SOMEWHERE IT GOES UNDERGROUND, SOMEWHERE IT GOES ELEVATED; AFTER THE START OF EAST-WEST CORRIDOR METRO RAIL SERVICE, THE KOLKATANS WILL FEEL ELATED !!!

"Somewhere it goes 
underground, somewhere 
it goes ELEVATED; 
after the start of East-West 
Corridor Metro Rail service, 
the Kolkatans will feel ELATED. 
The security system and the modern 
facilities of East-West Metro Rail 
is just so FANTASTIC; 
that, as a 
passenger, you 
will feel ECSTATIC. 
Esplanade station 
will become the 
Centralized CONNECTOR; 
when the JOKA-BBD BAG 
Metro Rail will get completed, 
is also a big FACTOR. 
Three Metro Rail lines will link 
Howrah, Sealdah, Saltlake, New 
Garia and Joka with each OTHER; 
due to the use of modern technologies, 
the security as well as technical defects 
should not be an issue FURTHER. 
Esplanade, Howrah and 
Sealdah may also have Metro 
Rail buses as in bus transport system
also, the Kolkata Metro may INVEST; 
take a metro rail ride from Sector-V to 
Saltlake Stadium, which is just the 
1st phase project of Metro Rail 
from East to WEST."- Arindam Sain

DUS SAAL PEHLE HUM DONO HUYE TEH APNE APNE GHAR SE FARAAR; ABHI BHI EK DOOSRE KO PYAR KARNE KE LIYE, HAR DIN, YEH DIL RAHETI HAIN PEHLE JAISI HEE BEKARAAR !!!

"Dus saal pehle hum 
dono huye teh apne 
apne ghar se FARAAR; 
kyon ki shaadi karna chahte teh 
hum dono, aur lagbhag sabhi log 
kar rahein teh INKAAR. 
Sehar mein thi 
ush samay 
curfew JAARI; 
bhaagey dono ek paash wale 
jungle mein aur ek aadivaasi ke 
ghar mein ek raat bhi GUZAARI; 
phir ush jungle ke aadivaasi ke 
ek mandir mein, shaadi kara diya 
hum dono ka, ek asdivaasi PUJAARI. 
Agar maloom hota ki 
pyar karne se 
itni hogi SAMASYA; 
toh naa hee hum chorhtey 
prem ki baan, aur naa hee 
pyar mein ghayal hoti 'TAPASYA'. 
'Kamasutra' ka desh 
zaroor hain yeh, phir bhi yahaan 
pyar karna itna bhi nahi hain AASAAN; 
pinjre ka panchi sochta hee raheta hain, 
ki kab woh udhega azaad panchi ke tarah, 
pukaarta hain usse yeh khula AASMAAN. 
Aaj teen bacchein hain 
hum dono ka, aur lagbhag 
sabhi ne hamaare shaadi 
ko kar liya SWEEKER; 
'Valentine's Day' mein kya 
rakha hain, abhi bhi ek doosre ko pyar 
karne ke liye, yeh do dil raheti hain har din 
pehle jaise hee BEKARAAR."- Arindam Sain

NOY BARDHAMAN, NOY BANKURA, NOY PURULIA; BANGABHOOMI R EI ZILLA R NAAM BIRBHUM, AAR JAAYEGA R NAAM, TARULIA !!!

"Ki je hotath holo mon e, 
onekdin por gelum parikkha e BOSEY; 
pass koreyi je Berhampore zone e 
aaste holo ABOSESHEY. 
Noy Bardhaman, noy 
Bankura, noy PURULIA; 
Bangabhoomi r ei zilla r naam Birbhum, 
aar jaayega r naam, TARULIA. 
Purono server, bhaanga 
cabinet, camera o bekaar, 
othocho ei shaakha e 
royechey kato KAAJ; 
praaye 23000 graahak ke pariseva 
dicchey ekti manager, ekti officer, 
ekti cashier aar ekti sweeper, 
sabmiliye ekti bhaanga JAHAAJ. 
Tobe konorakam sahajya korbaar jonnyo 
sabsamay achen tairi Ramprasad, Ibratullah, Sanjay, Babulal, Saju, 
Sonali, Arup, Milan, Nurul aar NIYAZ. 
Aagey jakhan hethay 
chilen SHIVSHANKAR; 
bechhey dekhenni uni, je, kato kilo 
chaal e, chilo katogulo KAANKAR. 
Pariseva diten 
botey PRANABASHISH; 
aar khutinaati samasya r 
samadhan korten DEBASHISH. 
Jakhan shaakha r bhetorh 
grahaak er sankhya jeto berey, 
korto charidikey PILPIL; 
takhan erokom melaa dekhey 
chaa paan korbaar jonnyo 
baaire ghurtey jeten ANIL. 
Kato ee naa holo 
ghana ghana BADLI; 
Kobirul babu elen hethay, jehetu onekdin 
dhoreyi chenen uni, Bolpur er OLIGOLI. 
Gelen Arup, gelen Sourav, 
esechen ARIJIT; 
sab e mili kori kaaj, jato ee 
thakuk naa kano HAAR-JEET. 
Achey teente 
Bank MITRA; 
ei shakha r byabsaa ekhan 
48 koti MAATRO. 
Aachey onekgulo 
Mahila Swanirbhar GOSTHI; 
Loba Panchayat ebong Dubrajpur Block er 
aachey unnayan o pragati r DURADRISHTI. 
Ei shaakha e, 
sabsamay bheerh 
hoy BYAPOK; 
ebong eto wrin er kaagaz o khaata royechey, 
je himshim kheye jaaye sweeper er bhumika e 
thaaka, bechaara DIPAK."- Arindam Sain

SELECT OUT ONLY THOSE THINGS WHICH ARE POSITIVE; AS FROM 1ST APRIL 2020, MERGERS OF SEVERAL PSU BANKS WILL BECOME EFFECTIVE !!!

"As with effect from 
1st April 2020, 
mergers of several PSU Banks 
will become EFFECTIVE; 
this is the ideal time 
to get information 
about all the PSU Banks and 
select out only those things, 
which are 'POSITIVE'. 
Based on all positive things, 
in the board meetings, 
on the basis of transparent 
voting system, find out 
all the feasible SOLUTIONS; 
it is not an easy task to reduce the 
number of branches, increasing the 
manpower per branch and to maintain 
the customer service quality by 
merging several ORGANIZATIONS. 
Selling of so many odd branch premises 
will generate revenues which 
can be used for NPA PROVISION; 
number of CGMO and ZO must be reduced 
after doing proper administrative and 
infrastructural policy REVISION. 
Not a single branch of any PSU Bank 
must remain as a Scale-I branch as by 
merger process, the number of 
employees per branch will INCREASE; 
all branches must 
have PTS as well as PCD, 
as the number of branch 
premises DECREASE. 
All PSU Banks must have online system 
of opening savings account in the 
mobile app itself from anywhere 
in India NATION; 
just like 'Paytm Bank' does 
by sending its employee 
at customer's doorstep to do 
the KYC VERIFICATION. 
Except SBI, 
there will be 
only PNB, BOB, BOI 
in the long run 
with a common 
CBS software, FINACLE; 
all savings account to be migrated 
to 16 digit number by taking 1st 4 digits 
of registered mobile number, 2nd 4 digits 
of AADHAAR number and last 8 digits of 
your existing account number 
without any OBSTACLE."- Arindam Sain

JHAANJHALO SORSHEY TEL E POSTO BADA HOCCHILO BHAAJA !!!

"Jhaanjhalo sorshey tel e 
posto bada hocchilo BHAAJA; 
sakaal e khaati khejur gur diye kaancha 
cholaa khelum, satti ee ki MOJAA. 
Ekeyi thanda 
besh bhalo ee, 
taao abaar akaash MEGHLA; 
amader college er hostel er raadhuni, 
Paltu daa bolley, 'Aaj toh khichuri 
khaowaar din re, PAGLA'. 
Amader College er 
chaatro rajneeti r 
nirbachan prokriyaa 
chilo GATOKAAL; 
kichu bahiragato chele raa esey korechey 
bhaangchur, professor der gaaye tulechey 
haath, aaro korechey kato 
kaaj sab BHULBHAAL; 
taai college aaj bandho, 
police dicchey kada paahaara, 
korchey tahaldaari edik aar ODIK; 
amader aar ki, hostel e boseyi korchi 
porashona, oi nongra rajneeti ekhan pooro 
taa ee laage jaghannyo aar BETHIK. 
Amader hostel er 
canteen er deerghodin er 
raadhuni, Paltu daa r kintu ranna r 
haath ekdum KHAASHA; 
cheteyputey khaai aamra hostel er canteen 
er khaabaar, boley bojhaano jaabena, ki 
suswaadu, ranna koraataao kintu ekta 
daarun ekti shilpokala r PESHA. 
Afeem toh naaki khub nesha r jinish, jaa 
kinaa British raa Bharat e chaash 
koraato aar Chin e korto RAPTAANI; 
Germany r tairi kora heroin o toh marattok 
nesha r jinish, jaa khetey arombho korley, 
mrityu abasyombhabi JAANI; 
ekhaane abaar 
paaowaa jaaye ekdum 
khaati posto, aar seyi posto diye 
Paltu da baaniyechey ki suswaadu 
posto bada MAAIRI; 
ekhaankaar khaati sorshe tel er jhaanjh 
o daarun, dupur e khichuri, posto bada, 
pora begun er aloo bhaate aar seddho 
haansh er deem khaowaar por ki aar dupur 
e naa ghumiye thaakte PAARI."- Arindam Sain

SHARAAB NAHI PEETEY HAIN, PHIR BHI HO JAATE HAIN HUM SHARAABI; JISH DIN TUM PEHEN LETI HO WOH VASTRA, JISKA RANG HAIN GULAABI !!!

"Sharaab nahi peetey hain, 
phir bhi ho jaate hain hum SHARAABI; 
jish din tum pehen leti ho woh vastra, 
jiska rang hain GULAABI. 
Pyar toh hum karte hain 
tumhe har ROZ; 
phir bhi tum gussa ho gayi jab chauda 
farbari ko, humne naa diya tumko koi 'ROSE'. 
Ek gulaab ke phool, 
wohi din mein dene se, 
thodaa ee hota hain PYAR; 
ishq ke liye koi ek pal, samay aur din thodaa 
ee hota hain, ishq toh ishq hain, bindaas 
karo kabhi bhi, kahi bhi, mere YAAR. 
Log sawaal abhi bhi 
karta hain, ki Rukmini 
toh asli bibi hain Krishna ka, 
toh phir Radha ko kya MILA; 
jisko pyar chaiye, woh sirf pyar se hee 
khush hain, ek saccha aashique hee 
jaane, kya hoti hain aashiqui, 
kya hoti hain prem ki RAASLEELA. 
Pyar toh, ek dil ke saath 
aur ek dil ka hain 
ek adrishya BANDHAN; 
saccha pyar agar naa mila, toh 
bekaar hain woh sab adalat ke 
kagaz, jaaydaat ya aarthik DHAN. 
Aaj phir se tum 
aayi ho gulaabi 
vastra pehenke 
mere SAAMNE; 
khulaa aasmaan ke neechey hogi 
khullam khulla mohabbat, aagey 
kya hoga anjaam, yeh toh sirf 
Bhagwaan hee JAANE."- Arindam Sain

NAHI RAKHE HAIN MERE PAAS TUMHARI KOI BHI SAAMAAN; KYON KI TUM BHI AAJKAAL KI MAUSAM O KI TARAH, HO GAYI HO BEIMAAN !!!

"Nahi rakhe hain mere paas 
tumhari koi bhi SAAMAAN; 
kyon ki tum bhi aajkaal ki mausam o 
ki tarah, ho gayi ho BEIMAAN. 
Yaad hain woh din abhi bhi, 
jab humse dosti karne ke liye, 
tumhari dil mein 
jaag uthi thi INQUILAB; 
jish jish ladkiyon se mera dosti tha, unh 
logon ko mere baareme ulta seedha bolti 
thi tum, aur ekdin khud hee mere class ke 
notebook mein raakh diya GULAAB. 
English medium school thaa zaroor, par 
humko pataa nahi tha, yeh 
Chauda Farbari ka kya hain CHAKKAR; 
par jab ush notebook mein tum likh hee diye 
teh, 'I love you, be my valentine', toh mere dil 
ne bolaa, 'Chal, ish ladki se hee tu pyar KAR.' 
Aaj bhi hain Chauda Farbari, 
kar rahein hain CCD ke 
andar baithke, tumhari INTEZAAR; 
par tum abhi tak nikle nahi ho apni daftar se, 
kyon ki aaj bade hee girawat ke samay 
se gujri hain Share BAZAAR. 
Jab se Private Bank chorhke, gushi ho 
ek Share Trading Company mein, tab se 
dimaag mein khaali karti raheti ho 
naa jaane kya kya HISAAB; 
kabhi toh dimaag ko do aaraam aur mere 
liye kholo woh pyar mohabbat se bhari 
woh dil, o meri pyaari MEMSAAB. 
Mere ko ek table 
mein lagbhag ek ghante 
ke liye akela dekh ke, 
waiter bhi ho gaya PARESAAN; 
jab bhi phone karti hoon, toh kaheti ho, 
'Boss gussey mein hain, koi nikal nahi 
raha hain, aur thoda adhaa ghanta 
intezaar karo meri JAAN; 
mera dil 
toh hain sirf 
tumhare hee PAAS; 
aadhe ghante baad yeh 'Sunaina'
tumhey ek chummi degi, 
o mere pyaare 'BIBHAS.''"- Arindam Sain