O MERI 'KASHMIR KI KALI'; AA BHI JAAO AAB, INTEZAAR MEIN HAIN YEH PREM KI GALI !!!

"Kya kahein, kaise kahein, 
kitna pyar karte hain hum TUMHEIN; 
aab kaisi darr, kaisi hichkichahat, aab nahi 
hain 'Article 370', Kashmir ki vaadiyon MEIN. 
O meri 
'Kashmir ki KALI'; 
aa bhi jaao aab, intezaar mein 
hain yeh prem ki GALI. 
Naa jaane kya kya ho jaayegi AJOOBA; 
jab tum baanogi meri MEHBOOBA; 
tumhari ish pyar ki gehrai o mein 
yeh dil hain DOOBA; 
tum hee ho, haan sirf tum 
hee ho meri pyaari DILRUBA. 
Aur naa sataao, 
aa bhi jaao AAB; 
bahut intezaar kiye hain tumhari 
yeh 'Naresh', tumhari dil ka NAWAAB; 
Kashmir ki nahi, aab tum baanogi 
Kanpur ki 'Malika' MEMSAAB; 
har roz main kahunga, 'Namaskaar', 
aur tum kahogi, 'ADAAB'".- Arindam Sain

SPEED UP YOUR LIFE WITH THE TAGLINE, 'RUN, RUN, RUN'; BUT, WHENEVER YOU GET TIME, DON'T FORGET TO ENJOY YOURSELF FULLY BY HAVING SOME FUN !!!

"Your belly is fat now, 
so, run, run, RUN; 
everyday in the playground, be there 
at early morning to see the rising SUN; 
come back home, 
have your breakfast BUN; 
after getting fresh and after a 
short meal, again, run, run, RUN. 
You are in office now, be serious, 
as the office time has BEGUN; 
for completing any office work, 
if you OVERRUN; 
then always remember, that in comparison 
to you, your boss has a better SHOTGUN. 
But, always have a break, 
whenever you feel TIRED; 
as you have to remain healthy first, 
even if from that firm, you get FIRED. 
In this competitive era, 
no one has time 
to read or hear any 
report in DETAILS; 
so, keep your verbal or written 
communication to the point and 
short enough, otherwise, you may 
find that your project FAILS. 
Time is precious, so, 
speed up your life, with 
the tagline, 'Run, run, RUN; 
but, whenever you get time, 
don't forget to enjoy yourself fully 
by having some FUN."- Arindam Sain

RADHIKA MON E HOK NAA JATO EE DUKKHO, BIRAHO, BEDANA BAA KASTO; TAAR HRIDMAJHAARE KINTU CHIROKAAL EE RAJOTTWO KORE TAAR ADOR ER KESTO !!!

"Radhika r mon e hok naa 
jato ee dukkho, biraho, 
bedana baa KASTO; 
taar hridmajhaare kintu 
chirokaal ee rajottwo kore 
taar ador er KESTO. 
Sudhu maakhan 
churi toh NOY; 
ei Gopal jaane aaro kato 
koushal o ABHINOY. 
Kakhan je kon 
naari r hriday 
korey naaye se CHURI; 
tobe Radha keyi se bhalobaase 
beshi, kaaron taar bhalobasha e 
neyi kono CHHALCHAATURI. 
Prem maaneyi toh ektu adhtu 
ananda, ektu haasi, 
ektu biraho, ektu BEDANA; 
ei prem ee toh jogaaye 
ei sangraami jeevan e, 
ek notun ANUPRERONA. 
Onek e onek kichu 
korto PRASHNA; 
kintu Radha r hriday thekey konodin 
ee muchhey jaayeni 'KRISHNA.' 
Ki jano ek adbhut jaadu chilo 
seyi Murali r baanshir SUREY; 
Radhika r mon ekkebaare 
hoye jeto FURFUREY. 
Gopi r chilo 
aaro kato GOPINI; 
tobe Radha ee chilo 
taar priyo SANGINI. 
Emon ee chilo ei dujon er prem, 
je sabai praaye bhuleyi galo, 
ke chilo RUKMINI; 
ektu misti, ektu nontaa, 
ei naa holey ki aar premleela hoy, 
taai toh Govinda bhalobashto 'NONI'. 
Aajkaal kaar cheleymeye gulo, 
'Valentine's Day' r naam e 
koruk naa jato ee FURTI; 
saara biswa teh kintu bhalobaasha r 
pratik hisebe, pujo koraa hoy, 
'Radha-Krishna' r MURTI."- Arindam Sain

SOMEWHERE IT GOES UNDERGROUND, SOMEWHERE IT GOES ELEVATED; AFTER THE START OF EAST-WEST CORRIDOR METRO RAIL SERVICE, THE KOLKATANS WILL FEEL ELATED !!!

"Somewhere it goes 
underground, somewhere 
it goes ELEVATED; 
after the start of East-West 
Corridor Metro Rail service, 
the Kolkatans will feel ELATED. 
The security system and the modern 
facilities of East-West Metro Rail 
is just so FANTASTIC; 
that, as a 
passenger, you 
will feel ECSTATIC. 
Esplanade station 
will become the 
Centralized CONNECTOR; 
when the JOKA-BBD BAG 
Metro Rail will get completed, 
is also a big FACTOR. 
Three Metro Rail lines will link 
Howrah, Sealdah, Saltlake, New 
Garia and Joka with each OTHER; 
due to the use of modern technologies, 
the security as well as technical defects 
should not be an issue FURTHER. 
Esplanade, Howrah and 
Sealdah may also have Metro 
Rail buses as in bus transport system
also, the Kolkata Metro may INVEST; 
take a metro rail ride from Sector-V to 
Saltlake Stadium, which is just the 
1st phase project of Metro Rail 
from East to WEST."- Arindam Sain

DUS SAAL PEHLE HUM DONO HUYE TEH APNE APNE GHAR SE FARAAR; ABHI BHI EK DOOSRE KO PYAR KARNE KE LIYE, HAR DIN, YEH DIL RAHETI HAIN PEHLE JAISI HEE BEKARAAR !!!

"Dus saal pehle hum 
dono huye teh apne 
apne ghar se FARAAR; 
kyon ki shaadi karna chahte teh 
hum dono, aur lagbhag sabhi log 
kar rahein teh INKAAR. 
Sehar mein thi 
ush samay 
curfew JAARI; 
bhaagey dono ek paash wale 
jungle mein aur ek aadivaasi ke 
ghar mein ek raat bhi GUZAARI; 
phir ush jungle ke aadivaasi ke 
ek mandir mein, shaadi kara diya 
hum dono ka, ek asdivaasi PUJAARI. 
Agar maloom hota ki 
pyar karne se 
itni hogi SAMASYA; 
toh naa hee hum chorhtey 
prem ki baan, aur naa hee 
pyar mein ghayal hoti 'TAPASYA'. 
'Kamasutra' ka desh 
zaroor hain yeh, phir bhi yahaan 
pyar karna itna bhi nahi hain AASAAN; 
pinjre ka panchi sochta hee raheta hain, 
ki kab woh udhega azaad panchi ke tarah, 
pukaarta hain usse yeh khula AASMAAN. 
Aaj teen bacchein hain 
hum dono ka, aur lagbhag 
sabhi ne hamaare shaadi 
ko kar liya SWEEKER; 
'Valentine's Day' mein kya 
rakha hain, abhi bhi ek doosre ko pyar 
karne ke liye, yeh do dil raheti hain har din 
pehle jaise hee BEKARAAR."- Arindam Sain

NOY BARDHAMAN, NOY BANKURA, NOY PURULIA; BANGABHOOMI R EI ZILLA R NAAM BIRBHUM, AAR JAAYEGA R NAAM, TARULIA !!!

"Ki je hotath holo mon e, 
onekdin por gelum parikkha e BOSEY; 
pass koreyi je Berhampore zone e 
aaste holo ABOSESHEY. 
Noy Bardhaman, noy 
Bankura, noy PURULIA; 
Bangabhoomi r ei zilla r naam Birbhum, 
aar jaayega r naam, TARULIA. 
Purono server, bhaanga 
cabinet, camera o bekaar, 
othocho ei shaakha e 
royechey kato KAAJ; 
praaye 23000 graahak ke pariseva 
dicchey ekti manager, ekti officer, 
ekti cashier aar ekti sweeper, 
sabmiliye ekti bhaanga JAHAAJ. 
Tobe konorakam sahajya korbaar jonnyo 
sabsamay achen tairi Ramprasad, Ibratullah, Sanjay, Babulal, Saju, 
Sonali, Arup, Milan, Nurul aar NIYAZ. 
Aagey jakhan hethay 
chilen SHIVSHANKAR; 
bechhey dekhenni uni, je, kato kilo 
chaal e, chilo katogulo KAANKAR. 
Pariseva diten 
botey PRANABASHISH; 
aar khutinaati samasya r 
samadhan korten DEBASHISH. 
Jakhan shaakha r bhetorh 
grahaak er sankhya jeto berey, 
korto charidikey PILPIL; 
takhan erokom melaa dekhey 
chaa paan korbaar jonnyo 
baaire ghurtey jeten ANIL. 
Kato ee naa holo 
ghana ghana BADLI; 
Kobirul babu elen hethay, jehetu onekdin 
dhoreyi chenen uni, Bolpur er OLIGOLI. 
Gelen Arup, gelen Sourav, 
esechen ARIJIT; 
sab e mili kori kaaj, jato ee 
thakuk naa kano HAAR-JEET. 
Achey teente 
Bank MITRA; 
ei shakha r byabsaa ekhan 
48 koti MAATRO. 
Aachey onekgulo 
Mahila Swanirbhar GOSTHI; 
Loba Panchayat ebong Dubrajpur Block er 
aachey unnayan o pragati r DURADRISHTI. 
Ei shaakha e, 
sabsamay bheerh 
hoy BYAPOK; 
ebong eto wrin er kaagaz o khaata royechey, 
je himshim kheye jaaye sweeper er bhumika e 
thaaka, bechaara DIPAK."- Arindam Sain

SELECT OUT ONLY THOSE THINGS WHICH ARE POSITIVE; AS FROM 1ST APRIL 2020, MERGERS OF SEVERAL PSU BANKS WILL BECOME EFFECTIVE !!!

"As with effect from 
1st April 2020, 
mergers of several PSU Banks 
will become EFFECTIVE; 
this is the ideal time 
to get information 
about all the PSU Banks and 
select out only those things, 
which are 'POSITIVE'. 
Based on all positive things, 
in the board meetings, 
on the basis of transparent 
voting system, find out 
all the feasible SOLUTIONS; 
it is not an easy task to reduce the 
number of branches, increasing the 
manpower per branch and to maintain 
the customer service quality by 
merging several ORGANIZATIONS. 
Selling of so many odd branch premises 
will generate revenues which 
can be used for NPA PROVISION; 
number of CGMO and ZO must be reduced 
after doing proper administrative and 
infrastructural policy REVISION. 
Not a single branch of any PSU Bank 
must remain as a Scale-I branch as by 
merger process, the number of 
employees per branch will INCREASE; 
all branches must 
have PTS as well as PCD, 
as the number of branch 
premises DECREASE. 
All PSU Banks must have online system 
of opening savings account in the 
mobile app itself from anywhere 
in India NATION; 
just like 'Paytm Bank' does 
by sending its employee 
at customer's doorstep to do 
the KYC VERIFICATION. 
Except SBI, 
there will be 
only PNB, BOB, BOI 
in the long run 
with a common 
CBS software, FINACLE; 
all savings account to be migrated 
to 16 digit number by taking 1st 4 digits 
of registered mobile number, 2nd 4 digits 
of AADHAAR number and last 8 digits of 
your existing account number 
without any OBSTACLE."- Arindam Sain