I CAN UNDERSTAND BOTH HINDI AND BENGALI, BUT CAN ONLY SPEAK IN ENGLISH !!!

"NANCY: 'I really want 
to know about the divine 
powers of Indian CULTURE; 
I have become a fan of 'Haathbaba', 
he is such a knowledgeable person 
and having such a polite NATURE. 
I want you to show your palm to him as he 
is such a good astrologer of this VILLAGE; 
I am really curious to know what 
may happen to us at a later STAGE.'

PIJUSH (uttering in a low voice 
to himself): 'Saadhe ki aar lok e boley, 
je jodi paro kono bideshini r PREMEY; 
ki grisyo, ki seeth, 
ki barsha, sabsamay 
jaabe tumi GHEMEY. 
Jatadhaari kono sannyasi dekhleyi 
dekhi, prithibi r paschim praante r 
meyegulo othey ektu NECHE; 
obosyo ei bhando baba der o pratikriya hoye 
boiki bideshini der dekhley, taai bodhoy 
majhemoddhe anandey khub NAACHEY. 
Jaai ghureyi aasi, e jakhan 
dicchey etobaar KHOCHA; 
bekaar katogulo taaka 
hobe aaj KHORCHAA.'

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HAATHBABA: 'Ei broom broom 
broom, Alakh NIRANJAN; 
o sweet lady, my aasli 
name hain MANORANJAN. 
Hey baalak, badhao 
apna daaina HAATH; 
hmm, bhagyasaali ho tum babua, ke mila 
hain tumko ish gori memsaab ka SAATH. 
'Laxmi' aur 'Saraswati' yog ki 
mayajaal hain tumhari yeh JEEVAN; 
ek saal hoga dhanpraapti, toh 
doosre saal hoga VIDYARJAN; 
hamesha bachaake 
raakho apna DHAN; 
aur hamesha khushi se rahena, 
dukhi na ho kabhi tumhara yeh MANN.' 

NANCY: 'I can 
understand what 
'Haathbaba' is SAYING; 
Either 'Knowledge' or 'Money' will be 
earned by you in every alternate years, 
which is quite INTERESTING; 
Don't be such a miser, please give him 
a good amount of money as his FEES; 
I can understand both Hindi and Bengali, but 
can only speak in ENGLISH.'"- Arindam Sain

AAMRA MAANCHI 'LOCKDOWN', OTHOCHO TOMRAA ELEY BIDESH THEKE, NIYE EI 'CORONA' !!!

"Koiley Kinkar, 'Tui aar ami 
ghar e achi bosey, 
bujhli re PATLA; 
aar TV teh kaal na porshu dekhacchilo 
je Delhi r ekta jaayega e katogulo 
shramik koreche JATLA. 
Ekhan toh abaar 
sangbaad shironaam e 
esechey, 'Nizamuddin BASTI'; 
sankraman hoye jaabar por, 
Arvind Kejriwal bolchey, je 
deowa hobe uchit SHAASTI.'

Patla bolle, 'Sankraman jakhan 
hoyeyi gachey, taahole toh bhai 
ei jeevan taa ee hoye galo JUYAA; 
ke morbe, ke baachbe, keyu jaane na, 
sabdhaan e egiye chalo bondhu, emni 
teyi bishaakto hoye gachey ei HAAOWA. 
Tobe aamra bolchi botey, 
je kichu ta holeyo 
niskriyo ei PRASHASAN; 
tobe prashno jaage mon e, 
je sadharan maanush satyi satyi 
thik kato ta SACHETAN. 
Ami toh gaari 
chalacchi THIK; 
kintu ultodik thekey je gaari chaaliye 
aasche, se jodi hoy BETHIK; 
taholey toh 
hobeyi DURGHATONA; 
aamra maanchi 'lockdown', othocho 
tomraa ele bidesh theke, niye oi 'CORONA'.

Sudhir sudhaale, 'Sankraman er gati 
kintu ektu holeyo kichuta KOMECHE; 
ei 'Lockdown' er eetibaachak 
prabhab kintu ekta PORECHE. 
Ei rog kintu ekdum sere o jaaye, tahole 
amraa ki ei virus er vaccine pabaar 
khetrey hocchi AGRASAR; 
ki jaani, tobe ekta shikkha paaowa galo, je 
prakriti r opor otyachaar korle kintu, kathor 
shaasti daaye ISHWAR.'"- Arindam Sain

SATTYI MAAIRI, 'PURONO CHAAL BHAATH E BAARE' !!!

"MAHILA: 'Katodin por 
elaam Kolkata e, 
California THEKE; 
airport thekeyi amaake 
niye choley gelo, jekhaane oi 
virus er parikkha hoye THAAKE.'

PURUSH: 'Praaye chaar bachor por 
eley tumi, besh ager thekey 
beshi forshaa laagche TOMAAKE; 
tobe Kolkata e je firey eley, setaa 
kintu kichuta holeyo USA e teh taandav 
chaalano oi virus er ee AATANKEY. 
Taa hotath eto bachor por 
amaakeyi phone kore daakley JE; 
chaar bachor aagey khub toh rege giye 
bolechiley je ami naaki khub BAAJE.'

MAHILA: 'Baaje ee toh, sedin haath 
dhore amaake aatke diley, ami ki aar 
jetaam oi Maarkin JUKTORASHTREY; 
nijekey onek rakam kaaj e byasto rekhey, 
nitya notun jaayega e ghurey ghurey, 
tomaake bhultey perechilum onek KASTEY.'

PURUSH: 'Taah okhaane toh onek sundar 
dekhtey lamba forsaa yuvak royechey, 
kaaukey banaaoni tomaar PREMIK; 
baa keyu besh American 
style e tomaake boleni, 
'Oh ! I really love you, JHILIK.'

MAHILA: 'Ektaake pachando hoyechilo 
botey, ektu bandhutwa o korechilaam, 
kintu se byaata abaar drugs NITO; 
ekdin regey giye boleyi dilaam, 
'Ei je Drugkhor, ebaar tumi amaar 
jeevan theke KAATO.' 
Tomaake pathaalam friend 
request, koreyi diley 'Block', 
ki raag TOMAAR; 
bholaa toh aar jaayena tomaaye, 
emon paaji cheley tumi, tobu o 
kichui koraar chilo na AMAAR.'

PURUSH: 'Tomaar ei dustu MAHESH; 
biye kore jiban katacchilo BESH. 
Tobe seyi pakhi 
ekhan daal cherey 
gachey UREY; 
chaar bachor por, abaar amaar haath e haath 
diye acho bosey tumi, sattyi maairi, 'Purono 
chaal bhaath e BAAREY'."- Arindam Sain

WE DO CREATE OUR OWN BOUNDARIES AND START THINKING THAT THE SPIRITUAL WORLD IS OUT OF OUR REACH !!!

"BEGGAR: 'Your Highness ! 
You are a KING; 
you don't have to 
worry about ANYTHING; 
what do you know about hunger 
and poverty, you know NOTHING.'

KING: 'Ok ! I want to know 
about hunger and POVERTY; 
so, for one week, you sit on the throne, 
enjoy the kingship, enjoy the royal PARTY.'

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After 1 week

BEGGAR: 'You come back and 
sit on the throne, your HIGHNESS; 
as 'Administration' is a 
very painful BUSINESS. 
Life of a King 
is so LUXURIOUS; 
but, sometimes there are sleepless nights, 
when some issues become too SERIOUS.'

KING: 'Let my minister 
look after the administration 
from now ON; 
as being a beggar for 1 week, I am 
getting attracted towards the 
spiritual world and RELIGION. 
Sometimes, we do create 
our own boundaries and 
start thinking that the spiritual 
world is out of our REACH; 
but, when you experience the different 
phases of life in different forms, 
you really feel that the 'Life' is 
always ready to TEACH.'"- Arindam Sain

SOME DO FALL IN REAL LOVE TO REALIZE THE 'LOVE-LIFE' BETTER !!!

"SHISHYA: 'Guruji ! Why beautiful 
women were always sent to 
break any hermit's MEDITATION ? 
Even in many a cases, 
we have seen that the female 
dancer has an INFATUATION !'

GURU: 'Men are always hungry for 
power and when they see any other 
powerful man, they become JEALOUS; 
also, when any woman gives attention 
to any man, that man starts to think 
that he is very PRECIOUS.'

SHISHYA: 'But, that good feeling 
is actually a 'Honey TRAP'; 
the water of the tank goes out of the tank 
as a woman smartly opens up the TAP.'

GURU: 'Not all are so 
selfish or just professionals, 
some do fall in real love 
to realize the 'love life' BETTER; 
if there is truth in her love towards her 
beloved one, then you have no idea, 
how many tanks she can 
fill up with WATER.'"- Arindam Sain

DAUDTE HO TUM BAHUT HEE BADIYA; PAR TUMHARE PYAR PAANE KE LIYE BECHAIN HAIN YEH 'GUDIYA' !!!

"LADKI: 'Daudte ho tum 
bahut hee BADIYA; 
par tumhare pyar paane ke liye 
bechain hain yeh 'GUDIYA'.

LADKA: 'Itna bhi naa daudoh 
mere peechey, ki geer jaao 
aur laag jaaye CHOT; 
garibi mein paida huya yeh garib, abhi 
bhi hain garib, mere baatwe mein 
nahi raheta hain jyada bada NOTE.'

LADKI: 'Woh aamir aadmi bhi 
toh hota hain garib, jiske dil 
mein naa ho MOHABBAT; 
humko chaiye woh saccha aashique joh 
humse kare thoda pyar, thoda gussawala 
baatein aur thoda SHARARAT.'"- Arindam Sain

SO MANY INDIANS AND CHINESE WILL SURELY CREATE IN THE WESTERN WORLD, A NEW ASIAN CIVILIZATION !!!

"When we talk about 
'Finance' and 'Economy', 
we cannot ignore 
'Population EXPLOSION'; 
but, after every 100 years, 
the 'Mother Nature' reduces the 
population to help the experts to 
take any feasible economic DECISION. 
The population of the world 
is not equally DISTRIBUTED; 
in China and India, the population 
is densely POPULATED. 
If China is 
having cheap labourers 
in manufacturing SECTOR; 
then, in India, the knowledgeable people 
of 'English', 'IT' and/or 'Nuclear Physics' 
is an advantageous FACTOR. 
In the upcoming five years, 
from Asia to Europe and America, 
there will be a mass MIGRATION; 
so many Indians and Chinese will 
surely create in the western world, 
a new Asian CIVILIZATION."- Arindam Sain