ABHINAY KE DUNIYA MEIN INHKO HUM KAHETE HAIN, 'KARAMATI KHAN' !!!

"'Rudra Sengupta' aaye teh gaaon 
mein Durga Puja ke WAQT; 
'Salaam Bombay' film mein, kaun 
likhta tha doosro ke liye KHAT; 
kya pataa hain aapko, kaise 
huya tha 'Ek doctor ki MAUT' ? 
Kaun tha 'Chunargadh' 
ke 'BADRINATH' ?; '
Ratnakar Dasyu' banaa 'Wrishi Valmiki', 
sunke 'Narad Muni' ki BAATH ! 
'Lunchbox' ka khaana khaane ke 
baad kho gaya tha DIL !; 
'Slumdog Millionaire' se baath kar ke, 
kya kuch huya tha 'HAASIL' ? 
Sher toh murrh ke dobaara dekha hee 
nahi, phir bhi badiya tha woh 'Life of PI'; 
kisko kab kya 'Rog' ho jaaye, kisiko nahi hain 
pataa, 'Yeh Saali Zindagi' aisi hee hain BHAI. 
'Madaari' ka 'Karwaan' hain 
yeh, yeh mat BHOOL; 
naa jaane kitne 'Knock Out' ho gaye, jab 
maidan mein ladhne aaye teh 'MAQBOOL.' 
'Qarib Qarib Singlle' ho, 
padhe ho kya kabhi 
woh kitaab, 'The NAMESAKE'; 
kabhi kabhi 'Blackmail' bhi hota hain, kyon 
ki aksar 'Life in a Metro' mein, yeh pyar, 
mohabbat jyadatar hote hain FAKE. 
'Hindi Medium' ya 
'Angrezi Medium' naa 
shikhao ussey, 'Piku' ka 
dost hain yeh 'BILLU'; 
haathon mein 'Talvar' nahi, par daudta 
hain 'Paan Singh Tomar' jaisa, aur gale 
ki awaaz sunke laagta hain ki, yehi 
hain Mowgli ka pyara dost, BALOO. 
Naam ish sahabzaade 
ka hain 'IRFAN'; 
abhinay ki duniya mein inhko hum 
kahete hain, 'Karamati KHAN'."- Arindam Sain

WE REGARD OUR NEW INNOVATIVE PRODUCTS AS SPECIAL WEAPONS TO WIN ANY CORPORATE LEVEL WAR LIKE 'GLADIATORS' !!!

"JOURNALIST: 'The three 
main pillars of any firm is 'Finance', 
'Human Resource' and 'OPERATIONS'; 
how come your firm has always been so 
faster than others to implement strategies 
based on new ideas and INNOVATIONS; 
which have greatly helped your firm to 
have an advantage to win so many 
corporate level COMPETITIONS.'

BUSINESSMAN: 'We always make 
a business mindset intentionally 
that we are going to die TOMORROW; 
we know that it sounds like any other 
weird sentence, as you have already 
raised your EYEBROW; 
but this mindset helps us to implement 
new strategies faster than other firms 
to help our firm to GROW. 
The word 'Innovation' in corporate level 
may become old with times if you don't 
implement it faster than your COMPETITORS; 
we regard our new innovative products as our 
special weapons to win any corporate level 
war like 'GLADIATORS'.'"- Arindam Sain

BHABCHI EKTA KHULBO BYABSAA, JEKHAANE MAANUSH 'HELIUM BALLOON' ER SAHAJYE HAOWA E URHBE !!!

"BABLOO: 'Ei gaan taa bhaloi, 

majhemoddheyi radio te SUNI; 

ekta katha bolle, tora hoyto 

ektu haasahaasi korbi JAANI; 

kintu ami naa aaj obdi ekta o 

holud paakhi DEKHINI.'

BABOOL: 'Orrey ! E ki aar 

je se PAAKHI; 

e bodhoy ekti modhur smriti jaa 

aamra hriday lukiye RAAKHI. 

Majhemoddhe bhaabi, je Bhagaban kano 

maanush ke dilona pakhi der mato DAANA; 

mon er sukh e urey beratum hethay 

sethay, kato ki ee naa hoye jeto JAANA.'

BAABLA: 'Bolihari ! Maairi ! 

Ki sundar mamabari r 

abdaar tor BOTEY; 

dekhte ki paash naa orrey, je ei maati r 

oporeyi, maanush e maanush e 

kato ki kaando GHOTEY. 

Maanush er daana thaakle toh 

saada megh er aaraalei shuru 

hoye jeto kato ee naa HATAHATI; 

jaar daana e gurutaro aghaat laagto, 

se opor theke porto aro kaarur opor, 

korto taar o shaaririk KHOTI.'

BALA: 'Bhabchi ekta khulbo byabsaa, 

jekhaane maanush 'helium balloon' er 

sahajye haowaae URHBE; 

bhoy neyi, sab jaatrider 

peethey chotto parachute 

baadha THAAKBE; 

ei naa holey bangali r adda, 

kothay chilo holud pakhi, 

chole elo helium BALLOON; 

ei govindabhog chaal er fyaan bhaath daarun 

laagchey khete, orrey keyu de ektu gaaowa 

ghee aar ek chimtey NOON.'"- Arindam Sain

FOR THE REVIVAL OF GLOBAL ECONOMY, IF THIS VIRUS IS A DAMPENER; THEN, FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD, THE FINANCIAL STRATEGIES OF 'CAYMAN ISLANDS' CAN BE AN EYE-OPENER !!!

"Due to 25% indirect taxation, a business unit 
pays the Government Rs.100/- by taking it 
from the customer, for a product whose 
selling price is Rs.400/-; 
but, to manufacture that product, 
the total operational expenses is 
Rs.100/-, so, per product, the 
net profit is 300/-. 
If nations like Ireland, Switzerland, 
Hong Kong, Singapore and some 
other nations don't charge 
direct taxes on the net PROFIT; 
then will you be 
not a happy person 
if you would have been 
the owner of that business UNIT ? 
If you look at the 
'Cayman Islands' MAP; 
you may feel as if a shark is chasing 
two fishes by maintaining a GAP. 
A 'Cuban Crocodile' is bigger 
in size than any 'CAIMAN'; 
but the income level of any resident of 
'Cayman Islands' is higher than any CUBAN. 
'King George III' gave them 
a legendary REWARD; 
but, ages after ages, it actually 
became a financial AWARD. 
Why so many Multinational Companies 
have opened their branches in 
'Ugland House' of GEORGETOWN ?; 
because the MNCs have its business unit in a 
'tax haven' soil, that is, no taxes on net profits 
and the business may never go DOWN. 
We don't know how many nations 
can show the courage to become 
a 'tax haven' CAMPAIGNER; 
but, for the revival of the 
global economy, if this 
virus is a DAMPENER; 
then, for the entire world, the 
financial strategies of 'Cayman Islands' 
can be an EYE-OPENER."- Arindam Sain

I CANCELLED THE CALL AND TO THAT FAKE CALLER, I SAID NOTHING !!!

"CUSTOMER: 'Hello ! Actually, yesterday, I 
got a phone call asking me to provide my 
ATM Card, bank account details 
and an 'One Time PASSWORD'; 
I had a doubt that whether the bank officials 
really need to know so many details to 
change my 'EMI repayment schedule' 
from next month ONWARD' ? 
I cancelled the call and to that 
fake caller, I said NOTHING; 
I called you to know, if there is any such 
banking procedure in this THING.'

BANKER: 'Message us the 
mobile number from where that 
fake caller has made the CALL; 
we will give the number to the cyber cell to 
get the caller location, the SIM owner name 
and other information OVERALL. 
In 90% cases, a fake caller never calls 
back from the same mobile number which 
he used before to call any online mobile 
banking or Internet Banking USER; 
never do online shopping in any cyber cafe; 
even at your mobile or laptop, after any online 
transaction, always clear 'history', 'saved 
passwords' and 'temporary files' of BROWSER. 
For any salaried person 
like you, there will be 
no EMI RELAXATION; 
for the loan accounts of poor farmers and 
daily workers only, there may be some 
temporary technical UPGRADATION. 
To provide new ATM Cards, 
a reputed PSU Bank went for 
old ATM Cards DEACTIVATION; 
at that time also, so many 
customers received fake calls 
for new ATM Card ACTIVATION. 
Even some emails are coming regarding 
the deadly virus, don't open it, just 
mark those emails as 'SPAM'; 
avoid conference calls with third party 
software, as hackers may get access 
to any WEBCAM.'"- Arindam Sain

IN THIS WORLD, EVERYONE IS A HUNTER HERE; EITHER YOU HUNT OR GET HUNTED, SO LIVE YOUR LIFE WITHOUT ANY FEAR !!!

"BLACK BIG ANT: 'You don't harm us too 

much, but, you always look so HUNGRY; 

the moment all these small insects 

see you, they become so ANGRY.'

LIZARD: 'Why blame me, 

I have to eat THEM; 

that's the cycle of life, 

that's the survival GAME.'

COCKROACH: 'Oh ! No ! I have 

entered a wrong ZONE; 

don't eat me, oh ! lizard, I will not 

come here again, just leave me ALONE.'

MOSQUITO: 'See the fun ! The lizard is 

chasing the COCKROACH; 

really, while hunting, these lizards 

show so much aggressive APPROACH. 

Lizards must 

also start eating 

the spiders TOO; 

due to those fine spider webs, a 

spider manages to trap mosquitoes 

everyday, at least, one or TWO.'

SMALL BLACK ANT: 'When cockroaches 

or spiders die, we become so BUSY; 

as to store their body parts in our

secret food store house, is not so EASY.' 

SPIDER: 'In this world, everyone 

is a hunter HERE; 

either you hunt or get hunted, so live 

your life without any FEAR.'"- Arindam Sain

PRATIDIN SAB SABJI BIKRI KOREYI FIRECHI AMI BAARI; DAARUN KAAJ E LEGECHEY AMAAR SEYI PURONO THYALAGAARI !!!

"BABLOO: 'Amader eidikeyi kothayo 
bodhoy hoyeche ekjon AAKRANTO; 
taai prashashon hoye uthechey 
aaro karrha o ASHAANTO; 
robbar e, bazaar bandho 
kore debe, ke aar taa JAANTO; 
taah, tui ei kotaadin toh bazaar e 
sabji niyeyi boslina, ki byapar BALTO ?'

BABOOL: 'Pratidin sab sabji bikri 
koreyi, firechi ami BAARI; 
daarun kaaj e legechey, amaar 
seyi purono THYALAGAARI. 
Praaye roj je khadder gulo 
aasey bazaar e, 
ami toh jene niyechi, 
je ke kon paara r BAASINDA; 
oi sab paara r baro baro morh e giye dus 
minute kore daariye, sabji sab bechey 
dilum, ei kotaadin e guchey gachey 
amaar sab byabsaayik MANDA.'"- Arindam Sain