WITH TIME, ROYAL PRACTICES AND THE SPECIALIZED JOBS ALWAYS REMAIN THE SAME, THOUGH, THE JOB PROFILE NAME CHANGES !!!

"Every King had his own 
Royal Cook and Royal TAILOR; 
even some Kings used to have different 
hairstyles from his Royal BARBER. 
The Kings are no more, 
but, any such royal 
practice still EXISTS; 
in the society of rich 
businessmen, film artists 
and other CELEBRITIES. 
Those Royal Cooks 
are now known as 
Masterchefs and they also 
work as Chef Consultants 
for 5-Star HOTELS; 
the Royal Tailors are now knows as 
Fashion Designers and during any 
festive season, their branded products in 
any garments shop increase the SALES. 
The Royal Barbers are now known as 
Hair Stylists and they are 
required during the film 
or ad shooting DAYS; 
with time, royal practices and the 
specialized jobs always remain 
the same, though, only the 
job profile name CHANGES."- Arindam Sain

OI COMICS BOI ER PAATA E GHOTEY JETO KATO EE NA GHATONA !!!

"Boarding school er 
majaa ee chilo ALAADA; 
proti saptaahe Superindendent Sir er 
kaache thyangaani kheto 'KELTUDA'. 
Oi Comics boi er 
paata e ghotey jeto 
kato ee naa GHATONA; 
school e jakhan lamba chuti porto, 
bhalo ee laagto porte, 
'Nonte Fonte r KANDOKARKHAANA.' 
'Hada Bhoda' o 
kichu kom JETONA; 
aar 'Baatul the Great' toh 'One Man 
Army' chilo, seta sakal er ee JAANA. 
Computer takhan 
amraa shikini BOTEY; 
tobe 'Chacha Choudury' r naaki prakhar 
buddhi chilo, jodi o chilo BETEY. 
Taar saathey oi lamba lok ta 
sabai ke kore dito KAABU; 
se kon ekta onyo graho theke 
esechilo bodhoy, naam taar 'SAABU.' 
Comics er boi teh khub ekta janopriyo 
chilo na 'HE-MAN' ebong 'SUPERMAN'; 
kintu sabaar ee daarun laagto 
porte 'SPIDERMAN' aar 'BATMAN'. 
Oneker ee kintu 
bhalo laagto 'BAHADUR' 
aar 'BELA' GALPO; 
'Aranyadev' aar 'Mandrake' eto taai 
janopriyo, je ekhano khabor er 
kagaz e prokashito hoy alpo ALPO. 
Rahashya r galpo maaneyi ek 
number e thaakto 'BYOMKESH'; 
jodi o 'Feluda' baa 'Kiriti' baa 
'Kakababu' o laagto BESH. 
Calculus er anko 
korte bosleyi, 'Tintin' comics boi er 
katha mon e PORTO; 
aar 'Sherlock Holmes' er 
beshi r bhaag galpo ee takhan 
matha r opor diye JETO."- Arindam Sain

HOYECHE DAARUN DURNITI, TAAI KI ODIK THEKE NAJAR GHORAATE, EI 'ANTI-CAA' R RAJNEETI !!!

"Bolle Babool: 'Maanlaam 
Rose Valley aar Sarada e 
hoyechey daarun DURNITI; 
Rajiv Kumar er kichu ee holo na, 
taai ki odik theke najar ghoraate, 
ei Anti-CAA r RAJNEETI; 
emni teyi eder ke ekta o vote debena, 
saddyo Bharatiya nagarikattwa 
paaoa kono SHARANARTHI. 
Magaj dholai aar mitthey prachaar 
kore jato ta Muslim Vote dhorey 
raakha jaaye aar KI; 
tobey, 2021 e kintu 
Bangabhoomi teh daarun 
ekta larai hobe BOIKI.'

Babloo bolle, 'Hindu ra je kato ta 
atyachaarito hoyechey Pakistan, 
Afghanistan o Bangladesh e, 
taa kintu jaane saara BISWA; 
othocho kichu bangaali seyi 
purbabanga r Hindu der dukkho 
durdasha r katha bhujhlona, eta 
satti ee lajja r ebong ABISWASYO. 
Jato ee koruk oirakom 
circus, notun prajanmo r 
muslim der vote ora PAABENA; 
kaaron aatankbaad er 
biruddhe o katha 
boley Sekh HASINA; 
kintu Bardhaman o Birbhum e jakhan baari r 
chaad urey jaaye bomaa bisforon e, takhan 
era keyu kicchu JANENA !'"- Arindam Sain

MANGALORE E JE 5 LAKH TAAKA GALO, SETA ELO KOTHA THEKEY !!!

"Mangalore e je 5 lakh taaka galo, 
seta elo kotha THEKEY; 
othocho Bangabhoomi r sarkari karmider DA 
deowa jacchena, era boka banacche KAAKEY. 
Ekhan toh dekhchi 
maa er cheye maasi r darad BESHI; 
kato taaka paaye suni, jakhan maara jaaye 
kono BANGABHOOMIBAASI; 
Surjyo uthley ekmaatro kaak e raai 
kore 'Kaa Kaa', tobey taader dekhley 
amader oto taa paayena HAASI. 
Ekhan o kintu puron hoyni 
Panchayat nirbachan er 
paap er PRAYASCHITTO; 
tobu bhalo je khub tararari ee 
bujhte pereche je ghor sankat e 
ei dal er ASTITTWA; 
je jaai boluk, Bidhan, 
Siddhartha, Jyoti 
ebong Buddhadev Babuder 
kintu chilo daarun BYAKTITTWA; 
emni emni Satyajit Ray 'Oscar' paayeni, 
teeni dekhiye diye gachen je Bangabhoomi 
teh asoley choley 'Hirak Rajar Desh' er 
mato ee ekta RAJOTTWO."- Arindam Sain

BJP IS MORE PATRIOTIC; WHEREAS SOME ACTIVITIES OF INC ARE REALLY SO IDIOTIC !!!

"SABINA: 'Come on Tamina, workers of 
INC and other parties are 
giving us money to 
go for the AGITATION; 
we are getting money from these parties, 
this is the time do more income, though, 
I also know that 'CAA' is not going to 
affect any citizen of India NATION.'

TAMINA: 'Shame on you, 
Sabina, is earning money 
everything for you, 
not your conscience, not a true 
patriotic Indian's IDENTITY; 
every now and then, your drunkard husband 
utters the word, 'Talaq' for three times, but, 
still, you are his wife, because this Modi 
Government has given all the married 
Muslim women, a new social SECURITY. 
We have lots of other issues in this 
country, but, you people are 
wasting time on 'CAA' which is 
not an issue at ALL; 
BJP has solved Babri Masjid issue, did 
surgical strikes on Pakistan and even 
thinking about development 
of Indian Muslims OVERALL. 
BJP is 
more PATRIOTIC; 
whereas some activities of INC 
are really so IDIOTIC.'"- Arindam Sain

IF PAKISTAN IS AGAIN SHOWING BARBARIANISM IN THE 'LINE OF CONTROL'; THEN THE INDIAN ARMY TO BE GIVEN THE FULL FREEDOM NOW TO PLAY AN AGGRESSIVE ROLE !!!

"If Pakistan is again showing 
barbarianism in the 'Line of CONTROL'; 
then the Indian Army to be given the full 
freedom now to play an aggressive ROLE. 
If after several surgical strikes, the 
Pakistani terrorists and the soldiers 
have not learned any LESSON; 
then, don't worry, our Indian Army is 
there to teach the next chapters 
as the brutal war is ON. 
At present, Pakistan is targeting to 
create terrorist base camps in the 
Pakistan acquired Kashmir REGION; 
time is ideal for the Indian Army 
to take control of PoK with a 
good patriotic REASON. 
If Pakistan wants a war, let there 
be a war, our Indian Army is ready 
to conquer Islamabad anytime 
to have a sweet VICTORY; 
then the Pakistani region will be 
controlled jointly by UN, USA, Russia, 
China and India each having a share 
of their own TERRITORY."- Arindam Sain
    

BISHAAL BARO BIRBHUM ER MAATH, AKASH KHOLAMELA; THANDA R SAMAY, BESH BHALO EE LAAGE SHANTINIKETAN ER POUSHMELA !!!

"Bishaal baro Birbhum er maath, 
akash KHOLAMELA; 
thanda r samay, besh bhalo ee laage 
Shantiniketan er POUSHMELA. 
Eto baro maath e, nehaat 
dokaanpat noy toh ALPO; 
apnaake satti ee mugdho kore debey 
Birbhum er bikkhyato HASTHOSHILPO. 
Mela e dupur bela thekey 
sandhya obdi hoy 
bisesh sanskritik ANUSTHAN; 
baaul gaan, lokgeeti ebong adivaasi nrittya 
dekhle, aar rabindra kavita r abbritti sunley, 
satti ee apnaar juriye jaabe PRAAN. 
Ei mela r chaturdikeyi paaben 
'Mathura Cake' aar 'Papri CHAT'; 
ei mela e kintu paaowa jaaye daarun 
dekhtey, beter tairi chair, dolna o KHAAT. 
Jaah bheerh hoy, etto baro maath e o, 
kheteyi paaren ektu adhtu guto baa THYALA; 
tobe beshi bheerh seikhaaneyi paaben, 
jekhane achey katogulo 'NAGARDOLA'. 
Tobe ei mela r 
bisesh ekti nagardola 
holo 'PENDULUM'; 
jaate chorhle, apnaar matha o shorir ekdum 
jaabe ultey, korben 'shirsashan', aar chechiye 
bolben, 'orrey aar noy, ebaar THAAM.' 
Sabmiliye ei mela kintu khub ee 
poriskaar, porichanno, 
surakkhito o CHIMCHAAM; 
ebong seyi purono oitihyo dhore 
rekhechey boleyi, ei mela r ekhano 
achey biswabyapi SUNAAM."- Arindam Sain