Tuesday, December 24, 2019

THE MORE THEY LOSE, THE MORE THEY LEARN; THE MORE THEY FIGHT BACK, THE MORE THEY EARN !!!

"In many tournaments, 
we have seen that a team 
which played so well 
failed to lift the CUP; 
but, still, the performance, 
confidence and the sportsman 
spirit of that team always 
gets a thumbs UP. 
Keep on giving 
full efforts to perform 
better and BETTER; 
don't regard your profession 
as the only way to 
earn bread and BUTTER. 
When you die, 
you will have nothing 
in your POSSESSION; 
all that you have earned will be 
enjoyed by your legal heirs as per 
the 'Certificate of SUCCESSION'; 
therefore, enjoy and satisfy 
your life fully, by capitalizing 
on your beloved PASSION. 
Good performance and 
sincere dedication are the 
pillars to get the 1st PRIZE; 
but, sometimes, you may 
get the 2nd Prize also, 
what a SURPRISE ! 
Always analyze why 
your team ended up 
as a Runners UP; 
what type of icing as well as 
cherry is required on the cake 
to lift the Champion's CUP. 
Don't run after 
the numbers, 
run after 
long term GOALS; 
then only, in future, your next 
generation people will do a case study 
on your administrative responsibilities 
and financial ROLES. 
If there will be no competitors, 
then to whom will you prove 
your survival CAPABILITIES; 
in odd and challenging times, 
you can yourself find out your 
hidden talents and ABILITIES. 
The more they lose, 
the more they LEARN; 
the more they fight back, 
the more they EARN."- Arindam Sain

Sunday, December 22, 2019

O HO HO HO HO, AAYA HAIN SANTA; BOLO BOLO, BACCHON, KYA TUM MAANGTA !!!

"O ho ho ho ho, 
aaya hain SANTA; 
bolo bolo bacchon, 
kya tum MAANGTA. 
Antaryami hain VISWAVIDHAATA; 
woh hain JAANTA; 
kya tum MAANGTA; 
woh humko sabkuch hain BOLTA; 
isiliye toh hum har saal AATA; 
chaubbis december ki raat ko 
tum jab shota RAHETA; 
hum chupchap tumhari tohfa 
tumhare paas RAKHTA; 
subah neend se uthke 
tum bahut khush HOTA. 
Sirf woh khushi dekhne ke liye, 
har saal aata hain yeh SANTA; 
bolo bolo bacchon, 
kya tum MAANGTA."- Arindam Sain

UNIFORM SYSTEM OF PUBLIC FOOD DISTRIBUTION; UNIFORM FORMAT FOR NATIONAL RATION CARD (NRC) IN INDIA NATION !!!

"Uniform system of 
Public Food DISTRIBUTION; 
uniform format for National 
Ration Card (NRC) in India NATION. 
How many of you 
have received the 
'Digital Ration Card' YET ? 
After submitting the old manullay 
written Ration Card to them, 
why are they doing so LATE ? 
The issue 
of 'Black Marketing' 
is still THERE; 
after 1st April 2020, you may don't 
need to give any importance to 
any Ration Shop DEALER. 
National Ration Card (NRC) 
will be implemented in India 
very soon to bring TRANSPARENCY; 
all the Ration Cards will have a unique 
Ration Card ID (RCID) and the 'Ration 
System' will have increased EFFICIENCY. 
With that National Ration Card (NRC), 
you can buy 'Rice', 'Wheat' and 'Sugar' 
at a discounted 'Ration' PRICE; 
from any grocery shop of India, 
but, you can avail it in a 
single month, only TWICE. 
All registered grocery shops will be 
given a 'NRC rubber stamp', which has to 
be stamped on the NRC, after any buyer 
has purchased 'Rice' and/or 
'Wheat' and/or 'SUGAR'; 
by 2022, the 
'Food Distribution System' 
with more transparency 
and effectiveness 
will become BIGGER."- Arindam Sain

'AAMRAA 'MIDDLE CLASS'; AAMRAA EE 'TURUPER TAASH' !!!

"Aamraa 'Middle CLASS'; 
aamraa ee 'Turuper TAASH'. 
Noyi tato garib, 
noyi tato DHONI; 
tobu kobe paabo abaar por er maash 
er maaine, seyi dingulo GUNI. 
Chirokaal ee amader bangsho 
parampara khub ee RAKKHANSHEEL; 
bhalobashi shanti, sampriti o paristhithi, 
jaa kina STHITHISHEEL. 
Aamraa 'Middle CLASS'; 
aamraa ee 'Turuper TAASH'. 
Khub dhoni aar khub gorib, 
ei samaaj er kichu ANGSHO; 
kintu je kono samaaj e, amader 
janosankhya ee ADHIKANGSHO. 
Jekono rajnoitik dal ke jeet teh holey, 
amraa ee sesh BHARSHA; 
tobu amader elaaka teyi beshi 
upodrab korey Dengue r MASHA. 
Aamraa 'Middle CLASS'; 
aamraa ee 'Turuper TAASH. 
Aamraa nijeder ke 
mon e korina 
kono BUDDHIJEEBI; 
barong jekono annyay er pratibaad 
koraar khamota raakhi, takhan 
hoye jaai aamra, BIRJEEBI; 
keyu baa hoye jaaye 
bidrohi KABI; 
keyu baa aankey bhalo bhalo 
cartoon baa emni CHABI. 
Aamraa 'Middle CLASS'; 
aamraa ee 'Turuper TAASH. 
Aamraa ee kori 
protibaad, daman 
korte DURNITI; 
amader vote na peley, kono rajneetibeed 
kono nirbachan e jetey na, jato ee koruk 
amader sathey, ora, nongra RAJNEETI. 
Amader katha bhebeyi 
taairi hoye 
nityanotun RASHTRANEETI; 
amader saarbik abodaan er jonnyo ee 
Bharat er saamaajik o arthanoitik 
byabostha e aasey byapok GATI. 
Aamraa 'Middle CLASS'; 
aamraa ee 'Turuper TAASH.'"- Arindam Sain

FORGET THE PAST, AT PRESENT, DON'T YOU DARE; AS I AM NOT IN A MOOD TO SHARE !!!

"Miss Z: 'He is a conqueror of so 
many female 'HEARTS'; 
as because he stopped ruling my 
heart; nowadays, it really HURTS.'

Miss Y: 'He is 
surely the King 
of 'ROMANCE'; 
but, due to some ego problems, 
for some days, you closed 
the romantic ENTRANCE; 
why should I not capitalize on that 
opportunity, when I have got 
a golden CHANCE.'

Miss X: 'The King of 'Romance' is neither 
so rich nor spends too much MONEY; 
but, his romantic acts 
can make you feel HORNY; 
can wet you up even if the 
weather is not so RAINY; 
he never forgets his true lovers, that's why; 
he is still and always remain my best HONEY.'

Miss Y: 'Forget the past, 
at present, don't you DARE; 
as I am not in 
a mood to SHARE; 
as he is like a beautiful romantic 
gift to me, which is quite RARE; 
well, I am not insulting your true love 
towards him, but, you can only access 
him, when in this world, I will not be THERE; 
who knows, maybe, 
a much better person than him 
is waiting for you SOMEWHERE; 
when you have left my current lover once, 
he is your past now, till I go away from him, 
don't come to conquer him again HERE.'"- Arindam Sain

DON'T INSULT OUR HONOURABLE SUPREME COURT AND PARLIAMENT; NO BILLS GET PASSED IN BOTH THE HOUSES WITHOUT ANY DEBATE, DISCUSSION AND ARGUMENT !!!

"When someone said, 
'Garibi hatao', then some political 
parties started criticizing HER; 
by saying that she is trying 
to make rich people richer 
and poor people POORER. 
In those days, there were no television, 
no media channels, no internet, so, on the 
basis of rumors only, a party defeated a 
ruling party, that we can UNDERSTAND; 
but, in this age of globalization, 
modernization and digitization, with so 
many internet users and educated people, 
India is now a rational LAND. 
But, alas, still, the educated people of 
India rely on rumors rather than 
doing some research works 
on any SUBJECT; 
that's why, maybe, too much theoretically 
inclined first boys or girls in the 
corporate world are sometimes regarded 
as 'Intellectually IMPERFECT.' 
'CAA' and 'CAB' 
is about 
giving CITIZENSHIP; 
but, still, the educated people of India gets 
brainwashed by some politically motivated 
rumors and becomes a dumb headed SHEEP. 
Before shouting and yelling just like those 
uneducated hooligans, have you ever read 
actually what is 'CAA' and 'CAB' in any 
Internet based search ENGINE ? 
If the answer is a big 'NO', then, how 
foolish and dumb headed 
you are, even your college 
professors can IMAGINE. 
Even if we assume that you are 
getting pocket money from them 
to do any fake PROTEST; 
then also, what's the point 
in getting hospitalized after 
becoming so VIOLENT. 
Don't insult 
our honorable Supreme Court 
and PARLIAMENT; 
no bills get passed in both the 
houses without any debate, 
discussion and ARGUMENT."- Arindam Sain

INDIA WON THE SERIES BY 2-1 AGAINST WEST INDIES BY WINNING THE DECIDER MATCH BY 4 WICKETS ON 22.12.2019 !!!

"In Cuttack on 22.12.2019, 
no one scored a TON; 
Nicholas scored 89 and 
74 got scored by KIERON. 
Rohit and Rahul 
gave a perfect 
partnership of 122; 
both Shreyas and Rishabh 
scored 7 each as Keemo got 
Pant as his Wicket No. 2. 
After Kedar's dismissal, 
Ravindra and Virat was the 
last recognized batting PAIR; 
Jadeja played patiently 
at the other end as Kohli can 
change anytime, any GEAR. 
When Paul got Kohli at his 85, 
Shardul came in with 
no such FEAR; 
the fantastic innings by the 
Thakur made it look that the 
target of 315 is so NEAR. 
India won the series by 2-1 
by defeating West Indies 
by 4 wickets in the DECIDER; 
but, thanks to the West Indies team also, 
for playing such an excellent cricket 
in India, no WONDER."- Arindam Sain