HAR BYABSAAYE BAZAAR AUR SABJI MANDI KO JODHNE KI KHAATIR, WOH BANAAYE NAYA NAYA BADIYA RAASTA; ISILIYE TOH BABUA, AAJ BHI KAPDA, KOI BHI CHEEZ YA SABJI EE BIHAR MA HAIN SHASTAA !!!

"Ee Bihar ma ek samay 
bada ee atyachaar 
karee ho, ee LALOO; 
jab se Nitish power ma aayi gawa ho, 
mafia raaj toh bilkul bandh hoi gayeel, 
naa hain aab CHALOO. 
Sab ko milego tender, khaali shanti 
baanayi raakhi yeh Bihar ma, 
ganatantra ki KHAATIR; 
dheere dheere vikash hone laaga ee 
Bihar ma, arrey babua, ee Nitish aapna 
toh niklaa bade ee SHAATIR. 
Aab toh babua, Patna se Chapra tak ka 
safar bhi kar sake ho Metro Rail ma, 
kuch hee saalon BAAD; 
bacha liyo hain ee Nitish baa, 
sahi waqt par, nahi toh Bihar ho 
hee jaawat ekdum BARBAAD. 
Har sabji mandi aur byabsaye bazaar o 
ko jodhne ki khaatir, woh baanaye 
naya naya badiya RAASTA; 
isiliye toh babua, aaj bhi kapda, 
koi bhi cheez ya sabji, ee 
Bihar ma hain SHASTAA."- Arindam Sain

ARREY KAISE HO RUDRAKSHA RAKSHIT; ABHI BHI HO ITNI CHINTIT !!!

"Arrey kaise ho 
Rudraksha RAKSHIT ? 
Abhi bhi ho 
itni CHINTIT; 
ke tumhari paisa aur naukri kya 
hain sachmuch SURAKSHIT. 
Suraksha kahaan 
hain BHAYA; 
isiliye toh itni saari 
Jeevan Bima KARBAAYA. 
Sarkari sanstha o ka sankhya 
ho jaayegi bahut KAM; 
bahut gati laana hoga koi bhi kaam 
mein, jab bhi badayengey koi KADAM. 
USA model 
ne shikhaya 
'Social Security NUMBER'; 
China model 
ne shikaya 'Made in India', taah ki 
amdaani naa karni hogi har BAAR. 
USSR model 
ne shikaya ki jyada badhne 
naa paaye MUDRASFITI; 
Europe model ne shikaya ki 
kisi bi sanstha ka monopoly nahi 
rahegi, yehi hain vartaman PARISTHITI. 
Jab Zindagi mein kuch bhi surakshit 
nahi hain, toh kaahe ka, aur kya 
khoney ka DARR; 
jee le apni zindagi aapne andaz se, 
kabhi yahaan toh kabhi wahaan 
kaam karna shuru KAR."- Arindam Sain

HUM NE PADH LIYA HAIN TUMHARE DIL; HOON MAIN TUMHARE KAABIL; APNI PYAARI SI SANSAAR MEIN KARLO MUJHE SAAMIL !!!

"Ladki ne boli, 'Main bhi tumhari tarah 
divorcee hoon, naam hain JANHAVI; 
tum toh ho 
Internet ki RAJKAVI; 
badiya laagta hain tumhare 
woh sab stylish CHAVI; 
ish Rajya mein toh bahut kam hee 
suney hain tumhare yeh PADVI.'

Ladke ne bola, 'Dadaji kaha karte 
teh ki eksamay hamaare 
purvpurush teh RAJASTHANI; 
Maharana Pratap ke samay 
Alwar mein kisi Rajput Raja 
ke teh Rajput SENANI. 
Phir Uttar Pradesh mein 
Thakur Bhrahmin baaney aur phir 
unme sey kuch ghusey BIHAR; 
zameen ko leke dangal huye, 
baane teh joh kuch bigre huye 
shehzaada aur ZAMINDAAR. 
Gene ke andar hee hain 
maar danga wali baath, 
kuch kar nahi SAKTE; 
par gussey ko kaabu mein rakhna 
shikhey hain humlog yun hee 
raastey mein chalte CHALTE. 
Bihar mein jab huye badiya sa 
parivaar wala DAANGA; 
tab khoon ke rang se laal 
ho chuki thi Maa GANGA. 
Apne hee parivaar walon se 
jaan baachane ke liye, 
kuch bhaagey BARDHAMAN; 
kuch gaya Baleswar mein Panda banne, 
aur kuch wahan se uttar ke disha mein 
gaya, banne Nandigram ka MEHMAAN. 
Midnapore se 
saat bhai 
aaye SUNDARBAN; 
ussi saat bhai ka ek bhai tha mere 
Dadaji, badiya karte teh Gita paath 
aur gaate teh BHAJAN. 
Kisaan ke bete ko 
milaa ek rastriya bank 
mein naukri aur aaya KOLKATTA; 
sirf hum hee ish khaandaan ki pehli 
bada ladke hain joh doosre jagah pe 
migrate na kar saka, hai re VIDHAATA.'

Ladki ne boli, 'Chorh ke chali gayi 
jisse kiye teh SHAADI; 
ho gaya, jitna 
honaa tha BARBAADI. 
Phir se shuru karo 
ek naya ZINDAGI; 
hum toh taiyaar hain ish Rajput se, 
karne ke liye DILLAGI. 
Kolkatta mein aab kya rakha hain, 
chalo Bengaluru, Chennai ya MUMBAI; 
Rukmini nahi, Radha nahi, o mere Kishan 
Kanaiya, main banoongi tumhari MEERABAI.'

Ladka ne bola, 'Mat karo 
itni bhi JALDBAAZI; 
shaadi ke liye mat ho jaao 
itni jaldi RAAZI. 
Pehle poori tarah se 
parakh toh loh MUJHE; 
kyon kuch galat kaha 
kya maine, kya SAMJHE.'

Haash ke woh ladki boli, 
'Ziddi hotey ho tum Rajput log, 
kar ke hee chorhte ho, 
jo pakad lete ho ZID; 
par jab bhi jisse pyar karte ho, 
ussey bahut pyar karte ho, 
aur karte ho unse bhi bahut 
saare pyaar ki UMMEED. 
Khaaye ho 
dhokha EKBAAR; 
iska matlab yeh nahi, ke milega 
nahi tumko saccha PYAR. 
Humne toh padh liya 
hain tumhare DIL; 
hoon main 
tumhare KAABIL; 
apni pyari si sansaar mein kar lo 
mujhko SAAMIL.'"- Arindam Sain

WILL INDIA PLAY THEIR 1ST DAY-NIGHT TEST MATCH AT EDEN GARDENS; AS INDIAN TEAM IS IN A GREAT FORM, THE EXPERIMENTATION DOES MAKE A POSITIVE SENSE !!!

"Is India and Bangladesh jointly 
on 3rd November 2019, going to 
create a new RECORD; 
discussions for approvals are going on 
before we can hear the final decision 
on BCCI President's vocal CORD. 
The colour of the 
ball is PINK; 
a Day-Night Test match series may be 
quite fascinating, what do you THINK ! 
Many other nations have played 
Test matches with the Pink BALL; 
if started, then it can be a good experience 
for the Indian cricket team after ALL. 
Will India play 
their 1st Day-Night Test 
match at Eden GARDENS ? 
When the Indian cricket team is in 
great form, the experimentation does 
make a positive SENSE."- Arindam Sain

'PASS-FAIL' AASUK FIREY; TOBE JODI BANGABHOOMI R SHIKKA R MAAN DAARAYE GHUREY !!!

"Eta ke re, 
college pass koreche, 
othocho bhalo kore likhteyo 
paarena ekta DARKHAASTO; 
'Soft skills are Letter writing' er 
training class e pathacchi tomaaye, 
tarpor o naa likhtey paarle, kore debo 
ei chaakri theke BARKHAASTO. 
Yeh dekho 
mere pyare 
mitron aur DOSTO; 
yeh haal hain Bangaal ke ladko ka, padhai 
likhai mein ekdum bekaar, khaali khaata 
hain chaawal, dal aur aloo POSTO. 
Dosh ta asoley tomaar noy, 
asoley bhool koreche PROSHASHAN; 
bhebechilo je 'Pass-Fail' tuley diye 
chaalabe 'Hirak Rajya' r mato SHASHAN; 
kintu sarkaari shikkhak 
baa kono dhoni bangaali r 
chele meye ra je porey oi ICSE 
ba CBSE board er Private SCHOOL E; 
tomraa oi mid-day meal ee khaabe aar 
kichu naa shikhey college o pass kore jaabe, 
kintu All India Competitive parikkha e pass 
keyu korbena tomaar teen KUL E. 
Taholey byapar ta 
ki daracchey, jaar baba r 
achey beshi PAISA; 
seyi kintu pacchey asol shikkha, 
bhalo ee dakhal e thaakche 
oi English BHASHA; 
se bhalo jaayega e chaakri peye 
hocchey aaro dhoni, 
aar tumi royeyi jaccho CHAASHA. 
Pratham e ora English dilo TULEY; 
tomraa ek dhaap pichiye GELEY; 
Computer jodi o baa onek bachor 
por e Bangabhoomi teh ELO; 
pass fail gelo uthey, kotha theke 
aar paabe shikka r ALO. 
'Pass-Fail' 
aasuk FIREY, 
tobe jodi Bangabhoomi r shikka r maan 
abaar daaraye GHUREY."- Arindam Sain

AMI GOPON MANTRA SHIKHEY HOTEY CHAAI ANTARYAAMI; KAARON AATMA R SHANTI EBONG MAANUSH ER JEEVAN, DUTO EE BESH DAAMI !!!

"Chotobela thekeyi 
ami ANAATH; 
ei shamsaan ee amaar baasosthaan, 
ami tantrik TARAKNATH. 
Bolo he bolo, 
hey shamsaan KALI; 
ki chaai tomaar, sudhu ekbaar 
bolo amaaye KHAALI; 
ekkhuni diye debo 
katogulo PATHABALI. 
Chotobela thekeyi 
ami tomaar BHAKTO; 
balo sudhu bolo, kato chaai 
kaacha maangsho aar RAKTO. 
Je kore amaar 
saathey SHAROJANTRA; 
taar khoti ami koreyi chaaari, kaaron 
ami je jaani onekgulo MANTRA. 
Mrityu r por laash hoye aasey 
maanush ei shamsaan e, 
jaane na tomaar ki KHAMOTA; 
kintu jakhan oder aatmaa shanti naa peye 
ghorey edik odik bhooth hoye, takhan 
tumi ee hoye otho oder ador er MAATA. 
Esechey kaliyug, 
maanush ekhan hoyechey 
nishturh aar SWARTHOPOR; 
eder mastisko thik hoy, 
bhool jaaye bhengey, jakhan era 
bhooth hoye jaaye mrityu r POR. 
Tomaar pujo kore, 
onek sadhana r por peyechi 
ami onek SHAKTI; 
taai toh aajker ei 
amabasya raat e, jegechey amaar, 
tomaar proti onek BHAKTI. 
Ami ebaar 
katha boltey chaai 
jekono bhooth er SAATHEY; 
jaate seyi bhooth gulo jano kono 
maanush er khoti na kore taader 
jeevan er GATIPATHEY. 
Ami gopon mantra shikhey 
hotey chaai ANTARYAAMI; 
kaaron aatmaa r shanti ebong maanush er 
jeevan, duto ee besh DAAMI."- Arindam Sain

DIWALI IS THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS; SAY NO TO FIRECRACKERS, TO MAINTAIN HEALTHY EARS AND EYESIGHTS !!!

"The dogs can hear 
what you CANNOT; 
for them, noise of any 
firecracker means a LOT. 
Ask any environmentalist, 
that after the Diwali day, how much 
pollution is their in the AIR; 
To keep an healthy environment, 
all of us must work unitedly to keep 
a pollution free ATMOSPHERE. 
In India, the concern 
about any type of 
pollution is always 
the last topic of DISCUSSION. 
Thanks to the Modi Government, 
at least, for cleaning up the Ganga River 
and the cleaning works are a reality 
without any CONFUSION. 
As per the scientific reports, 
the Earth planet is slowly becoming 
a polluted gas CHAMBER; 
even the waters under the 
deep layers of soils are 
drying out, always REMEMBER. 
Senior citizens and patients 
also suffer a lot 
due to the noise POLLUTION. 
In every state of India, the high sound 
producing firecrackers must be banned 
as it can be a good SOLUTION. 
DIWALI is the 
festival of LIGHTS; 
say no to firecrackers, to maintain 
healthy ears and EYESIGHTS."- Arindam Sain