EI 'AJAY' NADI TEER E ACHEY BOTEY ONEK GHAASH; TOBE SEYI LAMBA GHAASH ER OPOR FUTECHEY JE PHOOL, NAAM TAAR 'KAASH' !!!

"Saptaaho r sesh e 
peyechi ABOKAASH; 
penja tulo r mato megh e 
bhorechey AKAASH. 
Bhablaam ei chuti r din e, 
Shantiniketan thekey kichu dur 
ghurte jaaoa jaaye JADI; 
ei Birbhum aar taar paasher 
Bardhaman Zilla r maddyikhaan diye 
boye cholechey 'Ajay' NADI. 
Ei 'Ajay' nadi teer e 
achey botey onek GHAASH; 
tobe seyi lamba ghaash er opor 
futechey je phool, naam taar 'KAASH'. 
Jedikey taakai, sedikeyi dekhi 
sabuj rang er opor jano 
saada rang er ABARAN. 
Prakriti jano chaturdikey taar ei aparup 
saaj dekhiye bujhiye dicchey, je se o taairi, 
korte Maa Durga r DEVIBARAN. 
Proti bachor jakhan asey ei writu, 
jaar naam 'SARATH'; 
takhan Bangabhoomi teh eleyi bojha jaaye 
je kato sundar ei 'BHARAT'."- Arindam Sain

JEKHAANE BAARI BHENGECHEY, OIKHAANE TAIRI KORE DITEY HOBE NOTUN BAASOSTHAN; KAARON ETA SARKAARI GAAFILATI, TAAI SARKAAR EE PURON KORBE EI SUNYASTHAN !!!

"Seyi goli r 
naam 'DURGAPITUNI'; 
kono jhar noy, noy bhumikampo, 
tobu kano holo KAPUNI ! 
Guruttopurno kaagajpatro baa nathi baa 
jinish niye korlo taara PRASTHAN. 
Kono ek hotel baa guest house er 
ekti ghar ee taader BAASOSTHAN. 
Oi oitiyomoy baarigulo r saathey joriye 
ache kato ee naa madhur SMRITI. 
Ke ee baa jaanto je ananda r sahar, 
Kolkata e erokom hobe PARINATI. 
Deshi Bangla madh kheye jakhan moreni, 
taahole abaar kiser KHOTI ; 
sudhu tukey pass kora kichu gushkhor 
engineer ra korechey ektu GAAFILATI ! 
Oi elaaka e kintu kono promoter 
flat tairi korte paareni aaj OBDI. 
Taholey ki surango teh kaayeda kore jol 
dhukiye deowaa taao ekta abhinaba FANDI ! 
Koti taaka r ghar bhengechey, 
aar debey bolchey 
maatro dus LAKH; 
thaak aar ditey hobey na bhikka, 
oi 'Cut-Money' r taaka oi 
raajkoshagar ei porey THAAK. 
Jekhaane baari bhengechey, oikhaane tairi 
korey ditey hobe notun BAASOSTHAN; 
kaaron eta sarkaari gaafilati, kaajeyi sarkar ee 
puran korbe seyi SUNYASTHAN."- Arindam Sain

WINE ACCHI HOTI HAIN, JITNI HO WOH BOTTLE PURAANI; BAHUT DINO BAAD TUMHARI TASVEER DEKHI, TOH LAAGTI HO JAISI KOI SALTANAT KI KHUBSOORAT RANI !!!

"Naajaane kyon tuti 
thi hamaare pyar ka 
yeh khubsoorat BANDHAN; 
dono hee dono se door chalein gaye teh 
itni, ki mauka hee nahi milaa dono ko, 
ki karein koi SANGSODHAN. 
Bahut saalon baad dekhe jab 
tumhari khubsoorat TASVEER; 
phir se wahi khubsoorti 
banaa diya mujhko VEER; 
Ehsaas huyi hain humko ke jab dil pe 
laagti hain koi pyar ki TEER; 
koi baaney Ranjha, 
toh koi baaney HEER. 
Chahey kitni bhi 
puraani ho yeh PYAR; 
kabhi na kabhi karti hain 
dil mein WAAR. 
Wine acchi hoti hain, 
jitni ho woh 
bottle PURAANI; 
bahut dino baad tumhari tasveer dekhi, 
toh laagti ho jaise koi saltanat 
ki khubsoorat RANI."- Arindam Sain

ABHI BHI EK AATANKWALA SHABD HAIN YEH 'ATM'; DISCOUNT DENE WALE APPS SE DARR BHI LAAGEY, CHAAHEY JITNI BHI KAHO TUM LOG, KI 'KARO PAYTM' !!!!

"Aajkal toh jish app mein 
jyaada discount MILAA; 
hamare Hindusthan ki nayi peedi 
wahi app download karne CHALAA. 
Ek toh gaaon ka graahak 
fake phone calls 
mein sab kuch detey hain BOL; 
aur ATM card se naa jaane kahaan kaahan 
chalein jaatey woh bachat khaatey 
ke kuch paise ANMOL. 
Ek taraf jab hum IT infrastructure 
aur sarbastariya digitization ki 
karte hain BAATEIN; 
toh phir Cyber Criminals ko uchit sabak 
shikayiye, taah ki grahaak o ki neend haraam 
naa ho aur chain se kaatein RAATEIN. 
ATM mein rupiya 
uthaaney gaye, naa niklaa 
koi bhi rupiya, par bachat khaata se 
paisa ho gaya DEBIT; 
aab woh graahak pareshaan toh hoga hee, 
aur kabhi kabhi toh 72 ghantey ke baad 
wohi paisa uske bachat khata mein 
hoti hain CREDIT. 
Darr kaa maahol 
itni hain ki abhi bhi ek 
aatankwala shabd hain yeh, 'ATM'; 
bhai humko bhi toh darr laage itni discount 
dene wale apps se, jitni bhi kaho tum log, 
ke 'karo PAYTM'"- Arindam Sain

BAASH KUCH HEE RAHEIN GAYI THI DOORI; PAR YEH 'CHANDRAAYAN PROJECT' NAA RAHEGI ADHURI !!!

"Baash kuch hee 
rahein gayi thi DOORI; 
par yeh 'Chandraayan Project' naa 
rahegi kabhi ADHURI. 
Arrey Sivan Saheb aur unki team 
ke baiggyanik o, mat ro, mat RO; 
kyon ki sadiyon se ish Bharat desh 
ki shaan hain yeh 'ISRO'. 
Kyon, thik apni gantabya se kuch hee 
kilometres ki doori par yeh 'Vikram' se 
satellite ka sampark hain TUTI; 
'Koi toh hain' ush Chaand mein, 
yeh kahaani nahi bhi 
ho sakti hain JHOOTI. 
Hamaare pyare 
Chanda mama ke 
paas ghumney gayi hain 
'Vikram' aur 'PRAGYAN'; 
joh log ish mein bhi rajneeti khojte hain, 
unhe humlog bataa dete hain, ki garv hain 
humein ki itni unnati ki hain 
yeh Bharatiya BIGGYAN. 
Aaj 'Prithvi' ki jo hain yeh 
vartaman kharab STHITHI; 
ekdin 'Chand' aur 'Mangal' mein naya 
ghar banaane ki aayegi PARISTHITHI. 
Koi bhi baiggyanik jab koi naya cheez ko 
khojta hain, poore dil se khojta hain, isiliye 
unh logon ki khoj par naa karein 
koi bhi rajnaitik TIPPANI; 
desh ki ek rajya ki janata ne ek kursi 
par baithne diya hain, iska matlab 
yeh nahi, ki kuch bhi bologi 
aur karogi SHAITANI; 
duniya ke bibhinna deshon ki baiggyanik 
issi khoj mein lagaa huya hain ke, 
kisi bhi tarah 'Chaand' aur 'Mangal' 
mein mil jaaye PAANI. 
Joh log 'Biggyan' aur 'Baiggyanik' o ki 
kadar aur samman deta hain aur aagey 
badhne ki utsaah detaa hain, 
woh log hee hain asli 'ADHUNIK'; 
ekdin aisa aayega, jab Bharaitya log 'Chaand' 
aur 'Mangal' mein apni 'Space City' 
banaayengey aur 'Space Tourism' business 
bhi chalegi ekdum THIK."- Arindam Sain

KONO EK RAJYA R NAAM CHILO, 'SUNDI'; SEYI RAJYA R RAJKUMARI KE BIYE KORE KI SEYI RAJYA R RAJA HOTEY PAARBE EI ANDY !!!

"Shono shono, shono boli, 
ekti ajob lok er KATHA; 
chotobela e, kato ee naa porlo prem e, 
kato ee naa pelo BYATHA. 
Forsaa cheley, gaal folaa folaa, meyegulo 
taake dekheyi bolto, 'Ki misti cheley, 
jano ekti Sugar CANDY'; 
meyeder proti taar bhalobasha, 
taar hriday teyi roito chaapa, 
peroto na je seyi GANDI. 
Taai toh jutlo naa 'Karishma', 
'Kareena' r mato meye, 
emon ki 'KALINDI'. 
Odikey dheerey dheerey seyi saishab er 
ektarfa prem er premika der hoy galo biye, 
dui haath e lagiye MEHENDI. 
Etodin galo ketey, ebaar ki tobey 
hotey chaaye se BIBAHITO; 
boyesh niye ki esey jaaye, buro boyeshey 
biye hocchey aajkaal ANABAROTO. 
Biye r laddoo 
naa khele o muskil, 
abaar kheley o hoy boiki 
katorakam er HOYRAANI; 
taai toh praacheen yug e o, mon mejaaj 
bhalo raakhtey, Raja raa mrigaya r naam 
korey, bonbhojon e jeten, rajprasad e 
rekhey diye taader RANI; 
ekhan abosyo meye ra ektu holey o bujhtey 
shikhechey, samay anujaayi roop badlaaye, 
kakhan o mon e hoy Mahishasurmardini, 
toh kakhano MONMOHINI. 
Baari thekey deowaa naam, 
taar laaglo naa bhalo, taai style korey 
nijer naam raakhlo se, 'ANDY'; 
asafal prem er hotasha e bhooghey, ei nirav 
premik niyomito suraa paan korey hoyeche 
fulko luchi, neyi je aar seyi roga BHEENDI. 
Esechey taar moddhey 
ektu adhtu ukeel 
ukeel BHAABH; 
Sohini, Rohini, Mohini, ke acho 
kothay, dhorey ei Andy r haath, 
thik karo er SWABABH. 
Kono ek kaalponik 
rajya r naam chilo, 'SUNDI'; 
seyi rajya r Rajkumari ke biye kore ki seyi rajya 
r Raja hotey paarbe ei ANDY."- Arindam Sain

PUBLIC SECTOR BANKS OF INDIA MUST FOLLOW '5-5-5 THEORY' TO CREATE AN INTERNATIONAL BRAND !!!

"Mergers based on 
same CBS software 
platforms will make the 
merger process more SPEEDY. 
After the 2nd Quarter of FY 2019-20, 
the system integration must start to 
make the staffs of all merged banks 
fully prepared and READY. 
Training costs and infrastructure costs 
have been saved as the mergers 
are based on same 
CBS software PLATFORMS. 
Passbooks, loan documents and logo 
of all branches must be changed 
rapidly within December 2019 
as per banking NORMS. 
In all PSBs, 
there will be 5 zones; 
North, East, Central, 
South and WEST. 
Each 5 zones headed by Regional General 
Manager (RGM) will have 5 FGM offices 
each with 5 Field General Managers (FGM) 
and each FGM having 5 big Currency CHEST. 
Any substaff has 
to work in 5 different 
branches in his LIFETIME. 
Any clerk has to be posted in branches of 
at least 5 districts and after 55 years 
of age, can take VRS ANYTIME. 
Any officer will get transferred after 
15 months in any Branch and 
has to be posted in branches of 
at least 5 different STATES. 
Rural to Urban to Metro and then again 
Rural; this cycle of posting 
to be followed with 
different HRA RATES. 
All FGM offices in India under 
respective FGM to have 
5 Zonal Offices EACH. 
All Zonal Offices to have 5 District Level 
Controlling Office (DLCO), so that 
any branch does not remain out of REACH. 
Each Branch to have 
at least 5 EMPLOYEES. 
Employees of the Top 5 ranked branches of 
each zone will get the 'Performance FEES'. 
CBS software to be more user FRIENDLY; 
to create a brand GLOBALLY."- Arindam Sain