NOI AMI BERASHIK; GHURTEY JE BHALOBASHI CHATURDIKEY, ASOLEY AMI JE BHRAMONRASHIK !!!

"Uru uru korchey ei MON; 
chaaichey bujhi korte BHRAMON. 
Porun beriye, kodin naa hoy 
bhuley jaan apnaar BAARI; 
ticket ketey yatra kore din shuru, 
chuthbey durbaar gati te oi RAILGAARI. 
Mejaaj je hoye jaabe ekdam 
bindaas o FUFUREY; 
jaanla diye prakriti ke dekhben aar 
mon taa jano jaabe akaash e UREY. 
Aar jodi peye jaan 
apnaar mato ee 
katogulo BHRAMONBILAASI; 
taholey toh rashalo adda merey 
samay ta bhalo ee kaatbe, se aapni 
Kanyakumari jaan baa KAASHI. 
Khaabaar niye kono 
chinta korben naa, jaa paaben 
taai khaben JOMIYE; 
tobey jekono bharamon er jaayega e, 
sabrakam khaabaar er hotel ekhan onek 
hoyechey ebong cholche o RAMROMIYE. 
Ghanoghano bhramon jaara kore, 
taara moteyo noy ALASH; 
aapni ki jaanen je 27se September e 
paalito hoy 'Bhramon DIWAS'. 
Sudhu apnaar mon e jano sabsamay 
baaje gaan, 'Noi ami BERASHIK; 
ghurtey je bhalobashi chaturdikey, asoley 
ami je BHRAMONRASHIK.'"- Arindam Sain

SARKARI BANKWALON KO HEE KYON MILTI HAIN SAB SE KAM PAGAAR; ITNA MEHENAT KARNE KE BAAD BHI, KAM KYON RAHEGA ROZGAAR !!!

"Bachpan mein koi bhi 
puja se pehle, yaad aati thi 
phoolon ka BAAGICHA; 
Jab bhi bagichey se phool uthaane jaate 
teh, tabhi awaaz aati thi, 'Yun hee phool 
naa toro', bolta tha CHACHA. 
Ush maali ko bahut maskaa laagane ke 
baad, club ke puja ke liye acchey acchey 
phool haasil kar leta tha yeh BHATIJA. 
Pyar mein mila jo dhakka, 
uske baad chacha ne kiya nahi shaadi, 
rahein gaye BHRAMACHARI; 
gussa karta tha, kabhi kabhar peeth 
mein do chaar maar bhi deta tha, 
par nahi tha ATYACHAARI. 
Ekdin chacha ne bola, 
'Naa milta hain acchi, sushil 
aur sundar koi CHOKHRI; 
agar nahi milega 
koi bhi acchi si 
sarkari NAUKRI. 
Chacha karte 
teh jisko PYAR; 
usko mili bank ki naukri, aur 
chacha rahein gaya BEKAAR. 
Naukri miltey hee, 
ush ladki ki posting 
ho gayi bahaar, 
chacha se baarh gayi DOORI; 
yeh pyar ka bandhan tuti, ekdin ho gayi 
ush ladki ki shaadi, chacha ne garland 
aur grocery ka dukaan khola aur kar rahein 
teh sau din ke kaam mein MAZDOORI. 
Sarkari bank mein hee naukri 
karte teh hamare BABUJI; 
Bank mein naukri karne ke liye 
naa huye hum RAAZI. 
Raju bachane gaya apne bete ko, 
aur dubo diya 'SATYAM'; 
naukri chala gaya mera, ab gussey mein zid 
pakar liye aur khaaye Ram ji ki KASAM; 
ki koi na koi sarkari naukri ka exam pass 
kar ke acche se naukri karenge EKDUM. 
Canara Bank mein jab PO bann ke ghusey, 
toh lag raha tha ki, 
milaa hain koi INAAM; 
par ek saal baad bola, 
ki jaao aab tumhare posting 
ho gaya Chennai mein, hai RAM. 
Chorh aaya tha Hyderabad, 
aab chorh ke aaya BALASORE; 
2012 saal mein pehele IBPS exam mein 
accha hee tha mera SCORE. 
Offer milaa tha CHAAR; 
ek ko chorh ke, baaki sab tha BEKAAR. 
Syndicate Bank ne bola, 
'jaao uttar BANGABHOOMI'; 
United Bank ne bola, 'jaao Agartala, 
choro apni MAATRIBHOOMI.' 
Bank of India ne bola, 'Dekho bhaiye, 
pehele tumhara character verification 
karega Police, phir humlog 
tumko joining DENGEY.' 
Allahabad Bank ne bola, 'Manpower 
nahi hain jyada, ek haftey ke andar, apne 
hee home zone pe join karo bhai, baad mein 
police verification report DEKHENGEY.' 
'Talent Hunt' aur 'Flexible HR Policies' 
mein Allahabad Bank aaj bhi hain 
waise hee DUMDAAR; 
tabhi toh aaj bhi sabhi sarkari bank o ki 
tulnaa mein graahak pariseva mein 
Allahabad Bank aaj bhi hain SHAANDAAR. 
1865 se le kar aaj tak ki yatra mein 
Allahabad Bank rahein hain har kadam 
graahak o ke SAATH; 
par kuch kharab graahak o ke liye NPA itna 
badh gaya, ki Allahabad Bank aur Indian 
Bank ki merger ki chal rahi hain BAATH. 
Modi Sarkar ne toh 
har cheez ke liye 
sarkari bank ko hee CHUNA; 
par Bipartite Settlement ke samay IBA 
ke zariye banaate hain naa jaane 
kitne saare BAAHANA. 
Bank karmachariyon ko hee 
sunna padhta hain na jaane, graahak o ki 
kitni saari buri BAATEIN; 
doosre din phir bank jaana padega, 
yehi darr leke bankwalon ki 
kaat thi hain RAATEIN. 
Sarkari Bankwalon ko hee kyon 
milti hain sabse kam PAGAAR; 
itna mehenat karne ke baad bhi, kam 
kyon rahega ROZGAAR."- Arindam Sain

BOTH OF US LIVE IN THE SAME ISLAND; BUT OUR RESPECTIVE OFFICE IS ON THE CITY WHICH IS IN THE MAINLAND !!!

"Both of us live 
in the same ISLAND; 
but our respective office is on the 
city which is in the MAINLAND. 
Everyday we board the 
same machine driven 
speedy JETTY BOAT. 
Though, many rich officials also board 
on it, but, as a common man, I never 
board on it by wearing a COAT. 
For your sweet face, nice curly hairs, 
beautiness, glamour and sexy figure, 
you are famous in that boat 
among so many GUYS. 
It is not that, out of so many beautiful 
lady passengers, I have ignored your 
beauty completely, I have also stared 
directly at your brown coloured EYES. 
In the jetty parking lot 
of the mainland, 
you have kept a bicycle on RENT. 
I am quite allergic to two wheelers, so, 
on any Toto car, it hardly matters, 
how much money I have SPENT. 
Everyday, I tell the Toto driver 
to follow your bicycle and 
keep an adjustable PACE. 
You are also smart enough to 
control your speed and never 
saw you to compete or RACE. 
One day, I don't know 
where was your ATTENTION; 
you collided with a moped 
to create a traffic SENSATION. 
I took you 
to the nearby HOSPITAL; 
thank god, your injuries 
were not so FATAL. 
On that day only, we talked for the 
first time with each OTHER; 
then, that friendship got transformed 
into a sweet love story RATHER. 
Love is beautiful, 
though, the paths of love 
are not so SMOOTHER; 
we both have a sweet daughter 
who is expecting soon, 
maybe, a sweet BROTHER. 
Both of us live 
in the same ISLAND; 
but our respective office is on the 
city which is in the MAINLAND."- Arindam Sain

HARI OM HARI; PACHPAN SAAL KE BAAD BAANO POORA SHAAKAHAARI !!!

"Bahut log poochte hain hum jaise 
sannyasi o ko, ki, kya dhyaan aur yoga 
karne se, insaan hoti hain DEERGHAYU; 
kya ussi jagah pe insaan ka sahed 
hamesha acchi raheti hain jaahaan bahut 
jyaada shuddh hoti hain VAAYU. 
Hum toh kahengey ki kuch toh accha 
asar zaroor karta hain yoga, dhyaan aur 
shuddh vaayu, insaan ke sharir PAR; 
parantu aap deerghayu honge ki naahi, 
yeh jyaada nirbhar karta hain 
aap hee ke UPAR. 
Kya aap har samay 
bahut chintit hain, 
hain bahut PARESHAAN; 
kya kaam karte karte, sahi samaay pe 
thikthaak khaana khaane mein 
raheta hain aap ka DHYAAN. 
Chaalis saal ke umar ke baad, 
maansh, machli aur anda,  
jitni ho saake, khaiye KAM; 
tabhi aap ka peth rahega thikthak, 
nahi hogi jyada samasya, susth aur 
furtilaa rahenge aap EKDAM. 
Yaad rakhiye yeh mantra, 
'Hari Om HARI; 
pachpan saal ke baad, baano 
poora SHAAKAHAARI.'"- Arindam Sain

IN 2019, ON 22/9, SOUTH AFRICA LEVELED THE SERIES 1-1 WITH INDIA DUE TO QUINTON DE KOCK'S 79 !!!

"With a knock of 36 in 25 balls, 
Shikar Dhawan really 
played so FINE. 
Hendricks swung the ball in 
both directions while maintaining 
a decent length and LINE. 
Rabada took 2 excellent catches, 
did one run out and took 
3 wickets by giving 39. 
The late attacks from Hardik and 
Ravindra were not so enough, 
as India settles at 134/9. 
Both Rohit and Virat scored 9; 
in 2019, on the date of 22/9; 
South Africa leveled 1-1 with India 
due to Quinton de Kock's 79; 
and for South Africa, the 
wickets in hand were 9."- Arindam Sain

HIKE FEES ON ALL COURSES; APPLY 'P-P-P' MODEL ON ALL CAMPUS RESOURCES !!!

"A question is getting raised in each and 
every nook and corner of any college 
campus throughout the India NATION; 
that why the brand image of Jadavpur 
University is deteriorating day by day, is it 
becoming a 'Hooliganism' INSTITUTION ? 
In 2014, when the cops 
started beating up 
the students of Jadavpur UNIVERSITY; 
the students got moral support from 
different parts of India as the students 
had a 'Jadavpurian' IDENTITY. 
But, since 2018, 
the 'Jadavpurian' word has started
to loose its brand IMAGE; 
no one likes to see the photos and news 
of 'Jadavpurian' hooliganism in any 
newspaper's front PAGE. 
If these hooligans cannot respect 
themselves, then at least towards the 
'Jadavpur University Alumni', they must 
show some RESPECT. 
By doing nuisances, violence and 
hooliganism, these students are 
deteriorating the brand image of 'Jadavpur 
University' in each and every ASPECT. 
Security system of Jadavpur University 
is so callous that even 
a terrorist can hide 
inside the CAMPUS. 
When the students of Jadavpur University 
is studying there with so much subsidies 
from Bangabhoomi Government, why 
should they even appear in exam to PASS ! 
This Jadavpur University campus is 
becoming the hub of all types of 
anti-government REVOLUTIONS. 
Drugs and other illegal activities do 
happen inside the campus as no one 
abides by any rules and REGULATIONS. 
Hike fees 
of all COURSES. 
Apply 'P-P-P' model on 
all campus RESOURCES."- Arindam Sain

KISKO HAIN KISKA INTEZAAR; ADHI RAAT KO GARAM HOTI HAIN YEH BAZAAR !!!

"Jab jab train hoti hain LATE; 
tab tab tum se meri hoti hain BHETH. 
Kisko hain kiska INTEZAAR; 
adhi raat ko garam hoti hain yeh BAZAAR. 
Naam toh sunaah hee hoga, 
naam hain AYESHA; 
samjho na mujhey 
koi aisa WAISA, 
par yeh dil hain abhi bhi 
sacchey ishq ke liye PYAASA. 
Pehchaante hain humko sab log yahaan, 
har gali har chappa CHAPPA. 
Dil ekbaar laga kar toh dekho, darro mat, 
nahi bann jaaoge PAPPA; 
kyon ki acchi tarah se aati hain mujhe 
kisike sarh pe pehenana koi bhi TUPPA. 
Aur kitni intezaar karoge khud 
aur humko karwaaogi BABU; 
doh badan pyaasa hain pyar kaa, aao, ishq 
mein dono ho jaaye BEQAABU."- Arindam Sain