"SRH bowlers bowled with 
good line and length, 
but, still, MI scored 136; 
as Kieron Pollard of MI on 06.04.2019 
with some powerful strokes 
in 26 balls, scored 46. 
To chase down a total 
of 136 runs, Warner and Bairstow 
were in a HURRY; 
but, surprisingly, MI won by 40 runs due 
to an amazing bowling performance 
of 12/6 by ALZARRI."- Arindam Sain

KKR WARRIOR, ANDRE RUSSELL ROARED AND SHOWED HIS MUSCLE POWER TO CONQUER THE RCB FORTRESS ON 05.04.2019 !!!

"RCB Captain, Virat Kohli 
led from the front 
on 05.04.2019 against 
KKR with a knock of 84. 
RCB openers kept on attacking the 
KKR bowlers as to win this match 
desperately, they were eyeing 
to put up a good SCORE. 
Prasidh Krishna had a bad day, 
as even in the last over, a RCB batsman 
was there for him to ASTONISH. 
RCB managed to cross the 200 runs 
mark as in 13 balls, 28 runs 
got scored by STOINIS. 
The current run-rate of RCB remained 
above 10.00 as de Villiers took 
just 32 balls to score 63. 
In just 3 overs, Prasidh Krishna alone 
gave away 41 runs and RCB finished 
their innings at a score of 205/3. 
Though Narine got out early, but, for KKR, 
it was a good start by Chris LYNN. 
In the middle overs, it was a decent 
batting by Rana and ROBIN. 
But, somehow, the spinners of RCB, 
especially, Chahal started 
bowling TIGHT, 
the required run-rate for KKR increased, 
though KKR warriors 
continued the FIGHT. 
KKR won the match by 5 wickets as 
Andre Russell utilized just 
13 balls to score 48."- Arindam Sain

MI WON BY 37 RUNS AGAINST CSK ON 03.04.2019 !!!

"After early dismissals on 03.04.2019, 
Suryakumar Yadav's 59 and 
Krunal Pandya's 42 gave MI some 
stability, but, even after the 
15th Over, CSK bowlers 
kept things under CONTROL. 
MI raced away to put up a competitive 
score of 170 runs as Kieron Pollard 
scored 17 runs in 7 balls and in just 
8 balls, 25 runs got scored by 
Hardik Pandya who played a 
very aggressive ROLE. 
Jason Behrendorff and Lasith Malinga 
of MI broke through the 
CSK's top order, though 
Kedar Jadhav ensured that 
the tough battle CONTINUES. 
The required run rate of CSK kept on 
rising to create more pressure, and 
ultimately MI won by 37 runs as 
Rohit Sharma tactfully used 
all the possible AVENUES."- Arindam Sain

JODI O SHANTO EKHAN NANDIGRAM, SINGUR, DARJEELING O LALGARH; TOBU O JAA PORISTHITI, EI RAJYE KHUB EE DORKAAR EKTA GERUA JHARH !!!

"Jodi o shanto ekhan Nandigram, 
Singur, Darjeeling o LALGARH; 
tobu o ekhan jaa poristhiti, khub ee 
dorkaar ekta gerua JHARH. 
Nandigram baa Singur e na holo bhalo kore 
chaashbaaash, na holo bhalo kore SHILPO; 
paribartan er naam e katogulo shilanyash 
hoyeyi roilo, baaki taa rupkatha r GALPO; 
odikey rajyer sarkaari karmachari ra 
dinraat khetey cholechey, kintu taao 
maharghya bhaata roye gachey ALPO; 
parikkha r por parikkha hoy, tairi hoy kato 
panel, kato stay order, taai onyo rajye giye 
kaaj koraa ee hocchey ekmaatro BIKALPO. 
Nijer saara jiban er sanchay r taaka e baa 
wrin niye jomi kinechen, nijer ekti swapner 
baari tairi korben bujhi EKHAANEY; 
aagey sthaniyo club e taaka din, jaar thekey 
eet, baali, cement nitey bolbo, taar thekeyi 
neben, noile aasben naa aar edik PAANEY. 
Gram er maanush toh murkho ashikkito, ki 
aar bojhe, mojey thaake football khela 
aar nanarakam er melaa r GAANEY. 
Saare chaar bachor dekhaa dilaam naa, thik 
vote er aagey gram er boka maanush der theke 
je vote adaaye kora jaaye, seta taara JAANEY. 
Bihar aar Odisha te o toh royechey 
ancholik dal er PRASHASHAN; 
sekhaane eto unnati hocche, othocho 
ekhane sudhu ee sunchi BHASHAN. 
Kendriya Sarkaar er swasthya bimaa, 
'Ayushmaan Bharat' er laabh pelo na 
ekmaatro ei rajyer ee garib janata, taai 
taara regey achey BHISHAN; 
Rajya Sarkaari prakalpey ghar tairi koraar 
taaka paaowa jaabena, jodi naa kichu taaka 
khaowano hoye taader ke, etaa o 
ekdharan er abhinaba TOSHAN. 
Ki shikkhak, ki police, taader toh ei rajye 
neyi aar kono maan samman, 
sadharan maanush er KAACHEY. 
Er jonney prashashan ee daayi, taai toh 
chaatrochaatri baa duskriti raa nityadin 
kukarma kore beracchey, taader jaa ICCHEY. 
Ei dharan er paribartan ee ki amra 
cheyechilaam, emni emni ee ki 
eto bekaar lokjon onyo rajye 
kaaj er khoj e JACCHEY. 
Sab kichu suney, sab kichu jeney o, kichu 
lok reyeyi jaaye Gandhaari r mato, aar 
garbo kore boley, 'Ekjon er anuprerona e, 
ei rajya daarun EGOCCHEY.' 
Jodi o shanto Nandigram, 
Singur, Darjeeling o LALGARH; 
kintu tobu o jaa poristhiti, khub ee 
dorkaar ekta gerua JHARH."- Arindam Sain

INC WITH 3, CPI(M) WITH 4, TMC WITH 20, BJP WITH 15; ARE JUST ONLINE SURVEY RESULTS; REAL RESULTS WILL BE DECLARED ON 23RD MAY 2019 !!!

"In the Lok Sabha Election of 2019, 
in Bangabhoomi, TMC may win the seats 
of Jalpaiguri, Raiganj, Bangaon, 
Dumdum and RANAGHAT. 
Even TMC may bag the 
seats of Howrah, Uluberia, 
Kolkata Dakshin, Jaynagar, 
Barasat and BASIRHAT. 
TMC may do well again 
to have victory in Tamluk, 
Kanthi, Arambagh, 
Hooghly and SRIRAMPUR. 
TMC may also win in 
Purulia, Bankura, 
Bardhaman-Durgapur 
and BOLPUR. 
In North Bangabhoomi, 
BJP may dominate to bag the 
seats of Coochbehar, Alipurduar, 
Balurghat and DARJEELING. 
BJP may emerge victorious in 
Krishnanagar, Barrackpur, Diamond 
Harbour, Mathurapur and Kolkata Uttar, 
which may be quite SURPRISING. 
BJP has a chance of winning in 
Birbhum, Asansol and BISHNUPUR. 
BJP may also conquer Ghatal, 
Jhargram and MEDINIPUR. 
Fighting alone, INC may win 
in Malda Uttar, Malda Dakshin, 
Jangipur and BAHARAMPUR. 
CPI(M) may still surprise everyone by 
bagging the seats of Murshidabad, 
Burdwan Purba and JADAVPUR. 
Around 40% to 50% of votes 
of Left Front may 
swing towards BJP, 
which is surely BJP's GAIN. 
As INC is fighting alone, 
around 15% to 20% of the votes of 
minority community may swing towards 
INC, which is surely TMC's PAIN. 
INC with 4, 
CPI(M) with 3, 
TMC with 20 and BJP with 15; 
are just online survey results, 
real results will be declared 
on 23rd May 2019."- Arindam Sain

HEY BICHITRA BOKA BANGAALI JANAGAN, BANGABHOOMI BAACHAATEY AAGEY EDER KE HATAO !!!

"Bikkhubdha chaatronetaa bolle, 
'Amader anashan porlo saatash din e, 
etodin por e tomraa 
amader dekhte ELEY.' 
Ek rajneetibeed bolle, 'Ore tora je rajneeti 
bujhishne, bujhishne tolaabaaji r karbaar, 
saamne aaschey Lok Sabha vote, toraa 
de ebaar ei bekaar anashan TULEY.' 
Aar ek bikkhubdha chaatro bolle, '
Anashan amra nebo TULEY, 
amader daabi 
meney NILEY, 
SSC result er list e sab parikharthi r 
'Marks' aar 'Rank' diye DILEY.' 
Aar ek rajneetibeed bolley, 
'Ditey paarchi naa oto taa 
swacchata r PRATISHRUTI; 
sab number aar rank website e ba 
list e diye diley, themey jaabe je 
vote er jonne tolabaaji r PROSTUTI; 
jaara korbe parikkha e pass, 
ekmaatro taader ee 
mobile phone e jaabe SMS; 
emni emni ki aar parikkha e 
koraa jaaye pass, taar jonney taaka o 
khorchaa korte hobe BESH; 
taaka diye pass kore, appointment letter 
taa niye khaowa o lok ke 
jatokhushi rasogolla o SANDESH; 
ekhan cbupchaap 
shono amader AADESH; 
ei SSC r result er 
list e 'Marks' aar 'Rank' 
dekhaano r daabi te je anashan 
tomraa korcho, seta aagey OTHAO.' 
Bikkhubdha chaatro neta phisphish 
kore onyo chatro der bolle, 'Hey bichitra 
boka bangaali janagan, Bangabhoomi 
bachaatey agey eder ke HATAO."- Arindam Sain

KKR DEFEATED KXIP BY 28 RUNS ON 27.03.2019 IN IPL 2019 !!!

"From the 1st over itself 
on 27.03.2019, KKR openers 
started to ROAR. 
At Eden Gardens, 
Sunil Narine got 
out after scoring 24. 
Robin Uthappa sensibly 
played his innings while 
staying at the WICKET. 
Nitish Rana was busy 
in maintaining around 
10.00 RUN-RATE. 
Check your fielders before 
you start the BOWLING. 
A 2nd life motivated Andre Russell to 
show his speedy and powerful BATTING. 
Andre Russell of KKR 
also did the trick 
with the ball and took the important 
wicket of KXIP's Chris GAYLE. 
Mayank, Miller and Mandeep tried their 
level best, but, KKR won by 28 runs, as 
due to the KKR storm, the ship of 
KXIP failed to SAIL."- Arindam Sain