MANGALORE E JE 5 LAKH TAAKA GALO, SETA ELO KOTHA THEKEY !!!

"Mangalore e je 5 lakh taaka galo, 
seta elo kotha THEKEY; 
othocho Bangabhoomi r sarkari karmider DA 
deowa jacchena, era boka banacche KAAKEY. 
Ekhan toh dekhchi 
maa er cheye maasi r darad BESHI; 
kato taaka paaye suni, jakhan maara jaaye 
kono BANGABHOOMIBAASI; 
Surjyo uthley ekmaatro kaak e raai 
kore 'Kaa Kaa', tobey taader dekhley 
amader oto taa paayena HAASI. 
Ekhan o kintu puron hoyni 
Panchayat nirbachan er 
paap er PRAYASCHITTO; 
tobu bhalo je khub tararari ee 
bujhte pereche je ghor sankat e 
ei dal er ASTITTWA; 
je jaai boluk, Bidhan, 
Siddhartha, Jyoti 
ebong Buddhadev Babuder 
kintu chilo daarun BYAKTITTWA; 
emni emni Satyajit Ray 'Oscar' paayeni, 
teeni dekhiye diye gachen je Bangabhoomi 
teh asoley choley 'Hirak Rajar Desh' er 
mato ee ekta RAJOTTWO."- Arindam Sain

BJP IS MORE PATRIOTIC; WHEREAS SOME ACTIVITIES OF INC ARE REALLY SO IDIOTIC !!!

"SABINA: 'Come on Tamina, workers of 
INC and other parties are 
giving us money to 
go for the AGITATION; 
we are getting money from these parties, 
this is the time do more income, though, 
I also know that 'CAA' is not going to 
affect any citizen of India NATION.'

TAMINA: 'Shame on you, 
Sabina, is earning money 
everything for you, 
not your conscience, not a true 
patriotic Indian's IDENTITY; 
every now and then, your drunkard husband 
utters the word, 'Talaq' for three times, but, 
still, you are his wife, because this Modi 
Government has given all the married 
Muslim women, a new social SECURITY. 
We have lots of other issues in this 
country, but, you people are 
wasting time on 'CAA' which is 
not an issue at ALL; 
BJP has solved Babri Masjid issue, did 
surgical strikes on Pakistan and even 
thinking about development 
of Indian Muslims OVERALL. 
BJP is 
more PATRIOTIC; 
whereas some activities of INC 
are really so IDIOTIC.'"- Arindam Sain

IF PAKISTAN IS AGAIN SHOWING BARBARIANISM IN THE 'LINE OF CONTROL'; THEN THE INDIAN ARMY TO BE GIVEN THE FULL FREEDOM NOW TO PLAY AN AGGRESSIVE ROLE !!!

"If Pakistan is again showing 
barbarianism in the 'Line of CONTROL'; 
then the Indian Army to be given the full 
freedom now to play an aggressive ROLE. 
If after several surgical strikes, the 
Pakistani terrorists and the soldiers 
have not learned any LESSON; 
then, don't worry, our Indian Army is 
there to teach the next chapters 
as the brutal war is ON. 
At present, Pakistan is targeting to 
create terrorist base camps in the 
Pakistan acquired Kashmir REGION; 
time is ideal for the Indian Army 
to take control of PoK with a 
good patriotic REASON. 
If Pakistan wants a war, let there 
be a war, our Indian Army is ready 
to conquer Islamabad anytime 
to have a sweet VICTORY; 
then the Pakistani region will be 
controlled jointly by UN, USA, Russia, 
China and India each having a share 
of their own TERRITORY."- Arindam Sain
    

BISHAAL BARO BIRBHUM ER MAATH, AKASH KHOLAMELA; THANDA R SAMAY, BESH BHALO EE LAAGE SHANTINIKETAN ER POUSHMELA !!!

"Bishaal baro Birbhum er maath, 
akash KHOLAMELA; 
thanda r samay, besh bhalo ee laage 
Shantiniketan er POUSHMELA. 
Eto baro maath e, nehaat 
dokaanpat noy toh ALPO; 
apnaake satti ee mugdho kore debey 
Birbhum er bikkhyato HASTHOSHILPO. 
Mela e dupur bela thekey 
sandhya obdi hoy 
bisesh sanskritik ANUSTHAN; 
baaul gaan, lokgeeti ebong adivaasi nrittya 
dekhle, aar rabindra kavita r abbritti sunley, 
satti ee apnaar juriye jaabe PRAAN. 
Ei mela r chaturdikeyi paaben 
'Mathura Cake' aar 'Papri CHAT'; 
ei mela e kintu paaowa jaaye daarun 
dekhtey, beter tairi chair, dolna o KHAAT. 
Jaah bheerh hoy, etto baro maath e o, 
kheteyi paaren ektu adhtu guto baa THYALA; 
tobe beshi bheerh seikhaaneyi paaben, 
jekhane achey katogulo 'NAGARDOLA'. 
Tobe ei mela r 
bisesh ekti nagardola 
holo 'PENDULUM'; 
jaate chorhle, apnaar matha o shorir ekdum 
jaabe ultey, korben 'shirsashan', aar chechiye 
bolben, 'orrey aar noy, ebaar THAAM.' 
Sabmiliye ei mela kintu khub ee 
poriskaar, porichanno, 
surakkhito o CHIMCHAAM; 
ebong seyi purono oitihyo dhore 
rekhechey boleyi, ei mela r ekhano 
achey biswabyapi SUNAAM."- Arindam Sain

AAMI 'iBOT', EMON EKTI CHOTTO ROBOT, JE SAB KAAJ KORE FALEY JHOTPOT !!!

"Ei je Sir ! apni ebaar ektu 
nicher dikey TAAKAAN; 
ami ee dorjaa e thak thak korchilam, 
jaate aapni dorjaa khuley DAARAAN. 
Noyi ami apnaar mato 
kono maanush er mato lamba, 
ami besh bhalo ee chotokhato o BETEY; 
taai toh apni 'Customer Care' er bell 
bajaale, kichu ta samay aamaar 
beshi laage paaye HETEY. 
Ami toh maanush er 
theke khub ee SASTA; 
khetey o ditey hoyna dubela kono 
maachbhaath, ruti, noodles baa PASTA. 
Ekbaar sudhu ektu khorcha kore 
amaake kinleyi HOLO; 
poriseva r dik diye, ami jekono 
maanush er theke dherh BHALO. 
Apni amaar shorir er saathe legey 
thaaka ID Caller e call korey 
sudhu bolben, 'HELLO'; 
aar ami takhan bolbo, 'Ami tomar sahajyo 
kortey hoyechi haazir, ki sahajyo chai 
tomar, sudhu boley FALO.' 
Ami hocchi ei 5-Star Hotel er Customer 
Care Executive, aami 'iBOT'; 
emon ekti chotto robot, je sab kaaj 
kore faley JHOTPOT."- Arindam Sain

DIL TUMNE CHURA LIYA, ISILIYE TOH AATE HAIN TUMHARE PAAS !!!

"Dil tumne chura liya, isiliye toh 
aate hain tumhare PAAS; 
kuch pyar bhari baatein karte hain toh 
tum kahete ho, 'Naa karo itna BAKWAAS'. 
Maana ki hum nahi hain 
itne bhi SHAREEF; 
par pyar jisko kiye hain, uski kaise 
na karein koi TAREEF. 
Sardi ke mausam mein kisi Park mein 
baithi ho tum, o meri 'TUHINA'; 
tumhari godh mein thoda sarh rakh ke 
sotey hain toh kahete ho mujhe, 'KAMINA'. 
Pyar mein kaun kambakht itna shareef hota 
hain, sabhi hotey hain thoda sa BADMAASH; 
dil tumne chura liya, isiliye toh 
aatey hain tumhare PAAS."- Arindam Sain

WE ARE 'GHOTI', WE ARE SUPPORTERS OF 'MOHUN BAGAN', WE FEEL PROUD TO BE A 'MIDNAPURI' !!!

"Anytime, anywhere, 
we love to eat 'MURI'; 
we also love to eat 'Cholar Dal' 
and 'Hinger KACHURI'; 
we are 'Ghoti', supporters of 'Mohun Bagan', 
we feel proud to be a 'MIDNAPURI'. 
'Medinipore' is the birthplace of 
'Iswarchandra Vidyasagar', who wrote 
the first book on Bengali ALPHABETS; 
still today, the students of 'Midnapore' 
become more successful in any All India 
level competitive exams or TESTS. 
'Medinipore' has always 
been the hub 
of new REVOLUTION; 
and is known worldwide for the brave 
revolutionaries in the freedom struggle 
movement of India NATION; 
even nationwide, 
everyone knows about 
the 'Nandigram AGITATION'. 
Whenever there had been a 
political change in Bangabhoomi, 
it always started first 
from 'Medinipore' ONLY; 
'Midnapuri' people loves good football, 
even good foods like 'Chingri Malai Curry', 
'Morla maach er tok' and 'Crabs Curry' 
must go down their BELLY."- Arindam Sain