Sunday, September 22, 2019

HARI OM HARI; PACHPAN SAAL KE BAAD BAANO POORA SHAAKAHAARI !!!

"Bahut log poochte hain hum jaise 
sannyasi o ko, ki, kya dhyaan aur yoga 
karne se, insaan hoti hain DEERGHAYU; 
kya ussi jagah pe insaan ka sahed 
hamesha acchi raheti hain jaahaan bahut 
jyaada shuddh hoti hain VAAYU. 
Hum toh kahengey ki kuch toh accha 
asar zaroor karta hain yoga, dhyaan aur 
shuddh vaayu, insaan ke sharir PAR; 
parantu aap deerghayu honge ki naahi, 
yeh jyaada nirbhar karta hain 
aap hee ke UPAR. 
Kya aap har samay 
bahut chintit hain, 
hain bahut PARESHAAN; 
kya kaam karte karte, sahi samaay pe 
thikthaak khaana khaane mein 
raheta hain aap ka DHYAAN. 
Chaalis saal ke umar ke baad, 
maansh, machli aur anda,  
jitni ho saake, khaiye KAM; 
tabhi aap ka peth rahega thikthak, 
nahi hogi jyada samasya, susth aur 
furtilaa rahenge aap EKDAM. 
Yaad rakhiye yeh mantra, 
'Hari Om HARI; 
pachpan saal ke baad, baano 
poora SHAAKAHAARI.'"- Arindam Sain

IN 2019, ON 22/9, SOUTH AFRICA LEVELED THE SERIES 1-1 WITH INDIA DUE TO QUINTON DE KOCK'S 79 !!!

"With a knock of 36 in 25 balls, 
Shikar Dhawan really 
played so FINE. 
Hendricks swung the ball in 
both directions while maintaining 
a decent length and LINE. 
Rabada took 2 excellent catches, 
did one run out and took 
3 wickets by giving 39. 
The late attacks from Hardik and 
Ravindra were not so enough, 
as India settles at 134/9. 
Both Rohit and Virat scored 9; 
in 2019, on the date of 22/9; 
South Africa leveled 1-1 with India 
due to Quinton de Kock's 79; 
and for South Africa, the 
wickets in hand were 9."- Arindam Sain

HIKE FEES ON ALL COURSES; APPLY 'P-P-P' MODEL ON ALL CAMPUS RESOURCES !!!

"A question is getting raised in each and 
every nook and corner of any college 
campus throughout the India NATION; 
that why the brand image of Jadavpur 
University is deteriorating day by day, is it 
becoming a 'Hooliganism' INSTITUTION ? 
In 2014, when the cops 
started beating up 
the students of Jadavpur UNIVERSITY; 
the students got moral support from 
different parts of India as the students 
had a 'Jadavpurian' IDENTITY. 
But, since 2018, 
the 'Jadavpurian' word has started
to loose its brand IMAGE; 
no one likes to see the photos and news 
of 'Jadavpurian' hooliganism in any 
newspaper's front PAGE. 
If these hooligans cannot respect 
themselves, then at least towards the 
'Jadavpur University Alumni', they must 
show some RESPECT. 
By doing nuisances, violence and 
hooliganism, these students are 
deteriorating the brand image of 'Jadavpur 
University' in each and every ASPECT. 
Security system of Jadavpur University 
is so callous that even 
a terrorist can hide 
inside the CAMPUS. 
When the students of Jadavpur University 
is studying there with so much subsidies 
from Bangabhoomi Government, why 
should they even appear in exam to PASS ! 
This Jadavpur University campus is 
becoming the hub of all types of 
anti-government REVOLUTIONS. 
Drugs and other illegal activities do 
happen inside the campus as no one 
abides by any rules and REGULATIONS. 
Hike fees 
of all COURSES. 
Apply 'P-P-P' model on 
all campus RESOURCES."- Arindam Sain

Saturday, September 21, 2019

KISKO HAIN KISKA INTEZAAR; ADHI RAAT KO GARAM HOTI HAIN YEH BAZAAR !!!

"Jab jab train hoti hain LATE; 
tab tab tum se meri hoti hain BHETH. 
Kisko hain kiska INTEZAAR; 
adhi raat ko garam hoti hain yeh BAZAAR. 
Naam toh sunaah hee hoga, 
naam hain AYESHA; 
samjho na mujhey 
koi aisa WAISA, 
par yeh dil hain abhi bhi 
sacchey ishq ke liye PYAASA. 
Pehchaante hain humko sab log yahaan, 
har gali har chappa CHAPPA. 
Dil ekbaar laga kar toh dekho, darro mat, 
nahi bann jaaoge PAPPA; 
kyon ki acchi tarah se aati hain mujhe 
kisike sarh pe pehenana koi bhi TUPPA. 
Aur kitni intezaar karoge khud 
aur humko karwaaogi BABU; 
doh badan pyaasa hain pyar kaa, aao, ishq 
mein dono ho jaaye BEQAABU."- Arindam Sain

MEGH ER AARAAL THEKEY BERIYE ELEY TUMI, BAARE BAARE MUGDHO HOYE JAAI AMI; ACCHA, TUMI KI ANTARYAAMI !!!

"Aaj toh purnima raat, 
tobu kano chaaridikey 
eto ANDHOKAAR; 
meghla aakash er dikey cheye dekhi, 
je tumi royecho megh er aaraale, 
ekebaare NIRBIKAAR. 
Aajkaal kaar prem e naaki 
premik o premika r hriday 
baaje na kono JHANKAAR; 
kakhan jano 
baasa baandhe 
abhimaan o AHANKAAR; 
taai bodhoy aajkaal 
satyikaar er bhalobasha r 
eto HAHAKAAR. 
Torch jwaaliye haatchi 
gram er eet er raasta diye 
apon MON E; 
hotath dekhlum ekti maataal 
haatchey seyi raasta diye, aar 
ki jano bolchey gaan e, GAAN E; 
gram er bekaar gorib cheley, 
kheyechey bangla cholaai, 
khaayeni se SCOTCH; 
ebong praaye sabkoti aanguley 
kato ee naa aangti, dui baahu teh 
kato maaduli aar RAKKHAKABACH. 
Apon mon e gaaichey se gaan, 
'Se kano eto sundari HOLO'; 
bhablaam, charidikey eto 
andhokaar o KAALO; 
tobu taar hriday kintu jwaljwal kore 
jwolchey prem er AALO; 
hoyto je meye ke se bhalobashe, se o 
chaand er mato ee, dekhte khub BHALO. 
Hotath dekhi megh er aaraal theke 
beriye eley TUMI; 
charidikey seyi purnima r alo satti ee ki 
madhur, baare baare mugdho hoye jaai AMI; 
prashno jaage mon e, 'Accha, 
tumi ki ANTARYAAMI' ?"- Arindam Sain

Thursday, September 19, 2019

'NRC' IS GETTING IMPLEMENTED TO FIND OUT THE ILLEGAL MIGRANTS AND TO STOP INFILTRATION; IT WILL SURELY HELP TO HAVE SEVERAL CONTROLLING MEASURES OF INDIA NATION !!!

"Make sure that 
your ancestors had 
any valid document before the 
midnight of 24th March 1971. 
'NRC' means National Register of Citizens 
which will be created throughout India 
as for India,  'Infiltration' is 
becoming an 'Issue No. 1'. 
NRC Seva Kendras 
will be opened soon 
at various block levels for 
smooth 'NRC' OPERATION. 
If any valid document 
of your ancestors is 
not there with you, then make sure that 
your ancestors name is there in 
the prior 1971's electoral ROLL. 
If not, then update AADHAAR Card, 
Voter Card, Ration Card, PAN Card and 
of course, land documents with latest 
parcha at any cost of your family members, 
where you have to take an active ROLE. 
To update or do corrections in your 
Voter Card, don't stand in any LINE; 
just use the app which is 
named as, 'VOTER HELPLINE'. 
'NRC' is getting implemented to find out the 
illegal migrants and to stop INFILTRATION. 
It will surely help to have several controlling 
measures of India NATION."- Arindam Sain

Wednesday, September 18, 2019

INDIA WON BY 7 WICKETS AGAINST SOUTH AFRICA ON 18.09.2019 !!!

"In the clash on 18.09.2019, for India, 
Virat Kohli was the SKIPPER; 
and for South Africa, de Kock was 
both captain and WICKET KEEPER. 
In a good batting condition, Chahar had 
a good bowling spell of 22/2. 
De Kock played his natural aggressive 
innings to score 52. 
The dismissal of de Kock 
slowed down South African innings 
which ended at 149. 
Bavuma proved himself to be a 
hardworking batsman, but due to Chahar, 
went back to pavilion by scoring 49. 
Rohit Sharma got out as one of his legs 
was before the WICKET. 
Shikhar took his own sweet time 
to stay there and become fully SET. 
Just when, the match looked 
too much competitive, Virat took 
the charge in his SHOULDER; 
and with a stormy 72 of 52 balls, 
ensured a 7 wicket victory 
like a roaring LEADER."- Arindam Sain